A Woman’s Version of Self-Reliance
A woman with self-reliance is like a bowling ball rolling down the street. You don’t need to pay attention to it unless it’s your bowling ball or your car in the way. If either of those are true, get your running shoes on or your credit card out. You’re about to pay for a fuck up.
No matter how many signs there are in front of an out of control bowling ball — telling it to turn around, shut the fuck up, or not return the calls of a guy who will only let it see his penis in the dark — the bowling ball won’t notice. Bowling balls are as dense as trash-compacted shit.
So are women.
Women and bowling balls will destroy anything in their path to satisfy their compulsive greed. Women crave attention and bowling balls crave speed; both will destroy lives, children, and their marriage to get more. Women are unlike bowling balls because no matter how drunk you get a bowling ball, you can’t fuck it. Like mine, your dick is way too big.
A woman’s version of self-reliance is fucking up so much on her own, she doesn’t have to ask for help. Someone has to physically force “help” up her metaphysical ass.
Women don’t have the man-brains suited for problem solving like men do. That’s why women have only invented like two things and neither was something that had a compass on it for convenience. What the fuck would a woman ever need with a compass? They don’t even know how to use them.
“Does the direction pointing at me tell me which way I’m going?”
That depends. Does it point to Retard Town?
A woman with “self-reliance” is one who is in denial and locked into a life-long scavenger hunt with no clue what her first mystery item even looks like.
1. Competence.
All a woman has to do to solve a problem is open her mouth. That’s where the old saying comes from, “A man in time saves nine.” Like when a woman doesn’t ask her husband if it’s safe to back out of a parking space at 20 miles an hour with platform sandals haphazardly on her feet and whilst on a cell phone — or when she doesn’t ask a man what it means to “make a right when the fucking internet directions say to make a right?”
A man in time saves nine.
Women who are “self-reliant” are really just silent time-bombs of cluster fuck, waltzing around making problems big enough for ten men when one man could have fixed it easily by himself an hour ago. When it comes to a full-fledged fuck up like a rear tire that is now a backseat, or dinner reservations that are now off by an hour, ten men have to fix it.
One man could have fixed either in the first place by not letting a woman drive. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are as obsessed with self-reliance as Dumbo was with his magic feather. The only difference between women and Dumbo is that in order to make Dumbo fly, we have to suspend our disbelief. In order to make women independent, we have to put Starbucks on every corner so they can’t possibly get lost, make everything free including loans and credit cards, and reverse numbers so that “children raised by single mothers are eight times more likely to go to prison” actually means “less likely”.
Just look at all those school shootings. According to prison statistics, those would have been less likely to happen if those children had been raised by single men. Women can’t even be reliant properly.
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That last comment was just odd. It says alot about you…
Anyway, Im just here, like I said, coz this place intrigues me. Its very different. and after talking to some really nice people, they explained to me things i’ve never even really thought of. its a whole new world to me.
but if its all the same to you, id rather not engage in any form of discourse with you. I’d rather not interact in any way with someone that can say/type something like that and intend to disturb the receiver - with nothing but a malice motive.
Hahahaha i’m glad you liked the very last comment I made, it felt great when I typed it.
Dont you worry pumpkin, my nerves are strong and fine.
But yours? Why would you be here unless you have something weird about you?
I’ll play along if you tell me why you really here?
Well, Id like someone to tell me if i spelled my name wrong. I wasn’t being mean. I obviously struck a nerve with you somehow, I dont know how, maybe I accidently bruised ur ego by saying u spelled something wrong, i dunno.
I really must have bust your ego, cause now ur reassuring urself that ur smarter then me…buddy u could be. i dont care, i just like anthropology, is that so wrong?
Anyway, hate is very dangerous, once ur addicted to the chemicals ur body produces whilst in stages of anger, its hard to break free. This leads to mental, health and consequently social problems.
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you call me mean? Look at the internet, its completly full of women conspiring and scheming with paranoid delusions against their devoted men who are more than likely perfectly good guys. “Most” women talk themselves and eachother into thinking “men” are the decievers but its because they cant stop thinking about cheating themselves and what a better target, the guy who isnt twenty cocks.
Dont believe me?
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Cheat-Partner-Deal-846/cheating-lieing.htm
thats just one, there are thousands of sites like this one that only appeal to the “hate” “women” have for men.
Telling me how to spell isnt being mean? Well I think most men agree, if some guy tried to show me how to spell a word i think i would just punch him across the face and tell him spell that!
Curious? If you think you’re even somewhat smart, than you would know most of learning comes from listening not talking, observing not telling guys how to spell.
Its ok, i’m smarter than you anyway, you dont even understand “hate” outside of some trendy hippy-liberal catch phrase ; “Love not Hate Man”
Haha thats more laughable than watching a retarded girl getting ass raped
Im not being mean. Im just curious. And no, I didn’t google anthropology, I just love that stuff. Tis loadsa fun. Im not gay, Im hetrosexual.
Hm..u came here to hate women? I was beginning to think that this site isn’t about that. hm..
Hate feels good, but it is bad for you. Just a heads up. :)
What did you do? Google anthropology? haha neandertal is my version of the truth stupid. I didnt come here to feel better about women, I came here to hate them and it feels so good clair. Hate feels so good. Especially if it kills your little butterflies and cross eyed inbred ponies.
Just who are you anyway clair, are you gay? Why am I being mean? Why are you?
Why are you being mean? I like Neanderthals. I LOVE Neanderthals, homo erectus, Australopithecus africanus, australopithecus robustus, homoflorensis, name some more I cant think of, I love them all. I would just like to know the reasoning behind you name.
(P.S- If it does have something to do with Neanderthals..you spelled it wrong. Just bringing it to ur attention)
Clair my name rocks so fuck you
Still, Id like to know why you chose that name.
Men! These are fat chiks who love to fight because all men do is tell them how fat and ugly they are! They think this is love! HAHAHA
Again, pissing us off is one of their manipulating sociopathological instincts so stop feeding the dumb cows! Like any chik with a healthy self-esteem would come here just to fight with men like us!
Amen. Maelstrom is disgusting.
I’m ashamed.
No, but I’ll happily trade you misguided and offended for uneducated and disgusting.
Maelstrom is another Aussie chick? What about Sophie? Another Aussie?
Classics. Well done Zardoz.
*D3C*
Sort of like when big sister is asked to babysit she’s acting parent? How empowerment!
Why are you still here then?
The term is smegma, and I pity any male offspring you may have, if the reason you tell them to bathe properly is so you can suck on them you repuslive skank. Although if your boyfriend is unwashed, that explains what he’s doing with the likes of you.
Childish game of “no returns-ies” much? We love vagina’s, that are kept clean and don’t smell like a bucket of prawns left in the sun for a week. Bathing and hygiene is why men don’t need to wash our hands after not pissing on them unless we work in the public food sector.
Wrong. Men have “more powerful” orgasms, women compensate for this by being capable of multiple ones.
Wrong again, buy a dictionary. The definition of being thirsty is no more dehydration than the definition of being hungry is starvation.
My guess is its more the weight of yer fat arse riding him that causes the screams and moans.
Sure it was sensitivity and not the fact he couldn’t feel anything without swinging it around inside your dufflebag like a batter limbering up for the pitch?
A tough talking, bundy swilling Aussie chick with a disgusting nasty gutter vocabulary and obviously poor education. I’m guessing you’re from some classy suburb like Jacana or Broadmeadows. What a lovely piece of work. The very epitome of the worst example of Australian women. (Think Magda Szubanksi in the “Michelle and Ferret” comedy sketch from Fast Forward.) Thank god the sweeping majority are absolutely nothing like this.
Yet you are wasting your time to talk to a bunch of “bitter and twisted” men. How wonderful.
Only because you women are so fucking lousy at it. I might as well go and fuck my bath tap, it interacts more than a woman does in the bedroom.
I know I wouldn’t want my kids to be around such a foul mouthed incompetent wench such as yourself. They are likely to lose an eye with the way you swing your shit around.
How do you know why men drive V8’s? Are you a man? Of course not, because men have the sense to shut the fuck up when they have nothing useful to say. You clearly are a man hater, when you don’t know anything about the men that died in the accident yet you call them fuckwits. Ever heard of “never speak ill of the dead”? That’s common courtesy, whore, something your 2-bit hooker mum never taught you. Now fuck off this site.
*D3C*
Yeah, because scrotes are violent dogs. Who wants their kids to be around that? Check the stats - men are the power tripppers. They commit more crime, more males are in jail, start more wars, etc, etc, etc. The list of male crimes is endless. They drive V8 cars because they think it reflects who they are. It’s a fuckin CAR for God’s sake. Gets you from A to B - it’s not a car race. 4 fuckwit males incinerated in an accident in Australia, all over their fucked egos. Great. The mothers will be in massive agony, blaming themselves. The fathers will be crying - real men do cry, arseholes.