A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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I cannot wait until Hillary gets elected and runs this country. She is the best candidate out of all the men combined! She owns them in debates. Face it.. women can be better than men. Get use to it.
@KL
Spoken like a true re-tread retard that doesn’t know actual history, but only viewpoints of second class citizens.
For example: Most nations HAVE had a woman run them for VERY BRIEF periods of time. Unsuccessfully I might add, since they usually were killed or deposed by man-regimes…………..
Yeah, history is way fucking overrated, and so is your stupidity.
Try again please.
I am only sad that people like you exist………….
No way will Hill be elected, I would much rather see Condi, yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that read “Hillary in 2008″ it made my day, I could not remove that Rod Stewart cheek-boned smile from my face, I thought “How could you put that on your car?”
WOW, this is scary stuff. Much of the world has already had female leaders and you LOW IQ neanderthals don’t want a woman president in the USA. How sad you are.
What about Hilary Clinton. If Hilary Clinton got elected, that wouldn’t be a woman president, would it?
complete and utter dumb-ass-ness. Women are MORE inclined to serve in politics because politics begins in the domain of the home, generally run in most countries, by WOMEN. What a moron…I can’t believe this page actually exists.
That’s right Latvia never elected Vaira Vike-Freiberga. It a rumor to throw the Russians off base.
Funny how I am probably richer than JLA several times. Insinuating that I am poor? HAHAHAH. Go suck my cock.
Thre is no woman deserving of anything.
women suck as people
Heh. Late.
Fuck you with your ankles behind your ears!
How about fuck you, you stupid little entitlement whore?
You don’t know one tenth of what you think you know - you’re just pissing people off because of how fucking unlikeable you are. It would really be best for you if you stopped trying to ‘intimidate’ people and just fucked off like the little girly you know you are.
Manwhore voice,
Shut the fuck up and go give all your money to a deserving woman!!!!!!!! If you have any. If not, go fuck yourself!
people will only vote for Hillary because she would be the first female president not because shes better than any of the other candidates
..how far did u go to get that comment? i cant see it anywhere?
OK, alen. u can belive i know stuff or ot, i really dont mind. ur choice, and no, im not an expert yet, (will be tho!;P) im still pretty young, and i know more on that stuff then the average adult, so, eh. Im doing well.
but seen as u say u know more then me on it,wat do u mean “That applies to sex and conflict. That’s not aggression. That’s not necessarily competition. Both of those things can exist without engaging in risk.”
Sex in one long battle= conflict
conflict requires aggression
aggression is surfaced when needed to enhance chances of success because conflict means a competition has arisen
so im lost..i dont get it. can u explain it to me?
and why do u talk up testosterone when explain aggressive nature, coz adrenalin is pretty high up there.
i figured stuff like Dopamine and norepinephrine would be going crazy.
i figured theyd play a bigger role then testosterone..but im probably wrong…can you explain it better then?
Yeah, imagine if she goes up to the Muslims and yell “I demand rights for your women!”.
Boom. WWIII.
Pure poetry.
Gosh you’re a whore all the time. Seriously though, shut your attention whoring mouth, preferably with your favorite cake/ice cream/cock, run a lap, and get the fuck out of here.
Is it true that you can tell how old a fat woman is by counting the stretch marks?
If it is, rest assured that the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet that is Clair’s life, is about to run out of wontons.
So how exactly is she so qualified? Most of her supporters that I’ve heard have simply been “YAY! A woman like me! Girl Power!” while political correspondents spend their time discussing her wardrobe and choice of accessories. This is the top job in your entire nation, Commander in Chief of the armed forces, and representative of the US to the rest of the world. Much of which, if you hadn’t noticed, really isn’t too happy with the US at present. Particularly, and most importantly, in certain nations where its a woman’s place to shut the fuck up. So if you think she’s going to fix the current fiasco I think you’re very mistaken. The last thing the US needs at the moment is a sign of weakness in their eyes. Do her policies hold water? I can’t comment too deeply on those as I find trouble finding anything about her campaign that doesn’t involve the fact she’s A) a woman, and B) not a Republican. From what little I have read, it seems she proposes some very radical socialist changes to the economy. You spent a very long era of cold war convincing the rest of the world a free market economy was the ideal environment. Is the US really changing its views on that? They also come with a high price, you know, just look at the Australian tax system and see what sort of price if done properly. If they’re not done properly, then its money tossed into a cesspit after being shredded.
Lots of fuzzy feel good ideas may work around a coffee table over tea and cupcakes, they may seem very exciting prospects, but like the man who comes home at dinner time says, “Who is going to pay for it?”
I have no say in the matter, and confess not knowing the whole story behind her campaign platform. But I look on with interest to see how things turn out in the nation I respect as staunch dependable allies. The outcome affects us also, for there won’t be many others standing firm beside you in the global arena unless they have their hand out asking for free shit.
Frankly, this Aussie is nervous about the whole thing.