The Second Step is Admitting It
Unlike women, men can be a whole shit load of things over the course of their lives — and all without relying on government quotas or miniskirts. To men that’s an important difference.
We can accelerate in academia for one, we can also become top businessmen in sharp looking suits, or we can simply be good parents. That’s our prerogative as men: whatever we want and however we want to do it.
However, while exercising so much responsibility, we men, from time to time, can also be wrong.
Not in the way that women are wrong, of course. The way a man can be wrong is like placing the fork and knife on the wrong side of the plate. Who cares, everyone still eats. The way that women are usually wrong is by throwing the flatware in the pool, burning dinner, and then playing the period card like its Uno.
Uno! Great. As if women have ever had more than one card.
It’s a widely bullshit myth that men can’t admit they’re wrong. Men admit they’re wrong all the time. There’s more than three billion men in the world right now all taking care of business and responsibilities at lighting fast speeds and in a million different directions. With all that man power flying around fucking of course The Noid is eventually going to show up and ruin a pizza or two. There’s nothing wrong with that. The only thing wrong is the bullshit myth.
No, men admit their wrong. And when they do, they’ll make it right and that’ll be the end of it.
See that’s the first way that men are better than women at admitting they’re wrong. To a woman, being wrong is a two out of a three step process — just like everything else in a woman’s life: two out of three. There’s the fuck up, which they make plenty of, from their history degrees to their mixed fucking signals to their prison pen pals; then there’s the admitting it. And that’s where a woman’s journey ends in a maelstrom of tears and snot and attention. Men on the other hand cross that goal line of absolution and fix the mistake. They take care of it, and they clear their permanent record of jackass doings.
So why don’t women go all the way? It’s not a big deal to fuck up. Besides it’s not like women have any metaphorical ball to drop anyway. What man gives a woman control over her finances? Please. That’s laughable.
The answer is that women don’t fix their mistakes because all women think they’re fucking perfect. Perfect like fucking Nicole Kidman in The Stepford Wives or perfect like that finger stab guy in Aliens, whoever you want, women think that’s them. Who the fuck knows why. Some kiss-ass douche bag that they dated for six months too long or their mother probably told them at some point. Who cares. Whatever the reason, when a woman fucks up her whole goddamn life and psycho self-image crumbles around her like a gingerbread house in May. Then comes the waterworks and then the serious life-change and positive attitude which lasts about a fucking hour and a half. And all the while we men have to put on our tool belts (figurative or actually literal tool belts) and get down to some serious un-fucking up.
You know what the problem is. It’s that men are so good at admitting their wrong and women are so fuck terrible at it that they don’t even notice when it actually happens. They’re waiting for the crying and the screaming and the ten minutes of secret eye-rolling.
The fact of it is though, that men are so smooth at admitting they’re wrong, sometimes no one even notices at all. And really, isn’t that exactly how its supposed to be.
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There are pussies, there are men.
“back hand across the face” Used to be this thinking was considered Biblical, along the lines of “spare the rod and spoil the child”. No more than twenty years ago, you were considered ’soft’ if you weren’t knocking your wife around and tossing your kids around. Is it a man’s fault that women and children ’squirrel away’ hatred and disrespect when they push us beyond ape shit? Afterall, the ‘the mantle of authority’ is not something we asked for; it is God Ordained.
” Men cant admit their wrong ”
I was wrong this morning. There , Just disproved that quote. Guess what ? i’ll move on in life. i wont dwell and cry for weeks about it. I’ll move on.
Men > women
It’s been months and you still haven’t admitted the fallacy of your comment. Me? I was wrong once. I accepted it, admitted it, and fixed my error within the hour.
Also, caps lock is cruise control for cool.
BIGGEST LIE OF THE CENTURY. ” MEN ADMITTING THEYRE WRONG”—-TRUTH IS - MEN CANT ADMIT THEYRE WRONG!!!!!!
Yes they do Mansman, that is one of most powerfull tactics these creatures use, MANipulation.
They forget what the discussion is about after the first few sentences, all they can do is try and get you worked up emotionally. Then, they begin to feed off your responces, like leeches.
If you respond to thier rants, they begin to break you down with insults and propaganda they learned from thier skank mothers, or from websites like NOW. Actually trying to convince you, there is something wrong with you, just for pointing out thier faults… females hate that!
Men are emotionally centered, we are in control, that is where they strike.
Use the ‘quote’ button for pete’s sake.
- Chemical Brothers - Funk soul brother
DOUBT SAYS
“You and your association with a cause which resorts to small penis jokes, anti-male homophobia, and victim feminism - this isn’t the place for it.”
NO Doubt, I Have never made said jokes or anti male homophobia.
“‘men are selfish hogs”
Again Doubt your words I can’t agree with that.
But the most polite thing you could do right now would be to leave. You and your association with a cause which resorts to small penis jokes, anti-male homophobia, and victim feminism - this isn’t the place for it.
Even if you were to make a post that you think is the greatest piece of womyn literature after those 2 minutes of typing, it would be blemished by the numerous stupid cunts and male impersonators who frequent this site in search from the attention that daddy never could give them.
http://feministing.org is a popular feminist site - give it a try. I’m sure you will get a big round of ‘u go gurlie’ and ‘men are selfish hogs but we aren’t men but rather little girls who exploit their sexuality for attention so our character should have…uh, brain hurt, too much thinkie. Try wash face, see self in mirror, now eye hurt!’
(Proofreading does not touch you at night.)
That is what I am referring to abbadon.
not you I was repeating the original question
I’m sorry cunt, you’re such a worthless bitch I have no response.
When have I done so?
-Strength and Honor?
Well some Luka sometimes and Mike, not an exchange with you but you posted something I totally agreed with and said so. I would call anyone replying to me politely as an exchange.
Also you answered my question with a question! classic evasive behaviour shall i ask it again
“I have had some very interesting exchanges with men and women on this site. For some reason you and a few others can only resort to abuse with words like cunt and bitch and that is more credible how exactly?”
I have noticed that many of your responses are without worth in the literal sense. What exchanges are you talking about woman?
-Strength and Honor-
So you would prefer to post uncontested? You just say what you want and thats the end of it.
“2nd person plural”, “1st person”, “all about you”…what relevance does that babbling horseshit have to do with being proven a liar? Notice how she NEVER DENIED IT.”
Sorry Mansman I thought you would get that. Let me explain more slowly
originally I said if ” you stopped responding to all our posts we wouldn’t keep on posting and that would be the end of it.”
You 2nd person plural means all of you who post to this site. Seeing as I am having conversations with some of you (2nd person plural) I continued to post, which does not make me a liar.
“This lying cunt is exactly the reason why sites like this exist. It’s interesting to observe how she tries to squirm out of her lies by belching forth more bullshit. If she keeps this up, her credibility will decline into the absolutely pathetic.”
I have had some very interesting exchanges with men and women on this site. For some reason you and a few others can only resort to abuse with words like cunt and bitch and that is more credible how exaclty?
Observe how this Woman avoids the actual point, namely that she has been PROVED to be a liar. Her credibility is zero. No amount of bullshitting by her can change the fact.
“2nd person plural”, “1st person”, “all about you”…what relevance does that babbling horseshit have to do with being proven a liar? Notice how she NEVER DENIED IT.
This lying cunt is exactly the reason why sites like this exist. It’s interesting to observe how she tries to squirm out of her lies by belching forth more bullshit. If she keeps this up, her credibility will decline into the absolutely pathetic.
Not 1st, as it is not all about you!
Woman has been truth tested on these words, and proved a liar.
She continues to trespass here. Accordingly, everything “Woman” posts from now on should be considered lying trash.
‘You’ is 2nd person plural