A Woman’s Version of Self-Reliance
A woman with self-reliance is like a bowling ball rolling down the street. You don’t need to pay attention to it unless it’s your bowling ball or your car in the way. If either of those are true, get your running shoes on or your credit card out. You’re about to pay for a fuck up.
No matter how many signs there are in front of an out of control bowling ball — telling it to turn around, shut the fuck up, or not return the calls of a guy who will only let it see his penis in the dark — the bowling ball won’t notice. Bowling balls are as dense as trash-compacted shit.
So are women.
Women and bowling balls will destroy anything in their path to satisfy their compulsive greed. Women crave attention and bowling balls crave speed; both will destroy lives, children, and their marriage to get more. Women are unlike bowling balls because no matter how drunk you get a bowling ball, you can’t fuck it. Like mine, your dick is way too big.
A woman’s version of self-reliance is fucking up so much on her own, she doesn’t have to ask for help. Someone has to physically force “help” up her metaphysical ass.
Women don’t have the man-brains suited for problem solving like men do. That’s why women have only invented like two things and neither was something that had a compass on it for convenience. What the fuck would a woman ever need with a compass? They don’t even know how to use them.
“Does the direction pointing at me tell me which way I’m going?”
That depends. Does it point to Retard Town?
A woman with “self-reliance” is one who is in denial and locked into a life-long scavenger hunt with no clue what her first mystery item even looks like.
1. Competence.
All a woman has to do to solve a problem is open her mouth. That’s where the old saying comes from, “A man in time saves nine.” Like when a woman doesn’t ask her husband if it’s safe to back out of a parking space at 20 miles an hour with platform sandals haphazardly on her feet and whilst on a cell phone — or when she doesn’t ask a man what it means to “make a right when the fucking internet directions say to make a right?”
A man in time saves nine.
Women who are “self-reliant” are really just silent time-bombs of cluster fuck, waltzing around making problems big enough for ten men when one man could have fixed it easily by himself an hour ago. When it comes to a full-fledged fuck up like a rear tire that is now a backseat, or dinner reservations that are now off by an hour, ten men have to fix it.
One man could have fixed either in the first place by not letting a woman drive. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are as obsessed with self-reliance as Dumbo was with his magic feather. The only difference between women and Dumbo is that in order to make Dumbo fly, we have to suspend our disbelief. In order to make women independent, we have to put Starbucks on every corner so they can’t possibly get lost, make everything free including loans and credit cards, and reverse numbers so that “children raised by single mothers are eight times more likely to go to prison” actually means “less likely”.
Just look at all those school shootings. According to prison statistics, those would have been less likely to happen if those children had been raised by single men. Women can’t even be reliant properly.
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And yes my Father would deserve that.
Ha! Thank you for proving my point. At the very least your self-proclaimed master can attempt an argument although it is in the male nature to act aggressively when feeling that his manhood is threatened. Even he lowers himself to accusing woman of being feminists or whores.
What about your mothers boys?
How would they feel knowing you think this about them?
Unless your comfortable calling your mother/sister/grandmother an “Egg infested cunt” don’t start thinking its ok to use it on the rest of the gender.
Think how she would feel.
You useless, inane fuck.
Shut up you egg infested cunt.
This article bores me. I am a Successful, Intelligent, University educated woman and your inarticulate, evidence-less and obviously inherently sexist arguments will only prove to ostracize you from enjoying the company of the opposite sex and unless every single one of you who read this article are raving homosexuals (The Homo-social tendencies of this website insinuate that) then you will miss the physical/general company of woman if these views are made apparent. (Woman find sexism a revolting turn off)
Your neanderthal-like view of the world saddens me as it proves that there are still inferior human beings on this planet.
Oh and just for you information I drive a BMW, have the ability to do basic work on it myself and have never been involved in a car accident.
Also in relation to another article, contrary to popular belief woman enjoy sex, we just don’t enjoy our overweight salesman husbands flopping roughly on top of us, sweating profusely and satisfying themselves in two minutes. It isn’t our fault that a large amount of the male population are sexually inadequate and inherently selfish. I have also never cheated as I find it classless and below me. I believe in sexual empowerment, not in a manipulative way nor am I a Whore. My partner of three and a half years can attest to this.
I also don’t like pussy as I’m sure I am about to be accused of and I don’t identify as a feminist. Feminism is unnecessary as we, as females, have been given the opportunities now to take ourselves out of the hole that in previous centuries men dug for us. Don’t let this comment anger you, it is true, now let it pass.
Websites such as this are like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Men have sexist ideas about women – Women fight back in anger – Mens egos are hurt and feel the need to protect their manhood – Men have sexist ideas about women.
Comments from people such a Ryan7 such as “Your post is not worth reading…cunt. And I suppose you’re highly “educated” since you cant even read a simple sign like “no women allowed”. Eat crow dumb shit bitch and fuck off this site pathetic cunt.” are also essentially boring. They do nothing to assist in a debate and also help lower the caliber of intelligence on this site. The homosocial notions of a “No woman allowed” environment is like a metaphorical daisy-chain of men jacking each other off.
You wouldn’t want that now would you, boys?
Although I understand that there are woman out there in the suburbs that gossip like slack mouthed snakes and spend their whole lives involved in their children and their image (Distinct memories from my suburban private school are floating up) and also woman who have the intelligence of a pencil, marry abusive mother-fuckers, allow themselves to be treated like whores and get knocked up with three kids they cant support themselves. Don’t forget though that bending over each and every one of these woman is the bored cheating salesmen husband with a gut and a bald spot who cant find it in himself to give his children the time of day nor attempt an attentive conversation with his wife or the slack, abusive asshole who finds great delight in beating something physicaly inferior to him to make himself feel like the bigger man who will probably just end up getting ass fucked in some prison in the back blocks of nowhere or driving some fucking truck.
Conversations like this annoy me. People in general are shit, be it man or woman but instead of attempting to better themselves, be it with intelligence, image or lifestyle they sit around feeling sorry for themselves and thinking up grand ways to make themselves feel better.
Get off your ass and open your mind.
I think this closed approach at judging the female race is dull. To not appreciate that there are woman in this world who are qualified to argue against this inarticulate bullshit . Half of the retorts have been based around suggesting said unseen woman is fat or a feminist. To have pride in your femininity is not an insult. Kathy personally I think you should have your vagina repossessed. If you don’t have the insight to take advantage of your gender then you don’t deserve it. You are obviously intelligent yet also an insult to man kind.
Woman have forgotten their gift, their power and that is sad but its also sad to see frustrating, close-minded men, with such high levels of pent up homoerotic aggression having access to a device such as a website where you can encourage such thoughts. Get over this little foray into sexist behavior and do something about the pathetic state of your life.
this bloke is a genius. man made evrything of importance. women have thier say through the feminist movement and men have to lisen to it as women,quite rightly ,have the freedom of speech. however women seem to forget that men have the same right whenever something is said that is offensive” or doesnt agree with thier feeble little minds.so in closing; women if you dont like the male dominated conversation, or the male dominated world you happen to inhabit, SHUT THE FUCK UP, DO THE DISHES AND GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH!!!!
Is it a wonder why men are empowered? Why would they need this sight unless they feel there own reality slipping from underneath them. If single men raised their children then it would be less likely that those school shootings would have happened… Reference this… Oooh yes is this the shoulda woulda coulda been a father but I was to selfish and I had my own life sorry country did I let you down…. Men speaking on the evils of woman… All it is is you losing your power. All you have over us is violence… and the mighty always fall…. keep it up … talk your shit… i am like coal under pressure…. keep pressing keep fighting make me stronger and better then you! that’s what happens when try to keep any being down…
You’re like a shit under pressure…
Brainless cunt.
The only reason you are able to survive under pressure is because you let ALL of your male counterparts get you in the middle of a gangbang and I heard that you have superior skills to suck dick, so come suck my dick so I can cum in your mouth, and after you get through with sucking my dick, you need to have a Coca-Cola, and smile and shut the fuck up. Get @ me when you are ready to use your mouth for other reasons than talking shit, I’ll put you to work and I’ll collect ALL earnings because you will be my bottom bitch and have to sit in the back seat because you are not worthy to sit next to me in the front seat. You should learn how to shut up and just sit there while grown folks (MEN) are talking and taking care of business. You punk ass females bring a lot of shit on yourself and you deserve to be treated as the shitbags that you are, especially you (personally) and by the way, IRON MY SHIRT, BITCH.
P.S. Do you eat pussy? Because if you do, I’ll pimp your ass out to women, too.
Not sure what you mean by “sight”, but anyways I dont want you on my team.. cause you fuck everything up!!
men are not responsible for the horrible things that happen in this world woman are because they raise them, and they did a horrible job…and did you say they let their country down??????????????? is that one of your deceitful, manipulative tactics to gain control?? cause it sounds familiar.
Yes, truth. Well said, kathy.
no one? ok good stfu then
Women’s rights movement began from 1840’s all the way to 1920’s when it was finally in effect. Thanks to many intelligent and brave women who devoted their life to this cause. It is because of them that women have a voice, they are able to vote get properly educated and they also fought to open the first birthcontrol clinic,(how many women can you think of that use contraceptives responsibly and not end up being prego before the age of 18?) better working conditions for women etc. These were all alien ideas which they fought hard and bravely for. Now women have the freedom to do whatever they want as far as what men do to be equal.
So why the fuck do we need “feminists”? I am a female and I can tell you that there is nothing that another woman is going to help me do or do better.. because I simply do not need it. HAHA we don’t need feminists in this age and thankfully we will never need them again. So why do females insist on bonding with other females on this subject?? BECAUSE THEY ARE LAZY!!!! Everything they are trying to achieve has already been done. Women have been given a voice, and now they need to use it to say something that is not completely retarded so they can prove themselves equal. The idea of feminism is sooo contradictory. For example you say that women are equally as intelligent as men but when they have an opinion about something that may offend other females like I am doing they are less of a woman and are expected to trade in their vaginas for a penis…or get enough death stares from the women in the room to make them eat their words..they are a female before they are intelligent human beings. You cannot achieve equality by excluding females from males. This makes no sense.
Another reason for feminism..the need to control other women. Women are malicious towards each other because unlike most men they want to be in a monogamous relationship. If another woman is in their territory she will be called a slut/whore etc. The same way if you do anything that is not girly or feminine like being gentle and kind towards female friends, or whatever girly experience you feel you had to conform to, you have broken the code of being a female and you are shunned. That was just one example but you get the picture. Basically anything you do that they don’t agree with..I call these people psychic vampires. They feed on your emotions to get what they want. And they do NOT do this because they are women and they are limited, because thanks to some people women can do anything, but they do this because they are lazy and it’s an easy way to get what you want, from men AND women.
To say that all women are more sensitive and they understand each other on a level that men cannot understand, is demeaning and insulting. To give women talents that doesn’t exist (and if it did what good would that do me? And men are also capable of it) is not helping women achieve nearly as much as what men have achieved (materially, intellectually etc.) and they will have no influence on the world around them.
It is true that when you first enter the workforce men will look at you as a woman first even to this day. But the point is you are there and you have to prove yourself worthy if what you say is true and you are just as capable as a man it should not be hard. That’s what I would consider women’s movement today.
So does feminism work? Yes you can personally gain from it however it is not for the betterment of females around the world. It is a cowardly way to benefit from their vulnerability. Sadly many women do realize this but they don’t speak up, because like I said how can a female speak against feminism?? This is why it works. Well all you feminist can speak for yourself. I have my own definition of what a woman being equal to a man is and it’s not being your bitch. Some
women that have profited from this brainwashing: Tyra Banks, Oprah..The View..i don’t know wtf that is but a bunch of women sitting in a circle and saying stupid shit. These women have profited from something that’s been achieved already by the before mentioned hero’s. They make you believe that women need the help and support of Tyra Banks to raise their confidence and make a difference in their life??
By the way there are women in parts of the world who still live in the 1800’s and are denied basic rights such as health and education. (So all you spoiled cunt feminists that are complaining about squat, STFU and use your highly sensitive emotions and your equally powerful brains to solve issues that actually exist) as opposed to the ones that exist in you tiny selfish brains.
If you want to comment please do I want to know what you think
And if you’re a female please don’t say something thats gona make me want to kick you in the face I’ve had my daily dose of airhead fake arrogant bitches approach me because they missed the “BITCH FUCK OFF! ” sign on the back of my shirt.
You tell em kathy. Its good to see not all women agree with those feminist cunts.
nass/shun whoever u are stop commenting on here under diff names…no one cares about ur posts anyways they dont really raise a point and its annoying.
There are some women no matter how you try to hate them, deep down your heart you can only admire them because they have achieved so much even at a younger age. Keep up the good work of saving peoples lives ‘nass’ and to all the hard working women. ‘Shun’ you too!
I am sorry to know Ryan7 can’t read as well. Go back and read what i wrote and would know how uneducated you are!!! I did not write what you are claiming i wrote anywhere.
Your post is not worth reading…cunt. And I suppose you’re highly “educated” since you cant even read a simple sign like “no women allowed”. Eat crow dumb shit bitch and fuck off this site pathetic cunt.
He doesnt remember wtf you said cuz it makes no sense at all. if it was important it would be worth remembering..but its not..HAHAAA
Why do you allow women to even share their stupid mind here? Men are best period!
The dumb cunt nass said “it beats my mind how men can…”, to which I replied below.
Ryan7, are you educated at all? Go back and read what i wrote. i wrote “it beats my mind how the better creatures allow the inferior ones to manipulate them” i did not write “can” any where.
Whatever nass bitch, your post is still shit made up by your shit feminist brain, that’s my point….cunt.
First you need a mind you dumb pedophile cunt.
This site is a joke!!
No, you are a joke….cunt.
I will clarify what they mean by women are manipulative. women act dumb they do stupid things and when they are caught they dont admit to their mistake and own up to it, instead they will put a guilt trip on you, harass you, make it seem like ur behavour is unacceptable, u r aninsensitive asshole, and make you feel like a social outcast, and that you dont deserve to have the same respect as everyone else for disagreeing with them or for pointing out their mistakes etc. until men either give up say they were wrong and your right (when what theyr really thinking is: this will shut her up or its been too long since the last time iv had sex). and women think this is fair game. and with all of this b.s. they demand equal rights. which I have no problem with but if this is what you call equal rights then i have to say it is a little scary.
I agree I think to say that one sex is better than the other is dum statement. but you cannot argue with me and say that women are smart creatures. whether they are or not may be mystery, but what is for certain is they insist on acting like chicken head retards in public. all the stupid teachers iv ever had: females, every stupid and friend iv had: female, and every dum human iv come across in my life: female. I can give you many many examples I have evidence. If there is any i have to proof. any female out there who can respond DIRECTLY, please do.
all the men that are insulting women here are extreamly stupid. I have heard some men say women are manipulative and it beats my mind how the so called “better” creatures allow the inferior ones to manipulate them. How much more stupid can some men be. You are your own problems so solve it!!!!
they freak out because they have no control over any situation or anything that goes on in their lives and they know it.