All Women Are Whores Part II
“It’s okay for men to sleep around, but when women do it, they’re called sluts!”
Man do I hate talking to women.
Talking to women is like prancing around in the backyard of someone who has five Dalmatians. First of all, you’re prancing and you shouldn’t be doing that, but more importantly have you seen what five Dalmatians can do to a backyard?
You shouldn’t even open the backdoor unless you’re wearing galoshes. And that’s exactly what you need to wade through women and their endless mouth shit.
Take this fucking gem.
“It’s okay for men to sleep around but women are sluts! That’s a double standard.”
No, sweetheart, that tank top is a double standard. A double standard of sexy.
I’m joking, but that’s all it takes to get that pre-rage, five-seconds-to-meltdown shrew to abandon her principles and taxi right back into the landing zone. Women are rock-solid reliable that way. I think I read something about how Jesus was deterred several times by a little harmless flirting.
Oh wait, no I didn’t. Because Jesus was a man.
Women have absolutely no clue what a “double standard” is. For every woman who’s ever said the words, there’re six who wish they would have and twenty who don’t know what the fuck anyone is talking about but are pretty sure they agree. Women think like seagulls. If they see anything that looks like bread (attention) they pounce on it like a flock of ravenous savages.
But what am I talking about?
The statement “It’s okay for men to sleep around but when women do it, they’re sluts” is complete bullshit. To women, it’s not okay at all for men to sleep around. No woman on Earth thinks that’s okay. They do, however, love it.
Women love a man-whore like they love oxygen. I’m not talking about oxygen for breathing either. I’m talking about oxygen for cleaning their pores — which more of them should do more often.
And men? Men don’t give ten shits if anyone’s a whore — except their daughters, sisters, and mothers; obviously, but that’s only because that manner of female philandery reflects poorly on a man.
Women think men think “it’s not okay for women to be whores” because women will believe anything we tell them. And we can tell them whatever we want. That’s one of the many prerogatives of being a man — doing and saying whatever you want, whenever you want. Nature knows that you as a man will use this responsibly, that’s why she gave you all the brains and muscle and not the fat ass.
I love you.
I have no idea what that is.
I totally respect you. For real.
Don’t make me laugh. Respect is earned. No woman has ever earned anything in her life.
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Same as me. Except add in speechless.
Human:
Ok, I’m going to read your shitload of a comment now, even though i think I will be prepared to rip my hairs out of my skull by the end.
- Reading -
Crap, I have to stop now after the third line. Actually, I think i’ll just focus on outlining where you are WRONG. I’m not nearly patient enough to explain why.
“”"”Apparently you didn’t read a single word I wrote.[Wrong].
1) I’m no prophet, I’m human 2) Feminism describes a person who thinks women are better than men[Wrong]., which I do not follow, and 3):
“How does Barbie and Ken, make-up sets, and small baby doll toys make women whores?”
Just look at Barbies. They have perfect figure - something the women you complain about think of, thus caused by the dolls[Wrong].. Make-up sets for innocent little girls does the exact same thing. Baby doll toys ‘train’ the children to want to be mothers. Barbies may have been created by a woman, who only wanted girls to be happy about themselves, but the company is run by men, who know exactly how to appeal to the girls’ choices when looking for toys.
They make the dolls safe and sound. They are ‘cute.’ Everything in this world is perfect. Why wouldn’t it appeal to girls? And the companies know this - they shove it in girls’ faces, thus keeping their own status as males secure[Wrong].. They will grow old knowing they continued tradition. THey do this to boy toys, too.
“Boys and girls alike don’t get these toys by parental decision. They choose according to their gender.”
Personally, while I was growing up, I was too busy exploring to know that gender existed. *smiles* And parents will buy pink things for girls - blue things for boys - because they were raised like so.”"”"
All in all you have a really great explanation going there. The only problem is that it’s fucking goddamn retarted, and a direct insult to everyones intelligence. It’s so appearent that you have absolutely no fucking idea what the hell you’re talking about. Your comment makes me want to kill myself. Seriously.
You gave up so much misinformation it was literally astounding. I’m not sure i would even want to fuck you. You managed to state one thing… ONE thing that is remotely connected to the topic at hand. REMOTELY, for fucks sake. You have managed to bring to the table that “Women want a perfect figure”, and you do absolutely nothing at all to elaborate. AT ALL.
HOW DOES THIS MAKE THEM WHORES? True, women are concerned about their own bodies, but i want to hear you tell me the connection! I can’t read any more of that shit. I’m pissed off, astounded, and laughing at the same time….
Did you… do you know what periods actually fucking are? The lining of blood around the uterus breaks down when a baby doesn’t come. That’s it. But men don’t need a lining cause we don’t carry the baby. And that is not how periods work. They don’t continously stream blood until they’re stopped. You’re just trying to make us afraid of having dicks from something which is impossible.
Not only have you missed the point, you fucking flew over it and you can’t even see it. You speak complete and utter shit. Not becuase your a woman, or a man, because you’re you. Simple.
Oh and one thing? Smiling does not make you seem smart or clever, just obnoxious if you can speak about bleeding organs while smiling.
Apparently you didn’t read a single word I wrote.
1) I’m no prophet, I’m human 2) Feminism describes a person who thinks women are better than men, which I do not follow, and 3):
“How does Barbie and Ken, make-up sets, and small baby doll toys make women whores?”
Just look at Barbies. They have perfect figure - something the women you complain about think of, thus caused by the dolls. Make-up sets for innocent little girls does the exact same thing. Baby doll toys ‘train’ the children to want to be mothers. Barbies may have been created by a woman, who only wanted girls to be happy about themselves, but the company is run by men, who know exactly how to appeal to the girls’ choices when looking for toys.
They make the dolls safe and sound. They are ‘cute.’ Everything in this world is perfect. Why wouldn’t it appeal to girls? And the companies know this - they shove it in girls’ faces, thus keeping their own status as males secure. They will grow old knowing they continued tradition. THey do this to boy toys, too.
“Boys and girls alike don’t get these toys by parental decision. They choose according to their gender.”
Personally, while I was growing up, I was too busy exploring to know that gender existed. *smiles* And parents will buy pink things for girls - blue things for boys - because they were raised like so.
“You’re trying to justify that it is improper for men to not ask women why, or how they became whores. That’s an oxymoronic statement if I ever saw one. There is no excuse for a prostitute.”
I’m not trying to justify that it is improper for men to not ask women why, or how they became whores - honestly, it goes either way. I believe people should be considerate. If every single human were considerate, there’d be… world peace. But hey, no man wants that, right? By the way, may I ask you your own experiences with women? You must have been truly dented by a select few of them who were terrible people. You poor soul! You’ve never really lived a life. *frowns* Oh and… ‘Oxymoronic’ isn’t a word. And an oxymoron is a word that contradicts itself, like ‘Jumbo shrimp,’ or ‘ heavy air.’ Being considerate is not an oxymoron.
And well… let’s define hardships… And please, really think about this. Just listen to what I’m trying to say for a moment of your time, and you just may see what I’m stressing about ‘experiences.’
Imagine one day, you’re at the thriving age of, oh… around ten. You wake up one faithful morning and your bed is covered in blood that has seeped out of your penis. Your parents offer no comfort. They say “Oh, that’s normal,” and wrap a twist-tie around it. During your regular school day, the twist-tie constantly breaks, and you bleed all over the place. Gobs of blood cover your chair and your desk. All of your peers point, laugh, and gasp in terror. Your teacher is merely pissed off and sends you to the bathroom. Between every class after you stand up, the blood rushes back down. You hurry to the bathroom, but you’re usually too late. And then you’re late for the next class. And don’t forget about your clothes, they stink and rot with dried blood, and you need to soak them in water every night - they cannot go into the washing machine. After a week of this, you’re extremely pale, extremely sick, and tired of the smell of blood. This will happen every month for a whole week, for the rest of your life.
How do you feel about that, hm? And then everyone around you says,
“oh, it’s god’s plan. Oh, every (specific gender) has to deal with that, suck it up.” Unfortunately, the blood can’t be sucked up. It can’t be stopped.
If you can’t consider that every woman has these hardships (and some even more gross), you simply can’t understand why they behave like this. You will never know unless you cooperate. And because that’s been clearly stated to be impossible, I leave you to your trepidation.
What’s really twisted is a doll which actually pisses and then you get to wipe between her legs.
My gods. Thank god my parents had the sense to buy me only a few action men toys. Probably they’ll come out with an action man who actually jerks off.
Women become whores because when Christianity went liberal to fit in with it’s new capitalist masters the destruction of European peoples was written in stone.
Without threat of death, a creature with the lack of intelligence and dignity of a woman remaining faithful is like a fat fucking pig with a ball disease that makes its balls swell turning it’s balls into wings and flying.
Islam is the cure.
Feminism.
Problem solved.
“Easy-Bake Oven” is pretty funny because women can’t cook. As for girls and boys growing up, I believe boys have a harsher time growing up. Parents pamper their daughters and the phrase “daddy pays” is quite common. Women don’t grow past 12 and quite frankly no one ever demands them to.
Stop talking like you were a fucking prophet, it does’nt give you any more respect.
If you want to convince me that you have an appearent solution to this problem, then you’d have to do a lot better. How does Barbie and Ken, make-up sets, and small baby doll toys make women whores?
Boys and girls alike don’t get these toys by parental decision. They choose according to their gender. Throw a bunch of 1-year olds in a room, and the boys would choose the tanks, the girls would choose the dolls.
Just because you raise a girl like a boy, it would’nt turn them into men. It would at most turn them into an amazon warrior. We are different.
That’s a bunch of crap. A little girl’s “experience” as a kid doesn’t turn her into a whore. Girls make the choice for attention and money. MySpace is a perfect example of where little girls whore it out for strangers. You can already tell by the time they reach 5th grade, girls are thinking about anything but their education. They’re already carrying their little purses are wearing their makeup and talking about grown men they wish they could fuck.
You’re trying to justify that it is improper for men to not ask women why, or how they became whores. That’s an oxymoronic statement if I ever saw one. There is no excuse for a prostitute.
“This is not interesting though. This is literally retarded, and far-fetched.
I’m not even going to explain why that is.”
But doesn’t one of your ‘why men are better than women’ listings say that men are illiterate? Then why would you care? *smiles*
“It’s an interesting point you bring up, though i don’t see the relevance to the topic. Care to elaborate?”
Plenty of women become ‘whores’ due to their experiences as kids, and the hardships of life. It’s unfortunate, but true. This article makes accusations without asking actual women their reasons for being whores, or why they became them. Again, you’re focusing on the problem rather than the solution.
This is not interesting though. This is literally retarded, and far-fetched.
I’m not even going to explain why that is.
It’s an interesting point you bring up, though i don’t see the relevance to the topic. Care to elaborate?
Feminist rubbish. However, I will agree that things like barbies and dolls which actually piss will not exactly help the younger generation along. Yes, even action men.
Maybe I should remind you of the quotations I used around the words ‘master’ and ’servant.’ But anyway, this site has repeatedly said that all women are whores and cheaters. Isn’t this caused by their childhood years? And aren’t male-run companies shoving sexist things in their faces that stick with them throughout life? Barbies, the Easy-Bake Oven, makeup kits and whatnot. These companies have deliberately taken advantage of natural human childhood interest, and used it to make money. When those children grow up, they’ll keep the morals they were taught from their products, thus becoming the women you constantly complain about. You are your own poison, but I bet it tastes wonderful. Without the outside influence of these companies, women would thrive in a positive way. It’s simple; you’re causing your anger. But are young boys pushed to grow up when they’re still four years old? No - hence the phrase ‘boys will be boys.’
No not really. It’s not us controlling them (And I don’t know what you implied but I doubt Dick’s site is encouraging slavery). We have not been controlling them recently with all the whores and cheating wifes who only marry because the husbands rich and a cockolded idiot. Also, false rape.
And maybe, just maybe, how abotu this. If they want to be equal, THEN THEY SHOULD FUCKING WORK FOR IT LIKE WE DID INSTEAD OF MOANING AND WHINING UNTIL WE GIVE IN!!!
My bad, the text that’s quoted is actually what I just typed. I meant to quote the question.
So doesn’t that mean that all men are… well, women?
Let us know how that goes, Trisomy21.
-Dick
Um… it might not be right to mention this on your site.. but men have controlled women for thousands of years - millions if you count evolution. The ’servants’ reflect the attitudes of their ‘masters,’ thus representing the behavior of the male. So doesn’t that mean that all men are… well, women?