All Women Are Whores Part II
“It’s okay for men to sleep around, but when women do it, they’re called sluts!”
Man do I hate talking to women.
Talking to women is like prancing around in the backyard of someone who has five Dalmatians. First of all, you’re prancing and you shouldn’t be doing that, but more importantly have you seen what five Dalmatians can do to a backyard?
You shouldn’t even open the backdoor unless you’re wearing galoshes. And that’s exactly what you need to wade through women and their endless mouth shit.
Take this fucking gem.
“It’s okay for men to sleep around but women are sluts! That’s a double standard.”
No, sweetheart, that tank top is a double standard. A double standard of sexy.
I’m joking, but that’s all it takes to get that pre-rage, five-seconds-to-meltdown shrew to abandon her principles and taxi right back into the landing zone. Women are rock-solid reliable that way. I think I read something about how Jesus was deterred several times by a little harmless flirting.
Oh wait, no I didn’t. Because Jesus was a man.
Women have absolutely no clue what a “double standard” is. For every woman who’s ever said the words, there’re six who wish they would have and twenty who don’t know what the fuck anyone is talking about but are pretty sure they agree. Women think like seagulls. If they see anything that looks like bread (attention) they pounce on it like a flock of ravenous savages.
But what am I talking about?
The statement “It’s okay for men to sleep around but when women do it, they’re sluts” is complete bullshit. To women, it’s not okay at all for men to sleep around. No woman on Earth thinks that’s okay. They do, however, love it.
Women love a man-whore like they love oxygen. I’m not talking about oxygen for breathing either. I’m talking about oxygen for cleaning their pores — which more of them should do more often.
And men? Men don’t give ten shits if anyone’s a whore — except their daughters, sisters, and mothers; obviously, but that’s only because that manner of female philandery reflects poorly on a man.
Women think men think “it’s not okay for women to be whores” because women will believe anything we tell them. And we can tell them whatever we want. That’s one of the many prerogatives of being a man — doing and saying whatever you want, whenever you want. Nature knows that you as a man will use this responsibly, that’s why she gave you all the brains and muscle and not the fat ass.
I love you.
I have no idea what that is.
I totally respect you. For real.
Don’t make me laugh. Respect is earned. No woman has ever earned anything in her life.
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“Destra Garcia is a woman? Wow! I had no idea that her hit song ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ was sung by a woman. Thanks for pointing that out to me. ”
She sent you an Allison Hinds link. lol, lol.
You know the song, but, you don’t know how she looks, lol.
Hide the rum.
Oooh! She’s going into psychobabble mode on our ass. What ever shall we do?
We’re doomed!
More like the women who visit it.
what do you get out of calling women a slut? another POWER issue.
I rest my case.
You use random dicks because you are a slut.
the search function doesn’t work.
Every time i type in the heading of an article that I want, it never comes up.
duh!
Why else would i use the random dick.
This site need re-formatting.
The random dick? Wow, you’re completely unabashed about it, aren’t you?
How about using the search function(hint: the one with the big button that says search, upper righthand column, just bellow the random dicks) or the last post link, on the card decal, then proceeding through inverse chronological order.
Just bellow the greeting card are links to both the previous and the following entries in the blog, respectively.
There. All better now.
Destra Garcia is a woman? Wow! I had no idea that her hit song ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ was sung by a woman. Thanks for pointing that out to me.
better be a girl scout cookie. lol
Well, she can’t overtly maintain that the whole thing should be done away with, as per her true aim. So she does what she can. Offer helpful womanly advice towards improving upon the status quo.
So helpful, in fact, that implementing it would completely annihilate the purpose. Again, nothing out of the pinkish usual.
Good job, Gabby. You get a cookie.
Don’t despair. Someone else might see you and your cookie and be inclined to raise you more.
http://www.toronto-lime.com/music/new_music.htm
Well, at least it would work better for users.
Cause the random dick, takes forever for you to find your own posts
That would render the entire thing obsolete.
diamatik in case you dont know a woman sing that song u sent me and women are playing the steel pans as well
so come again
Wolfe. lol. Man hash is faulty. lol. It should b, by username and not router. Cause now I can’t track back what I wrote last night.
two girls� could understand. Since this one was co-authored by a woman, hopefully it will be comprehensible to women:
Damn good selection there, Wolfe. Your wide array of knowledge on, well, everything never ceases to amaze me. That video brought back very fond memories of 2004 for me.
Oh, and if you’re going to link some good music, try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JssQsWarEYg
Much better than some annoying women proving the point of MABTW.com.
-wolfe