A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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I am disgusted, outraged and most importantly amazed by your ignorance, your stupidity and the size of your penis. As Gigi and Nicole both said on another one of your articles, its the size of your penis that makes you have such inferiotiry complexes to women. The very fact that you states “I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere” as Nicole wisely corrected a female president has in fact been seen in MANY other countries, perhaps not in the sexist one where you live and you believe that men are superious because they have small penises. But getting to the point (i am very sorry the size of your penis is just so amazingly small that I cant get off the subject because surely thats the reason for your stupidity) you said above that women would not make as good politicians as men because they would worry and i quote ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’: i think this pretty much shows what a fraud YOU are. BEfore you stated that men are inevitably interested in politics because they have a penis and want animals to get drunk, WELL then you stated that women wouldnt be good politicians because they would give a fuck about what the population thought of them and would wonder what if they were doing a good enough job and even (god forbit) wonder what they could do better. If i understand your point correctly, and seeing as you are a man it is very hard to misinterpretate your points since you can only think of one thing at a time which of course does not give you a lot of time to think of anything but your penis size which leads you to write ridiculous articles like the one i am responding to, so your point is that women cannot be good politicians because they think about the population, yet the man is very interested in politics… ok fair enough, however IF you were in fact interested in politics you would most likely be discussing it with your fellow small-dicked braindamaged friends and a very interesting thing to do when discussing poltiics is critizing it and talk about how bad the politicians are…. so thats what you only want your fellow showenistic pigs to be your representatives who do not care about the people (and this would include you sadly) but you do not want wise women who will think of the population… your argument is a bit ambiguous i am afraid… well maybe because you didnt think of it a lot because you had to run away from the computer because you were comming to fast on your little penis from the thought of women answering this column…. My response is getting a bit long but i am afraid i will have to continue DEAL WITH IT. I was also wondering whether or not you were a racist as well as a sexist and maybe a bushist? well you seem like a person (no im sorry i dont think you deserve that title, you jsut seem like a malist) who is very poorly educated and seem to see nothing but the American view of the world or maybe the 18th cent. french view of the world, you seem to refuse the fact that women are just as good as men and claiming that one be better than the other is simply absurd and just plain out ridiculious because we are all human beings, well perhaps not you because yo udo not in any way seem humane… getting animals drunk and making websites like this one is something a beast would do, not even just a plain out sad guy who has no life, no friends, a small dick and probably never been with a woman ( or if you have you should probably check if it wasnt a man in disguise) and i think you should get in touch with the 21st cent. grow up and do something more useful with your time than critizing women and claim to be this intellectual politically informed educated man. which sadly im afraid youre not and youll have to face one day, because if you were all that you would recognize women as equals, you would not spend your time writing anti-female stuff on the internet and do something more useful with your time like for example shove a stick up your ass, im sure it would give you some pleasure not having been with a woman and all. this answer is getting way off topic and way too long and therefore i am going to stop writing, i would just liek to tell you to grow up and stop this entire act which im sure that (if you do have any) youre doing to show off to your small-dicked friends. i also hope that in stead of spending your already worthless time on something more interesting, liek for example reading the news and realizing that there are over 90 women which have been prime ministers, president and other key political persons in their country and perhaps use actual facts in your arguments. i would also like to point out that these countries where women have been presidents are in a much better place than countries such as the United States which or on a “highway to hell” with your policies of basically everything and you should perhaps try and help your country evolve by maybe starting with getting up from the 17th place in the world ranking of equality or overthrowing your president or other interesting things you could do with your time which might be better for you, your small dick and your country and maybe if youre lucky it might one day make some girl get past the size of your penis and be willing to be with you, becuase as they say behing every great man there is a woman, and especially for men like you, you need that strong woman in your life. in other words, get over yourself and the size of your penis and get in touch with the 21st century…
america is 17th in the gender equality spectrum
Iceland is third
Im Icelandic
we’ve had a woman president
ask anyone, she ws our best president
ever thought of thinking before typing.
Nicole speaks the words of truth
Just incase you cannot count thats 90, a rather large number seeing as “a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.�
What has the mighty manly man to say now?
Women Presidents/Prime Ministers of the 20th century:
Sirimavo Bandaranaike, Sri Lanka Prime Minister, 1960-1965, 1970-1977, 1994-2000.
Indira Gandhi, India Prime Minister, 1966-77, 1980-1984.
Golda Meir, Israel Prime Minister, 1969-1974.
Isabel Peron, Argentina President, 1974-1976
Elisabeth Domitien, Central African Republic Prime Minister, 1975-1976
Margaret Thatcher, Great Britain Prime Minister, 1979-1990.
Maria da Lourdes Pintasilgo, Portugal Prime Minister, 1979-1980.
Lidia Gueiler Tejada, Bolivia Prime Minister, 1979-1980.
Dame Eugenia Charles, Dominica Prime Minister, 1980-1995.
VigdÃs FinnbogadóttÃr, Iceland President, 1980-96.
Gro Harlem Brundtland, Norway Prime Minister, 1981, 1986-1989, 1990-1996.
Soong Ching-Ling, Peoples’ Republic of China Honorary President, 1981.
Milka Planinc, Yugoslavia Federal Prime Minister, 1982-1986.
Agatha Barbara, Malta President, 1982-1987.
Maria Liberia-Peters, Netherlands Antilles Prime Minister, 1984-1986, 1988-1993.
Corazon Aquino, Philippines President, 1986-92.
Benazir Bhutto, Pakistan Prime Minister, 1988-1990, 1993-1996.
Kazimiera Danuta Prunskiena, Lithuania Prime Minister, 1990-91.
Violeta Barrios de Chamorro, Nicaragua Prime Minister, 1990-1996.
Mary Robinson, Ireland President, 1990-1997.
Ertha Pascal Trouillot, Haiti Interim President, 1990-1991.
Sabine Bergmann-Pohl, German Democratic Republic President, 1990.
Khaleda Zia, Bangladesh Prime Minister, 1991-1996.
Edith Cresson, France Prime Minister, 1991-1992.
Hanna Suchocka, Poland Prime Minister, 1992-1993.
Kim Campbell, Canada Prime Minister, 1993.
Sylvie Kinigi, Burundi Prime Minister, 1993-1994.
Agathe Uwilingiyimana, Rwanda Prime Minister, 1993-1994.
Susanne Camelia-Romer, Netherlands Antilles Prime Minister, 1993, 1998-
Tansu Çiller, Turkey Prime Minister, 1993-1995.
Chandrika Bandaranaike Kumaratunge, Sri Lanka Prime Minister, 1994, President, 1994-
Reneta Indzhova, Bulgaria, Interim Prime Minister, 1994-1995.
Claudette Werleigh, Haiti Prime Minister, 1995-1996.
Sheikh Hasina Wajed, Bangladesh Prime Minister, 1996-.
Mary McAleese, Ireland President, 1997-.
Pamela Gordon, Bermuda Prime Minister, 1997-1998.
Janet Jagan, Guyana Prime Minister, 1997, President, 1997-1999.
Jenny Shipley, New Zealand Prime Minister, 1997-1999.
Ruth Dreifuss, Switzerland President, 1999-2000.
Jennifer Smith, Bermuda Prime Minister, 1998-.
Nyam-Osoriyn Tuyaa, Mongolia, Acting Prime Minister, July 1999.
Helen Clark, New Zealand Prime Minister, 1999-.
Mireya Elisa Moscoso de Arias, Panama President, 1999-.
Vaira Vike-Freiberga, Latvia President, 1999-.
Tarja Kaarina Halonen, Finland President, 2000-.
So I guess you’ve never heard of Margaret Thatcher, Prime Minister for one of the worlds leading MEDC’s.
I see you’re like all American men and assume there is nowhere else on the entire planet apart from America.
Carlie, you seem to be confused. Being the wife of a president of anything does not make that woman also the president.
I can almost understand how you might think that, but husbands don’t listen to their wives while they’re speaking. That’s how the marriage is working.
-Dick
Dick, you said “a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.” This goes to show how uninformed you are. Women are presidents and similar titles all around the world. Where have you been? For a superior being, you’re fairly uninformed.
Being a soldier in the U.S. army, I can’t agree with Gee that we can assume a woman president would never go to war simply because she wouldn’t want to send her children off to die. But she might just have the courage to go for herself.
No thats no absurd. The reason you say I know is because you assume that anything you think is automatically a fact.
I consider others point of view.
That’s absurd.
-Dick
“I think” is more realistic than “I know” because there are so many different ideas and views that there is no one set thought.
Nicole, you use the phrase “I think” quite a bit. I do not think you know what that means.
-Dick
Whats wrong with you todd and all you other guys?
If you are all so small minded that you cannot look at a woman and see a human being rather than an abandoned steriotype then of cource you dont believe there will ever be a woman president. Prehaps you should get to know a woman before dismissing her as a stupid incompitent retard. I hope that if a female does ever run for president you will listen to what she has to say a decide using your brains if she is enough for america. Rather than look at her, see a woman and dismiss her.
If you cannot judge a person as an indervidual rather than as a steriotypical gender then i think it is you that is the weaker sex.
oh you have used another female trick…avoiding the issue. Congratulations!
Dear Todd:
I was totally sincere and not trying to turn any tables on you. Also, I was not trying to be creative in order to make you feel stupid. Sadly, I don’t think you need any help in that department. Have you considered anger management therapy?
Oh Gee,
how you have flipped the table on me. that was another creative and bold move that you made. no really though, i want to congratulate you for your creative idea to make me feel so stupid….YEAH RIGHT!!! I only have one word for you, MONEY…
“They are too much like women for me to even take them seriously…. they whine, bitch, complain, argue, and try to get attention…”
Come again?
-Dick
Time to quit Gee, they’re too socially retarded….they made it obvious by making the site! lol They’re so bloody foolish that they are just not even worth my time anymore…….hehe that’s how much better I am! hahahahahahhhahahaha They are too much like women for me to even take them seriously…. they whine, bitch, complain, argue, and try to get attention and emotional support from others who have joined the site…ROFLMFAO next thing you know they’re all going to get together and buy chocolates and watch a an action movie and cry when keanu reeves dies! -laughs hysterically- it’s been wonderful, boys! Toodles!
Dear Mark:
Do you seriously think that there is no way to end starvation and homelessness and war on this planet? Do you really think that a cure for AIDS or cancer will never be discovered?
Do you think that having hope for the world is some kind of magical thinking?
Do you really think that there will never be a woman president?
Or have you just given up on life completely?
Dear GEE,
Well you are definitly a woman. You are so creative. Stop starvation, war, etc. While you are at it, solve that whole AIDS thing and the other one called cancer, seriously, get a grip on yourself.
A woman will never be president?
What a sad idea.
Imagine a woman as president. No one would go to war…what woman would send her children off to die? No starvation or homelessness….what woman could keep herself from feeding the hungry or sheltering the homeless? A peaceful resolution for the highest good of all for any problems that may arise between nations.
You’re right. Men would never allow it.
How sad:(