Dick Masterson’s 2008 Man Challenge
At the beginning of a new year, most people waste their time reflecting on the year past, compiling useless lists like “the top ten greatest catch phrases of 2007″, and “which young starlet had the most disappointing amateur porn of herself “unwantedly” posted to the internet in 2007″.
The greatest catch phrase of 2007 was “hit the treadmill” by myself, Dick Masterson, and I have never been more disappointed to see a pair of tits than I was with Vanessa Hudgens. Is she even legal? Reflection over. Now, it’s time for some manflection.
Men look forward, we don’t look back. We look upward, never downward. And if there’s a little girl running around, we look at our flies to make sure they’re closed. There’s no sense in traumatizing little girls with the unfathomable. In that spirit, I present the first annual 2008 Dick Masterson Man Challenge.
The Dick Masterson Man Challenge is a list of manly challenges you can and should undertake in the new year — if not for the personal growth, then for the Man Points. The 2008 Man Challenge is similar to a scavenger hunt with one exception: women are not allowed to play.
What the Man Challenge is not is a “new year’s resolution”.
Resolutions are stupid and prone to failure. You never see the word “resolution” mentioned in an advertisement targeting men for that reason. Men don’t buy failure. We don’t buy it in others, we don’t buy it in ourselves, and we don’t need a bunch of emotional buttering-up and preparation before making positive life changes. Women need a week of counseling before they even think of leaving an abusive husband. That’s pathetic.
The word “resolution” shows up as often as the word “empowered” in ads for women; ads like weight loss surgery centers and gym commercials. There are no gym commercials for men. Gyms don’t want male customers. Gyms make money by selling memberships to people who don’t have the drive or dedication to actually go to the gym. These types of people are called “women” and fail at weight loss just like they fail at everything in life. Women suck at new year’s resolutions.
Gyms make money when they don’t have to fix worn down facilities or machines broken by men who were lifting more weight than some idiot woman in a pink jumpsuit could even imagine. That’s why Curves, the gym for women, made so much money last year. Owning Curves is like running a chain of bars that only sell to millionaire alcoholics.
But back to my 2008 Man Challenge.
Dick Masterson’s 2008 Man Challenge
1. Don’t get a girlfriend: +3 Man Points per day
Girlfriends are Dumbo’s magic feather for your sex life. They’re supposed to make it easier for you to get laid; they’re supposed to contribute to your quality of life somehow via laundry or meal cooking; and someone once told me something hilarious about women providing companionship. I can’t even imagine how that’s possible. Women are not funny, they have no amusing stories, and they’re so insecure they need to be coddled even in their sleep. That’s not companionship. That’s called raising a foster kid.
My point is, Dumbo didn’t need the magic feather to fly and you don’t need a girlfriend to get laid. Calling the woman you want to bone a girlfriend doesn’t magically give her a vagina like Clarence and his wings in some sick version of the classic Christmas tale, “It’s a Wonderful Life”.
For every day of 2008 you go without getting a girlfriend, you get 3 Man Points. Leonardo da Vinci never had a girlfriend. Why should you?
2. Go to a hooker: +2,000 Man Points
Speaking of women putting out for less, I man-challenge you to go to a hooker in 2008. If the idea makes you uncomfortable for no good reason, call Oprah or your mom and talk about your feelings. Then, find an ATM and remember that VD is not as rampant as everyone says it is.
Strippers, hookers, and hot Asian masseuses are all still women. Don’t ever let a woman convince you otherwise. Prostitutes count for getting laid just as much as their bitchier, more expensive counterparts. Hookers have stupid thoughts, stupid notions about everything in the world, and fuck simple things up constantly. If those aren’t the three defining characteristics of a woman, then the women I’ve been dealing with and have heard about must actually be donkeys wearing woman suits around like Buffalo Bill.
Unlike regular women, a prostitute will not go out of her way to embarrass you in front of your friends. This service exists and it’s something you can pay for.
In a manlier time, prostitution was a respectable trade. Not respectable in the way of a politician or a doping super athlete, but respectable in the only way a woman can be respected: while she’s doing what a man told her to.
3. Get ejected from somewhere: +1,000 Man Points
The only thing a woman cares about is how she looks to everyone else. In a woman’s mind, it’s more important to be seen as an honest, loyal, and decent person than to actually be one. Find me one lady doctor who doesn’t wear makeup to work and I won’t change my mind because she’s probably still wearing earrings. Women are more interested in looking like doctors (or lawyers, or marines), than actually being them. She’s a woman first and a doctor second. Forget that and it will cost you a spleen.
It doesn’t matter if it’s a bar, a restaurant, or a church; if someone asks you to leave, you’re still you no matter how stupid you look. Fuck what everyone thinks. That’s a man challenge.
4. Drink a bottle of scotch: +50 Man Points
The state of manly drinking in the world today is deplorable. A few months ago, I saw something called a Strawberry Dream on a drink menu in a classy sushi restaurant. Someone ordered it and when it arrived I tipped it over on “accident”.
5. End or prevent a marriage: +10,000 Man Points
Marriage is fucked and stupid. Anything you can do to prevent it is manly.
Women ruin everything by trying to make it last forever. They save and scavenge for every bit of nostalgia like rats. They stifle the growth of their children until the kids would experience more of life by just staying in the womb. And you sure as shit don’t see men frantically taking pictures of one another having a good time while they’re out partying. That’s womanly and obnoxious — especially in a dark bar.
No matter how desperately women want to relive the past, a 50 dollar camera, a 6 dollar developing fee, and not getting too drunk because they don’t want to “feel icky” the next day is not going to do it.
It doesn’t matter whose marriage it is — it could be yours — if you fucked it up, you passed the 2008 Man Challenge.
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Dick, i think you have a good point about the hooker. With a gf you get to a point where she won’t do this and won’t do that, and it’s always like she’s doing you a damn favor. Sure you have to pay the hooker but at least it’s a straightforward transaction (unlike the gf who may refuse to spread her legs if you don’t stay in line). Besides,the hooker is a pro who knows how to give a guyat he wants.
You should have set the fucking dog on them!
Onwards and upwards, fellow man!
The other Sunday I went for my regular walk with my dog down to the local pub beer garden. All was going to its usual plan when out nowhere three fat tarts descended on me and the dog and decided to fawn over the poor animal and knock my beer over.
Normally dogs aren’t allowed into pubs let alone the outside beer garden, but this is a small country pub with a fairly regular crowd of local drinkers and the barman knows me quite well so usually there’s no real problem, however this day was to take a turn for the worst.
As we all know dogs have fairly sensitive noses and in this case all three said tarts were reeking of cheap perfume, now for the first two or three minutes my hound dog put up with the pathetic cooing and fawning until the odour finally got to him and he curled his lip up at one of them, causing her fat arse to knock my beer over. When I politely explained that the pong of cheap perfume was the likely cause, the formally fawning floosies turned into a nasty lynch mob threatening all sorts legal repercussions accompanied by various insults.
The barman, seeing his options were limited suggested it was best that I leave quietly; mercifully he supplied me with a six pack on the way out. So, out the door I went, I didn’t even get to have one bourbon, one scotch or one beer, I had to settle for a half warm six pack to drink on the way home.
So much hate! Why do mysandrists always feel compelled to verbally insult us?
Oh, it’s Because we’re right, and insults is all they have left.
OH NOES. You are surely right. I must give up my ways. You have convinced me that I am wrong.
Seriously. What are you harpies trying to accomplish by bothering us? Get back in the kitchen.
Dick you are right. All these point gains are really what it takes to be a man. You have a deep insight on the points - u just post them in a more funny way -
One greek philoshopher (Aristotle) said once
“Παση γυνί εστί πόρνη πλην της μητρός μας και ταύτης δια σεβασμό”
All women are whores besides our mother, and that, just out of respect
And another one
From ancient greek philosopher “Πράξανδρος”
“Εν της λυχνός σβηστής πάσι γυνί εστί ομοία”
With the lights out every woman is the same
I don’t hate women, I just believe that more or less all women are whores who demand attention, and their motive drive for existence is jealousy to each other or living out of a man. As for brains…. 0
Proof
How many times a woman won a chess competition? Answer 0
How many times u seen a woman army general? Answer 0
Women also complain for men cheating when at the same time they dress like whores…and what do they get..well ..fucked..both of them - because all women die to get any attention from any moving dick..and they don’t crave dick….they crave any attention from any dick. -as men we simply fuck them because thats what they crave - blaming us is not only pointless but selfish…and above all stupid
Liza should be shot and left in a cow field. She’d prove more useful to society as plant fertilizer.
Do you even know what you’re saying? Stop babbling.
The lie of equality. Yes, the only lie I see is how politicians tell people who demand equal rights to shut the fuck up because everyone is already equal, thanks to their gracious charity. I don’t see why anyone shuns and mocks the idea of equality. God forbid we let everyone’s lives worth living. No, instead we’ll have everyone oppressed by the society that the ignorant, the non-thinking, and the beneficiaries perpetuate. Life is short, horribly short. Why must we spend all of it in such an unnecessary and absurd reality?
Yes, surely those who fight for equality should die out. That way everyone who doesn’t fit the system will be destroyed and we ca all live the same life for the rest of human existence.
Hahahahaa.
And I get equal comfort in knowing the lie of equality and “your kind” will die out far sooner.
Everything about this website, the content and the comments, makes my head explode. The gross generalizations of men and women by Dick are unbelievable. It almost seems as though he’s gotten all of his information from MTV and 4chan. Listen, from the moment girls are born they are bombarded with imagery of who they are supposed to be, namely thin, beautiful, White 20-year-olds. It is near impossible for people to escape the influence of society and those around them. Thus, girls learn to become mindless, image obsessed trophies for men to compete over. That is why women fall victim to infomercials and cure-all frauds and men do not. Men are told that if they are successful, funny, and good hearted enough they will get any woman they want, which often times helps men who do not fit the standards of male beauty. I have yet to witness this attitude for women. No matter how rich, powerful, or kind you are, if you’re “fat” and “ugly” you’re unfuckable. Which is another horrible assumption that Dick makes. According to him, the only reason any man has a girlfriend is to get free sex and has nothing to do with the desire to have a loving relationship with someone. This type of generalization about men is what causes such horrible views that women are responsible from protecting themselves from rape because every man is incapable of controlling their lust. And Dick’s comment about women needing theropy to leave abusive husbands? Yet another example of how the blame is put on the victim, that women are too weak to leave their abusers. Yet no one brings up the point of how to stop the creation of abusers to begin with. I have no respect for Dick’s views, and I get great comfort out of knowing that his kind will die out as human equality spreads and strengthens with time.
P.S. Man or woman, if you want to be taken seriously, don’t type like you’re a fucking 12-year-old on MySpace, you illiterate piece of shit.
Ok, had my coffee now (HAHA earlier post from Dick). Texting’s not the WORST thing that has happened to our society, but definitely the worst thing to happen to the written word.
Well, let’s see. If you read my post, then you would have realized that defending yourself as a woman is not the problem, it’s doing it well. Right now I’m embarrassed for you, because you’re feeding into the idea that women are incapable of expressing themselves well. Text messaging is the worst thing that has happened to our society. Your prose is awkward and difficult to read, your lack of grammar is painful to watch, and if you’re a lawyer then I’m six feet tall. Not because you’re a woman, but becuse no one that I know of that’s been through a credible college degree writes like you do.
It’s fun to piss off whores. They’re so exploitable; their free entertainment has been archived and sorted for your convenience.
Which one of of the laws of women mentioned taking more then 2 posts to actually say anything?
well i hope that the darkness well shed ur life as long as u are alive
enjoy the darkness
She can’t even use capital letters in her writing, and still lies about herself.
Today, a darkness has fallen upon me. A sense of hoplessness and utter futility.
is it too hard for ur penus sized brain to understand wht im writing well then ur a shame to ur gender
oh ND by the way since it’s a free speech i can say or writ what ever i want no matter who i am so Y are u so mad ABT it shity manhole
:P
u son of a bitch u can call me a third grader girl but the truth is that ur thinking to ur self (oh my GOSH a woman can own a law firm … :s no way i cant belive it .. i wanna cry like a baby why cant i own something like a law firm and how come she can own a law firm when i know that women are not as smart as men …. :s :S :s :S :s)
and then u think ( well HAHAHA let me say that shes a liar and then no one will belive her yeah now my stupid shallow head will feel better )
well in ur face jerk ..
Could you at least stop being LAZY bitch and use capital letters in your writing? And write out “why”instead if “y”? Yea, I guess if I had to read law tomes all day, all the dust from them could rot my brain. Thats the only mechanism I can conceive of (assuming your honest, which is very doubtful) to explain your apparent idiocy. A more likely possibility is that you were dropped on your head when the nurse fell down on the freshly mopped hospital floor after your delivery.
You really are quite pathetic and you are a shame to your gender.
well i hope u put ur lips over ur head and swallow your shity self out cuz you are just another piece of crap in this society
well u truley dont have a dick dick so y dont u fuck off
And gosh and gee and like yea and im a liar for saying i work in a law firm and gee i think i can fool all these men despite the fact that i write like a third garder gee-wow and im going to get my nails done…
Is it any wonder, Liza-the-Gibbon, why men think women are stupid when you post your thoughts stream-of-councioness style? Jesus, maybe a prostitute IS right for me. The truth maybe finally dawning….
gosh i was just reading the man points dick put . and gosh i mean ithought that all of these chavinist are gay untill …huh he wrote (2. Go to a hooker: +2,000 Man Points) i mean please seriously ….honestly i think that dick is has seroius issues like a Shear personality for example and gosh he’s so pathetic especially on doctor phill’s show .. i had fun watching him being humilated by dr phill .
well i dont see anything mean in what i said earlier since its a free speech . im just trying to defence my self as a woman and im talking in the voice of all other women around the world .and since u think that my literacy skills are atrocious well then what do u say about all the others comments do u think theyre all nice sweet and so fair to us women . and the biggest mean one in here as i observed is p coderch. all what is he good at is writing in big letters trying to intemedate us (as if) . i mean come on do u consider me for defending my opinion mean and the others are nice seriously . and for me shuting down this site i think ur right its free speech and i take back what i said earlier i was wrong but at leas i admit when im wrong . everyone does mistakes no body is perfect.
yesterday i was watching the doctor phill show which i recorded i think dick was so mean and he’s gonna get what he deserves
i think that we all should consider this men and women (no body is perfect)
Remember, it’s free speech until you say something a woman doesn’t like.
Actually, no, you’re not. In the US, this is protected free speech. What is said here is no worse what is said on man-bashing websites. Are you going to shut those down as well?
Although I disagree with the generalizations made on this website, I do concede that there are accurate observations made here, and in this country he’s got the right to say it. He is not threatening anyone, or harming anyone, or doing anything illegal.
If you want to argue a point, then argue it. If you rely on censorship rather than your native wit to prove your point, you shouldn’t be debating.
Finally, for someone with a huge law firm, your literacy skills are atrocious.
oh and that girl who is trying to get this site shut down she’s so right and im with her 100% cuz all she’s doing is trying to stop this piece of tash from spreading its dirt around
im going to help her to stop this hate
dick masterson is a fucking asswhole
he is so empty and shallow
by the way for all you chauvinist out there thx for making us women the center of ur world cuz u know wht guys you keep ur mind busy 24/7 on how to bring down women
just so you know when you think that women cant do a single tiny bit well you are so wrong cuz im a women and i have a huge law firm in the uk and im the one who built it with no men help . and i travelled to many countries including usa rome and italy and i didnt need any help from any man i pay from what i earn .
well i dont hate men but i used to have a boy friend before and believe me i was like a foster home to him thats why i dumped him . but now i have another one and he is so responsible .
in my own belives i think we are all human beings men and women some of us (men and women ) bad and others are good .
and i dont belive that most of u guys never met a kind woman in ur life
cuz i have met many good men and i also met bad ones too so please stop deniying that you have never met a good woman in ur life and stop saying that all women are whores and bitches . cuz they’re not all like that just like some men are asswholes but i know not all.
oh and i hope that dick will read this and reply me honestly .
ytmnd?
“I am most anxious to enlist everyone who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of ‘Women’s Rights’, with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feelings and propriety. Feminists ought to get a good whipping. Were woman to ‘unsex’ themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen and disgusting of beings, and would surely perish without male protection.”
– Queen Victoria, 1870
Why did you lie to me?
I AM A MAN, YOU STUPID SHIT. AND I WOULD FUCK YOU IN THE ASS TOO, YOU PUNK ASS BITCH. YOU PROBABLY TAKE ORDERS FROM YOUR WIFE AT HOME AND SAY “YES, DEAR” TO ALL THE ORDERS SHE GIVES YOU. I AM THE REAL MAN!!!!! THIS BOARD IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF BITCHES AND FAGGOTS WHO CATTER TO BITCHES. YOU “GUYS” LOST YOUR BALLS AT BIRTH, WHEN THE DOCTOR WAS CIRCUMCISING YOUR PENISES AND THEY CUT YOUR BALLS BY MISTAKE - CAN’T BLAME THE DOC, ‘CAUSE THEY WERE TO SMALL TO BEGIN WITH FOR THEM TO SEE. YOU ARE THE GENERATION OF CIRCUMCISED, CASTRATED AMERICAN MALES WHO HAVE BECOME THE JOKE OF THE WORLD. BOARDS LIKE THIS EXIST FOR YOUR WEAK, CHIVALROUS ASS TO VENT FRUSTRATION AT YOUR LIVES, AND AS SOON YOU GET HOME YOU GO BACK TO SAYING “YES, DEAR” TO THOSE FAT BITCHES YOU CALL WIVES AND DAUGHTERS. FUCK YOU ALL. I HOPE BIN LADEN NUKES THE U.S.A AND ENDS THIS SHIT HOLE OF DECADENCE THAT IS AMERICA AND THE WOTHLESS AMERICAN SOCIETY. I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS. GO DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS. I HOPE YOU ALL GET CANCER AND DIE.
While i’m at it cockrape, i noticed something else. Despite the fact that you can benchpress 340lb, you merely used all this strength to push in caps lock. Hell yeah, caps lock is cruise control for cool.
And just so you know, i understand you about the pedophilia thing. And by that i don’t mean i am one, nor do i condone it. But i do realise that you resort to children, because an adult female wouldn’t touch you wih a 10 foot pole. Before you make a penis reference, i would doubt that yours in 10cm, let alone feet.
You’re making us suffer a serious loss in manpoints here WoWfag. Oh, and just so i know, when you say you’re good with guns, do you mean something like having ‘intimate’ relations with them? Coz, you know, that means you onl have a .22 calibre, coz that’s about the right size hole for you.
Hope you enjoy fapping over your level 46 orc, and the delusions of even a child allowing you to touch them without them beating the crap out of you.
Seeya.
Why hello there P Cockrape.
Let me just say you’re not the only one who hates your mother. And i don’t think you’ve ever had any women. Enjoy your fist (let me where you plan on putting it).
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Zardoz, gay? I may be wrong but he wasn’t the one who admitted to making out with another man.
That pasty little girl who keeps trying to get our site shut down is back. What’s wrong, was painting your toenails pink not fun enough for you, honeybuns? What about staying up all night masturbating, you found yourself not quite getting those God-gifted triple-orgasms all your feminist bullshit says you’re supposed to get? That’s because you’re subhuman in your stupidity, my sweet little girly-girl, and nobody could care less if you fell off the face of the earth.
HOW CHIVALROUS OF YOU!!!!!! DO YOU SUCK ON WOLFE’S CLITORIS? NOT ONLY HAVE I HIT WOMEN, I HAVE HIT MY OWN CUNT OF A MOTHER WHO I DESPISE MORE THAN SHIT ON THE BOTTOM OF A TOILET BOWL. YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT I WOULD HIT ALL THE BITCHES IN YOUR FAMILY AN DYOU WOULD’N'T DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!! YOUR MOTHER IS S CUNT, YOU SISTER ARE SPOOGE DUMPSTERS AND ALL THE WOMEN OF YOUR FAMILY PLAYS PING-PONG WITH THEIR CHINS FOR A LIVING!!!!!!
P Coderch
YEAH I KNOW YOU DON’T HATE WOMEN, BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THEM YOU FUDGE PACKER!!! WHY THE FUCK DOES DICK MASTERSON ALLOW A STUPID LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU POST HERE IS BEYOND ME. ZARDOZ: GAYER THAN RICHARD SIMMONS SWEATING TO THE OLDIES IN A PINK THONG.
P Coderch
OK YOU SON OF A BITCH. I WILL BE IN FLORIDA ON BUSINESS IN MAY AND WE CAN SETTLE THIS. HOWEVER, I WANT A LEGAL PAPER SIGNED BY YOU THAT I WON’T SUFFER ANY LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR DISEMBOWELING YOUR QUEER ASS. BRING IT ON, YOU PUNK ASS FAGGOT!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
Their is a big difference between having alot of sex and getting around. Women tend to sleep around with to many men. If men label promiscuous women as whores, then maybe women should label men to instead of crying about it. We don’t like whores.
Thats not something I’ll speak about with you sorry. You’ve already revealed your age. I suggest you take that matter up with a woman or a parent such as your father.
Ok, I will agree that there are men on here with ranging degrees of sexism, but I know for a fact that not all women are like what you are describing. Yes, alot of women are, like the popular girls at my school, but alot are not. Also, I have a question about something on this site. Why is it that when ever WOMEN have alot of sex, they are labeled whores, but when men have alot of sex, it doesnt really make a difference? Do you think THAT seems fair to women?
We don’t hate women, well, aside from freaks like P Coderch. As for making women seem like whores whom cannot do anything right, well. That seems to be achieved by the majority of women whom do it every day without any input of ours whatsoever. Pointing at a thief and saying “that there is a thief” does not in any way make the person pointing responsible for that other person being a thief.
Have you lost it proudatheist?
I mean really, its not generally accepted that women are only good at childbirth, we even have a term for women that use that as a bargaining chip, the childbirth card.
If you really read what we are saying then you wouldn’t jump to conclusions so easily. Women can be good at things, its just that men are better.
It wouldn’t make much sense if women were only good for one thing, which you guys think is childbirth, because no animal on earth is good for just reproducing. THINK ABOUT IT. Do you honestly think that women are just an exception? I don’t no why you hate women so much. I know you will say “We don’t hate women” but actions speak louder than words, and making women seem like whores who can’t do anything right is what people are listening to, not your little “We don’t hate women… REALLY!!” speech.
Yeah, but being men, we can take care of our business and still be good about things. P Coderch is getting dressed down because he needs it. If he is in fact a male then this is hopefully helping him to be a better person.
If he is a female, he deserves every nasty word.
But as honorable men, we don’t put up with anything that isn’t in the best interest of justice and long term societal improvement.
That includes hitting women. I don’t think any guy here would truly hit a woman even if provoked. Not that we couldn’t clean their clocks but exactly because we could. It would be like fighting a child.
Coderch wouldn’t know a thing about mantown. He’s from boytown, and the one everybody throws their shoes at just before curfew. His hatred likely stems from having been beaten down by a group of girls armed with pencil cases five years his junior. This why he always talks like a big man, lives in WoW, and has a rape fixation. Everything intimidates him until he puts on his level 49 orc costume. Women terrify him.
whoa…
things sure do get crazy here in mantown.
I’ll call you out filthwad. Let’s have your name and address. Unless you’re not really man. More like an incestual psychotic arse monkey paedophile that needs his fucking teeth stomped into the curb. You think typing all in capitals is intimidating? Save that for your jerking off sessions in World of Warcraft. Thats about the only place you can be superior to anyone. Nothing worse than a depraved and deprived pissant who talks tough online because he gets his fucking arse beaten in by everyone at school. Does it make you actually believe you’re a strong man to talk shit in a forum? Do you really think we believe you’re anything but the smallest dicked cock-swab that ever got his head flushed down a greasy toilet? You are obviously the reason why hillbillies shouldn’t breed with their own offspring.
AND BY THE WAY, FAGGOT, THE FACT THAT YOU WANT TO RAPE A MAN GOES TO SHOW THAT WHO THE REAL FAGGOT IS. IF YOU WANT TO TRY DOING WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IN YOUR POST TO ME, WE CAN MEET SOMWHERE AND I”LL GIVE YOUT HE CHANCE OF TRYING. LET’S SEE, FAGGOT. LET’S SEE WAHT THE FUCK YOU CAN DO. PUT UP OR SHUT UP. I WILL PISS AND SHIT ON YOU AFTER I’M DONE BREAKING ALL YOUR BONES JUST FOR YOUR AUDACITY FOR SAYING WHAT YOU DID. I WILL STICK A BASEBALL BAT UP YOUR FUDGE HOLE AS RETRIBUTION FOR WHAT YOU SAID ON YOUR POST.
P Coderch
HA HA HA HA HA AH…I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR ANGER, SINCE LIKE YOUR MASTER, WOLFE, YOU ARE CHIVALROUS AND WANT TO PROTECT GIRLS. I MEAN, YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES WHO DEFEND WOMEN AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR OWN GENDER, AND YOU STILL HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME. THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS. THEY ARE WHORES; THEY EXIST TO PROVIDE ME WITH SEXUAL PLEASURE AND THAT’S THAT. I WOULD FEEL NO REMORSE AFTER RAPING A 13 YEAR-OLD GIRL. NONE. THAT’S THE ONLY THING WOMEN ARE GOOD FOR, ANYWAY. BY THE WAY, FAG, I COULD HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER, SISTER AND ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS IN YOUR FAMLY AN DYOU WOULDN’T DO SHIT ABOUT IT. THERE IS NOTHING I ENJOY MORE THAN HUMILIATING TRADITIONALLY CHIVALROUS FAGGOTS LIKE YOU BY ABUSING THE WOMEN UNDER THEIR PROTECTION. CHIVALROUS PIECES OF SHIT ARE THE ONLY ONES I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN. WORTHLESS TRAITORS WHO PUT THE WELL-BEING OF WOMEN ABOVE THAT OF THEIR OWN GENDER.
P Coderch
So I’m stupid for seeing the fact that actual men, not the transexual male-impersonators, do not tend to describe their incest fantasies when attempting to establish their sanity. That is whore logic - but don’t worry.
I have a fool-proof way to tell if something with wide hips, fat-ass titties, whore paint on her cheeks, platform sandals, and pink toenails actually is a man. I just stick my cock in its crotch. A few hours later after I determine that you are correct, and you are not a pasty bitch but rather a man with an extremely concave penis, you’ll have proven your point and I’ll be on my way.
Until then, to the best of my knowledge you’ve got a worse cock-addiction than Michelle or Abby.
By the way, PC, I’d still push you off a boat and keep all of the polygamous shells of girls. You aren’t doing a good job of trying to dissuade me with your transsexuality - I don’t find that cute, no.
@ Doubt- Disturbing as it is, P Coderch has been determined by most on this site to be a man, albeit a very unstable one.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…WAS THAT DIRECTED AT ME? WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!
P Coderch
It’s absolutely comical how stupid this bitch’s alter-ego PC is. Don’t worry, cunt, we all know that you’re not a stupid, pasty little girly-girl, with your absolute lack of life knowledge and blatant stupidity about the mechanics of UNSKILLED LABOR!
What a stupid fucking cunt. Someone should rape you in both your eye sockets just for keeping this ugly trannie shit up for so long.
Thus far, I’m still throwing the real women into the shit chute and going after the stupid, slutty, hollow shells of girls. That’s what I want, bitch - there’s really nothing you can do about it, regardless of how much you want to ‘help’ me!
http://singleabroad.com
Normal women do not impersonate men nor do they embark on righteous crusades against the first amendment.
Dick Masterson, your plan is bound to failure this time. You have no idea how shitty prostitutes in my area are. Not to mention that most have AIDS. If you want a good prostitute , then you hire an escort for U.S$350.00 to $600.00. If you want the kind of women that are magazine cover material and no older than 22, the kind of woman all guys jerk off to, expect to pay U.S$2000.00 for an hour or 2 and up to 10 K for one full night. As you can see, quality pussy is not for the average man. Hiring prostitues is only for rich men, because the cheap whores are too ugly and even worse the risk of contracting STDs even when using a rubber is enormous.
P Coderch
Well said. Single Mothers, in my experience, are parasites of the Social Security and welfare system. All the while collecting large sums of child support, keeping the body they once had and adding plenty more to it. It’s interesting. Some person argued that women are nuturers, however, every M.I.L.F. that I have had sex with insists on having sex in her house risking the child wondering who his/her father is and giving the child a head start on whoredom.
I have never seen a Man do this and most likely he will not let his child around ANY woman until he for some reason decides to commit to a more serious relationship.
- Sgt. Reyes
Perfectly acceptable and manly recreation. Man points are still earned by avoiding the “Instant family: Just add money!” trap.
True. Well I guess it’ll just have to be for recreational purposes then as opposed to receiving any Man points for it.
Well, simply because Dick’s not giving 2000 man points apiece for the turkey shoot option, hehehe
50 whores… nice one! How about 50 MILFS? That’s a guaranteed turkey-shoot!
I would like to take back that remark, before I ‘filled out’, I was a bit small and nerdy and got picked on.
Also, after reading Dicks more recent titles, where he explains how boys who get picked on turn thier energy to something better, like Bill Gates, while women get depressed and take it out on all the men in thier lives, so they can feel better.
Well, Dick is exactly right. Please accept my apologies gentlemen.
MABTW
50 whores?
lets see
don’t get a girlfriend…..in progress
go see a whore…..not done
get kicked out of somewhere…..done
drink a bottle of scotch…..can i drink some 80 proof dark rum instead?
prevent a marriage…..done
now what to do with the other 50 weeks
Hookers all the time. I live in an “Prostitute Friendly” area.
Hot hookers, hookers with class (Escorts), hookers that do weird shit.
+1000 Man-Points if you get busted for Pandering and Solicitation.
Tell me that ain’t just MAN-FUCKING-COOL on your record.
(No, not on mine, me is smart)
+3000 If you are a pimp (I sometimes am, believe it or not, economics and sex go hand in hand like women and whining).
NOT beating a whore: Priceless
(Who the fuck beats the shit out of a paycheck? Stupid. There is always another whore to find, “Recruiting” and “Customer Servic” remember?)
Telling a Cop you are a Pimp, and getting the product to him for