The Second Step is Admitting It
Unlike women, men can be a whole shit load of things over the course of their lives — and all without relying on government quotas or miniskirts. To men that’s an important difference.
We can accelerate in academia for one, we can also become top businessmen in sharp looking suits, or we can simply be good parents. That’s our prerogative as men: whatever we want and however we want to do it.
However, while exercising so much responsibility, we men, from time to time, can also be wrong.
Not in the way that women are wrong, of course. The way a man can be wrong is like placing the fork and knife on the wrong side of the plate. Who cares, everyone still eats. The way that women are usually wrong is by throwing the flatware in the pool, burning dinner, and then playing the period card like its Uno.
Uno! Great. As if women have ever had more than one card.
It’s a widely bullshit myth that men can’t admit they’re wrong. Men admit they’re wrong all the time. There’s more than three billion men in the world right now all taking care of business and responsibilities at lighting fast speeds and in a million different directions. With all that man power flying around fucking of course The Noid is eventually going to show up and ruin a pizza or two. There’s nothing wrong with that. The only thing wrong is the bullshit myth.
No, men admit their wrong. And when they do, they’ll make it right and that’ll be the end of it.
See that’s the first way that men are better than women at admitting they’re wrong. To a woman, being wrong is a two out of a three step process — just like everything else in a woman’s life: two out of three. There’s the fuck up, which they make plenty of, from their history degrees to their mixed fucking signals to their prison pen pals; then there’s the admitting it. And that’s where a woman’s journey ends in a maelstrom of tears and snot and attention. Men on the other hand cross that goal line of absolution and fix the mistake. They take care of it, and they clear their permanent record of jackass doings.
So why don’t women go all the way? It’s not a big deal to fuck up. Besides it’s not like women have any metaphorical ball to drop anyway. What man gives a woman control over her finances? Please. That’s laughable.
The answer is that women don’t fix their mistakes because all women think they’re fucking perfect. Perfect like fucking Nicole Kidman in The Stepford Wives or perfect like that finger stab guy in Aliens, whoever you want, women think that’s them. Who the fuck knows why. Some kiss-ass douche bag that they dated for six months too long or their mother probably told them at some point. Who cares. Whatever the reason, when a woman fucks up her whole goddamn life and psycho self-image crumbles around her like a gingerbread house in May. Then comes the waterworks and then the serious life-change and positive attitude which lasts about a fucking hour and a half. And all the while we men have to put on our tool belts (figurative or actually literal tool belts) and get down to some serious un-fucking up.
You know what the problem is. It’s that men are so good at admitting their wrong and women are so fuck terrible at it that they don’t even notice when it actually happens. They’re waiting for the crying and the screaming and the ten minutes of secret eye-rolling.
The fact of it is though, that men are so smooth at admitting they’re wrong, sometimes no one even notices at all. And really, isn’t that exactly how its supposed to be.
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“so true”, that’s a brilliant point. As I was reading it I was going to respond with “women do say ‘I’m sorry’, however, it is always followed by an ‘if’ thus rendering it completely worthless.”
Imagine my surprise when I read the following from, Female.
“I’m sorry if this offends you.”
That’s a non-apology. That’s a non-apology and it’s the only kind of apology that a woman can make. Women can’t grasp the notion of humility or remorse. They’re truly a vile lot and Female has yet again proven just how low women will sink to destroy a human spirit. That’s all they can do.
You’re absolutely spot on on everything. Thanks for posting.
-Dick
“l sincerely hope l dont go to me grave before l hear a woman utter the intolerable reality of existing in a man’s world, namely… l am sorry, l was wrong, l accept RESPONSIBILIY.”
They really are incapable of confessing it. They have been taught, no screeched at for so long by the feminasties that they are “perfect” and “victims” that is is impossible for them to be incorrect.
Rest in Peace, brother.
For god sake, women do say these words when their warranted. Clearly, you’re just always in the wrong. And can’t see it either. I’m sorry if this offends you. Easy.
A bit bluntly stated, but hey 1000 man point for speaking the unvarnished awful truth. All you ever need to know you are correct in your characterisations of women is that they get defensive then offensive. You know… touching a raw nerve causes shreiks of protestation.
l think l will prolly go to me grave never ever hearing a female utter the words “l am wrong” or “l am sorry.”
Which really is a bit sad. Do women have any understanding of the power of those words. The act of taking responsibility totally deflects any other attacks. When you say “sorry” or “l am wrong” or “you are right” that is the swift and decisive END of the matter. For now we can MOVE ON to the SOLUTIONS and IMPROVE the situation. Rather than wallowing into perpetuity. No need to speak 100k self validfating rhetorical rationalisations which only make you feeling a bit half arsed and breeds resentment in the other party, when a few words will wrap the thing up to EVERYBODY’S satisfaction.
Sometimes l wounder if women actually want resolution, solution, satisfaction. Sometimes l think that they just want perpetual complaint as a way of feelling better about the oh so deliterious injustice of being born female in a man’s world.
You want to make it your world… you gotta take responsibility. Until you do you can only ever live in the shadows. These sort of comments upset the weak willed and feeble minded and frankly, excepting a Phillipino dump scavenging 5 yr old girl, l dont really care. The incredibly well off westerners who complain about the oppressive existence of wanton consumption, aspirational living and navel gazing self absorption generate no empathy in my mind.
l have noithing but the utmost admiration for women who just puyt there heads down and get it done. The women who camplain that its a man’s world yet would find living in a man’s world for more than 5 minutes to be completely intolerable are the one’s who dont deserve our time nor attention.
l sincerely hope l dont go to me grave before l hear a woman utter the intolerable reality of existing in a man’s world, namely… l am sorry, l was wrong, l accept RESPONSIBILIY.
If you ignored the females what would you have left to talk about? You wouldnt get to bitch or say ‘blow job’ nearly half as much.
CB
“It’s occasionally referred to as the “Borg collectiveâ€?.
The man is making millions by pandering to the permanently perplexed.
He should recommend blow-jobs as a form of psychic mental therapy.”
You would do well to follow your own examples jason.
I have a suggestion: Instead of replying to ANY of the females in here, we just ignore them. God, that pisses them off! Seriously, that pisses them off!
Once again Mr. Masterson, you have hit the nail squarely upon the head. I think this inability of the lesser gender stems from another shortcoming: their steadfast refusal to “deal with it”, where “it” refers to any situation where things don’t go exactly to their specific liking. Men have respect for other people (even most women, though it is largely unwarranted) and to that end we take immediate and unwavering responsibility for any action that results in a negative outcome. This is a form of dealing with the proverbial “it”. We recognize that we made a mistake somewhere along the line and we do what we can to minimize the fallout from said mistake. This can also be referred to as accountability, something women know squat about.
Filthy rich moronic genius? I can do nothing but tip my glass to a man who takes cliches and metaphors that are so hackneyed even 5 year old boys call bullshit on them, and dress them up with psychobabble horseshit, then shovel them by the truckload into the vacuous gaping maws of the female “mind”. The term “female mind” has also been used as an allegory in modern science fiction.
It’s occasionally referred to as the “Borg collective”. The man is making millions by pandering to the permanently perplexed. He should recommend blow-jobs as a form of psychic mental therapy.
Dick, you have an excellent point. You can count on a man to come up with a brilliant, yet subtle way to profit from wymyn’s eternal oppression.
Moron or filthy rich genius?
He’s a man after all, surely he knows from a lifetime of experience that women’s problems are all molehills and princess complexes.
You’re too right about everything else.
-dick
Talking to women and getting them to understand large, deeply meaningful concepts like ‘Just tell them the truth’ or ‘Why don’t you fix it instead of bitching about it?’ is akin to teaching chickens to touch-type. If women just got on with the job without whining, who would pay them all that attention? Who would actually listen? Most of men’s fuck-ups end up as humourous anecdotes you regale to your mates down at the bar. Women end up on the couch at 200 bucks an hour and solve NOTHING. Why is their an OPRAH and not a MICK? Cos men just don’t give a shit about problems that happened in junior high. They’ve moved on with their lives.
As for that Dr Phil moron…