Alec Baldwin: Father of the Year
It’s not often that I, Dick Masterson, bestow an award like Father of the Year. In fact this is the only time I’ve ever done it. But who knows what the future holds. Submit your nominations for 2008 today!
Alec Baldwin, legendary for his roles in Beetlejuice and She’s Having a Baby, recently left a passionate voice mail for his 11 year old daughter. When I think of “father” I think “passion”. Do you know what a father’s role is? To protect a useless little girl from a world of horrible things. Without a father, who would beat off the hordes of horny boys young girls naturally attract?
Being a father is just like being in the movie The 300. That’s awesome. Way to go Dad’s.
Here’s a quote from Alec Baldwin’s voicemail.
“This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother”
Amen, brother. The amount of crap young ladies pull with their cellphone is staggering, no matter how esoteric it’s worded.
Look, fatherhood is an accident. There has never been a time where a man looked at a woman and said, “You want to be a mother? Yea, that’s a good idea.” And he wasn’t sarcastic when he said it. Nine times out of ten, it’s accidental.
As a man, when I listen to Alec Baldwin’s passionate discourse with his young daughter, which I’m linking to at the end of this article, I think of two things. The first thing is, “Hey, good for you buddy. Here’s a man-thanks from the rest of us. Someone’s got to tell this woman this shit eventually and you’re the only one who’s not going to lose sex over it.” The second thing I think is, “Who fucked this up in the first place.”
Like always, to me the answer is obvious: Kim Bassinger.
Women fuck up everything. The Garden of Eden, The Beatles, Mel Gibson, Iraq; women are the vagina in the ointment of life. Here’s another thing women fucked up. What kind of mother posts a recording of her baby’s daddy flipping the fuck out on the internet? I’ll tell you exactly what kind of mother.
Every mother.
Women are the worst parents in the world and ten times worse than all other types of parents. Women are so possessive over their children that they would eat their father’s heads if they weren’t so goddamn afraid of the Repo Man. Women will do anything and everything to get a father’s influence out of their child’s life. If Kim Basinger would stoop so low as to post this shit on the internet, then what else has she done? Has she taught her 11 year old daughter about sex? Who’s to say she hasn’t! Women shouldn’t be taught about sex until they’re 25.
Has Alec Baldwin ever posted scandalous and embarrassing shit perpetrated by Kim Basinger against his daughter on the internet? Does Alec Baldwin have a website called, “The Time Kim Basinger Thought About Shooting Some Tequila While She Was Pregnant.com”? No. Of course not. Alec Baldwin is so classy he could tell a Muppet to go fuck itself and I would probably buy it.
All women have thought about shooting Tequila while they’re pregnant. Women are a weak and corruptible bunch. Alec Baldwin is MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Father of the Year.
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April 21st, 2007 at 3:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
Don’t most women drink at least ’some’ alcohol whilst preggo? Add drugs and smoking to the equation and I bet the VAST majority of women abuse some kind of substance whilst pregnant!
Cunts.
April 21st, 2007 at 7:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: fb523b4346643
I almost cried when I heard that recording. It conjured up some horrible thoughts in my mind. Women are always bellyaching that “men abandoned us with these kids and left us as single parents,” but the damn evil bitches never tell you why.
Mr. Father of the Year is clearly in a catch 22. If he tries to maintain a relationship with his daughter, his evil-ex will use his child as a weapon against him. If he says fuck-it and walks away, then the evil bitch will tell the whole world about how bad men are, and how they shirk their responsibilities as fathers.
That is why I love the Middle East. Men get custody of the children, and that makes perfect sense.
April 21st, 2007 at 7:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I’m not suprised that she isn’t answering the phone at 10pm in her timezone, in fact, if her phone is turned off at this time, she is probably asleep in bed, like a young girl should be at that time, and therefore her mother is doing a good job raising her. Perhaps if Alex was a little more considerate he could consider waking up before 11.00am.
April 21st, 2007 at 7:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
Guessing agan huh!
Female you assume way too often.
Only a cunt would frequent a website where she isn’t wanted.
April 21st, 2007 at 8:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Billy, only a man, with an extremely low IQ and no sense of humour would frequent a humourous website for the sole purpose of abusing the women that appear on it. Even if you took this website seriously, I’ve never seen you mention one way in which men are better than women, let alone back up any claim made by another male here, with a scientific reference you someone managed to find on your own after you worked out a journal wasn’t a diary.
So, you can’t see the humour, you don’t have the necessary intelligence to debate sex differences and all you are is abusive. You are a misogynist, and a particularly unattractive one. Boring. Stupid. And the world champion of naggers. Get a clue, I will never give any credance to anything that comes out of your idiotic brain.
April 21st, 2007 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 11105a0512eaa
“A rude thoughtless little pig” is what he called her.
And I have to tell you, that was the best thing as a father he could have done for this spoiled girl who has been brainwashed by her mother. She would have grown up trying to treat men like shit like she has been treating her own father. But now she has hope because her caring father has gone to such great lengths to open her eyes.
April 21st, 2007 at 11:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Calling her a “thoughless little pig” has indeed done her a favour, it’s opened her eyes to a what a selfish and stupid man her father is. If he wants to have a respectful, loving, relationship with her now, well, good luck with that Alex.
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Female’s typical dreary eyed duplicitous sentimentalist bullshit.
I suppose a good ole fashioned spanking once in awhile is catastrophically detrimental to child development as well, huh?
Not taking her father’s calls? Womanly bullshit. He clearly states in the recording she’s done this over and over again.
She should have the decency to respect her dad in as little as not playing her bitch mum’s womanly games of the mindless with him amounts to.
Pick up the damned phone and tell him straight to fuck off if you hate his guts that much, ya little ingrate cunt.
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Alex called it as it is.
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:47 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Sonyad, why don’t you listen to the recording again. The man isn’t just hurt, he is talking to her not like a loved daughter, but like a piece of shit that he is pathologically angry with. He even says he is going to “straigten her ass out”. What exactly does that mean? Another tirade of verbal and emotional abuse? Or perhaps physical abuse? If she isn’t answering the phone due to sleep, then perhaps you might obtain some jaws of death to yank open your mind and consider whether she is afraid of him for good reason and this is why she doesn’t wish to speak to him.
Believe it or not but I can hear the pain in his voice and can understand that if he has to go to court in order to obtain a time to call his daughter, and she isn’t available when he does call, of course that is going to be annoying and disappointing, but, a good father would not lose the plot at a child like that. He very clearly has an anger management problem as he took his pain and frustration out on his daughter in a very rude and mean manner. That isn’t right and it’s not good parenting.
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Bla bla bla…
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 1205488e0ff1e
Timezones, Female, timezones. She lives in Los Angeles, and that is four hours behind EST. He would have to call her at 2:00 AM his time to get her at 10:00PM LA. time. I guess his references to timing were a bit incoherent because he was rather upset at the time because his own daughter was treating him like dogshit.
Are you then implying that should a child disrespect a parent, the offended party should then just continue to accept such behaviour without so much as a reprimand? No one here knows what other calls were made, and how nicely he may have put across his disappointment before. It could very well be that this was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and Kim Bass-mouth is now reveling in the fallout.
This is why men should never marry. Unwed mothers seldom do this shit, but it seems to be common practice for divorced mothers.
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:12 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I didn’t make a suggestion but had I been standing next to Alex as he placed the phone call, I may have suggested he hang up just after he started his tirade. If he had of tried to shoo me away by making Russel Crowe style phone gestures, I would have perhaps issued a roundhouse kick to his head.
All in the name of good parenting, you understand, I’m sure.
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 1205488e0ff1e
I think you’ve watched too much television and too many action movies. Women cannot roundhouse kick anyone. The reason you are able to see such things on the screen is because of something men invented called special effects.
The only reason women have their legs apart like that in the real world is to …
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:37 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I can and will roundhouse kick him into enlightenment.
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Women don’t deserve to live.
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:51 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
….AND YOU AREN’T??!!! You described yourself perfectly.
And then you will be arrested for assault. Satisfyingly so.
Only a woman could say she would want to beat on one of -the- greatest movie and male icons of his time.
Hearing the recording just made me like Alec more. Sure he was a bit harsh but that is needed sometimes.
I always liked Alec Baldwin in his films. He made such a good psychologically smart bad guy. Kudos to him.
Maybe he would like a mabtw t-shirt.
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
After I dispose of Alex, I am coming after you Necro. Get your sword ready for combat.
April 22nd, 2007 at 6:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
If Alec wants custody, he’s totally going about it the wrong way by leaving a message like that on his child’s phone. The courts are looking for any excuse they can find to give sole custody to the mother. Still, you can totally understand how he flew off the handle like that.
Honestly, if that kind of shit was happening to women…
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Necro, prepare to have your sword sheath sheered right off the handle.
April 22nd, 2007 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 05de919a4e827
The little smart alec brat should have fucking answered the fuckin phone, he’s the one BUYING her phones and paying her bills. He should disown this little cunt, its only a matter of a few short years before she speads her shit in hustler like they all do anyway. FUCK YOU
April 22nd, 2007 at 8:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Precisely.
What’s the money the mum’s solicitor put her up to coaching (not that she wouldn’t have gone that low anyways but lacks the brains with no legal experience to compensate like her civil suit lawyer has) the brat to treat her dad like shit then finally get him on tape when he eventuallz blows a gasket?
Fucking lowlife divorce lawyers. And this one’s a harpy on top of that.
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f122a092c57a
If this was a voicemail of a mother saying that stuff to her son or daughter, I have a feeling you would all go on about how psycho she is. But anyways, was he yelling at her just because she didn’t answer her phone? That’s what I heard, but I’m not sure if that’s it. He sounds too frustrated over missed phone calls..
April 22nd, 2007 at 11:43 am - IP Man-Hash: d8f92aef8a49e
I agree, Sandra. There does seem to be some information missing somewhere.
It was stil a bit low of his wife to make a point of posting it on the internet. Talk about airing dirty linen in public! What the both of them are doing is not helping the girl, either way. What a pathetic way for both adults to behave.
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
Sounds like Mum is leading her daughter to get back at the hubby.
Many Women use the children in these games.
In court she will have the kid saying “Daddy was never there for me.”
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 988b08eaffc5b
Billy, that is exactly why men need to stop marrying. As I’ve said before, unwed mothers never do that shit.
And as for the men who are already married, if you ever get a divorce just leave the goddamn country and cut all ties with your children if the court grants her full custody. Women are evil and vindictive creatures who will go for your pockets, and when you seem to adjust to that, they’ll go after your children. I say that if they want full custody, then they can have full financial responsibility too.
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6f122a092c57a
yeah, that’s true. the first thing i wondered when i heard the voicemail on tv was how the hell something like that went public.
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Oh it’s on bitch *draws sword* (Without the sexual innuendo thank you). Come here and I’ll slice you up 5 ways till Monday. By the way, its NecroSWORDSMAN. Respect the title BEEYOTCH.
Note: His name is Alec not Alex. How are you going to kill the guy when you don’t know his name?
Typical.
Dead Can Dance - The host of Seraphin
April 22nd, 2007 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
Women love to make threats.. lol
Get a load of this one.. A criminal justice professor was arrested on charges of making threats against herself. Can you say attention whore?
Retired from law enforcement agency gone into teaching. Only a woman would do something this stupid. Class C felony.
Decatur News
She even mentioned a virgina tech repeat at ehr school. She should have known they would track her phone.
She deserves the Dumbest criminal of the year award!
April 22nd, 2007 at 9:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
Just as I thought..
Alec is going through the usual custody BS. Mom is using the child to retaliate against Alec because Alec didn’t put up with her shit.
Women who play this game should lose custody. Simple and fair.
CNN -Alec
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:01 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
We should send an e-mail from all of us at Mabtw.com saying we support him fully and we are all behind him against his stupid wife.
April 23rd, 2007 at 8:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
Funny, I was just thinking along the same lines. How would you contact a guy like that?
April 24th, 2007 at 2:08 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Do you work for Nokia, it may help. Seriously, I’d buy a phone Alec endorsed, or Russell. They know what their doing with those things. Diamatik, unfortunately, does not. Leave the phone alone diamatik, leave it.
April 24th, 2007 at 4:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Excuse me, miss, but I don’t do Nokia. I am 100% “Hello, Moto,” for your information. A1200 to be exact. I love that damn phone so much. You see, it is not widely available in the Western Hemishphere, and it isn’t marketed here either. I just love the look those damn ‘Blackberry’ users give me when I pull out my black Ming. Priceless!
April 24th, 2007 at 5:17 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I’m thinking of throwing my cell phone out. I have just been accused of playing games for responding to a txt message 12 hours late. Apparently 4hrs or even 8hrs is okay, but 12hrs is not acceptable. I will tell you what is not acceptable, men telling women what is an acceptable time period in which to respond to a text msg!! There has been too much phone abuse this week, I can’t take it anymore!
April 24th, 2007 at 5:45 am - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
Really! You should get a rope and end it all right now.
April 24th, 2007 at 7:48 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Mobile phones are bad because they cause cancer.
April 24th, 2007 at 7:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
Or a razor blade… To cut the modem wire.
April 24th, 2007 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
And waste a perfectly good modem?
April 24th, 2007 at 8:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
LMAO :P
April 24th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
Two comments:
1) Guys, I’ve been a lurker here for a couple of weeks and need to reprimand many of you. Why do you even bother responding to anything any of these broads say? First of all, they shouldn’t even be on this site. Second, it’s just a waste of time, even in the rare occasion one of them accidentally says something worthwhile. Just do what we all do in real life when the little hens cackle on and on and on: Ignore it and think about tits.
2) Having had a similar experience as Alec Baldwin’s (minus the fame and money, of course), I can really identify with this. This wasn’t his best moment, but this was a private moment that was exploited, putting this daughter in the middle. Like everyone else, I don’t really know what’s going on between Alec and Kim Basinger, but all I can say is she seems to be a cunt and I hope she goes to hell.
April 24th, 2007 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
So the Spartans can pass her round!
April 24th, 2007 at 2:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Very manly advice, indeed. Oh, on a side note (so please don’t take any offence), I think that the beer bearing your name is overrated.
April 24th, 2007 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
Very manly advice, indeed. Oh, on a side note (so please don’t take any offence), I think that the beer bearing your name is overrated.
So do I, but I needed a handle for this site, and according to family lore my forebears are the New England Adamses (I don’t believe it for a moment, though).
April 24th, 2007 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: d22c2cf91a332
Hello Dick,
Sheryl Crow may be right, Women need to wipe every time they go to the bathroom. Men don’t we can shake off the excess. Women use more naturaul resourses than men.
April 24th, 2007 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 476edc70811b6
Sheryl Crow is wrong about everything.
April 24th, 2007 at 5:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 476edc70811b6
Sam Adams, the problem with this medium is there are no tits to look at to forget about the fact that an idiot is voicing it’s opinion.
April 25th, 2007 at 4:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
SotS, there is no problem with this medium. You have the ability to open several windows at once, so while you’re reading inane comments from women you can simultaneously use the internet for its main purpose.
April 25th, 2007 at 6:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I was so sure that’s what you’re linking to I didn’t even need to hover the mouse over it.
April 26th, 2007 at 11:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7c1de32f2fdd7
From the days of Ancient Rome, when the paterfamilias could murder his children or sell them into slavery, to the times we live in, when a father yelling at his whore daughter is considered abuse.
Now speaking seriously, Dick Masterson strikes me as a chivalrous bastard like Wolfe. I though he hated women, but now I realise that nothing could be further from the truth. It seems that he actually loves women and wants to a return to the chivalry of the 1950s. “Protect the little girl from horny boys”. How chivalrous of you!
I am leaving this board because I now realize that it contains nothing but pussies and chivalrous cunts who want a return to the good old days of opening doors to women and dying for them, like in that “Titanic”. Sorry, but I’m not interested in that. Instead of cuddling women like in the past, I want women to fend for themselves and be regarded as nothing special…like men always were throughout history.
I can predict all of you saying “don’t let the door hit your ass in the way out”, or something like that, but the reality is that I don’t really want sympathy or understanding from a bunch of pussy-whipped chivalrous ncunts like you: you are not real men in my book. Also, unlike “Female” I actually leave when I say I do, so this is really my last post. Farewell.
P Coderch
April 27th, 2007 at 2:36 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
my god, you’re are so very wrong and so very hilarious hahahaha.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:23 am - IP Man-Hash: dcbedfacb2da0
Hey female, you’re cute when you’re angry ;D Just adorible, like a sputtering little Japanese schoolgirl as she rushes off to her classes to feign intelligence mere minutes after her prude self sucked off the entire Lacrosse ;D team.
“my god, you’re are so very wrong and so very hilarious hahahaha.”
You sound like a little girl. Of course, that’s what you are in the inside, babycakes ;D A baby trapped in a whore’s body ;D ;D ;D
April 27th, 2007 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: dcbedfacb2da0
Sometimes you say something to get a point across or to be funny. Just look at female here. She’s a laugh riot ;D
April 27th, 2007 at 6:19 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
I like him!
April 27th, 2007 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
You got it right. That is what every women is. A child.
No Doubt - What you waiting for
April 27th, 2007 at 10:55 am - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
I’d be pretty broken up if I actually gave a shit, but real men are too self-assured to care about what other people think about them. We leave that to neurotic chicks. (I know, that’s redundant, but you get my point.)
April 27th, 2007 at 12:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7008012dd84e5
Sorry to see you go man. :(
April 27th, 2007 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 415275e652d82
I couldn’t agree less with his viewpoint but as Masterson himself might say, taking a stand for what you believe in with complete disregard for what others may think is a very manly thing to do. Godspeed, friend. Better to die with honour than live a lie.
April 30th, 2007 at 9:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f4c4fa24ce64
These feminist are amazing.
May 1st, 2007 at 1:35 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Think you mean nauseating.