A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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i agree with Nicole that a lot of countires still consider us women to be inferior. This is wrong because everyone is the same, we are all human beings even though we are of different nationality, race, sex, age or colour everyone is the same. I think most men want to feel big and feel like they are the best things to walk this earth, well they are wrong because none of them are perfect and they need to understand that they don’t own the universe.
I agree that feminism has gone too far in America, but many countries still consider women to be inferior. The battle of equal rights will not be over until all people despite gender, race and religion, are all treated equally. In every country.
By the way not all presidents are morons but the power certainly corrupts the weaker minded.
I definitely agree that by and large: “America is a bunch of bullshit and both genders of that country are morons.” But I wont start…
Feminism has become far too extreme, that is for sure, just like every other protest movement in America that is ongoing from the age of protest in the 60s. But essentially the goals of moderate feminism have to be good in the same way that the goals of moderate civil rights movements were good. The fact is we are all human beings and to say one is more worthy than another is nonsense.
Dick that is just about the most illogical line of reasoning I have ever seen. Thus making you more illogical than any women I know, I can’t imagine how humiliating that must be for you.
I would like to point out that ‘your mama’ was not commenting on who invented automobiles but rather abouut who designed the hummer. Indeed it was a woman working for AM General that designed the hummer. A man may have invented automobiles but who’s to say a woman didn’t invent the wheel, at the end of the day we are all standing on each others shoulders and it isn’t only men at the base of the pyramid. In addition it was not men that invented the automobile but rather one man, saying men invented it sounds like you are taking part of the credit, and that wont do for you are far too stupid to create such a machine.
P.S. Interestingly women hold/held a surprisingly large number of patents for important military inventions like the flare, so perhaps you should be thankful of their accomplishment otherwise perhaps you would have lost even more wars (if that’s possible).
What in God’s name are you blathering about, woman? The Hummer is an automobile. Automobiles were definitely invented by men. I know that because automobiles are not groundless sexual harassment lawsuits or fictitious reasons why women have a place in the military — so I know a woman didn’t invent them.
This is merely evidence of women’s inability to remember history correctly. As I’ve said before, they’re allergic to it.
-Dick
By the way Dick tell me who designed the Hummer that now is the most used vehicle in today’s United States Armed forces.
I…definately agree with you I Hate Chicks. I unfortunately lost a best friend to feminism….-shakes head- She tried to get me into it….fucking retarded
Men suck at being presidents too…Presidents are all morons…The states is a joke to the rest of humanity and Bush is a cock sucking bitchwhacking son of a wank.
And people named witchfairy are fags and feminism is as much of a joke as Bush is. Feminists are idiots..I can’t believe that women parade around whining about sexism with their asses hanging out adorned with jewelled thongs and little skimpy mini-skirts…Bigoting, blaspheming BITCHES.
Witchfairy, you must have been watching women dressed up as men, trying to pass themselves off as Freud’s example of “Penis Envy”
Or maybe America is a bunch of bullshit and both gendres of that country are morons.
ha ha very funny my dream is to be the first woman president, to show u little pigs that girls rule. I AM A FEMINIST and i’ll always will be. Women has been segregated forever, the most sexist thing in the world of cause being the bible and my point is, after watching male behavior for many years i must conclude that women get all the work done, even extra while managing to stay looking good while men can’t do either. what they can do is to lay in front of a telly watch football and drink beer!
Hurm I’m not so sure, the man who created this “hilarious” website does seem unbelievably sure of his own superiority.
Then again surely if people entering this site find the idea of men above women so laughable that it must be a pistake it proves that the genders really are equal.
Why can’t you all just realise that this site is a piss take??????????
If all the women in the world had time to do most of the things men did it would be equal, the power that is held around the world. Remember we do most of the child rearing and from that stand point we really do rule. Just imagine if more women decided to not have children I think all men would need a sweat band. More and more this is happening so better get ready men. It is not so much about brawn any more it’s more of what is in the mind. Women are just as cunning as men if not more so, how do you think we get are way all the time? We can sure as hell fire a weapon just as well and we can do all the jobs that you do and women take better care of themselves for longer and that means we able to perform longer.
I don’t hate any men, even ones on this website. Because I believe that you should not judge a person until you know them.
It is certainly possible to be both a feminist and straight, infect it is even possible to be a male feminist (I know this is something that a man like you could never understand).
I did not come on this website to tell men how pathetic they are, but to try to show them how both genders are equal.
I do not think you are in a position to accuse me of hating the opposite gender, as you yourself have come on this website to demean women.
The only reason you are insulting me is because you have nothing to oppose my actual argument, which is that I have found a rather large amount of female presidents considering a so called intelligent man said, “A woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.�
Got anything to say now happy sack?
you don’t have to be lezzo to be a feminist you idiot. And being a feminist does not automatically mean that you hate men, it means that you believe men and women should have equal rights. Sure, we may hate some men…but only men like you.
nicole stop beeing a feminst and saying that you arn’t a lesso, cos only a lesso would hate men so much that she would go on a mens only site and write stupid shit, suck my balls, ure screwing with to many males, which can’t be a good thing in your own words…
Inteligent women against sexism.
I see that there still arnt any comments about my discovery of exactly how many women presidents there have been, despite dicks “a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.� comment.
“a woman disgusted by the size of your penis”
is my best friend
you’ve got two of us here and we both have allied with Nicole
Hurm, interesting that Dick has not yet managed a reply to my long list (I was unable to paste the entire list in, if you want to see the whole thing please email me) of woman presidents from the 20th century, i wonder why…
Because of his warped understanding on people, places, and things, Dick and the rest are clearly unhappy. One day this outlook on life is going to destroy them and cheat them out of possibly being happy even if only for a second. That’s how we women automatically win. Were happy with who we are and we accept the rest as it is. That is one of the reasons I am going to no longer comment here. He doesn’t need to be shown the right way, he knows where he wants to go and so he shall, the “mens’” way. Good luck on that boys. Maybe…just MAYBE…one day your views will change and you’ll become more open and understanding and forgiving and actually be happy, but for now, all you’re doing is destroying yourselves. Have fun.
I am disgusted, outraged and most importantly amazed by your ignorance, your stupidity and the size of your penis. As Gigi and Nicole both said on another one of your articles, its the size of your penis that makes you have such inferiotiry complexes to women. The very fact that you states “I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere” as Nicole wisely corrected a female president has in fact been seen in MANY other countries, perhaps not in the sexist one where you live and you believe that men are superious because they have small penises. But getting to the point (i am very sorry the size of your penis is just so amazingly small that I cant get off the subject because surely thats the reason for your stupidity) you said above that women would not make as good politicians as men because they would worry and i quote ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’: i think this pretty much shows what a fraud YOU are. BEfore you stated that men are inevitably interested in politics because they have a penis and want animals to get drunk, WELL then you stated that women wouldnt be good politicians because they would give a fuck about what the population thought of them and would wonder what if they were doing a good enough job and even (god forbit) wonder what they could do better. If i understand your point correctly, and seeing as you are a man it is very hard to misinterpretate your points since you can only think of one thing at a time which of course does not give you a lot of time to think of anything but your penis size which leads you to write ridiculous articles like the one i am responding to, so your point is that women cannot be good politicians because they think about the population, yet the man is very interested in politics… ok fair enough, however IF you were in fact interested in politics you would most likely be discussing it with your fellow small-dicked braindamaged friends and a very interesting thing to do when discussing poltiics is critizing it and talk about how bad the politicians are…. so thats what you only want your fellow showenistic pigs to be your representatives who do not care about the people (and this would include you sadly) but you do not want wise women who will think of the population… your argument is a bit ambiguous i am afraid… well maybe because you didnt think of it a lot because you had to run away from the computer because you were comming to fast on your little penis from the thought of women answering this column…. My response is getting a bit long but i am afraid i will have to continue DEAL WITH IT. I was also wondering whether or not you were a racist as well as a sexist and maybe a bushist? well you seem like a person (no im sorry i dont think you deserve that title, you jsut seem like a malist) who is very poorly educated and seem to see nothing but the American view of the world or maybe the 18th cent. french view of the world, you seem to refuse the fact that women are just as good as men and claiming that one be better than the other is simply absurd and just plain out ridiculious because we are all human beings, well perhaps not you because yo udo not in any way seem humane… getting animals drunk and making websites like this one is something a beast would do, not even just a plain out sad guy who has no life, no friends, a small dick and probably never been with a woman ( or if you have you should probably check if it wasnt a man in disguise) and i think you should get in touch with the 21st cent. grow up and do something more useful with your time than critizing women and claim to be this intellectual politically informed educated man. which sadly im afraid youre not and youll have to face one day, because if you were all that you would recognize women as equals, you would not spend your time writing anti-female stuff on the internet and do something more useful with your time like for example shove a stick up your ass, im sure it would give you some pleasure not having been with a woman and all. this answer is getting way off topic and way too long and therefore i am going to stop writing, i would just liek to tell you to grow up and stop this entire act which im sure that (if you do have any) youre doing to show off to your small-dicked friends. i also hope that in stead of spending your already worthless time on something more interesting, liek for example reading the news and realizing that there are over 90 women which have been prime ministers, president and other key political persons in their country and perhaps use actual facts in your arguments. i would also like to point out that these countries where women have been presidents are in a much better place than countries such as the United States which or on a “highway to hell” with your policies of basically everything and you should perhaps try and help your country evolve by maybe starting with getting up from the 17th place in the world ranking of equality or overthrowing your president or other interesting things you could do with your time which might be better for you, your small dick and your country and maybe if youre lucky it might one day make some girl get past the size of your penis and be willing to be with you, becuase as they say behing every great man there is a woman, and especially for men like you, you need that strong woman in your life. in other words, get over yourself and the size of your penis and get in touch with the 21st century…