Comments on: A Scorching Case of Bullshit

By: Red

Red — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 04:32:00 +0000

I’m a woman and I start fires all the time… I’m a pyromaniac and occasional arsonist :D

By: maddox fan

maddox fan — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 22:25:16 +0000

well whoopty god damn doo horray for you

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 18:26:30 +0000

@Some Guy. I remember that saying. Here’s another one: I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 09:57:14 +0000

Well, back in my Boy Scout days we called gasoline “Girl Scout Water” for a reason, namely that there wasn’t any way in hell that a pack of random girls was going to survive in the back woods of Minnesota.

By: nobody

nobody — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:16:37 +0000

I’ve started fires, chopped wood and repaired my own bicycle. But that was before puberty, now I’m hot enough to have someone else do it for me. Yay!
I do the woman’s work though but I like that better anyways.

By: Riki "326" Hakulinen

Riki "326" Hakulinen — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:19:00 +0000

Just a quick q:
Why does every single comment/whatever on http://igetdick.com/ have “Dick Masterson” in “Posted by”?
Not making a big deal out of it or blaming you (Or shit like that), just curious.

By: LyingWhorishMindfuck

LyingWhorishMindfuck — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:08:05 +0000

Your article made me think of my tiny, Mexican mother-in-law. She has to start the grill to make fajitas. She’s a damn good cook. Otherwise it seems you’re right again. I’ve never started a fire nor growing up did I see any other woman do it. Unless you count cigarettes, my hair, or the stove. Drives your point right home doesn’t it? :)

Men are usually the problem solvers I’ve noticed except in one canse and one case ONLY. They will drive around forever and not stop to get directions. Even then, he makes me go ask someone. But it’s no big deal, he just wants to keep his pride.

Anyhow, I enjoyed reading this one!

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:01:32 +0000

That’s the spirit Banderman, enough is enough, don’t just comment here, point out the obvious to males as often as you can.

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:56:20 +0000

Dick:: Don’t expect to see one light a fire anytime soon, I haven’t either, at 46

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:53:25 +0000

Women are allways first to feel cold (repeating myself) they don’t move fast enough to generate internal heat. This is why 1: They rarely if ever sweat (unless on a treadmill or in a hot climate) 2: Live so bloody long (imagine running a car (automobile) constantly at 15 mph, how long will it live?).

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:01:32 +0000

IF there was a god it’s undoubtedly a female, look at the mess the world is in. Female in power equals chaos. Nice attempt to split men by race btw, too bad for you that we’re actually capable of independant thought.

By: Banderman

Banderman — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:30:33 +0000

Fire rocks. Chicks don’t do fire. Chicks do marshmallows and S’Mores. Don’t forget one thing though, with their duplicitous selves, women do get men fired with their two-faced lies. One day that too will end. We’re hipped up to your tricks now. We trusted you and you let us down one too many times. Game on. You’re fired.

By: Banderman

Banderman — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:26:04 +0000

The most stupid four paragraphs my eyes have ever had the displeasure of reading, albeit completely unintelligible. Pandering to Black guys and trashing Caucasian men will gain you no points around here, sweet pea. The ‘victim mode’ thing went out with the slinky.

By: Banderman

Banderman — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:04:58 +0000

This one typed a lot of ‘words’ but didn’t say anything per usual.

By: Le'Mat

Le'Mat — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:17:13 +0000

The weak men are weak because women have neutered them. Try telling a battered wife how weak her man is *LOL*. Better yet, try telling her husband.

We don’t defend you because if you die, nothing of value will be lost. Now get the fuck off this website.

By: Liviaanaa

Liviaanaa — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:44:14 +0000

Hey Dick, you have proven to me that God is a woman. Men hate them, Women hate sex, gays, minorities, women, children and life…

But, thanks also for exploiting yourselves….

Now women know perfectly, and also the hopefully dumber ones also stop befriending men, sadly it will ruin guys hopes of bedding her, most of what you say probably will.

Haha

Poor good guys, sadly most are too weak and whiney to defend a woman anyhow, that’s why women have always had themselves and l earn the hard way. Something men never had to do, unless they were black or a minority and had to put up with powerful white men.

By: The Renaissance Man

The Renaissance Man — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 01:38:49 +0000

Kudos, Dick, on another well thought-out and proven topic (of course, being a man, you are already programmed to make sense, so no additional thinking or proving was needed– you were simply doing your job, and efficiently at that, just as all men should).

Your statement about a woman’s lack of sense regarding cause and effect was dead-on. An ex-gf of mine, which I had the misfortune of dating, used the very phrase you mentioned in your article. It was a humid Summer’s day and I was driving her and myself to the movies (because God forbid I would ride in her car and trust a woman behind the wheel). Being the man that I am and having the instinct to solve problems naturally, I turned on the A/C so we could cool off from the scorching heat and about 2 minutes later she starts whining “I’m cold” instead of asking me to do something about it or turn down the A/C. I swear it’s like dealing with an infant.

Oh well, I suppose putting up with that girl’s mindless gibberish and stupidity wasn’t too bad of a trade-off for fondling her tits and getting her to play with my balls.

-The Renaissance Man

By: mike

mike — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:36:19 +0000

Men love fire. It consumes, creates, destroys and is fascinating to watch.

How manly.

By: abaddon_fff

abaddon_fff — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:23:00 +0000

No concept of cause and effect, personally I think that they’re capable of recognizing these things. However since they don’t have to, they don’t. Its like dealing with a child. Men have been coddling women for too long, let them see what life is really like.

-Strength and Honor-

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:32:41 +0000

Wolfe,
You are very welcome. Anything I can do to make life a little easier for us all. But remember you have to tell them to unwrap the log a little at first (I figured they would ignore the instructions printed on the side).
But this is a small price to pay for good head after a long day of fishing!
Chris