A Woman’s Version of Self-Reliance
A woman with self-reliance is like a bowling ball rolling down the street. You don’t need to pay attention to it unless it’s your bowling ball or your car in the way. If either of those are true, get your running shoes on or your credit card out. You’re about to pay for a fuck up.
No matter how many signs there are in front of an out of control bowling ball — telling it to turn around, shut the fuck up, or not return the calls of a guy who will only let it see his penis in the dark — the bowling ball won’t notice. Bowling balls are as dense as trash-compacted shit.
So are women.
Women and bowling balls will destroy anything in their path to satisfy their compulsive greed. Women crave attention and bowling balls crave speed; both will destroy lives, children, and their marriage to get more. Women are unlike bowling balls because no matter how drunk you get a bowling ball, you can’t fuck it. Like mine, your dick is way too big.
A woman’s version of self-reliance is fucking up so much on her own, she doesn’t have to ask for help. Someone has to physically force “help” up her metaphysical ass.
Women don’t have the man-brains suited for problem solving like men do. That’s why women have only invented like two things and neither was something that had a compass on it for convenience. What the fuck would a woman ever need with a compass? They don’t even know how to use them.
“Does the direction pointing at me tell me which way I’m going?”
That depends. Does it point to Retard Town?
A woman with “self-reliance” is one who is in denial and locked into a life-long scavenger hunt with no clue what her first mystery item even looks like.
1. Competence.
All a woman has to do to solve a problem is open her mouth. That’s where the old saying comes from, “A man in time saves nine.” Like when a woman doesn’t ask her husband if it’s safe to back out of a parking space at 20 miles an hour with platform sandals haphazardly on her feet and whilst on a cell phone — or when she doesn’t ask a man what it means to “make a right when the fucking internet directions say to make a right?”
A man in time saves nine.
Women who are “self-reliant” are really just silent time-bombs of cluster fuck, waltzing around making problems big enough for ten men when one man could have fixed it easily by himself an hour ago. When it comes to a full-fledged fuck up like a rear tire that is now a backseat, or dinner reservations that are now off by an hour, ten men have to fix it.
One man could have fixed either in the first place by not letting a woman drive. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are as obsessed with self-reliance as Dumbo was with his magic feather. The only difference between women and Dumbo is that in order to make Dumbo fly, we have to suspend our disbelief. In order to make women independent, we have to put Starbucks on every corner so they can’t possibly get lost, make everything free including loans and credit cards, and reverse numbers so that “children raised by single mothers are eight times more likely to go to prison” actually means “less likely”.
Just look at all those school shootings. According to prison statistics, those would have been less likely to happen if those children had been raised by single men. Women can’t even be reliant properly.
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Of course, but I am a fan of traditional homes where the man is the bread winner and the woman minds the house. I must stress however for this to work she must be competent and she must not bitch. These two qualities are near fucking impossible to find in women these days.
*D3C*
Point well received - A woman should handle the chores although I believe that a man can help out when possible.
*This scenario only occurs if the wife is out working as well.
Oh, and I guess that would make you more “qualified” than me to speak your mind. If I may inquire, How old are you exactly, because cussing is for teenagers that do not have a fully developed vocabulary.
I’d much rather have it done for me. I challenge anyone to come home from an 8-10 hr shift and feel like cooking, when there is a woman there to do it for you. She has to be capable of course.
*D3C*
I love how you’re a mere 13 year old and you don’t know any better.
Enjoy your stay missy.
I agree - My dad does the cooking at home(most of the time) and he cooks better than my mum.
Oh, so that makes it ok for you to be mean… right? I love how much intergrty you have!
Who’s being homophobic? Hell, I swing both ways… if/when I find a chick worthy of me that is.
You are defending your country for one. Start with defending the women that come on this site and post at least. Everything else in here you feel the need to defend yourself. You need to clarify yourself over and over again. You’re going to read this and automatically have the urge to respond right?
Just let shit go if I don’t agree with you.
Same could be said towards any other part of this site, if that’s how you’re going to play it. So fuck off.
Honestly, you’ll want to cook your own food. The best chefs in the world are men (imagine that), so given a little practice, you’ll be able to cook better than most women. Treat yourself and cook up man-meal.
I like it when you know when to shut the fuck up(which is rare in women), cook my food, iron my clothes and generally avoid being incompetent.
*D3C*
Clair is right, that was mean and uncalled for.
Oh…I know what you mean. Yup. I can be like that for sure, but Im never ever like that unless its really eating at me.
But yeh..I know what you mean. Your paining a negative image of us tho..we’re not as bad as u seem to think. We just don’t let people walk all over us with out going down in fight first.
Tell me, since I know what u dont like about us, what do you like about us?
I don’t find it funny. That kind of behaviour is really homophobic, and thats one of the LAST things we need in this day and age.
Um, ok..I don’t know where you got where i was defensive from, but ok. If anything, you came off as ill-disposed towards me.
I mean any position which threatens their current social status and/or their current attention level from the males in the room. If you threaten either of these you can expect the girls to bite back viciously and without warning, further embarrassing themselves and everyone they are with.
*D3C*
yeah, it’s funny. And for you to be so offended by something that doesn’t apply to you i’m sure kinda makes it funnier.
Seriously, reading your whole retort back to me, you need to relax a bit and stop getting so defensive.
Why do 99% of the chicks that come here get so wound up? I mean, what good comes from it? Perhaps I’ll never understand this.
:P way to bring in the tourists…
Hmm, I don’t drink. But Ive never been in a full blown fight, tho, I almost did, but I’d never hit someone first.
Im not sure what you mean by compromising position, but, if someone wants to start on me, Im not gonna back down. Is that what you mean?
lol
Aussie chicks think they and their opinions are far more important than they actually are. Americans have a reputation of being loud but if you stick an Aussie chick in a compromising situation and/or throw some alcohol and insults into the mix, you better watch out because they throw massive hissy fits.
For example, I was at the pub one night then suddenly a girl had her stilletto off and was about to stab another chick in the eye. At the same time there was another bitch fight going on on the other side of the room with chairs being thrown. Classy girls, real classy. At least take it outside so the rest of us can enjoy the social atmosphere.
*D3C*
Thank you, :P Im sure you’ll love it.
Yeah, hm, maybe if they had nice people to talk to, like i did, they would see it a bit different.
lol, I see.
:P Gee thanks, I wont.
Oh do you? GOOD!
Honestly, I could care less what you resent and don’t resent.
Oh, it doesn’t cloud my opinion on your country as a ‘whole’.. just the women I’ve seen talk oh-so-intelligently on here.
Tell you what Clair, from everything I’ve seen and heard, I fully plan on visiting Australia one day, because it seems awesome.
As far as women coming here calling everyone fags… they are just angry and lashing out in a way they think will offend the men here. Surely they must know that men thinking they are better doesn’t make them gay? If they don’t realize that, then they are dumb. Either way, they prove MABTW.
If only they knew they were incapable of actually offending the men here with witless insults, though it does make for a fun game sometimes throwing the insults back ;) .
Good to have you back Clair. Don’t let people being mean to you dissuade you of your curiosity.