Dick Masterson’s 2008 Man Challenge
At the beginning of a new year, most people waste their time reflecting on the year past, compiling useless lists like “the top ten greatest catch phrases of 2007″, and “which young starlet had the most disappointing amateur porn of herself “unwantedly” posted to the internet in 2007″.
The greatest catch phrase of 2007 was “hit the treadmill” by myself, Dick Masterson, and I have never been more disappointed to see a pair of tits than I was with Vanessa Hudgens. Is she even legal? Reflection over. Now, it’s time for some manflection.
Men look forward, we don’t look back. We look upward, never downward. And if there’s a little girl running around, we look at our flies to make sure they’re closed. There’s no sense in traumatizing little girls with the unfathomable. In that spirit, I present the first annual 2008 Dick Masterson Man Challenge.
The Dick Masterson Man Challenge is a list of manly challenges you can and should undertake in the new year — if not for the personal growth, then for the Man Points. The 2008 Man Challenge is similar to a scavenger hunt with one exception: women are not allowed to play.
What the Man Challenge is not is a “new year’s resolution”.
Resolutions are stupid and prone to failure. You never see the word “resolution” mentioned in an advertisement targeting men for that reason. Men don’t buy failure. We don’t buy it in others, we don’t buy it in ourselves, and we don’t need a bunch of emotional buttering-up and preparation before making positive life changes. Women need a week of counseling before they even think of leaving an abusive husband. That’s pathetic.
The word “resolution” shows up as often as the word “empowered” in ads for women; ads like weight loss surgery centers and gym commercials. There are no gym commercials for men. Gyms don’t want male customers. Gyms make money by selling memberships to people who don’t have the drive or dedication to actually go to the gym. These types of people are called “women” and fail at weight loss just like they fail at everything in life. Women suck at new year’s resolutions.
Gyms make money when they don’t have to fix worn down facilities or machines broken by men who were lifting more weight than some idiot woman in a pink jumpsuit could even imagine. That’s why Curves, the gym for women, made so much money last year. Owning Curves is like running a chain of bars that only sell to millionaire alcoholics.
But back to my 2008 Man Challenge.
Dick Masterson’s 2008 Man Challenge
1. Don’t get a girlfriend: +3 Man Points per day
Girlfriends are Dumbo’s magic feather for your sex life. They’re supposed to make it easier for you to get laid; they’re supposed to contribute to your quality of life somehow via laundry or meal cooking; and someone once told me something hilarious about women providing companionship. I can’t even imagine how that’s possible. Women are not funny, they have no amusing stories, and they’re so insecure they need to be coddled even in their sleep. That’s not companionship. That’s called raising a foster kid.
My point is, Dumbo didn’t need the magic feather to fly and you don’t need a girlfriend to get laid. Calling the woman you want to bone a girlfriend doesn’t magically give her a vagina like Clarence and his wings in some sick version of the classic Christmas tale, “It’s a Wonderful Life”.
For every day of 2008 you go without getting a girlfriend, you get 3 Man Points. Leonardo da Vinci never had a girlfriend. Why should you?
2. Go to a hooker: +2,000 Man Points
Speaking of women putting out for less, I man-challenge you to go to a hooker in 2008. If the idea makes you uncomfortable for no good reason, call Oprah or your mom and talk about your feelings. Then, find an ATM and remember that VD is not as rampant as everyone says it is.
Strippers, hookers, and hot Asian masseuses are all still women. Don’t ever let a woman convince you otherwise. Prostitutes count for getting laid just as much as their bitchier, more expensive counterparts. Hookers have stupid thoughts, stupid notions about everything in the world, and fuck simple things up constantly. If those aren’t the three defining characteristics of a woman, then the women I’ve been dealing with and have heard about must actually be donkeys wearing woman suits around like Buffalo Bill.
Unlike regular women, a prostitute will not go out of her way to embarrass you in front of your friends. This service exists and it’s something you can pay for.
In a manlier time, prostitution was a respectable trade. Not respectable in the way of a politician or a doping super athlete, but respectable in the only way a woman can be respected: while she’s doing what a man told her to.
3. Get ejected from somewhere: +1,000 Man Points
The only thing a woman cares about is how she looks to everyone else. In a woman’s mind, it’s more important to be seen as an honest, loyal, and decent person than to actually be one. Find me one lady doctor who doesn’t wear makeup to work and I won’t change my mind because she’s probably still wearing earrings. Women are more interested in looking like doctors (or lawyers, or marines), than actually being them. She’s a woman first and a doctor second. Forget that and it will cost you a spleen.
It doesn’t matter if it’s a bar, a restaurant, or a church; if someone asks you to leave, you’re still you no matter how stupid you look. Fuck what everyone thinks. That’s a man challenge.
4. Drink a bottle of scotch: +50 Man Points
The state of manly drinking in the world today is deplorable. A few months ago, I saw something called a Strawberry Dream on a drink menu in a classy sushi restaurant. Someone ordered it and when it arrived I tipped it over on “accident”.
5. End or prevent a marriage: +10,000 Man Points
Marriage is fucked and stupid. Anything you can do to prevent it is manly.
Women ruin everything by trying to make it last forever. They save and scavenge for every bit of nostalgia like rats. They stifle the growth of their children until the kids would experience more of life by just staying in the womb. And you sure as shit don’t see men frantically taking pictures of one another having a good time while they’re out partying. That’s womanly and obnoxious — especially in a dark bar.
No matter how desperately women want to relive the past, a 50 dollar camera, a 6 dollar developing fee, and not getting too drunk because they don’t want to “feel icky” the next day is not going to do it.
It doesn’t matter whose marriage it is — it could be yours — if you fucked it up, you passed the 2008 Man Challenge.
The Greatest Catch Phrase of 2007.
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I am shutting this site down.
I’d just like to point out that Leonardo Da Vinci was a known gay.
Perhaps you should pick better examples as to why a man shouldn’t have a girlfriend.
You mean like this?
- Women fail a cost/benefit analysis in marriages and relationships
- Women are only consistently good for sport-fucking.
- Women think men owe them personal happiness.
- A woman would rather blame a man for being a “player” or a “serial dater” than admit she has no fucking idea how to keep a man around
- Women are greedy and selfish in relationships and you all think a “good man” is one who ‘does what he is told’ and pays you for the privilege, while you go out of your way to be worthless and contribute nothing beyond your dripping cooze.
…. I’ll stop here, or this could take all week.
There are a LOT of men who feel this way. We’re sick and tired of having feminist values rammed down our throats. It’s time for men to rise again and that starts with expressing our masculinity in an unapologetic way.
Even those of us who don’t literally think that you’re a wuss if you have a girlfriend get a kick out of essays like this. Time to man up, guys!
The femine values – have become the values of America.
What a TRAGEDY.
Here are just a few…..
• “Feelings are more important than FACTS”
• ”Sensitivity is more important than TRUTH
• “Commitment is more important than INDIVIDUALITY”
• “Safety is more important than FUN”
Jesus Fucking Christ. Anyone with a brain can clearly see thats all a bunch of horseshit. If you live by and believe the opposite is true…. women will HATE it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
…. and a man will get MUCH farther in life if he IGNORES those values.
You’re not fucking kidding. My old man had a great saying:
‘A woman’s place is in the wrong.’
Never listen to what a woman thinks or says about anything.
‘A woman’s place is in the wrong.’
Fucking brilliant.
Muzalon, your father was a dirty, ugly, jealous subhuman. He was another butt ugly Jewboy……….most ovens are too good for that piece of crud……is the old ugly bugger dead and rotting somewhere, honey? Please say yes……….don’t need another filthy murdering Jewboy dirtying up the world. LOL
As previously stated:‘A woman’s place is in the wrong.’
“Never listen to what a woman thinks or says about anything.”
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YouC.U.N.T.sBetterWatchYourStep.
Is this the obese, lesbian turd-face once called ‘Superior Woman’? Hit the treadmill and get a man in your life, loser.
Loser is a good insult. You should use that more often. It makes you sound smart.
FOR ALL YOU YOUNG KIDS YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO FUCK NOW BUT YOU WILL WHEN YOU YOUR PARENTS LET YOU.
NEVER WATCH YOUR PARENTS IT IS ONLY GOO WHEN YOU FUCK
YOU WANT TO KNOW THE DICK SAID TO THE BUNNS THE BUNNS SAID STOP!!!!IT TICKLES!!!!!
HEY YOU WANT TO HEAR A SONG:
HEY DICKY YOUR SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MINE HEY DICKY
feels pretty good got got to suck it real good well i got to leave so i can suck my boyfriends dick and i am never letting it go until he puts it puts it up my virgina SSSSSUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK IIIIIITTTTT RRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLL GGGGGGOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i guess i got to suck his dick and he has to put it my virgina WHO EVER HAS NOT HAD SEX YET OR SUCKED A DICK OR IF YOUR A BOY PUT IT UP A VIRGINA YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BITCH
Really, the only one who genuinely feels the way Dick does, is Dick himself + maybe a few insecure, pathetic followers that he has somehow accumulated over the years. I’m really not that sure why Dick feels this way, or why anyone would empathize with his absolutely asinine remarks, but it sounds like he needs to go to therapy, like for real. Either this website (which endorses his book) is a really excellent way to make a shit ton of money, or the dude is seriously out of his mind.
Let me translate what this broad just said:
–==Really, the only one who genuinely feels the way Dick does, is Dick himself + maybe a few insecure, pathetic followers that he has somehow accumulated over the years.==–
Translation: Those that believe the conduct of women is utter shite, are those who have observation skills.
–== I’m really not that sure why Dick feels this way, or why anyone would empathize with his absolutely asinine remarks,==–
Translation: I know exactly why dick feels the way he does and makes these intelligent statements, after all I am one of the shitty women he is talking about.
–== but it sounds like he needs to go to therapy, like for real.==–
Translation: But he definitely needs to keep encouraging men and keep them out of the wacky therapy field, that is run by shitty women, you know, like me.
–== Either this website (which endorses his book) is a really excellent way to make a shit ton of money, or the dude is seriously out of his mind.==–
Translation: Dick will you fuck me?
I think it’s so cute when you dumb bitches start sentences with:
“EITHER HE….. OR HE…..”
When a dumb cunt EITHER/ORs me, it’s almost better than sex.
I like to EITHER/OR her back.
Kinda like this:
“EITHER YOU like it when I take it from your ass and put it in your mouth….. OR YOU like 2 huge cocks to double-penetrate you without lube”.
Now tell me bitch, which is it.
Don’t ever either/or a guy you never met – who never treated you badly again. And get the fuck off this website.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
TELL YOU THE TRUTH YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO WITH ME AS LONG AS WE LIKE IT I AM GLAD PLEASE DONT FUCK ME NOW ME AND MY BOYFRIEND JUST GOT DONE AND I WANT MORE FROM HIM
Erica,
how about all men feel this way like Dick does about women and you know it.
I kill women for sexual pleasure.
Do I win?
Are they feminists?
“Women are more interested in looking like doctors (or lawyers, or marines), than actually being them. ”
Great point.
I was dating this worthless female one time. And I told her I liked nurses. Obviously since nurses take care of you and bring you things when you’re sick because they realize you need to recover as soon as possible so you can get back to doing manly productive things. Whereas normal women will just notice you aren’t feeling well and start yelling at you and complaing to their friends about it. So rather than becoming the slightest bit helpful this girl went out and bought a slutty nurse outfit. Misguided, but at least she was trying. She did look good in it, but she still sucked in bed and I had to let her go after she tried to make me watch Rock of Love with her.
I doubt any female wants or has wanted you, you lying, uneducated piece of shit. See, boy, nurses WORK, they don’t suck off the government like YOU do, you mental runt. You aren’t a man, you are your father, when he’s not raping and then burying dead boys in the garden, of course.
Drop dead, you jealous shit, you aren’t worth anything.
Wow.
Thanks to that last comment I finally understand what Dick means by the fact that Women never actually make valid points! You know, ladies, the shit-talking and name-calling, and dick-sizing gets extremely old.
“You aren’t a man, you are your father, when he’s not raping and then burying dead boys in the garden, of course.”
So first off I’m assuming that Bomb’s Father is not a man, even though he most likely produced the manly sperm to produce him in the first place.
Second, what the fuck do you know about his father? Burying dead boys in his garden? I find it highly unlikely that his dad would do, much less even THINK about doing such things to children, and even less to other men in the making. Seriously bitch, if there’s one person here with problems its your cunt-ass that needs professional help.
So essentially the only thing remotely impressive in your entire comment was the commas in your aren’ts and your don’ts.
Fuck off you stupid cum-dumpster senile bitch.
Hey Jack and Coke
Let me give you a tip.
Those are shaming tactics women use, cos they hope you drop to your knees and start chasing her ass, so she can own you ass with no effort. Another words she is framing you/ a man/ every man – cos girls only know this one technique.
But what is realy important:
When a woman does it, simply smile or not smile and say:
Hey, these were shaming tactics, next time be more original and tell me something interesting.
Then turn your back on her.
She will now engage YOU.
If she apologize, ask her – how she is gonna make it up to you?
If she bitches simply say – this is not an apology.
If she bitches even more simply say – this is not an apology, either, Go get me flowers. And simply walk away.
That’s how you play their game.
Cheers.
“How are you going to make it up to me?”
Good one.
Yesterday I gave this chick shit and she says “You’re right. I apologize”.
So I smiled said “Flowers would be nice”.
She got SO fucking mad.
It was awesome.
A girl thinks she can just SAY “I apologize” and everything she says will be taken at face value.
At least when a man apologizes for something, he takes some kind of ACTION .
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Yes it could go that way, but then she is mad and you ar cool, so you got the advantage, so what’s next.
After she is mad, you say – do you believe men and woman are equal?
Her – yes,
So if a man offends a woman and want to apologize, wouldn’t be nice if he gave her flowers?
Her – yes, but…
No buts, so how you are going to make it up to me? I said flowers would be nice.
… Then if she made it up to you, you would give her more shit and said:
I could not get you at first, cos first you went crazy, then you apologize and then you went crazy again and now you DID.. that’s nice.
Not a bad idea at all Studio.
I do already realize that this shaming thing continues on a regular basis, and this comment indeed was a severe case. I just could not simply ignore such a putrid excuse for a denunciation, and felt that poking a little fun at her would be the correct thing to do.
Cheers
Sure, gurls exchange ideas ALL the time, so why men sould not??
Cheers guys.
OK on the other note, guys:
When a woman is a bitch to you NEVER poke a little fun on her. Cos girs simply understand this as if it’s working, what they did. So she simply will give you more shit. Got it?
You have to just reverse the chasing. How to do that is the art itself, because it needs to be done subtle.
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Wonderful, I read this having just had sex with a hooker. It’s much better than having a–ahem–”girlfriend.”
Leondardo Da Vinci had an 11 year old boyfriend.
Trying to tell us something Dick? Sounds an awful lot like hes a role model of yours. Chyea boyyy
Women expect equality regarding every dimension.. Tell the bitch she just got drafted and watch exactly why they’re substandard.
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Dick, i think you have a good point about the hooker. With a gf you get to a point where she won’t do this and won’t do that, and it’s always like she’s doing you a damn favor. Sure you have to pay the hooker but at least it’s a straightforward transaction (unlike the gf who may refuse to spread her legs if you don’t stay in line). Besides,the hooker is a pro who knows how to give a guyat he wants.
You should have set the fucking dog on them!
THAT IS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THAT IS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Onwards and upwards, fellow man!
The other Sunday I went for my regular walk with my dog down to the local pub beer garden. All was going to its usual plan when out nowhere three fat tarts descended on me and the dog and decided to fawn over the poor animal and knock my beer over.
Normally dogs aren’t allowed into pubs let alone the outside beer garden, but this is a small country pub with a fairly regular crowd of local drinkers and the barman knows me quite well so usually there’s no real problem, however this day was to take a turn for the worst.
As we all know dogs have fairly sensitive noses and in this case all three said tarts were reeking of cheap perfume, now for the first two or three minutes my hound dog put up with the pathetic cooing and fawning until the odour finally got to him and he curled his lip up at one of them, causing her fat arse to knock my beer over. When I politely explained that the pong of cheap perfume was the likely cause, the formally fawning floosies turned into a nasty lynch mob threatening all sorts legal repercussions accompanied by various insults.
The barman, seeing his options were limited suggested it was best that I leave quietly; mercifully he supplied me with a six pack on the way out. So, out the door I went, I didn’t even get to have one bourbon, one scotch or one beer, I had to settle for a half warm six pack to drink on the way home.
So much hate! Why do mysandrists always feel compelled to verbally insult us?
Oh, it’s Because we’re right, and insults is all they have left.
…and they can’t even do that correctly.
OH NOES. You are surely right. I must give up my ways. You have convinced me that I am wrong.
Seriously. What are you harpies trying to accomplish by bothering us? Get back in the kitchen.
No one is going to cook for you, man. That is unless she’s as insecure as you are. See the problem is, this whole theory is a self fulfilling prophecy. You feel as though women only have the ability to serve men within a physical capacity, right? Well, those are the women you seek, and those are the women you get. You’ll never be capable of finding a woman who can create something more than that, because you are too inadequate to some extend. And on a lighter note, you are probably really fucking ugly.
you are missing the point. the real point is that besides a physical capacity women are not necessary for men. or anyone else for that matter. besides sex, and the consequences: namely children, there is no use for women. But in a world such as ours where the population is too high for our environment to support (see carrying capacity) women have become useless, besides in a few years we (men) should be able to create better babies in a lab. that only leaves sex as the purpose and usefulness.
see the best chefs are men, so men can cook for ourselves, and do laundry, and chores, especially ones that require a bit of muscle and do not require an emotional breakdown. marriage is a way that women can trap in finical security, while they grow fat and unattractive and do not hit the treadmill.
but hold on a sec, do not get me wrong, i do not subscribe to a hate of women as a whole. i do not think that every woman out there is horrible and terrible. no, i am not pissed off at woman for being shunned i just hold a higher stander of action, rather than letting childish behavior slide. yes, there are some amazing women out there, that when given the right training can be wonderful companions, but the other 99% are childish, emotionally unstable, money grubbing, whores, who love shinny objects, and cant event tell you what they really want in life.
why can’t you let people have opinions. he’s not yelling in the streets, on t.v, in our schools, or in your face. you’ll never meet this guy, and if you do you can leave.
Dick you are right. All these point gains are really what it takes to be a man. You have a deep insight on the points – u just post them in a more funny way –
One greek philoshopher (Aristotle) said once
“Παση γυνί εστί πόÏ?νη πλην της μητÏ?ός μας και ταÏ?της δια σεβασμό”
All women are whores besides our mother, and that, just out of respect
And another one
From ancient greek philosopher “Î Ï?άξανδÏ?ος”
“Εν της λυχνός σβηστής πάσι γυνί εστί ομοία”
With the lights out every woman is the same
I don’t hate women, I just believe that more or less all women are whores who demand attention, and their motive drive for existence is jealousy to each other or living out of a man. As for brains…. 0
Proof
How many times a woman won a chess competition? Answer 0
How many times u seen a woman army general? Answer 0
Women also complain for men cheating when at the same time they dress like whores…and what do they get..well ..fucked..both of them – because all women die to get any attention from any moving dick..and they don’t crave dick….they crave any attention from any dick. -as men we simply fuck them because thats what they crave – blaming us is not only pointless but selfish…and above all stupid
Kyriakos, that “0″ list of what women have done (or more appropriately, will never do) could be expaned to no end.
Liza should be shot and left in a cow field. She’d prove more useful to society as plant fertilizer.
Do you even know what you’re saying? Stop babbling.
I CANT IT FFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL SSSSSSOOOOOO GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD
The lie of equality. Yes, the only lie I see is how politicians tell people who demand equal rights to shut the fuck up because everyone is already equal, thanks to their gracious charity. I don’t see why anyone shuns and mocks the idea of equality. God forbid we let everyone’s lives worth living. No, instead we’ll have everyone oppressed by the society that the ignorant, the non-thinking, and the beneficiaries perpetuate. Life is short, horribly short. Why must we spend all of it in such an unnecessary and absurd reality?
Yes, surely those who fight for equality should die out. That way everyone who doesn’t fit the system will be destroyed and we ca all live the same life for the rest of human existence.
Hahahahaa.
And I get equal comfort in knowing the lie of equality and “your kind” will die out far sooner.
Everything about this website, the content and the comments, makes my head explode. The gross generalizations of men and women by Dick are unbelievable. It almost seems as though he’s gotten all of his information from MTV and 4chan. Listen, from the moment girls are born they are bombarded with imagery of who they are supposed to be, namely thin, beautiful, White 20-year-olds. It is near impossible for people to escape the influence of society and those around them. Thus, girls learn to become mindless, image obsessed trophies for men to compete over. That is why women fall victim to infomercials and cure-all frauds and men do not. Men are told that if they are successful, funny, and good hearted enough they will get any woman they want, which often times helps men who do not fit the standards of male beauty. I have yet to witness this attitude for women. No matter how rich, powerful, or kind you are, if you’re “fat” and “ugly” you’re unfuckable. Which is another horrible assumption that Dick makes. According to him, the only reason any man has a girlfriend is to get free sex and has nothing to do with the desire to have a loving relationship with someone. This type of generalization about men is what causes such horrible views that women are responsible from protecting themselves from rape because every man is incapable of controlling their lust. And Dick’s comment about women needing theropy to leave abusive husbands? Yet another example of how the blame is put on the victim, that women are too weak to leave their abusers. Yet no one brings up the point of how to stop the creation of abusers to begin with. I have no respect for Dick’s views, and I get great comfort out of knowing that his kind will die out as human equality spreads and strengthens with time.
P.S. Man or woman, if you want to be taken seriously, don’t type like you’re a fucking 12-year-old on MySpace, you illiterate piece of shit.
You stupid, pathetic, layless cunt. Go buy a vibrating dildo and do the rest of the human race a favor: fail to procreate. Twat whore slut bitch.
Ok, had my coffee now (HAHA earlier post from Dick). Texting’s not the WORST thing that has happened to our society, but definitely the worst thing to happen to the written word.
Well, let’s see. If you read my post, then you would have realized that defending yourself as a woman is not the problem, it’s doing it well. Right now I’m embarrassed for you, because you’re feeding into the idea that women are incapable of expressing themselves well. Text messaging is the worst thing that has happened to our society. Your prose is awkward and difficult to read, your lack of grammar is painful to watch, and if you’re a lawyer then I’m six feet tall. Not because you’re a woman, but becuse no one that I know of that’s been through a credible college degree writes like you do.
It’s fun to piss off whores. They’re so exploitable; their free entertainment has been archived and sorted for your convenience.
Which one of of the laws of women mentioned taking more then 2 posts to actually say anything?
well i hope that the darkness well shed ur life as long as u are alive
enjoy the darkness
She can’t even use capital letters in her writing, and still lies about herself.
Today, a darkness has fallen upon me. A sense of hoplessness and utter futility.
is it too hard for ur penus sized brain to understand wht im writing well then ur a shame to ur gender
oh ND by the way since it’s a free speech i can say or writ what ever i want no matter who i am so Y are u so mad ABT it shity manhole
:P
u son of a bitch u can call me a third grader girl but the truth is that ur thinking to ur self (oh my GOSH a woman can own a law firm … :s no way i cant belive it .. i wanna cry like a baby why cant i own something like a law firm and how come she can own a law firm when i know that women are not as smart as men …. :s :S :s :S :s)
and then u think ( well HAHAHA let me say that shes a liar and then no one will belive her yeah now my stupid shallow head will feel better )
well in ur face jerk ..
Could you at least stop being LAZY bitch and use capital letters in your writing? And write out “why”instead if “y”? Yea, I guess if I had to read law tomes all day, all the dust from them could rot my brain. Thats the only mechanism I can conceive of (assuming your honest, which is very doubtful) to explain your apparent idiocy. A more likely possibility is that you were dropped on your head when the nurse fell down on the freshly mopped hospital floor after your delivery.
You really are quite pathetic and you are a shame to your gender.
well i hope u put ur lips over ur head and swallow your shity self out cuz you are just another piece of crap in this society
well u truley dont have a dick dick so y dont u fuck off
And gosh and gee and like yea and im a liar for saying i work in a law firm and gee i think i can fool all these men despite the fact that i write like a third garder gee-wow and im going to get my nails done…
Is it any wonder, Liza-the-Gibbon, why men think women are stupid when you post your thoughts stream-of-councioness style? Jesus, maybe a prostitute IS right for me. The truth maybe finally dawning….
gosh i was just reading the man points dick put . and gosh i mean ithought that all of these chavinist are gay untill …huh he wrote (2. Go to a hooker: +2,000 Man Points) i mean please seriously ….honestly i think that dick is has seroius issues like a Shear personality for example and gosh he’s so pathetic especially on doctor phill’s show .. i had fun watching him being humilated by dr phill .
well i dont see anything mean in what i said earlier since its a free speech . im just trying to defence my self as a woman and im talking in the voice of all other women around the world .and since u think that my literacy skills are atrocious well then what do u say about all the others comments do u think theyre all nice sweet and so fair to us women . and the biggest mean one in here as i observed is p coderch. all what is he good at is writing in big letters trying to intemedate us (as if) . i mean come on do u consider me for defending my opinion mean and the others are nice seriously . and for me shuting down this site i think ur right its free speech and i take back what i said earlier i was wrong but at leas i admit when im wrong . everyone does mistakes no body is perfect.
yesterday i was watching the doctor phill show which i recorded i think dick was so mean and he’s gonna get what he deserves
i think that we all should consider this men and women (no body is perfect)
Remember, it’s free speech until you say something a woman doesn’t like.
Actually, no, you’re not. In the US, this is protected free speech. What is said here is no worse what is said on man-bashing websites. Are you going to shut those down as well?
Although I disagree with the generalizations made on this website, I do concede that there are accurate observations made here, and in this country he’s got the right to say it. He is not threatening anyone, or harming anyone, or doing anything illegal.
If you want to argue a point, then argue it. If you rely on censorship rather than your native wit to prove your point, you shouldn’t be debating.
Finally, for someone with a huge law firm, your literacy skills are atrocious.
oh and that girl who is trying to get this site shut down she’s so right and im with her 100% cuz all she’s doing is trying to stop this piece of tash from spreading its dirt around
im going to help her to stop this hate
dick masterson is a fucking asswhole
he is so empty and shallow
by the way for all you chauvinist out there thx for making us women the center of ur world cuz u know wht guys you keep ur mind busy 24/7 on how to bring down women
just so you know when you think that women cant do a single tiny bit well you are so wrong cuz im a women and i have a huge law firm in the uk and im the one who built it with no men help . and i travelled to many countries including usa rome and italy and i didnt need any help from any man i pay from what i earn .
well i dont hate men but i used to have a boy friend before and believe me i was like a foster home to him thats why i dumped him . but now i have another one and he is so responsible .
in my own belives i think we are all human beings men and women some of us (men and women ) bad and others are good .
and i dont belive that most of u guys never met a kind woman in ur life
cuz i have met many good men and i also met bad ones too so please stop deniying that you have never met a good woman in ur life and stop saying that all women are whores and bitches . cuz they’re not all like that just like some men are asswholes but i know not all.
oh and i hope that dick will read this and reply me honestly .
ytmnd?
“I am most anxious to enlist everyone who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of ‘Women’s Rights’, with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feelings and propriety. Feminists ought to get a good whipping. Were woman to ‘unsex’ themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen and disgusting of beings, and would surely perish without male protection.”
– Queen Victoria, 1870
Why did you lie to me?
I AM A MAN, YOU STUPID SHIT. AND I WOULD FUCK YOU IN THE ASS TOO, YOU PUNK ASS BITCH. YOU PROBABLY TAKE ORDERS FROM YOUR WIFE AT HOME AND SAY “YES, DEAR” TO ALL THE ORDERS SHE GIVES YOU. I AM THE REAL MAN!!!!! THIS BOARD IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF BITCHES AND FAGGOTS WHO CATTER TO BITCHES. YOU “GUYS” LOST YOUR BALLS AT BIRTH, WHEN THE DOCTOR WAS CIRCUMCISING YOUR PENISES AND THEY CUT YOUR BALLS BY MISTAKE – CAN’T BLAME THE DOC, ‘CAUSE THEY WERE TO SMALL TO BEGIN WITH FOR THEM TO SEE. YOU ARE THE GENERATION OF CIRCUMCISED, CASTRATED AMERICAN MALES WHO HAVE BECOME THE JOKE OF THE WORLD. BOARDS LIKE THIS EXIST FOR YOUR WEAK, CHIVALROUS ASS TO VENT FRUSTRATION AT YOUR LIVES, AND AS SOON YOU GET HOME YOU GO BACK TO SAYING “YES, DEAR” TO THOSE FAT BITCHES YOU CALL WIVES AND DAUGHTERS. FUCK YOU ALL. I HOPE BIN LADEN NUKES THE U.S.A AND ENDS THIS SHIT HOLE OF DECADENCE THAT IS AMERICA AND THE WOTHLESS AMERICAN SOCIETY. I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS. GO DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS. I HOPE YOU ALL GET CANCER AND DIE.
While i’m at it cockrape, i noticed something else. Despite the fact that you can benchpress 340lb, you merely used all this strength to push in caps lock. Hell yeah, caps lock is cruise control for cool.
And just so you know, i understand you about the pedophilia thing. And by that i don’t mean i am one, nor do i condone it. But i do realise that you resort to children, because an adult female wouldn’t touch you wih a 10 foot pole. Before you make a penis reference, i would doubt that yours in 10cm, let alone feet.
You’re making us suffer a serious loss in manpoints here WoWfag. Oh, and just so i know, when you say you’re good with guns, do you mean something like having ‘intimate’ relations with them? Coz, you know, that means you onl have a .22 calibre, coz that’s about the right size hole for you.
Hope you enjoy fapping over your level 46 orc, and the delusions of even a child allowing you to touch them without them beating the crap out of you.
Seeya.
Why hello there P Cockrape.
Let me just say you’re not the only one who hates your mother. And i don’t think you’ve ever had any women. Enjoy your fist (let me where you plan on putting it).
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Zardoz, gay? I may be wrong but he wasn’t the one who admitted to making out with another man.
That pasty little girl who keeps trying to get our site shut down is back. What’s wrong, was painting your toenails pink not fun enough for you, honeybuns? What about staying up all night masturbating, you found yourself not quite getting those God-gifted triple-orgasms all your feminist bullshit says you’re supposed to get? That’s because you’re subhuman in your stupidity, my sweet little girly-girl, and nobody could care less if you fell off the face of the earth.
HOW CHIVALROUS OF YOU!!!!!! DO YOU SUCK ON WOLFE’S CLITORIS? NOT ONLY HAVE I HIT WOMEN, I HAVE HIT MY OWN CUNT OF A MOTHER WHO I DESPISE MORE THAN SHIT ON THE BOTTOM OF A TOILET BOWL. YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT I WOULD HIT ALL THE BITCHES IN YOUR FAMILY AN DYOU WOULD’N'T DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!! YOUR MOTHER IS S CUNT, YOU SISTER ARE SPOOGE DUMPSTERS AND ALL THE WOMEN OF YOUR FAMILY PLAYS PING-PONG WITH THEIR CHINS FOR A LIVING!!!!!!
P Coderch
YEAH I KNOW YOU DON’T HATE WOMEN, BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THEM YOU FUDGE PACKER!!! WHY THE FUCK DOES DICK MASTERSON ALLOW A STUPID LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU POST HERE IS BEYOND ME. ZARDOZ: GAYER THAN RICHARD SIMMONS SWEATING TO THE OLDIES IN A PINK THONG.
P Coderch
OK YOU SON OF A BITCH. I WILL BE IN FLORIDA ON BUSINESS IN MAY AND WE CAN SETTLE THIS. HOWEVER, I WANT A LEGAL PAPER SIGNED BY YOU THAT I WON’T SUFFER ANY LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR DISEMBOWELING YOUR QUEER ASS. BRING IT ON, YOU PUNK ASS FAGGOT!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
Their is a big difference between having alot of sex and getting around. Women tend to sleep around with to many men. If men label promiscuous women as whores, then maybe women should label men to instead of crying about it. We don’t like whores.
Thats not something I’ll speak about with you sorry. You’ve already revealed your age. I suggest you take that matter up with a woman or a parent such as your father.
Ok, I will agree that there are men on here with ranging degrees of sexism, but I know for a fact that not all women are like what you are describing. Yes, alot of women are, like the popular girls at my school, but alot are not. Also, I have a question about something on this site. Why is it that when ever WOMEN have alot of sex, they are labeled whores, but when men have alot of sex, it doesnt really make a difference? Do you think THAT seems fair to women?
We don’t hate women, well, aside from freaks like P Coderch. As for making women seem like whores whom cannot do anything right, well. That seems to be achieved by the majority of women whom do it every day without any input of ours whatsoever. Pointing at a thief and saying “that there is a thief” does not in any way make the person pointing responsible for that other person being a thief.
Have you lost it proudatheist?
I mean really, its not generally accepted that women are only good at childbirth, we even have a term for women that use that as a bargaining chip, the childbirth card.
If you really read what we are saying then you wouldn’t jump to conclusions so easily. Women can be good at things, its just that men are better.
It wouldn’t make much sense if women were only good for one thing, which you guys think is childbirth, because no animal on earth is good for just reproducing. THINK ABOUT IT. Do you honestly think that women are just an exception? I don’t no why you hate women so much. I know you will say “We don’t hate women” but actions speak louder than words, and making women seem like whores who can’t do anything right is what people are listening to, not your little “We don’t hate women… REALLY!!” speech.
Yeah, but being men, we can take care of our business and still be good about things. P Coderch is getting dressed down because he needs it. If he is in fact a male then this is hopefully helping him to be a better person.
If he is a female, he deserves every nasty word.
But as honorable men, we don’t put up with anything that isn’t in the best interest of justice and long term societal improvement.
That includes hitting women. I don’t think any guy here would truly hit a woman even if provoked. Not that we couldn’t clean their clocks but exactly because we could. It would be like fighting a child.
Coderch wouldn’t know a thing about mantown. He’s from boytown, and the one everybody throws their shoes at just before curfew. His hatred likely stems from having been beaten down by a group of girls armed with pencil cases five years his junior. This why he always talks like a big man, lives in WoW, and has a rape fixation. Everything intimidates him until he puts on his level 49 orc costume. Women terrify him.
whoa…
things sure do get crazy here in mantown.
I’ll call you out filthwad. Let’s have your name and address. Unless you’re not really man. More like an incestual psychotic arse monkey paedophile that needs his fucking teeth stomped into the curb. You think typing all in capitals is intimidating? Save that for your jerking off sessions in World of Warcraft. Thats about the only place you can be superior to anyone. Nothing worse than a depraved and deprived pissant who talks tough online because he gets his fucking arse beaten in by everyone at school. Does it make you actually believe you’re a strong man to talk shit in a forum? Do you really think we believe you’re anything but the smallest dicked cock-swab that ever got his head flushed down a greasy toilet? You are obviously the reason why hillbillies shouldn’t breed with their own offspring.
AND BY THE WAY, FAGGOT, THE FACT THAT YOU WANT TO RAPE A MAN GOES TO SHOW THAT WHO THE REAL FAGGOT IS. IF YOU WANT TO TRY DOING WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IN YOUR POST TO ME, WE CAN MEET SOMWHERE AND I”LL GIVE YOUT HE CHANCE OF TRYING. LET’S SEE, FAGGOT. LET’S SEE WAHT THE FUCK YOU CAN DO. PUT UP OR SHUT UP. I WILL PISS AND SHIT ON YOU AFTER I’M DONE BREAKING ALL YOUR BONES JUST FOR YOUR AUDACITY FOR SAYING WHAT YOU DID. I WILL STICK A BASEBALL BAT UP YOUR FUDGE HOLE AS RETRIBUTION FOR WHAT YOU SAID ON YOUR POST.
P Coderch
HA HA HA HA HA AH…I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR ANGER, SINCE LIKE YOUR MASTER, WOLFE, YOU ARE CHIVALROUS AND WANT TO PROTECT GIRLS. I MEAN, YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES WHO DEFEND WOMEN AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR OWN GENDER, AND YOU STILL HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME. THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS. THEY ARE WHORES; THEY EXIST TO PROVIDE ME WITH SEXUAL PLEASURE AND THAT’S THAT. I WOULD FEEL NO REMORSE AFTER RAPING A 13 YEAR-OLD GIRL. NONE. THAT’S THE ONLY THING WOMEN ARE GOOD FOR, ANYWAY. BY THE WAY, FAG, I COULD HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER, SISTER AND ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS IN YOUR FAMLY AN DYOU WOULDN’T DO SHIT ABOUT IT. THERE IS NOTHING I ENJOY MORE THAN HUMILIATING TRADITIONALLY CHIVALROUS FAGGOTS LIKE YOU BY ABUSING THE WOMEN UNDER THEIR PROTECTION. CHIVALROUS PIECES OF SHIT ARE THE ONLY ONES I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN. WORTHLESS TRAITORS WHO PUT THE WELL-BEING OF WOMEN ABOVE THAT OF THEIR OWN GENDER.
P Coderch
So I’m stupid for seeing the fact that actual men, not the transexual male-impersonators, do not tend to describe their incest fantasies when attempting to establish their sanity. That is whore logic – but don’t worry.
I have a fool-proof way to tell if something with wide hips, fat-ass titties, whore paint on her cheeks, platform sandals, and pink toenails actually is a man. I just stick my cock in its crotch. A few hours later after I determine that you are correct, and you are not a pasty bitch but rather a man with an extremely concave penis, you’ll have proven your point and I’ll be on my way.
Until then, to the best of my knowledge you’ve got a worse cock-addiction than Michelle or Abby.
By the way, PC, I’d still push you off a boat and keep all of the polygamous shells of girls. You aren’t doing a good job of trying to dissuade me with your transsexuality – I don’t find that cute, no.
@ Doubt- Disturbing as it is, P Coderch has been determined by most on this site to be a man, albeit a very unstable one.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…WAS THAT DIRECTED AT ME? WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!
P Coderch
It’s absolutely comical how stupid this bitch’s alter-ego PC is. Don’t worry, cunt, we all know that you’re not a stupid, pasty little girly-girl, with your absolute lack of life knowledge and blatant stupidity about the mechanics of UNSKILLED LABOR!
What a stupid fucking cunt. Someone should rape you in both your eye sockets just for keeping this ugly trannie shit up for so long.
Thus far, I’m still throwing the real women into the shit chute and going after the stupid, slutty, hollow shells of girls. That’s what I want, bitch – there’s really nothing you can do about it, regardless of how much you want to ‘help’ me!
http://singleabroad.com
Normal women do not impersonate men nor do they embark on righteous crusades against the first amendment.
Dick Masterson, your plan is bound to failure this time. You have no idea how shitty prostitutes in my area are. Not to mention that most have AIDS. If you want a good prostitute , then you hire an escort for U.S$350.00 to $600.00. If you want the kind of women that are magazine cover material and no older than 22, the kind of woman all guys jerk off to, expect to pay U.S$2000.00 for an hour or 2 and up to 10 K for one full night. As you can see, quality pussy is not for the average man. Hiring prostitues is only for rich men, because the cheap whores are too ugly and even worse the risk of contracting STDs even when using a rubber is enormous.
P Coderch
Well said. Single Mothers, in my experience, are parasites of the Social Security and welfare system. All the while collecting large sums of child support, keeping the body they once had and adding plenty more to it. It’s interesting. Some person argued that women are nuturers, however, every M.I.L.F. that I have had sex with insists on having sex in her house risking the child wondering who his/her father is and giving the child a head start on whoredom.
I have never seen a Man do this and most likely he will not let his child around ANY woman until he for some reason decides to commit to a more serious relationship.
- Sgt. Reyes
Perfectly acceptable and manly recreation. Man points are still earned by avoiding the “Instant family: Just add money!” trap.
True. Well I guess it’ll just have to be for recreational purposes then as opposed to receiving any Man points for it.
Well, simply because Dick’s not giving 2000 man points apiece for the turkey shoot option, hehehe
50 whores… nice one! How about 50 MILFS? That’s a guaranteed turkey-shoot!
I would like to take back that remark, before I ‘filled out’, I was a bit small and nerdy and got picked on.
Also, after reading Dicks more recent titles, where he explains how boys who get picked on turn thier energy to something better, like Bill Gates, while women get depressed and take it out on all the men in thier lives, so they can feel better.
Well, Dick is exactly right. Please accept my apologies gentlemen.
MABTW
50 whores?
lets see
don’t get a girlfriend…..in progress
go see a whore…..not done
get kicked out of somewhere…..done
drink a bottle of scotch…..can i drink some 80 proof dark rum instead?
prevent a marriage…..done
now what to do with the other 50 weeks
Hookers all the time. I live in an “Prostitute Friendly” area.
Hot hookers, hookers with class (Escorts), hookers that do weird shit.
+1000 Man-Points if you get busted for Pandering and Solicitation.
Tell me that ain’t just MAN-FUCKING-COOL on your record.
(No, not on mine, me is smart)
+3000 If you are a pimp (I sometimes am, believe it or not, economics and sex go hand in hand like women and whining).
NOT beating a whore: Priceless
(Who the fuck beats the shit out of a paycheck? Stupid. There is always another whore to find, “Recruiting” and “Customer Servic” remember?)
Telling a Cop you are a Pimp, and getting the product to him for free and avoiding such things as Jail, Fines, etc:
FUCKING AWESOME. (Done that)
Telling a Friend/Co-Worker about your stock and getting him a cut-rate discount:
Unsure. (Done it)
Being a Pimp for your BOSS at work:
Unsure. Yes, I have done that too. Do I get man-points?
Being a Pimp AND a John at the same time:
Possible deduction of man-points, but I need help on this one, done it many times.
Fuck it, Happy Pimpin’ New Year!
Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man.”
Thomas Edison
Wholeheartedly agree. ‘Consider the source’. Just because statistics are there the question remains; have they been manipulated in any way?
Reports of our troops casualties and injuries in Iraq are GREATLY downplayed due to the low moral this war has caused.
Now back on the MANN topic, I made 1000 pts just last week!
My ticket for the downtown train was gunna expire before reaching my stop, I decided to chance it. Well, when the guy came around to check tickets, he didnt accept mine. He asked me why my ticket was not right, and I told him it expired only a few minutes ago. He told me I had to leave the train.
I said No!
He immediatly got very irrate! He then called his buddies and they surround me and tell the train operator to hold. Of course I didn’t want a fight, but I made all of them escort me of that train, as I stated to him how rediculous it was to kick me off.
He then got really offended and called the cops. So I wait for the cop to show up, and this guy is starting to get excited at the thought of me getting arrested.
After explaining to the cop that my ticket had only expired a few minutes ago, and showing him a fat wallet full of cash, he let me go with a warning to be more carefull….hahah… That security guy was so obviously pissed off! You know the type, nerdy little fuck who got picked on in school.
Well, I walked away with a manly smile apon my face, stopped at the local bar for a quik drink, at 730 am!!
Those stats are outdated really, and they only show averages among the middle class, they say nothing of the elite or the poor.
But, lets say its all true, it would only be because men were taught from day one that building a life and a family is true success. That behind every great man, is a great women. That no man is complete, without a women.
Men no longer believe this bullshit! Now that we aren’t buying into this propaganda, and no longer feel guilty for not having a family, we are living longer and having a hell of alot more fun!
As for money, men are able to keep more of it and spend it on things that we want, not waste it on thier nails, or another pair of shoes.
These so called facts you spew is the kind of stuff they would shove down kids throats in the 50’s.
Simple explanation:
* Of course a dual income will net more financial gain.
* Of course single mothers for the most part have less than their married counterpoints. First, they’re women. Have you noticed single mothers are much bigger sluts than their married counterparts or a single woman that has no children? Why is that? They need a Man to pay rent again. Every M.I.L.F. I’ve met is the same story.
* I’d prefer to follow the path of a great Man like Donald Trump. He certainly didn’t need a marriage to establish wealth. He made his billions then bought a wife in his later years.
Nice job bringing statistics into the debate although they seem to be a tad outdated (1994????)
- Sgt. Reyes
It’s more like success makes women want to marry you.
No shit marriage takes women out of poverty, you basically just said that they trade themselves for money. Way to prove our point.
She’s correct, but her stats are still faulty. Obviously she wasn’t listening to me before. The number of men that are married or have been married easily dwarfs the number that haven’t.
Change the scenario the other way around. Let’s say the overwhelming majority of men aren’t married or never will be. I would bet anything the stats would show single men make more and live longer.
“Marriage makes men more successful.” This is when you know your dealing with a woman. Success shouldn’t be defined by how much you make dickhead. All those married guys would trade places with any of us.
You also forget to mention that the wife(whore) is entitled to the lion’s share of the man’s fruits and labour. Divorce rates in my country are at 30% and rising.
Those “slaves” also earn more than their unmarried counterparts. So much for your theory that marriage financially ruins a man. Have fun being poor.
Marriage and wealth
* Marriage makes men more successful. The 10-40% wage premium married men receive compared to the unmarried is “one of the most well-documented phenomena in social science” (Waite & Gallagher, 2000). It is common to almost all developed countries (Schoeni, 1995), averaging 30% in the US, a salary gain equivalent to a university degree! Wage premium begins in the year before marriage, increases during marriage, and erodes with divorce, even controlling for other factors (Daniel, 1995).
* Married people also save more. US married couples in their 50s and 60s had net worth per person roughly double that of divorcees, widows or other unmarried people. Over a 5 year period, married people saved faster, even accounting for education and health. Higher earnings accounted for less than a third of the disparity in wealth (Smith, 1995).
* Marriage takes people out of poverty. Of US families without “A-level” equivalents, 40% of single mothers are poor compared to 12% of married mothers. Of those with “A-level” equivalents, 12% of single mothers were poor compared to 3% of married mothers (McLanahan & Sandefur, 1994).
Michelle also forgot one major point. The overwhelming majority of men will at some point be married in their life. In fact most men will unfortunately be married until the day they die. Obviously the pool of single men never married in these studies couldn’t be very large.
Single men dying at earlier ages can easily be explained. It’s called living it up. Who do you think might be more likely to engage in habits that are deemed health risks? A haggard married man or a single guy? Single guys live it up.
I prefer to be single and live. If it cost me a few years of my life then so be it. It beats the alternative. Those extra years weren’t going to be good ones anyway with some sow. So Michelle kindly fuck off.
Obviously you haven’t read the portion of this site that states ‘Men live less than women’ and depict the positive reasons. Men don’t have to live as long as women since we can get more done in our short lives than a women can in ten generations of female lineage.
Seriously, fuck off Dick’s site you Mangina.
I would rather die a free man than live forever like a slave. Eat a dick.
We hate you because you can not shut the fuck up after we cleverly deduce that men do not have to state that they are men nor do they return after claiming they’re “off to respect some women.”
That is why we hate girly-girls, they’re annoying and stupid as fuck and they fail to comprehend basic social gentility. No, you don’t stumble cobbling around in heels and force your way into any conversation involving strangers. You do not layer on the awkwardness by insulting one flat-out for something you hallucinated.
Michelle, shut the fuck up. We know you’re a girly-girl, you aren’t funny or cute, just fuck off like the bitch you are. Everybody here wants you to leave – you can externalize the reason as to why people seem not to like you, but you don’t need to tell us. I swear, we could not care less. That’s called thinking before you act or speak. Granted you are incapable of that, the best you can do is to be like a good breakfast – hot and quiet.
Michelle, you seem to have some sort of problem with the part of your brain that makes your jaw stop flapping. Judging from the way you will spew something out that apparently is absent of both thought and passage through the part of your brain that says ‘Fuck no, saying that taller, stronger man has a small dick is a bad idea.’
Hence, I can only conclude that you are middle-class garbage, hopelessly spoiled, self-obsessed, and most importantly – have never quite gotten that well-deserved punch in your mouth.
Hence, you must be a stupid little girly-girl who can not shut the fuck up.
Men who divorce and remarry also live longer than men who never marry. These figures refute some of the ill thought out statements I’ve read on this site such as that men work themselves into an early grave for their wives. Perhaps they once did, but if you ventured to leave the basement you’d realize that we’re not living during the industrial age.
They’d live longer. You might say that men pay their wives to extend their lives. Perhaps you don’t value life though.
http://www.2-in-2-1.co.uk/university/publicbenefit/.
Across studies, mortality rates are 250% higher for unmarried men and 50% higher for unmarried women compared to those married (Ross et al., 1990).
In that beta loser world, marriage ensures that he gets to get laid. For him, that will be his biggest achievement to date.
How men would suffer if marriage didn’t exist, I don’t know.
Nobody bitching day and night. That automatically would ensure your life span would increase. Sex would actually be more easily gained. Face it that’s probably 70% of the reason your marrying it in the first place.
I’m sure financially your bank account wouldn’t be wiped out. If your like most guys these days you cook and clean better than the beast you married.
As far as the execution….A wedding is nothing more than a dog and pony show. You quite simply are a puppet wearing some cheap rented tux. At the same time her personal expenses for this travesty will cost thousands of dollars. While she’s viewed as the greatest creation in the history of mankind. Some great gift to be given to you.
So Michelle how is any of this benificial to a man? Fuck off.
As she should do everything. Who wouldn’t after receiving a contract in which you receive a diamond ring worth 10-20 grand, half the money a Man’s made in his entire life and your ‘Get out of a Marriage/be a whore card’ all in one wonderful package. She should turn into Pamela Anderson and permanently suck my cock for an all inclusive package like that.
If marriage no longer existed, men would suffer quite badly. The other way most normal guys interpret a wedding is as a beautiful celebration that the woman who loves them pretty much organizes for both herself and the man she loves. The man doesn’t have to do a lot other than buy a ring, ask her a question, organize his and his groomsmens clothes, maybe the cars and that’s about it. The woman on the other hand pretty much does everything else, and, makes herself look spectacularly beautiful, for her man. You’d have to be a gimp not to appreciate that.
ended a marriage- woohooo
not ever getting a GF
hooker- not quite yet
Bottle of Scotch- does Jameson count
Getting ejected- On a regular basis at almost everywhere!
4 out of 5
That last question is a no-brainer. So she should actually know that one. She is female and thats how they act.
You know, compared to having a hole that bleeds monthly, those tubes are quite cleaner. Really now, whatever the penis has, the vagina has either more of or something quite worse. Did you even bother reading that info or did you just look and go “EW~!” like a dumb kid?
Did you leave your balls somewhere?
That was supposed to go to Maelstrom for the first comment.
Your life story? Get over it. Just because a woman likes to have sex the shes a whore? Im pretty sure that hooker was clearly defined in this article and it also stated that they are women to. Quit being a cynical bitch and go live a fun life. If you have kids, go get a baby-sitter and go out with your husband/boyfriend/lover/soul-mate/random guy and have a good time. Get drunk, have some sex, get a little crazy. Life is too short to be hating everyone so instead of visiting a mens self-help site… go use what god…or whoever gave you and…i don’t know… live.
Say what you will about me, or even my own mother, but you leave my seminiferous tubules out of this.
Yawn.
Men are freaks.
http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/?article=MFPW
Your penile consists of all these disgusting tubes of shit.
And you name your exterior organs, as a way of avoiding responsibility. Unbelievable, but true.
Thank you Dick Masterson for an excellent website.
Good point Arbalest. Did you ever wonder if they believe they just get pregnant by themselves? Like we never had a thing to do with it.
That’s nice, why is it women always go on about how we wouldn’t be here without them being pregnant but suddenly switch back to how men suck? I guess being responsible for one’s creation isn’t a woman’s job then? Weak.
Leave it up to a woman to believe that shit.
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Failure always leaves a mark on your face, just like success does. And women can read those marks awfully well. It’s even worse when you have a small penis and failure tends to follow failure in a pattern that grows bigger every day.
The first thing women notice about a man is his confidence level. A stoop-shouldered man with a downcast look has very little chance of actually getting a date from a decentlooking lady.
On the other hand, a broad-chested guy with a confident look in his eyes and a swagger in his step is sure to catch the eye of most women. He may not get every single pretty girl, but he’ll sure as hell be noticed by each and every one. Trust me, nothing gives a man more confidence than a big penis. A man who knows that the schlong dangling in his pants is big enough to satisfy any woman walks around with an “I don’t have a care in the world� kind of aura.
You can bet your life that women notice that. Women don’t care a lot what a man says, since most men have little to say that interests a woman. But they pay strict attention to the subtle signs in a man’s attitude. Women think: “If he looks confident, then there must be something about him that makes him so confident. This could be interesting�. A big penis is your ticket to that show of confidence that is not an act or a sham, but the real thing. Are you suffering from low-confidence and anxiety? Are you afraid that women may look down on you? Then penis enlargement is the solution for you. The minute you stop worrying, it’s their turn to be anxious.
A big penis has a lot of benefits and no downside that I can think of. Well, maybe if you decide to increase your penis size to 9 or 10 inches; that could be a problem. But if you stick to a nice 8 inches, then you’ll reap all the benefits. Increased confidence, greater stamina in bed, better control of your ejaculation, longer sex sessions and more pleasure for you and the lady, all these can be yours.
Anxiety, depression and low self-esteem have no chance against a big penis and rockhard erections that last much longer than before. Women will be impressed by the hefty dick that just keeps going and men will eye the bulge in your pants with envy. Now that’s what I call turning the tables!
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WHAT THESE FUCKS SAY
You will be absolutely amazed when you see your penis gradually becoming LARGER and LARGER, right before your eyes!
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um, have you thought of, like, standing up and turning around and…you know, doing stuff?
In addition to that, she is currently standing over my shoulder monitoring what i type. This is bullshit.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. I don’t get sex, either. Awesome.
She also tells me to “shut it” when I speak. I am afraid to say anything to her, in fear of my life. She nearly threw me down the stairwell. I barely caught myself on the adjacent door frame.
GOD HELP ME
It’s incalculable. Thank God keeping track of Man Points is a loss of Man Points.
-Dick
ha! that was funny!
ELOELO,
Marry a hooker? read the last rule…
End or prevent a marriage: +10,000 Man Points
that includes YOURS…….
So, I got divorced, right? 10,000 man points, kudos to me.
I ended up getting re-married to the same woman… the very same day. What the fuck is wrong with me, right?
Wondering what the loss of man points on that one would be. It’s got to be catastrophic.
i did all those challenges last year.this year i am just going to fuck more hookers.they are just so way better than girlfriends.whats the bonus point if i marry a hooker.
All right, all right, guys, great joke. But who would seriously believe a cavewoman would know how to type?
My New Year’s resolution is never to have to clean a scrote toilet ever again.
Wow. What a disgusting race of pigs. It stinks like Hell in a male HellHole, and you fuckers can’t find the bowl. You don’t flush the urinal, you don’t wash your sicko wandering hands, and you crap all over the toilet fuckin’ seat.
The younger versions of you grafitti everywhere, or act like smart fucks, the one’s in their twenties are only after a root (no meaning/no feelings – pathetic), the one’s of u in 30’s are smart arse freaks wearing suits or whistling at women who don’t want to be whistled at – the women that do like it are genetic freaks/sluts/bogans (same thing) – go for them. The one’s in their forties start getting fat, or get overly “buffed”, which also look s fake. Hit 50, and you’re all either having affairs behind your sincere partners – like rabid dogs – or watching football and pretending you’re that wanker out there on the sporting arena wearing a scrote box protector – only wimp scrotes wear them – and most of them are constantly re-arranging their genitalia. In public? FUCK! GROSS. Public display of scrotum arrangement when I’m trying to have lunch. Typical dildo male fucker.
After that, Hugh Heffner is your Idol. Low life fuckers.
What else is there to say. I have never met a decent male.
Well, while I don’t plan on passing challenge number five, I’m going to at least take a small amount of pride in that I married a woman who knows how to click a submit button only once.
aw man, how did that happen? the triple posting thing? i am so inept when it comes to computers. i think it’s all the weed i smoke, though, as opposed to it being because i have girl parts.
just fyi since it seems i may continue to comment here occasionally, i am so not a feminist- in fact i’m not even sure how to spell feminist- am i correct in the way i’m spelling it? i actually hold the whole men being large and in charge thing as being ideal. it’s too bad so many of them are such dolts…
it can’t be the “first annual 2008 man challenge”, because next year it’ll have to be the 2009 man challenge…
but hey, you guys should fuck hookers, drink scotch, get kicked out of places and break up families all you want.
just don’t forget wear condoms and not to drive drunk.
it can’t be the “first annual 2008 man challenge”, because next year it’ll have to be the 2009 man challenge…
but hey, you guys should fuck hookers, drink scotch, get kicked out of places and break up families all you want.
just don’t forget wear condoms and not to drive drunk.
it can’t be the “first annual 2008 man challenge”, because next year it’ll have to be the 2009 man challenge…
but hey, you guys should fuck hookers, drink scotch, get kicked out of places and break up families all you want.
just don’t forget wear condoms and not to drive drunk.
Dick, run for president when you’re over 35. I WILL gladly vote for you.
Ha, awesome-especially # 3 and #5.
Good luck fellas. If you’re not attached already, this challenge should be a piece of cake for some of you. In fact, I know a few men that I should forward this list to.
Well Dick and San, they don’t call it Mathemantics for nothing.
You get two Man Points for catching that.
-Dick
Anyone notice how dick at the beginning of #1 starts out with +3 and ends with +5?
No. You get 5% of the Man Points men earn from using your site to find their hook-up. As you can imagine, that’s quite a man-lucrative site you’ve got your hands on.
-Dick
I got the 3 per day, do you mean a 1l bottle of scotch and do you mean in 1 night? Ejected, all the time. End or prevent a marriage I havnt done but will keep it in mind!
Hey, Rezin, I think there’s a problem on a technicality here. We need to double-check with the Dick, whether or not you get the requisite 10,000 man-points for ending a marriage if the marriage that you end is your own. Wait, just double-checked: “It doesn’t matter whose marriage it is — it could be yours — if you fucked it up, you passed the 2008 Man Challenge.” Congratulations! You’re well on your way, Rezin!
On a different topic, I’m not interested in the scotch option. How many points do I get for Jack Daniels instead?
You also left out some of these:
1. download porn and get paid for it (most likely solution: do it on work time at a work computer; extra for doing it at your boss’s work-station; more extra if she’s a killer dyke bitch femi-nazi)
2. don’t get a girlfriend BUT do convince a nubile hottie that you might be her boyfriend, so you get the sex benefits without the relationship crap (there’s got to be a LOT of points in that one; anyone who can do this regularly, you’re my HERO! teach me, oh master!)
3. flip off a cop. They’re all assholes.
3.b. contribute to the local policeman’s charity. The Boys in Blue do an important and difficult job.
4. steal public money. After all, it was your money when it started out before you paid it to the government in taxes.
5. make a truthful statement which offends an elderly female relative (insulting her cooking is always a good option); then flirt with her as though nothing happened
6. make clear, premeditated plans that conflict with a major family event (Thanksgiving, for instance; or Easter Sunday church). Inform all and sundry well in advance. Stick to your guns. Watch football or NASCAR all day instead, wear a filthy t-shirt. When someone complains that you “aren’t doing anything important”, inform them that you’re a man of your word, that you intend to stick to your promises, and anyway THEY aren’t “doing anything important” either.
Just some thoughts …
The only one I haven’t done is #5. I am personally in a marriage I don’t really want anymore. I don’t think I will be in it too much longer but I want to contemplate how I go about it. Think, plan, act…
Drink a whole bottle of scotch? At one time? That’s just a slow way of killing yourself, or a fast way if you can chug it all and keep it down. Is suicide manly? Don’t ask me, ask a friggin’ samurai.
Fucking an ugly whore, though, that’s worth extra man points. Only the manliest man can keep it hard while poking a smelly fifty year old meth addict with brown teeth and twice as much skin as body.
Every woman is a whore – Classic.
That has to count for something. Here’s some manpoints out of my personal stash.
Do I get bonus points for #2 cause I run a website where you can find and order “escorts” (the ‘nice’ name for hookers)?
Going to a hooker is basically going to any woman at all. Buy a gal a few drinks and fuck her and congratulations you’ve just paid for sex.
Got all of em except #2. I live in a small town and our two hookers are over charging at $20/hr. Yikes their ugly. I’m not disheartened, though, because all women are whores.
-Solomon