A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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Who says we can’t have it both ways? Let’s elect Billary - there’ll be something for everyone!
Not that I think we should have a woman president, but actually, I think “he” in that context is meant to be “he or she”. It’s a convention so we don’t have to constantly say, “he or she”.
We all know that when (some of us) were children, textbooks used “he” to mean everyone. I realize that it is politically correct to use “he or she” now, but I blame feminism for that.
We can’t have it both ways.
Whats classic about it?
She acted like she wasn’t a feminist husk of humanity only to gain sympathy for her political future.
They look up to him as a saviour in view of the fact that he completely owned his wife big time. His wife’s inaction over his adultery was classic.
…. moron.
And yet every fucking “playboy sex hound” looks up to the male Clinton as some sort of messiah of masculinity and charisma.
Proves that playboys and sex worshippers are nothing more than weak willed failures who are incapable of fighting a bunch of 11 century Arabs and even physically weak, mentally deficient, spiritually vaccuous women.
If the Clintons are the model family for this new “queer century” then let the Republic die and Sharia spread.
Excellent point, Dom. Feminists are so full of shit that it isn’t funny.
When it suits them (the feminists) they like to have the nomenclature of several titles changed to reflect the role of a possible female holding that office (e.g. congresswoman, chairperson etc) based on the arguement that there must be an absolute gender distinction for the legitimacy of the woman in that position.
But, when it comes to documents, such as the constitution, where it is clear that men should be the only gender considered, these saem women like to argue over semantics (claiming then that men = men + women in these cases).
Changing goalposts, anyone? This is why feminism should never be taken seriously.
A fellow englander! Don’t you agree that we need another male prime minister instead of another female one like margeret thatcher?
Um, I was looking for something else when I found this website, but anyway - all references to the President in the US Constitution say “he”, “him” or “his”. There is no provision in the US Constitution for a female President. I’m not bothered really - I’m English - but it’s quite clear that the Founding Fathers didn’t want a female President. Start saying “that’s not what they meant” and the whole Constitution is in a bit of trouble…
Exactly. Males are what are needed to lead these countries. Hiliary will fuck things up with her feminists crap. Bill has lost his manhood already with his “I am decided that its time to let women run things”… Suck it up loser…
As president of France that is, for any women reading this. I did a report on Jacques Chirac even. A male president is what France needs.
John, I too was worried about another political woman recently. I’m so fucking glad Sarkozi got elected. A manly figure.
I love this site. I don’t put women down but I don’t think Hillary could be a good president and she is a feminist and so if she became president, we will see even more money going towards womens’ causes as if we don’t have enough of those already. What men should start doing is what these feminist man haters are doing consistantly… look closely to any news and pick out any men/women issues and make it into a biased sexism issue! Remember there was this case when the men were aquitted of rape but feminist groups would still insisted that those men could still learn from the experiences???? WTF? Those men were just put through hell, and they were innocent. Do any of you want a woman with this type of logic to run for president?? Hell no
I appreciate that, UGK.
-Dick
If there is one thing standing in the way of feminism it is THIS WEBSITE!! Amazing place! I have never laughed do much my whole life! Dick Masterson is a real genius with a sense of humour.
You hope he’s a fag? Why? So that he doesn’t hurt women. You just want men to get hurt? Did you just say that? Are you fucking nuts? Just because he thinks men are better than women is no reason to turn gay. Where is the logic in that?
This is how your comment reads:
“I hope you die. I feel sorry for you. I hate you. I feel sorry for you. You are a gay idiot and I hope men get hurt”.
Not only confusing, but hurtful and hateful.
Men are better than women. No hate, just facts. I can’t believe how stupid you are. You are an example of why men look down upon women.
yes i hate feminist. i am a complete gentlemen though i am an asshole to feminist for spreading their radical doctrine. no way am i gonna allow men to be sacrificed at the altar of a doctrine which will given time, defeat itself.
No, i am not a fag. I fuck you if you werent a feminist. Serious. Then again, feminist are usually ugly, power hungry, twisted, divorced, unmarried and sexually deprived so no thank you mdm.
and no, unlike what you think, there is no ignorance or stupidity in what i am saying. i am saying the facts. the world must and will be led by men .. to prosper, to move ahead, it has to be that way.
You feel sorry for him, yet you advocate having him strung up by his balls? I think that was said out of extreme ignorance and stupidity.
you are a hate mongerer who deserves to be strung up by your balls. I feel very sorry for you and the things that you have experienced in order to come to all these messed up twisted distorted conclusions. Your world must really suck and I hope you’re a fag so that you don’t inflict your damaging persona on the opposite sex . Everything you say is out of extreme ignorance and stupidity.
“If Clinton gets president, I’m leaving the country.”
- If a FEMALE gets to lead the United States, I say declare a coup and overthrow her. No way in hell is a bitch or any dumb ass feminist gonna take charge of the world’s lone superpower and ruin it. Britain was actually a superpower before all those dumb feminist came into power… and lets not talk about France shall we?
cheers.