A Woman’s Version of Self-Reliance
A woman with self-reliance is like a bowling ball rolling down the street. You don’t need to pay attention to it unless it’s your bowling ball or your car in the way. If either of those are true, get your running shoes on or your credit card out. You’re about to pay for a fuck up.
No matter how many signs there are in front of an out of control bowling ball — telling it to turn around, shut the fuck up, or not return the calls of a guy who will only let it see his penis in the dark — the bowling ball won’t notice. Bowling balls are as dense as trash-compacted shit.
So are women.
Women and bowling balls will destroy anything in their path to satisfy their compulsive greed. Women crave attention and bowling balls crave speed; both will destroy lives, children, and their marriage to get more. Women are unlike bowling balls because no matter how drunk you get a bowling ball, you can’t fuck it. Like mine, your dick is way too big.
A woman’s version of self-reliance is fucking up so much on her own, she doesn’t have to ask for help. Someone has to physically force “help” up her metaphysical ass.
Women don’t have the man-brains suited for problem solving like men do. That’s why women have only invented like two things and neither was something that had a compass on it for convenience. What the fuck would a woman ever need with a compass? They don’t even know how to use them.
“Does the direction pointing at me tell me which way I’m going?”
That depends. Does it point to Retard Town?
A woman with “self-reliance” is one who is in denial and locked into a life-long scavenger hunt with no clue what her first mystery item even looks like.
1. Competence.
All a woman has to do to solve a problem is open her mouth. That’s where the old saying comes from, “A man in time saves nine.” Like when a woman doesn’t ask her husband if it’s safe to back out of a parking space at 20 miles an hour with platform sandals haphazardly on her feet and whilst on a cell phone — or when she doesn’t ask a man what it means to “make a right when the fucking internet directions say to make a right?”
A man in time saves nine.
Women who are “self-reliant” are really just silent time-bombs of cluster fuck, waltzing around making problems big enough for ten men when one man could have fixed it easily by himself an hour ago. When it comes to a full-fledged fuck up like a rear tire that is now a backseat, or dinner reservations that are now off by an hour, ten men have to fix it.
One man could have fixed either in the first place by not letting a woman drive. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are as obsessed with self-reliance as Dumbo was with his magic feather. The only difference between women and Dumbo is that in order to make Dumbo fly, we have to suspend our disbelief. In order to make women independent, we have to put Starbucks on every corner so they can’t possibly get lost, make everything free including loans and credit cards, and reverse numbers so that “children raised by single mothers are eight times more likely to go to prison” actually means “less likely”.
Just look at all those school shootings. According to prison statistics, those would have been less likely to happen if those children had been raised by single men. Women can’t even be reliant properly.
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December 10th, 2007 at 2:28 am - IP Man-Hash: a72104e741b22
Like when women dress themselves. The only thing they understand about dressing themselves is “it has to be short” and “it has to be tight”, and who gives a fuck about colour, style or class. Just going to the pub is like walking into a Russian circus dressing room.
*D3C*
December 10th, 2007 at 4:37 am - IP Man-Hash: ef16c27e53942
“Does the direction pointing at me tell me which way I’m going?”
That depends. Does it point to Retard Town?
Lololololol.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 51cb7508a7f6d
You see the stupid bleeding twat cant think for itself
It asked itself the same thing twice in a row hahahahaha
December 10th, 2007 at 10:17 am - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
If you could take the visual of a woman smacking herself in the ass with a rusty spigot, ramming it up a couple-a feet and turning it on till a fountain of feces, polyps and maggots spilled out…
If you could take that visual, and turn it into a sound… that is what you sound like.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
ha, awesome.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
So because women don’t need the help of any of you, we are all bombs waiting to go off?
Untrue, I would rather not have to rely or depend on someone else for something I know that I am perfectly competent to do myself.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Congratulations. You’ve just proved the point of the article.
-Dick
December 10th, 2007 at 3:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9fd8719717410
I hope the men here can understand that Dick is trying to make money (and doing a fine job) and does not necessarily entirely feel as harsh about women as he comes off. I hope young men do not enter this site looking to these remarks in order to learn the right way to think about and speak to women.
I wish the women would quit saying that they are better for the sole reason that they are capable of childbirth, when it is something women are just born with and they have very little control over the process (although it may be an emotional and physically draining process).
For both men and women: instead of compromising human morality by being cruel to one another, why don’t we look at Dick’s website and book as a bit of humorous satire.
We will always find things that men are ‘better’ at than women (and vice versa), but that does not make them ‘better’ in general. This discussion of which gender is better (or stronger or smarter) is ridiculous. The strength of mankind relies upon the cooperation of both genders. Where one may be strong at a time the other is weak - and working together creates a mighty powerful thing.
December 10th, 2007 at 4:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27fb9e731dbb9
FAIL
Across all politically correct spectrums the truth must out. Lets just tell the truth and be done with it. The *only* reason we are here is we are tired of the girl power, oprah, princess syndrome.
Its time for a reality check and Dick is leading the charge, once agin.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Women are better than men. You fucked up your domain name when you registered it, fuckwit. That proves men are stupid.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Every time male goes for a piss, it touches its wierdo penis, and according to surveys, it rarely washes it’s piss covered hands. So it strokes its stork when it has a piss; that’s why the male is obsessed with rooting. It doesn’t really know what the stork is for on a spiritual level - it thinks it’s for releasing beer, and prodding it into a different looking species (female), though it isn’t really QUITE sure what the fuck it’s doing.
Why do men thing like beer? It tastes like shit. The male thing drinks beer when it is thirsty, but beer is an alcoholic beverage, which means it’s actually DEHYDRATING
December 10th, 2007 at 7:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Every time male goes for a piss, it touches its wierdo penis, and according to surveys, it rarely washes it’s piss covered hands. So it strokes its stork when it has a piss; that’s why the male is obsessed with rooting. It doesn’t really know what the stork is for on a spiritual level - it thinks it’s for releasing beer, and prodding it into a different looking species (female), though it isn’t really QUITE sure what the fuck it’s doing.
Why do men thing like beer? It tastes like shit. The male thing drinks beer when it is thirsty, but beer is an alcoholic beverage, which means it’s actually DEHYDRATING the geniuses.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Firstly, why should we wash our hands? We learn not to piss on them as part of potty training, and when we learn something, it stays learnt, because we’re men.
Secondly, spiritual level? There’s no such thing. The whole concept is just another way of flattering a lass into leaving her knickers on the floor next to our boots.
and lastly, beer tastes like shit to you, because its a man drink. You’re not a man, so don’t drink it. When a man says he’s thirsty and grabs a beer, it means he’s thirsty for beer, not dehydrated.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: adb99796489a1
Clearly the only one here that doesn’t know what a dick is for is you. Mine pisses and fucks on a spiritual level that you’ll never even dream of. If I had a dime for every time a woman wanted a dick, be it part of their own body or one to suck on, I’d own the world. Heck, even a penny would do it.
And even when a woman does get a dick to play with, she has no clue how to work the thing and has to be trained anyway. I’m sure most men can attest to that.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: adb99796489a1
Also I want to note that I wouldn’t accept the money anyway, since I work for mine. And, men don’t pee on their hands, do women? I hope not.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 793c32a752029
Another woman that has a head case of cock envy. Can’t stop talking about the cock.
According to which surveys? The fairyland feminist surveys where guys tell them that they piss on their own hands? God you must be a fucking nightmare for psychologists trying to understand your mental deficiencies.
I find it amusing how you assume that men don’t know what the fuck we are doing in the sack. Coming from the gender renowned for starfish techniques, I hardly see how you can be qualified to know fucking anything about sex.
You quite obviously don’t know fucking anything about male social habits. We drink beer because its SOCIABLE, not because we are thirsty. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either a woman (who probably hasn’t had a beer in her life) or a complete pussy of the Vodka Cruiser drinking kind.
*D3C*
December 10th, 2007 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
You’re all fuckwits for replying to my comments, peniles. I read your shit replies, looking for some intelligence; as usual, I need to get out my magnifying glass (useful for other searches) to search for a sign of a life form in any of your rants. Obviously, your dicks are out of commission today; why do you think the top bit of a penile is called the “head”. Too much pulling. We have more powerful orgasms than you fuckwits. Suffer, morons. The definition of thirst is dehydration, basically, for you dogs, meaning “loss of water”. Beer will not rehydrate you, fools. It will DEhydrate you, and then you have to go and piss and miss the bowl again because your brains are confused as to why you’re still thirsty. I have a georgeous, 6′ 2″ God boyfriend who screams and moans when I fuck him, and he is beautiful. He spins me out he is so devine. You wankers are useless.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
You fucking cunt. Piss off arsehole. I drink Bundy, maggot. Beer is pissweak, and gives you cunts your so attractive fat beer guts. And you can’t get it up after too many beers.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
I’ve tried beer. It tastes like shit. I have a cock - my boyfriend’s. I can have it whenever I want. It’s beautiful. He even had the balls to confide in me that he thought he needed a bigger dick. I nearly fell over - his penis is perfect, and I told him that. A man with sensitivity - something that most of you pigs are clueless about. Probably Karma.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: eae6840fabe35
Maybe you should check http://www.womenarebetterthanmen.com.
That proves you are stupid.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7f77c842578c
Agreed, why are there so many loserish PC beta fucks with the usual “equality” crap coming in? Or are they just women?
December 10th, 2007 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Ladies as always, this site is totally off. Julia Gillard is the acting Prime Ministeress in Australia. Good one, scrotes. I love Kevin Rudd. There are some intelligent men things around; good things take time to appear and enjoy. I’m sick of this bullshit website. I might get a hacker friend to fuck around with it, but we’re too busy making websites and making money. Good for a laugh, though. It’s been . . . . fucked up in the (scrote) head. Remember to peel back your 4skins and wash away all that lovely shmagma . . . “Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up” . . . . . . . “I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found”
December 10th, 2007 at 8:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Don’t take the shmagma comment personally, children. It’s part of your life. And don’t bother writing childish comments about vaginas. If you don’t like vaginas, go fuck a scrotes arse, maggots.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Hey, Danny. Nice name. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I like the form plugin. I might get it, or write my own. The preview is pretty cool. I guess with a “bagging women” site, you people don’t think about anything else. Very limited brains.
As I said in the post, if you read it using your brain ???, the domain name registered was incorrect. It shouldn’t exist in the first place. Do you get it, or are you still confused about my post. Just read it again - you’ll get it eventually.
December 10th, 2007 at 9:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Maelstrom, sweetie, you contradicted yourself. I have your posts logged in the forums under:
Forums/Anectodal Evidence/Teen Mommies: A Case Study
I’d recommend going there if you want to see why people find you so unlikeable. I understand that girly-girls have some difficulty comprehending what they say - much of it is just recordings of whatever you’ve read in the tabloids or a female superiority pamphlet. Nonetheless, despite your apparent physical and mental underdevelopment, you are chronologically an adult and will find that such self-obsession will just make you even more bitter and spiteful over your insufficient pampering. Of course, if you really are so spiritual and pious as you girly-girls claim you are, you can at the very least come to the realization that we are all born with a clean slate. It is only our actions and not our gender that determines how our karma - and I assure you that being a egocentric hypocrite will only make your life worse.
As excess begins to thin out, you’ll find that people will judge you by your character and treat you as the garbage you are. At the very least, embrace the understanding that currently you are at your pinnacle - the peak of your superficiality.
December 10th, 2007 at 9:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: f8c2ecac66d1a
And?
You do realize the key ingredient in urine is concentrated ammonia, which is an industrial strength cleaner and disinfectant?
Why are women obsessed with men washing their hands after taking a piss, when 10 minutes later these same women will put said penis in their mouth?
btw by removing all sources of bacteria from your life you are causing your own demise by
1) removing stimulus from your immune system that keeps in working efficiently
2) by exposing mass amounts of bacteria to cleansers and disinfectants needlessly you are creating resistant strains…
this means that you are going to have a weak immune system when bacteria resistant to countermeasures attack that will turn your vital organs to mush, while we sensible folk might get the sniffles for a few days…
btw if you didn’t intentionally misspell your handle it is “maelstorm” not “strom”.
It has already been stated, but I will reiterate,
by failing to exercise competence in your posts in this thread you have proved the thread true.
December 10th, 2007 at 9:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: eae6840fabe35
Can someone explain to me what three question marks and a comma means?
December 10th, 2007 at 10:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: e77148148f7db
Hey D hope you’re feeling better after Vegas. Heard you were in hospital but are now out. Keep up the great blog.
Cheers,
Arbman
December 10th, 2007 at 10:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
I couldn’t agree more with you, but from where i stand, and even if Dick’s book gets spread around, the media will take care of it (book and site) and turn it into a pile of crap, or a bad joke. The day women started to reach universities, they also had gained their ticket to get in control and more and more women are getting decisional jobs. Medias are just full of them.. Add the whipped husbands, the sex starving assholes ready to give anything for a hummer, the ones still in wonderland thinking women are so respectful (…), there’s just not only women against us, but also the ones women could turn against us, or the one just not fully awakened. So i say, FUBAR.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2b28d30123cf8
This is the plan. Boycott american women for everything other than sex. When im good and ready to have a kid ill go get some chick from some where like Kyrgystan.Then if the chick wants to end up being a cunt ill just boot her ass the fuck out and raise the kid myself. God knows id fucking do way better. I woulndt even have kids but….thats a loss of man points. Its what we are made to do….
December 10th, 2007 at 11:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 09d8247963bdb
Oh look out the fuck is tough because he can mix some cola with his hardcore rum. I’d still be able to get up and wipe the floor with your sorry excuse for an arse you fucking fairy.
*D3C*
December 10th, 2007 at 11:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 09d8247963bdb
*replace he with she
She just sounded so much like a man with all the expletives.
*D3C*
December 10th, 2007 at 11:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 463ef770b32fd
“that “children raised by single mothers are eight times more likely to go to prison” “->
This statistic reflects more heavily on the men that walk out on their families or otherwise ruin its dynamics. That’s what is was meant to emphasize. The need for men to not ditch what they start. You need to travel the country and see how many men don’t finish what they start off. It’s way worse in other places and their society suffers as a consequence.
Also, you should wash you hands after you pee because you TOUCHED YOUR GENITALS! If a chef grabbed his penis and then used the same hands right afterwards to prepare your meal, the restaurant would be shut faster that you can say “safety violation.” And why? Who knows what diseases he may have or what else lurks! Not exactly like rubbing your arm.
Also, the reason the court and adoption agencies hesitate at giving children over the single men is because of the HIGH RISK OF ABUSE, both sexual and physical. And don’t be stupid and say (as mention in Dick’s other posts) who cares if a female gets raped for a man pleasure, she’ll get over it. These are little girls and these are little boys as well. It is about power. Unless we say these men like both. They move on like locust from child to child, REGARDLESS OF SEX and it is almost ALWAYS someone IN THE FAMILY.
You can go and hunt down and stats you want. I am speaking from real, hard-core experience. I actually know what I am talking about and am NOT SPEAKING on hypotheticals. If you would stop being so offensive and opened your eyes to the world, you may one day have people that open up and tell you how painful and real this is.
“It is better to walk alone than in bad company.”
December 11th, 2007 at 12:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
Fortunately, I don’t have to hunt down stats, since it’s a pretty well known fact that 70% of child abuse cases are perpetrated by women. Nice try though.
I think we can all agree with the quote “It is better to walk alone than in bad company.” So do us a favor and fuck off the website.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 09d8247963bdb
Wrong. Women leave men because the law is completely biased. They know they will have complete financial support from the husband and the government plus they will keep any children. Why the fuck would a man purposefully put himself into financial hardship? It’s a massive risk for men to get married and have children, but for women they have a good chance of benefiting from the whole thing.
Do we tell you how to keep yourself clean Sophia? No, because we don’t give a fuck. No one is asking you to lick our fingers clean or eat our prepared food so just shut the fuck up about it.
I’d like to see the source of these statistics. While you are busy finding those supposed facts you might also want to find out how many rape cases have recently been overturned on surfacing DNA evidence, because women have a chronic habit of crying wolf and the courts listen every time.
Sorry one person’s experience does not constitute a valid argument. And you could be making it up to get attention, which is another thing women do extremely well. We also wish to “walk alone” on this website and would appreciate if you take your “bad company” the fuck off this website as well.
*D3C*
December 11th, 2007 at 12:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 09d8247963bdb
Great man-minds think alike.
*D3C*
December 11th, 2007 at 12:26 am - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
Might be a bit of a non sequitur, but whatever:
Girls are rather fond of telling me that they “don’t know why I’m single.” They figure girls “would be lined up around the block” for me.
Stop that shit. You don’t believe it, I don’t believe it and it’s a load of crap. If you arn’t offering to fix it, don’t bring it up. I’m single because I’m busy, and don’t have the time or effort to spend on hacking out romance. I’ve a career or two to worry about. It’s called progression, which is something romance isn’t.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 463ef770b32fd
Mark,
From reading your comment, I can tell you this. You live a small little sheltered life, quivering and scared to have your own experiences. I have lived these experiences, Moron. I have spoken and met other people who have had these same ones. They are all at the hands of males and some of the victims are males. Your stat prob is including neglect. And as per my research, it is :
“This last statistic is unfair because it includes child neglect, in which mothers are named at rates that are absurd given that women accused of child neglect are almost always single mothers. The fathers who abandon their children are almost never convicted of child neglect. Still, the statistic shows the current state of affairs.”
Your stat is pulled from this site which pretty much declares that men, overall, abuse more. The links are below and reflect pretty much what I HAVE ACTUALLY EXPERIENCED in real life. The men that I have met that have been abused as children? Abused by other men.
http://www.findcounseling.com/journal/child-abuse/child-abuse-statisti cs.html
http://www.findcounseling.com/journal/child-abuse/abusers.html
So, Mark, nice try? Pfft, barely. You should stop being pathetic and sniveling and try facing the outside world. Better yet, face yourself.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 463ef770b32fd
Why not go to Kyrgystan now? What are you missing here? What are you scare of or attached to? No one will miss you here in America, trust me.
“They shook the dust off their sandals and left.”
December 11th, 2007 at 1:02 am - IP Man-Hash: e38c884de5290
Foolish how women try to handle everything on their own just to prove a point. This reminds me of when Dick wrote about a woman avoiding good advice like the plague cause’ she thinks she’s independent and doesn’t need advice from anyone. It’s one thing to be able to handle something on your own. It’s another to refuse help/advice to assert yer independence.
This scenario proved how stupid my sister was. Or some female acquaintance. I only remember it was female from some years back:
Sister: What’s this? (pointing to my soda can)
Me: Don’t drink it.
Sister: Ha I don’t take orders from NOBODY! ‘Specially not you! (drinks from the can)
Me: Heh.
Sister: (spitting contents of can everywhere) Why didn’t you fucking tell me there was bugs in there?!
Me: (evil grin)
Not a case with good advice, but close enough. I can’t be bothered to remember any case of female incompetence at the moment.
It’s really irritating how we’re portrayed like rapists and serial killers when they don’t even give fathers a chance to raise their kids. I doubt even old dudes can stand next to a child without someone thinking he’s a pedophile.
You have all these female teachers having sex with their students now all over the media. A boy, at a mental hospital I got stuck at, was sexually abused by all his sisters and mother. Women get a slap on the wrist when they murder their already born children and babies. There’s even abuse caused by Munchausen By Proxy. Where a woman PURPOSELY inflicts severe illness in her own children so she can get attention and feel like a Saint for taking care of an ill child.
Now if that, as well as everything on womenbehavingbadly.net, is not physically, mentally, and sexually abusive, I don’t know what is.
Funny how you’re probably here because you find all of these articles to be an injustice based on stereotypes, yet it appears you side with the bullshit that all men are violent rapists. Appears.
For those unfamiliar with Munchausen By Proxy, here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome
December 11th, 2007 at 1:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 729790d004e9a
Why do poofters act like women, and why do lesbians act like scrotes? Work it out, dickheads.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:37 am - IP Man-Hash: eae6840fabe35
The site says women overall abuse more and then says that it is unfair.
That doesn’t mean that men overall abuse more, it means that women overall abuse more because there are too many single mothers. For the ‘fathers who abandon their children’ that you want to blame this on…The vast majority of divorces are initiated by women, not men.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 729790d004e9a