The Second Step is Admitting It
Unlike women, men can be a whole shit load of things over the course of their lives — and all without relying on government quotas or miniskirts. To men that’s an important difference.
We can accelerate in academia for one, we can also become top businessmen in sharp looking suits, or we can simply be good parents. That’s our prerogative as men: whatever we want and however we want to do it.
However, while exercising so much responsibility, we men, from time to time, can also be wrong.
Not in the way that women are wrong, of course. The way a man can be wrong is like placing the fork and knife on the wrong side of the plate. Who cares, everyone still eats. The way that women are usually wrong is by throwing the flatware in the pool, burning dinner, and then playing the period card like its Uno.
Uno! Great. As if women have ever had more than one card.
It’s a widely bullshit myth that men can’t admit they’re wrong. Men admit they’re wrong all the time. There’s more than three billion men in the world right now all taking care of business and responsibilities at lighting fast speeds and in a million different directions. With all that man power flying around fucking of course The Noid is eventually going to show up and ruin a pizza or two. There’s nothing wrong with that. The only thing wrong is the bullshit myth.
No, men admit their wrong. And when they do, they’ll make it right and that’ll be the end of it.
See that’s the first way that men are better than women at admitting they’re wrong. To a woman, being wrong is a two out of a three step process — just like everything else in a woman’s life: two out of three. There’s the fuck up, which they make plenty of, from their history degrees to their mixed fucking signals to their prison pen pals; then there’s the admitting it. And that’s where a woman’s journey ends in a maelstrom of tears and snot and attention. Men on the other hand cross that goal line of absolution and fix the mistake. They take care of it, and they clear their permanent record of jackass doings.
So why don’t women go all the way? It’s not a big deal to fuck up. Besides it’s not like women have any metaphorical ball to drop anyway. What man gives a woman control over her finances? Please. That’s laughable.
The answer is that women don’t fix their mistakes because all women think they’re fucking perfect. Perfect like fucking Nicole Kidman in The Stepford Wives or perfect like that finger stab guy in Aliens, whoever you want, women think that’s them. Who the fuck knows why. Some kiss-ass douche bag that they dated for six months too long or their mother probably told them at some point. Who cares. Whatever the reason, when a woman fucks up her whole goddamn life and psycho self-image crumbles around her like a gingerbread house in May. Then comes the waterworks and then the serious life-change and positive attitude which lasts about a fucking hour and a half. And all the while we men have to put on our tool belts (figurative or actually literal tool belts) and get down to some serious un-fucking up.
You know what the problem is. It’s that men are so good at admitting their wrong and women are so fuck terrible at it that they don’t even notice when it actually happens. They’re waiting for the crying and the screaming and the ten minutes of secret eye-rolling.
The fact of it is though, that men are so smooth at admitting they’re wrong, sometimes no one even notices at all. And really, isn’t that exactly how its supposed to be.
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November 4th, 2005 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: a0c7c73d83830
“so true”, that’s a brilliant point. As I was reading it I was going to respond with “women do say ‘I’m sorry’, however, it is always followed by an ‘if’ thus rendering it completely worthless.”
Imagine my surprise when I read the following from, Female.
“I’m sorry if this offends you.”
That’s a non-apology. That’s a non-apology and it’s the only kind of apology that a woman can make. Women can’t grasp the notion of humility or remorse. They’re truly a vile lot and Female has yet again proven just how low women will sink to destroy a human spirit. That’s all they can do.
You’re absolutely spot on on everything. Thanks for posting.
-Dick
April 6th, 2006 at 4:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ef36cb1ef6e4
This is one article I l can agree with. I do admire the way men tend to admit their mistakes and fix it, no hassles. It is true us women like to bitch about our problems, and it can be to the point of inaction. I don’t know why women act like that, but they do. Perhaps it is just another way of handling our problems? Heck, I don’t know!
Good observation in general.
-Emm
March 1st, 2007 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
That is typical for a woman to say a man is wrong EVERY time. She is just hiding behind the fact that women blame men for everything and never stop blaming. One of my ex’s Amanda would always say how everything was my fault. I worked full time, while i supported the roof over her head some of her clothes, and the food she ate. She said i didnt make enough time for her. I eventually dumped her because she wasnt going to leave me she was just going to bitch about how i wasnt perfect. And if i was perfect she would have said i was bisexual thinking i had some traits of a woman. I realized that nomatter how hard i worked nomatter how many times i bought her flowers because i didnt do something right that she couldnt manage to comunicate to me i was wrong. I guess if theres not a woman thats that way ill live a life along with my money and my adventures.
March 1st, 2007 at 11:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
alone*
May 27th, 2007 at 1:12 am - IP Man-Hash: cfb6dc09b50c1
Women almost never say “i was wrong”. They just change their minds. If it wasn’t for women, there wouldn’t be people! But considering most of the people i meet, it would be like the closing of Jurasic park.
Women cant do anything significant except paperwork, clean up shit, cook, and have more people. If you want to drive a car, use a computer, or ride a ship or plane. guess what, it was built by men. I couldn’t give a shit if we have more people. I saw “Children of Men”. It was boring. Unless a person can amuse me, pay me, or fuck me, i couldnt give a Hell if they existed or not.
Touche’ you say? Guess what, im a man, and if i dont come to work, here is what happens: your car doesnt work. Your computer, furnace, electricity, phone, none of any of that shit will work. Name whatever you want, beeyatch, guess who brought it to you. If, beloved female, you think you can do it better, please do it!!! fill out the form and wait for the phone call. You’re welcome to it. I’ve had my share of hauling buckets of bolts and 100 lbs of welding lead up a hill in 110 degrees to fix some shit, complete with a surly fellow crew of assholes.
Face it, men do all the shit work and wait around hoping to get laid. If men aren’t happy, YOU arent happy. Personally i’m a half step away from the uni bomber lifestyle just as soon as decent wireless internet becomes available. I have a truck, and a camper shell, it grows more tempting every damn day.
May 27th, 2007 at 1:31 am - IP Man-Hash: cfb6dc09b50c1
BTW Mr Dick, what do you think of my post? (Bows before him) If you tell me to get of your site - i wouldn’t like that much.
Love, Heinrich
May 27th, 2007 at 1:36 am - IP Man-Hash: cfb6dc09b50c1
“One of my ex’s Amanda would always say how everything was my fault. I worked full time, while i supported the roof over her head some of her clothes, and the food she ate. She said i didnt make enough time for her. I eventually dumped her because”
Amanda. Ah, Amanda. The 5 minutes of sheer bliss. I spent 12 years with “Miss.American.impossible.Cunt.” You did absolutely the right thing by dumping Ms. completely-utterly- impossible. Forget her and dont look back.
October 14th, 2007 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cff7535f53d1
dick to quote you
“We can accelerate in academia for one, we can also become top businessmen in sharp looking suits, or we can simply be good parents”
How could you call yourself or any man on this site a good parent if you have daughters?
Either you tell them the truth which is they are whores, cunts, stupid and so is their mother and that men will just want to fuck them and never respect them.
Or you can lie and not tell them how you really feel
Either way how is that good parenting? Can’t imagine how a little girl would feel to know her daddy thinks her and all her gender are cunts. and bitches. Thats Horrible
October 14th, 2007 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
This article is god damn true. Women almost never apologise especially to their family members.
October 15th, 2007 at 5:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 27bb4a532c17e
@woman I’m dismayed by your crude language and evident negative view of your sex.
Of course it’s a Dad’s duty to teach his daughter how not to be a whore. That’s probably one of the central duties of a father to a daughter.
He needs to love her, and ensure that she has adequate levels of self-esteem. He also needs to ensure that she isn’t spoiled. It’s a tough line to traverse.
Unguided by fathers, boys will tend to become thugs (also known in the US as Democrats) and women will tend to become whores. This is simple statistical fact.
The tendency can be combated by women, certainly.
-wolfe
October 15th, 2007 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 9ec89969f3583
Not my language or views wolfe the veiws of this site and yes i actually agree with you. I am dismayed too. Obviously you don’t think all women are like this or you wouldn’t have jumped so quickly to defend them good for you I was just showing how these postings could look from a different perspective.
Here are just a few of the beliefs and “crude language” of the site you support , would you show this to your daughters?
All women are cheaters./ Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are./ Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time. = Dick
Their is no womens success. Unless you include the advent of the handjob + mike
See how she tries to shame you with sex, that’s all women care about + Dutch
Run along, sweet-tits. No one will listen to what you say if you don’t put out because it just isn’t worth listening to. You are common, dull, and boring. You do have an entire crowd of sluts to share it with= Doubt
Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it= Dick
No need. There’s waves of airheaded whores everywhere with nothing better to do than gab about their fantasy’s of being attractive to Men. Mansman
Like I said, we call you a WHORE because you are BEING one, fishing for attention like the SLUT that you are. You can CHOOSE not to feel hurt. I personally dont care. I will call you as it is because thats what you are.= mansman
Now fuck off, you stupid little cunt. You don’t know shit, you’re just a slut who uses sex to manipulate the stronger, better men. Really, fuck off. = Doubt
Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!= dick
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day = Dick
Of course, just like any other time a woman opens her mouth, she doesn’t have any fucking clue what she’s talking about.= Dick
HAHAHAHAHA. You trying to be funny, little bitch? Suck it up… or suck me up… bitch. = mansman
You know what would shut you up for good? My cock in your mouth! = doubt
Tell the whore to fuck off! Stupid horseshit opinions are not wanted here.
Are you getting the idea, whore? = mansman
t’s surprisingly easy to train women. As long as you can ignore anything that comes out of their mouths.
-Dick
October 15th, 2007 at 10:11 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
That must have taken a lot of work.
-Dick
October 15th, 2007 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 9ec89969f3583
no
October 15th, 2007 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
Well Mr. Wolfe… it looks damn good on paper. Allow me to put on my Borg voice for a second:
Western culture will methodically rape today’s youth into what it sees fit. Your view will not buy our drugs, watch our programs, or allow us the freedom to do whatever we want, without fear of retribution.
Your view will not encourage rampant purchasing. Our view will not only sell everything from uber-expensive vehicles, to mass-produced displays of musical-ineptness, to salad shooters… whilst subsequently drugging our nations people into a lemming-like state.
You must understand that your views are archaic, and useless. Your view is unfavorable to the collective. Self-esteem encourages thinking and smart choices. Smart choices do not sell. You will be assimilated into American culture. Resistance is futile.
October 15th, 2007 at 1:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cff7535f53d1
” to mass-produced displays of musical-ineptness”
Great quote!
October 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
As opposed to phony human beings, such as your self.
- Rolling Stones - (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
October 15th, 2007 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cff7535f53d1
Sonyad its easy just to throw insults around without making a point, do you have one?
October 15th, 2007 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cff7535f53d1
oops sorry sonyad wrong post my bad
October 15th, 2007 at 2:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cff7535f53d1
However points are better than generalisations. Don’t agree with Wolfe’s but not sure if he phony think he is very real actually.
October 15th, 2007 at 3:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27bb4a532c17e
@woman I’ll have a response for you below.
This is to Sony.
@Sony:
That’s pretty sad, Sony. The insult is significant. You assert that I’m not human, because of my political beliefs. By contrast, I acknowledge you are human, but I certainly can’t commend you.
I’ve never treated you the way you’ve just treated me. Precisely because I value your views, your opinion hurts. Don’t mistake me. It doesn’t hurt much — because I’m a man. I shrug, and I move on. But I think it will give you a perverse pleasure to know that I read what you said and was affected by it. And moved you from the column of !?! to ‘evil’.
Sad because you’re not stupid, and I’d have enjoyed being friends. But you’ve decisively moved yourself well beyond that column.
So be it. You are what you are. Irrational, and, I think, evil. Certainly a nasty piece of work to deny the very humanity in those you disagree with. You’ve made the choices you’ve made, and you’ve chosen to attack me. I shan’t dignify you with much of a response other than this.
I shall continue to treat you with more deference than perhaps you deserve, for that is my nature.
-wolfe.