Alec Baldwin: Father of the Year
It’s not often that I, Dick Masterson, bestow an award like Father of the Year. In fact this is the only time I’ve ever done it. But who knows what the future holds. Submit your nominations for 2008 today!
Alec Baldwin, legendary for his roles in Beetlejuice and She’s Having a Baby, recently left a passionate voice mail for his 11 year old daughter. When I think of “father” I think “passion”. Do you know what a father’s role is? To protect a useless little girl from a world of horrible things. Without a father, who would beat off the hordes of horny boys young girls naturally attract?
Being a father is just like being in the movie The 300. That’s awesome. Way to go Dad’s.
Here’s a quote from Alec Baldwin’s voicemail.
“This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother”
Amen, brother. The amount of crap young ladies pull with their cellphone is staggering, no matter how esoteric it’s worded.
Look, fatherhood is an accident. There has never been a time where a man looked at a woman and said, “You want to be a mother? Yea, that’s a good idea.” And he wasn’t sarcastic when he said it. Nine times out of ten, it’s accidental.
As a man, when I listen to Alec Baldwin’s passionate discourse with his young daughter, which I’m linking to at the end of this article, I think of two things. The first thing is, “Hey, good for you buddy. Here’s a man-thanks from the rest of us. Someone’s got to tell this woman this shit eventually and you’re the only one who’s not going to lose sex over it.” The second thing I think is, “Who fucked this up in the first place.”
Like always, to me the answer is obvious: Kim Bassinger.
Women fuck up everything. The Garden of Eden, The Beatles, Mel Gibson, Iraq; women are the vagina in the ointment of life. Here’s another thing women fucked up. What kind of mother posts a recording of her baby’s daddy flipping the fuck out on the internet? I’ll tell you exactly what kind of mother.
Every mother.
Women are the worst parents in the world and ten times worse than all other types of parents. Women are so possessive over their children that they would eat their father’s heads if they weren’t so goddamn afraid of the Repo Man. Women will do anything and everything to get a father’s influence out of their child’s life. If Kim Basinger would stoop so low as to post this shit on the internet, then what else has she done? Has she taught her 11 year old daughter about sex? Who’s to say she hasn’t! Women shouldn’t be taught about sex until they’re 25.
Has Alec Baldwin ever posted scandalous and embarrassing shit perpetrated by Kim Basinger against his daughter on the internet? Does Alec Baldwin have a website called, “The Time Kim Basinger Thought About Shooting Some Tequila While She Was Pregnant.com”? No. Of course not. Alec Baldwin is so classy he could tell a Muppet to go fuck itself and I would probably buy it.
All women have thought about shooting Tequila while they’re pregnant. Women are a weak and corruptible bunch. Alec Baldwin is MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Father of the Year.
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April 22nd, 2007 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Female’s typical dreary eyed duplicitous sentimentalist bullshit.
I suppose a good ole fashioned spanking once in awhile is catastrophically detrimental to child development as well, huh?
Not taking her father’s calls? Womanly bullshit. He clearly states in the recording she’s done this over and over again.
She should have the decency to respect her dad in as little as not playing her bitch mum’s womanly games of the mindless with him amounts to.
Pick up the damned phone and tell him straight to fuck off if you hate his guts that much, ya little ingrate cunt.
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Alex called it as it is.
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:47 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Sonyad, why don’t you listen to the recording again. The man isn’t just hurt, he is talking to her not like a loved daughter, but like a piece of shit that he is pathologically angry with. He even says he is going to “straigten her ass out”. What exactly does that mean? Another tirade of verbal and emotional abuse? Or perhaps physical abuse? If she isn’t answering the phone due to sleep, then perhaps you might obtain some jaws of death to yank open your mind and consider whether she is afraid of him for good reason and this is why she doesn’t wish to speak to him.
Believe it or not but I can hear the pain in his voice and can understand that if he has to go to court in order to obtain a time to call his daughter, and she isn’t available when he does call, of course that is going to be annoying and disappointing, but, a good father would not lose the plot at a child like that. He very clearly has an anger management problem as he took his pain and frustration out on his daughter in a very rude and mean manner. That isn’t right and it’s not good parenting.
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Bla bla bla…
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 1205488e0ff1e
Timezones, Female, timezones. She lives in Los Angeles, and that is four hours behind EST. He would have to call her at 2:00 AM his time to get her at 10:00PM LA. time. I guess his references to timing were a bit incoherent because he was rather upset at the time because his own daughter was treating him like dogshit.
Are you then implying that should a child disrespect a parent, the offended party should then just continue to accept such behaviour without so much as a reprimand? No one here knows what other calls were made, and how nicely he may have put across his disappointment before. It could very well be that this was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and Kim Bass-mouth is now reveling in the fallout.
This is why men should never marry. Unwed mothers seldom do this shit, but it seems to be common practice for divorced mothers.
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:12 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I didn’t make a suggestion but had I been standing next to Alex as he placed the phone call, I may have suggested he hang up just after he started his tirade. If he had of tried to shoo me away by making Russel Crowe style phone gestures, I would have perhaps issued a roundhouse kick to his head.
All in the name of good parenting, you understand, I’m sure.
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 1205488e0ff1e
I think you’ve watched too much television and too many action movies. Women cannot roundhouse kick anyone. The reason you are able to see such things on the screen is because of something men invented called special effects.
The only reason women have their legs apart like that in the real world is to …
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:37 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I can and will roundhouse kick him into enlightenment.
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Women don’t deserve to live.
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:51 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
….AND YOU AREN’T??!!! You described yourself perfectly.
And then you will be arrested for assault. Satisfyingly so.
Only a woman could say she would want to beat on one of -the- greatest movie and male icons of his time.
Hearing the recording just made me like Alec more. Sure he was a bit harsh but that is needed sometimes.
I always liked Alec Baldwin in his films. He made such a good psychologically smart bad guy. Kudos to him.
Maybe he would like a mabtw t-shirt.
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
After I dispose of Alex, I am coming after you Necro. Get your sword ready for combat.
April 22nd, 2007 at 6:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
If Alec wants custody, he’s totally going about it the wrong way by leaving a message like that on his child’s phone. The courts are looking for any excuse they can find to give sole custody to the mother. Still, you can totally understand how he flew off the handle like that.
Honestly, if that kind of shit was happening to women…
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Necro, prepare to have your sword sheath sheered right off the handle.
April 22nd, 2007 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 05de919a4e827
The little smart alec brat should have fucking answered the fuckin phone, he’s the one BUYING her phones and paying her bills. He should disown this little cunt, its only a matter of a few short years before she speads her shit in hustler like they all do anyway. FUCK YOU
April 22nd, 2007 at 8:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Precisely.
What’s the money the mum’s solicitor put her up to coaching (not that she wouldn’t have gone that low anyways but lacks the brains with no legal experience to compensate like her civil suit lawyer has) the brat to treat her dad like shit then finally get him on tape when he eventuallz blows a gasket?
Fucking lowlife divorce lawyers. And this one’s a harpy on top of that.
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f122a092c57a
If this was a voicemail of a mother saying that stuff to her son or daughter, I have a feeling you would all go on about how psycho she is. But anyways, was he yelling at her just because she didn’t answer her phone? That’s what I heard, but I’m not sure if that’s it. He sounds too frustrated over missed phone calls..
April 22nd, 2007 at 11:43 am - IP Man-Hash: d8f92aef8a49e
I agree, Sandra. There does seem to be some information missing somewhere.
It was stil a bit low of his wife to make a point of posting it on the internet. Talk about airing dirty linen in public! What the both of them are doing is not helping the girl, either way. What a pathetic way for both adults to behave.
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
Sounds like Mum is leading her daughter to get back at the hubby.
Many Women use the children in these games.
In court she will have the kid saying “Daddy was never there for me.”
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 988b08eaffc5b
Billy, that is exactly why men need to stop marrying. As I’ve said before, unwed mothers never do that shit.
And as for the men who are already married, if you ever get a divorce just leave the goddamn country and cut all ties with your children if the court grants her full custody. Women are evil and vindictive creatures who will go for your pockets, and when you seem to adjust to that, they’ll go after your children. I say that if they want full custody, then they can have full financial responsibility too.
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6f122a092c57a
yeah, that’s true. the first thing i wondered when i heard the voicemail on tv was how the hell something like that went public.