Alec Baldwin: Father of the Year
It’s not often that I, Dick Masterson, bestow an award like Father of the Year. In fact this is the only time I’ve ever done it. But who knows what the future holds. Submit your nominations for 2008 today!
Alec Baldwin, legendary for his roles in Beetlejuice and She’s Having a Baby, recently left a passionate voice mail for his 11 year old daughter. When I think of “father” I think “passion”. Do you know what a father’s role is? To protect a useless little girl from a world of horrible things. Without a father, who would beat off the hordes of horny boys young girls naturally attract?
Being a father is just like being in the movie The 300. That’s awesome. Way to go Dad’s.
Here’s a quote from Alec Baldwin’s voicemail.
“This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother”
Amen, brother. The amount of crap young ladies pull with their cellphone is staggering, no matter how esoteric it’s worded.
Look, fatherhood is an accident. There has never been a time where a man looked at a woman and said, “You want to be a mother? Yea, that’s a good idea.” And he wasn’t sarcastic when he said it. Nine times out of ten, it’s accidental.
As a man, when I listen to Alec Baldwin’s passionate discourse with his young daughter, which I’m linking to at the end of this article, I think of two things. The first thing is, “Hey, good for you buddy. Here’s a man-thanks from the rest of us. Someone’s got to tell this woman this shit eventually and you’re the only one who’s not going to lose sex over it.” The second thing I think is, “Who fucked this up in the first place.”
Like always, to me the answer is obvious: Kim Bassinger.
Women fuck up everything. The Garden of Eden, The Beatles, Mel Gibson, Iraq; women are the vagina in the ointment of life. Here’s another thing women fucked up. What kind of mother posts a recording of her baby’s daddy flipping the fuck out on the internet? I’ll tell you exactly what kind of mother.
Every mother.
Women are the worst parents in the world and ten times worse than all other types of parents. Women are so possessive over their children that they would eat their father’s heads if they weren’t so goddamn afraid of the Repo Man. Women will do anything and everything to get a father’s influence out of their child’s life. If Kim Basinger would stoop so low as to post this shit on the internet, then what else has she done? Has she taught her 11 year old daughter about sex? Who’s to say she hasn’t! Women shouldn’t be taught about sex until they’re 25.
Has Alec Baldwin ever posted scandalous and embarrassing shit perpetrated by Kim Basinger against his daughter on the internet? Does Alec Baldwin have a website called, “The Time Kim Basinger Thought About Shooting Some Tequila While She Was Pregnant.com”? No. Of course not. Alec Baldwin is so classy he could tell a Muppet to go fuck itself and I would probably buy it.
All women have thought about shooting Tequila while they’re pregnant. Women are a weak and corruptible bunch. Alec Baldwin is MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Father of the Year.
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Calling her a “thoughless little pig” has indeed done her a favour, it’s opened her eyes to a what a selfish and stupid man her father is. If he wants to have a respectful, loving, relationship with her now, well, good luck with that Alex.
“A rude thoughtless little pig” is what he called her.
And I have to tell you, that was the best thing as a father he could have done for this spoiled girl who has been brainwashed by her mother. She would have grown up trying to treat men like shit like she has been treating her own father. But now she has hope because her caring father has gone to such great lengths to open her eyes.
Billy, only a man, with an extremely low IQ and no sense of humour would frequent a humourous website for the sole purpose of abusing the women that appear on it. Even if you took this website seriously, I’ve never seen you mention one way in which men are better than women, let alone back up any claim made by another male here, with a scientific reference you someone managed to find on your own after you worked out a journal wasn’t a diary.
So, you can’t see the humour, you don’t have the necessary intelligence to debate sex differences and all you are is abusive. You are a misogynist, and a particularly unattractive one. Boring. Stupid. And the world champion of naggers. Get a clue, I will never give any credance to anything that comes out of your idiotic brain.
Guessing agan huh!
Female you assume way too often.
Only a cunt would frequent a website where she isn’t wanted.
I’m not suprised that she isn’t answering the phone at 10pm in her timezone, in fact, if her phone is turned off at this time, she is probably asleep in bed, like a young girl should be at that time, and therefore her mother is doing a good job raising her. Perhaps if Alex was a little more considerate he could consider waking up before 11.00am.
I almost cried when I heard that recording. It conjured up some horrible thoughts in my mind. Women are always bellyaching that “men abandoned us with these kids and left us as single parents,” but the damn evil bitches never tell you why.
Mr. Father of the Year is clearly in a catch 22. If he tries to maintain a relationship with his daughter, his evil-ex will use his child as a weapon against him. If he says fuck-it and walks away, then the evil bitch will tell the whole world about how bad men are, and how they shirk their responsibilities as fathers.
That is why I love the Middle East. Men get custody of the children, and that makes perfect sense.
Don’t most women drink at least ’some’ alcohol whilst preggo? Add drugs and smoking to the equation and I bet the VAST majority of women abuse some kind of substance whilst pregnant!
Cunts.