A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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You might be surprised to learn how I voted in 2000. But I did vote for Bush in ‘04, with some slight reluctance caused by his spineless domestic policies which seemed to the left of Ted Kennedy.
In a time of war, I’d have preferred a Teddy Roosevelt. Or even a Franklin, if we had to get stuck with a socialist. But against Kerry, the weakest Democrat ever, except for all the others, it was no contest.
-wolfe
BTW, I consider myself to be a liberal minded troll, and am who I was actually referring to. But you couldn’t have known that and it would be sexist of me to expect a woman to deduce it.
I wager ’tis not the last we see of screeching cootie.
you sexist pigs always come off with that comment ‘ daddy payed for that one’, you somehow have to reason in your mind how the hell a female got the cash for a new BMW. It couldnt possibly be her money- Its no use.
You’d best believe Wolfe voted for Bush. Twice now, wasn’t it?
But standing stubbornly firm, and with consequential integrity, in upholding one’s mistaken beliefs or tenets is as about as manly as it gets.
Even if it pisses somewhat liberal minded trolls to hell and back.
I think she was addressing you, Wolfe. In that particular instance.
Equally mature as paying for a concierge button in your beemer roadster.
Oh, wait. Daddy paid for that one too, didn’t he?
Accusing Sony of being American: funny.
Accusing Sony of voting for Bush after he referred to him as a “Chimp”: Priceless.
Reading Comprehension: 2, kl: minus several million.
That was my point.
-wolfe
Hear, hear! Too bad it doesn’t work for chimps as well. Albeit, they might be just enough above Hillary to validly comply the common sense quotas, or lack of eccentricity quotas.
you mean the backward warped brainwashed thinking of its citizens due to assholes like you, we are behind in the game. No wonder the rest of the world dislikes America. Let me guess, you also voted Bush?
other countries can have women leaders, why cant America?
Daddeeeeeeeeeee! Other girls can have ponies, why can’t IIIIIIII?—- That was mature.
Then, by your very logic, there’s already true equality in many a place around the world, misguided enough to have had, at some point in recorded history, an elected, more or less, female president.
Or will ‘equality’ instantly recede when Hillary’s mandate(God save and preserve us), or some other American woman’s - highly unlikely to be a lady - that will have hypothetically become president of the union, will end.
Why don’t you just simply emigrate to some place of ‘true democracy’, if it tickles your fancy such?
I do not make your mistake of inanely assuming Americans didn’t showcase their foolishness and ingorance for the world to see in full democratic fashion, by putting the chimp back in office.
kl said:
other countries can have women leaders, why cant America?
Daddeeeeeeeeeee! Other girls can have ponies, why can’t IIIIIIII?
Nothing whatsoever prevents America from having a female leader except the good common sense and sanity of her citizens.
-wolfe
other countries can have women leaders, why cant America?
Give women a shot, there will not be true equality until a woman is elected President.
You’ll do anything to get a woman president?
You’ll do anything to get a woman president? Fine. How about Phyllis Schlafly. Or, if you don’t like Republicans, Janice Rogers Brown.
Let me guess: you wouldn’t vote for either of them, because you didn’t actually mean what you said about doing ‘anything to get a woman president’. How typical.
I also like the “stay out of it”. So Democracy is now for women only is it? Men should “stay out of it”. How very… liberal of you.
-wolfe
Orly?! Can I have one of those?
Actually GOP Republicans are too effiminate.
Most of us are Taliban who have women kept in cages as we speak.
figures this website is mostly GOP republicans lol Who wouldve thought?
Kl, please leave. Or at least have the decency to claim political allegiance to the GOP.
Talk about bad publicity.
Rush Limbaugh is a SCUMBAG so is every other deplorable example the republican party has. Anne Coulter, George Bush, Rush Limbaugh, disgusting.