A Woman’s Version of Self-Reliance
A woman with self-reliance is like a bowling ball rolling down the street. You don’t need to pay attention to it unless it’s your bowling ball or your car in the way. If either of those are true, get your running shoes on or your credit card out. You’re about to pay for a fuck up.
No matter how many signs there are in front of an out of control bowling ball — telling it to turn around, shut the fuck up, or not return the calls of a guy who will only let it see his penis in the dark — the bowling ball won’t notice. Bowling balls are as dense as trash-compacted shit.
So are women.
Women and bowling balls will destroy anything in their path to satisfy their compulsive greed. Women crave attention and bowling balls crave speed; both will destroy lives, children, and their marriage to get more. Women are unlike bowling balls because no matter how drunk you get a bowling ball, you can’t fuck it. Like mine, your dick is way too big.
A woman’s version of self-reliance is fucking up so much on her own, she doesn’t have to ask for help. Someone has to physically force “help” up her metaphysical ass.
Women don’t have the man-brains suited for problem solving like men do. That’s why women have only invented like two things and neither was something that had a compass on it for convenience. What the fuck would a woman ever need with a compass? They don’t even know how to use them.
“Does the direction pointing at me tell me which way I’m going?”
That depends. Does it point to Retard Town?
A woman with “self-reliance” is one who is in denial and locked into a life-long scavenger hunt with no clue what her first mystery item even looks like.
1. Competence.
All a woman has to do to solve a problem is open her mouth. That’s where the old saying comes from, “A man in time saves nine.” Like when a woman doesn’t ask her husband if it’s safe to back out of a parking space at 20 miles an hour with platform sandals haphazardly on her feet and whilst on a cell phone — or when she doesn’t ask a man what it means to “make a right when the fucking internet directions say to make a right?”
A man in time saves nine.
Women who are “self-reliant” are really just silent time-bombs of cluster fuck, waltzing around making problems big enough for ten men when one man could have fixed it easily by himself an hour ago. When it comes to a full-fledged fuck up like a rear tire that is now a backseat, or dinner reservations that are now off by an hour, ten men have to fix it.
One man could have fixed either in the first place by not letting a woman drive. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are as obsessed with self-reliance as Dumbo was with his magic feather. The only difference between women and Dumbo is that in order to make Dumbo fly, we have to suspend our disbelief. In order to make women independent, we have to put Starbucks on every corner so they can’t possibly get lost, make everything free including loans and credit cards, and reverse numbers so that “children raised by single mothers are eight times more likely to go to prison” actually means “less likely”.
Just look at all those school shootings. According to prison statistics, those would have been less likely to happen if those children had been raised by single men. Women can’t even be reliant properly.
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December 10th, 2007 at 7:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 51cb7508a7f6d
You see the stupid bleeding twat cant think for itself
It asked itself the same thing twice in a row hahahahaha
December 10th, 2007 at 10:17 am - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
If you could take the visual of a woman smacking herself in the ass with a rusty spigot, ramming it up a couple-a feet and turning it on till a fountain of feces, polyps and maggots spilled out…
If you could take that visual, and turn it into a sound… that is what you sound like.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
ha, awesome.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
So because women don’t need the help of any of you, we are all bombs waiting to go off?
Untrue, I would rather not have to rely or depend on someone else for something I know that I am perfectly competent to do myself.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Congratulations. You’ve just proved the point of the article.
-Dick
December 10th, 2007 at 3:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9fd8719717410
I hope the men here can understand that Dick is trying to make money (and doing a fine job) and does not necessarily entirely feel as harsh about women as he comes off. I hope young men do not enter this site looking to these remarks in order to learn the right way to think about and speak to women.
I wish the women would quit saying that they are better for the sole reason that they are capable of childbirth, when it is something women are just born with and they have very little control over the process (although it may be an emotional and physically draining process).
For both men and women: instead of compromising human morality by being cruel to one another, why don’t we look at Dick’s website and book as a bit of humorous satire.
We will always find things that men are ‘better’ at than women (and vice versa), but that does not make them ‘better’ in general. This discussion of which gender is better (or stronger or smarter) is ridiculous. The strength of mankind relies upon the cooperation of both genders. Where one may be strong at a time the other is weak - and working together creates a mighty powerful thing.
December 10th, 2007 at 4:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27fb9e731dbb9
FAIL
Across all politically correct spectrums the truth must out. Lets just tell the truth and be done with it. The *only* reason we are here is we are tired of the girl power, oprah, princess syndrome.
Its time for a reality check and Dick is leading the charge, once agin.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Women are better than men. You fucked up your domain name when you registered it, fuckwit. That proves men are stupid.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Every time male goes for a piss, it touches its wierdo penis, and according to surveys, it rarely washes it’s piss covered hands. So it strokes its stork when it has a piss; that’s why the male is obsessed with rooting. It doesn’t really know what the stork is for on a spiritual level - it thinks it’s for releasing beer, and prodding it into a different looking species (female), though it isn’t really QUITE sure what the fuck it’s doing.
Why do men thing like beer? It tastes like shit. The male thing drinks beer when it is thirsty, but beer is an alcoholic beverage, which means it’s actually DEHYDRATING
December 10th, 2007 at 7:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Every time male goes for a piss, it touches its wierdo penis, and according to surveys, it rarely washes it’s piss covered hands. So it strokes its stork when it has a piss; that’s why the male is obsessed with rooting. It doesn’t really know what the stork is for on a spiritual level - it thinks it’s for releasing beer, and prodding it into a different looking species (female), though it isn’t really QUITE sure what the fuck it’s doing.
Why do men thing like beer? It tastes like shit. The male thing drinks beer when it is thirsty, but beer is an alcoholic beverage, which means it’s actually DEHYDRATING the geniuses.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Firstly, why should we wash our hands? We learn not to piss on them as part of potty training, and when we learn something, it stays learnt, because we’re men.
Secondly, spiritual level? There’s no such thing. The whole concept is just another way of flattering a lass into leaving her knickers on the floor next to our boots.
and lastly, beer tastes like shit to you, because its a man drink. You’re not a man, so don’t drink it. When a man says he’s thirsty and grabs a beer, it means he’s thirsty for beer, not dehydrated.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: adb99796489a1
Clearly the only one here that doesn’t know what a dick is for is you. Mine pisses and fucks on a spiritual level that you’ll never even dream of. If I had a dime for every time a woman wanted a dick, be it part of their own body or one to suck on, I’d own the world. Heck, even a penny would do it.
And even when a woman does get a dick to play with, she has no clue how to work the thing and has to be trained anyway. I’m sure most men can attest to that.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: adb99796489a1
Also I want to note that I wouldn’t accept the money anyway, since I work for mine. And, men don’t pee on their hands, do women? I hope not.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 793c32a752029
Another woman that has a head case of cock envy. Can’t stop talking about the cock.
According to which surveys? The fairyland feminist surveys where guys tell them that they piss on their own hands? God you must be a fucking nightmare for psychologists trying to understand your mental deficiencies.
I find it amusing how you assume that men don’t know what the fuck we are doing in the sack. Coming from the gender renowned for starfish techniques, I hardly see how you can be qualified to know fucking anything about sex.
You quite obviously don’t know fucking anything about male social habits. We drink beer because its SOCIABLE, not because we are thirsty. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either a woman (who probably hasn’t had a beer in her life) or a complete pussy of the Vodka Cruiser drinking kind.
*D3C*
December 10th, 2007 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
You’re all fuckwits for replying to my comments, peniles. I read your shit replies, looking for some intelligence; as usual, I need to get out my magnifying glass (useful for other searches) to search for a sign of a life form in any of your rants. Obviously, your dicks are out of commission today; why do you think the top bit of a penile is called the “head”. Too much pulling. We have more powerful orgasms than you fuckwits. Suffer, morons. The definition of thirst is dehydration, basically, for you dogs, meaning “loss of water”. Beer will not rehydrate you, fools. It will DEhydrate you, and then you have to go and piss and miss the bowl again because your brains are confused as to why you’re still thirsty. I have a georgeous, 6′ 2″ God boyfriend who screams and moans when I fuck him, and he is beautiful. He spins me out he is so devine. You wankers are useless.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
You fucking cunt. Piss off arsehole. I drink Bundy, maggot. Beer is pissweak, and gives you cunts your so attractive fat beer guts. And you can’t get it up after too many beers.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
I’ve tried beer. It tastes like shit. I have a cock - my boyfriend’s. I can have it whenever I want. It’s beautiful. He even had the balls to confide in me that he thought he needed a bigger dick. I nearly fell over - his penis is perfect, and I told him that. A man with sensitivity - something that most of you pigs are clueless about. Probably Karma.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: eae6840fabe35
Maybe you should check http://www.womenarebetterthanmen.com.
That proves you are stupid.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7f77c842578c
Agreed, why are there so many loserish PC beta fucks with the usual “equality” crap coming in? Or are they just women?
December 10th, 2007 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbf7cc99f3cc1
Ladies as always, this site is totally off. Julia Gillard is the acting Prime Ministeress in Australia. Good one, scrotes. I love Kevin Rudd. There are some intelligent men things around; good things take time to appear and enjoy. I’m sick of this bullshit website. I might get a hacker friend to fuck around with it, but we’re too busy making websites and making money. Good for a laugh, though. It’s been . . . . fucked up in the (scrote) head. Remember to peel back your 4skins and wash away all that lovely shmagma . . . “Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up” . . . . . . . “I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found”