A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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October 29th, 2007 at 3:40 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
What kind of shallow person are you? You automatically give respect to this man that you DON”T KNOW, purely because when he was in his mother’s womb he was exposed to more male related hormones.
Tell him to (in the words of Chopper himself) harden the fuck up. Tell him to re-read the post, like you would any female person if she had done the same thing. Don’t suck up. Guy’s like that make me sick.
October 29th, 2007 at 3:45 am - IP Man-Hash: a4d09f925fa82
Clair, if I wanted to suck up, I would have gladly told you that you were an “equal” to myself. If I wanted to suck up, I would have gladly bended my knees to feminism. But am I such a man? No, never.
He seeked for a clairification, I responded in kind. Yes, he is a man and I grant him a certain degree of respect for that the same way I grant women a certain degree of respect. But what happens? I would have told any woman on this site who needed clarification the same thing if she hasnt lost that respect . Apparently, many fembots like yourself have failed, acting all bitchy and condescending.
I am shallow? Oh gee. Coming from you, that is probably a compliment. Thanks.
October 29th, 2007 at 3:53 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
So you feel like a real man sucking up to another man, that is presumingly stronger and bigger than you, but saying that women and men are equal makes you somehow less of a man.
You’re the real beta male. God, you’ll happily tell someone who is weaker than you “you’re a bitch for [insert stupid your reason here]” but if a man does the same thing, you instantly drop to your knees and claim that there must have been a misunderstanding and wait for them to pat you on the head and give you their approval. Ha. Yeah, real manly.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:00 am - IP Man-Hash: a4d09f925fa82
I dont get it… Since when have I “dropped to my knees”? Abit of an overreaction dont you think? He needed directions, I posted politely in kind. Its what all men will do. When a fellow brother is in need of help, you reply politely how best may you do it.
I am being shot down for being polite and courteous? What the fuck? Since when … in that post.. was there even a hinge of submissiveness?
If you think I am not a man, by all means … go erm… suck off that beta’s cock.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:14 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Clair that matter has been cleared up. Your intention is to try to start something we men don’t do. Cat fight. So mind your own damn business.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Your only sticking up for him cause he stroked your ego.
MansVoice, a real man defends himself. Not against people that are weaker then him, but are stronger then him. You claimed to be an alpha male? Guess what, there can only be one, you didn’t stand your ground and say you didn’t do anything wrong go back and check, but rather you APOLOGISED. Man up and take advice from Chopper, “harden the fuck up”.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:35 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Never tell me the intention of what I wrote.
Never tell a man what a real man is. Yes, his post puzzled me. But I do believe he got confused. It’s on the page before this one.
You are intentionally trying to start something to take the heat off yourself. Dick did give you that award. Do you know what a bitch you have to be to get that?
October 29th, 2007 at 4:49 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Sook.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:50 am - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
Not that I watch it but this is kind of like an M rated version of the OC. I’m just wondering who is going to get shot. Carry on.
October 29th, 2007 at 5:13 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Hopefully you and your friend.
October 29th, 2007 at 5:22 am - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
If I promise to take a bullet, will you promise to shut up? It’d be worth it.
October 29th, 2007 at 7:16 am - IP Man-Hash: c84cf03fe9f40
You are a female.
Your promises mean nothing.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 9604615ec560b
It is funny how you view simple courtesy as a sign of submission. Whatever floats your boat.
October 29th, 2007 at 11:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Simple courtesy is saying,”No mate. You read wrong. If you re-read it you’ll find I wasn’t.” It is not apologising for something you didn’t do.
You’ve said you were an alpha male, you’re not one. That was submission. Like it or not, it was.
October 29th, 2007 at 11:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Why would I shut up on what’s supposed to be a no women allowed forum, cunt?
October 30th, 2007 at 12:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d01049f32a62
Read what I have said: “Sorry man, what thread is this? I dont believe I have told you or any other man for the matter to “go elsewhere”. Seriously.”
That was not “apologising”. Dont be pedantic with regards to the use of the word “sorry”. It can be used as a polite gesture. For example when you say “I beg your pardon, I’m sorry, can you repeat that again?” Do you view that as a sign of submission? Fuck, are you that fucking stupid?
I would like for people like Wolfe to comment. They know english well and are perhaps best apt to refute your bullshit.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
See. You aren’t an alpha male. Ha. You want someone else to fight your battle.
Yeah, that’s submission. Don’t believe me? Say someone you despised came up to you and said something to you in a rude manner, but you didn’t hear i. What do you say? a. I beg your pardon, I’m sorry, can you repeat that again? or b. What the fuck did you say?
Chances are you would go with b. You know why? Cause to do other wise would be a sign of submission.
Submission isn’t a bad thing though. If it’s called for it’s called for. Submit to your bosses demand for a deadline if you want the job, submit to the rules of a school if you wish to remain enrolled, and in your case submit to a random person on the internet to maintain ‘manly’ status on a website.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 2963e11061bb5
Oh god, you are fucking retarded. I was asking them(Wolfe) to comment because of his predilection in the english language. I dont see anything wrong with that. “Fight your battle”? - What an overkill of a reaction.
Wait, you are using warped reasoning. Someone I despised? Didnt I clarified that I respected Mike? Was he being rude? No. If a man was being rude or condescending towards me, I would have fought back. He asked for a clarification and thus I responded politely. Submission? Like I said, if THAT is what you call submission , sure. You are a woman and are thus inherently stupid.
Wow, is that the ONLY path to go? Am I hearing you right Clair? Are you being fucking moronic? So I can conclude straightoff that if your boyfriend or the men in your lives dont respond as such, they are “submissive” straight off? Wow, straight off the whore’s mouth.
*Yawns*. Dont pull the wool over me, bitch. You have been hitting back at the men whenever we say you wanted “submissive beta males” and here you are saying “submission isnt a bad thing”. What a fucking hypocrite.
I dont have to maintain a “manly status” by being rude and condescending. If you notice, every man here is polite to every other man. It is a code of honour amongst the brotherhood.
Now cut the horseshit about submission Clair. Get new material. Why the fuck are you rehashing the same bullshit over and over again? Are you jealous that I show a fellow man respect ? You are fucking sick to even consider “courtesy” as “submission”.
There is a difference between a nice guy and a gentlemen. I am a gentlemen but I am not a nice guy. Why? A nice guy is submissive and weak. A gentlemen just upholds the code of honour and chivalry. I dont presume you would know these things… because you are a woman… and are thus retarded.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:51 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Aww, poor little MansVoice. So stunted in philosophical growth.
Really, WHAT part of the womans brain makes it inferior to a mans brain? Please, do enlighten me. The human brain makes you who you are. So, do tell.
Or if it is simpler for you, spill me a bit of psychological evidence since you say you are not familiar with even basic neurology. They can easily over lap.
October 30th, 2007 at 1:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 78e5f8aa67d98
I am stunted in “philosphical growth”. Spare me the ad hominems and address my replies.
But let us go with your premise for the moment.
How am I in any way “stunted”? I am a Valedictorian with near perfect grades and good ECs to boot. I have been on panels which covered numerous themes such as “geopolitics” to “national defence” and have engaged reputable professors and senior politicians at their level. I dont think you have achieved as much as I do in highschool or college so spare me the “philosophical bullshit”.
What part of the woman’s brain you ask? Having a brain doesnt mean shit if you dont know how to use it. But let us go into science shall we?
Men, whose brains are generally larger. One such study showed that men have larger brains than women, a 100 gram difference after correcting for body size
Evidence : To determine if there was a link between gender and intelligence, and perhaps between brain size and intelligence, Rushton and a colleague analyzed the Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) scores from 100,000 17- and 18-year-olds.
G-factor
When Rushton and colleagues weighted each SAT question by an established general intelligence factor called the g-factor, they discovered that males surpassed females by an average of 3.6 IQ points.
For example (from the NYT article):
Among college-bound seniors who took the math portion of the SAT in 2001, for example, nearly twice as many boys as girls scored over 700, and the ratio skews ever more male the closer one gets to 800, the top tally. Boys are also likelier than girls to get nearly all the answers wrong.
Something you don’t often hear when people are whining about the “unfairness” SAT score disparities.
Back to Chavez:
For years, feminists have tried to explain away these achievement differences by suggesting girls are not encouraged properly to pursue math and science. Lately, some have even started blaming how these subjects are taught: too much emphasis on competition and being “right,” too little on collaborative learning and nurturing self-esteem.
That and the fact that women are being pumped with estrogen making them think with emotions instead of “logic and deduction”.