All Women Are Whores Part II
“It’s okay for men to sleep around, but when women do it, they’re called sluts!”
Man do I hate talking to women.
Talking to women is like prancing around in the backyard of someone who has five Dalmatians. First of all, you’re prancing and you shouldn’t be doing that, but more importantly have you seen what five Dalmatians can do to a backyard?
You shouldn’t even open the backdoor unless you’re wearing galoshes. And that’s exactly what you need to wade through women and their endless mouth shit.
Take this fucking gem.
“It’s okay for men to sleep around but women are sluts! That’s a double standard.”
No, sweetheart, that tank top is a double standard. A double standard of sexy.
I’m joking, but that’s all it takes to get that pre-rage, five-seconds-to-meltdown shrew to abandon her principles and taxi right back into the landing zone. Women are rock-solid reliable that way. I think I read something about how Jesus was deterred several times by a little harmless flirting.
Oh wait, no I didn’t. Because Jesus was a man.
Women have absolutely no clue what a “double standard” is. For every woman who’s ever said the words, there’re six who wish they would have and twenty who don’t know what the fuck anyone is talking about but are pretty sure they agree. Women think like seagulls. If they see anything that looks like bread (attention) they pounce on it like a flock of ravenous savages.
But what am I talking about?
The statement “It’s okay for men to sleep around but when women do it, they’re sluts” is complete bullshit. To women, it’s not okay at all for men to sleep around. No woman on Earth thinks that’s okay. They do, however, love it.
Women love a man-whore like they love oxygen. I’m not talking about oxygen for breathing either. I’m talking about oxygen for cleaning their pores — which more of them should do more often.
And men? Men don’t give ten shits if anyone’s a whore — except their daughters, sisters, and mothers; obviously, but that’s only because that manner of female philandery reflects poorly on a man.
Women think men think “it’s not okay for women to be whores” because women will believe anything we tell them. And we can tell them whatever we want. That’s one of the many prerogatives of being a man — doing and saying whatever you want, whenever you want. Nature knows that you as a man will use this responsibly, that’s why she gave you all the brains and muscle and not the fat ass.
I love you.
I have no idea what that is.
I totally respect you. For real.
Don’t make me laugh. Respect is earned. No woman has ever earned anything in her life.
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February 24th, 2006 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 340da95569b9b
“Respect is earned. No woman has ever earned anything in her life.” Too true.
Purely, this “double standard” is imposed by women, not on women. A woman who knows a man who hasn’t had much experience isn’t worth talking to, and her friend who has sex with another guy every other weekend is a slut.
But then again, when has a woman ever been responsible for anything?
February 24th, 2006 at 3:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbd61aebbf115
You want to know the “double standard” that burns my fucking ass is??!! Riddle me this one batman…..When a man cheats on his woman, his shit is quickly thrown out on the lawn, and forgivness is totally barred from him. HOWEVER….when a woman does this she is expected to be given a “second chance.” This is because she is so fucking sorry for what happened, but…….(you knew the “but” was coming on that one). She then proceeds to blame her man for (insert your fucking excuse here) and if he was a “real man” this would have never happned.
So a woman can cheat on her man and blame him for it, but men have no excuse???! WTF!!!??
February 24th, 2006 at 3:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
You’re absolutely right, Joe. The only probably I have with blaming women for cheating is that it assumes women have a choice at anything at all.
Women think like dogs do. They can’t ask themselves important things like, “what if?”
-Dick
February 24th, 2006 at 3:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbd61aebbf115
Don’t get me wrong here….I am not condoning cheating on your wife/girlfriend or woman, but the forgivness, only going in one direction. I feel is one of the biggest loads of fertilizers that women can produce.
February 24th, 2006 at 3:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Oh of course.
What I’m saying is that I find it hard to blame women for cheating per se. It’s like blaming them for driving poorly. They just don’t know what they’re doing. They don’t know what things like integrity are.
-Dick
February 24th, 2006 at 3:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 340da95569b9b
Again with responsibility, women don’t have a sense of it. If a woman strays it’s the husbands/boyfriends fault. Glenn Sacks had a good radio show on this subject. I’ll try to find it sometime.
February 25th, 2006 at 10:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
This is a brilliant discussion. I am familiar with this situation myself. The man wasn’t paying enough attention / affection to the woman so she cheats and it is his fault. It is also his fault when he cheats. She is continually nagging him and withholding her affection and he cheats and if he really loved he would never have even thought of doing this. Womens’ causational reasoning is inherently wrong. They cannot see, and are not willing to acknowledge the truth. The truth is people makes choices. The man chose to cheat, it is his fault. If the woman chose to cheat, it is her fault. Accountability is a foreign word to women.
February 25th, 2006 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec3d639f39782
I did take quite a few years to work out how women can just dump a husband or boyfriend and go out with it’s mates to find justification and latch onto another sucker all within a week with absolutely no guilt.
The justification is “blame the male” as he did not cater to her selfish needs. Ask her what has she done for her former partner and you are on the receiving end of a non-comprehending blank expression.
With men it’s a commitment, with women it’s shopping until something better “in her opinion ” comes along.
February 26th, 2006 at 1:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e69957d9934e
Do you take it in the ass faggot?
February 26th, 2006 at 1:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e69957d9934e
Homo, your gay lover’s calling. You have AIDS from taking it in the ass.
February 26th, 2006 at 1:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e69957d9934e
I should leave my address so you gay homos can come over and I can beat the crap out of you. Faggot.
February 26th, 2006 at 2:06 am - IP Man-Hash: a9be2716ae33b
You sound mad and all riled up Alan. Your anger is possibly blinding you to the actual mantra used by cheaters of either sex, “But I still love you, it meant nothing.” This also usually being the truth.
If a partner cheats of course it is their own fault, it was their decision and they are responsible for it. But, blaming the “cheater” soley for cheating fails to consider what was lacking in their relationship or what was wrong with it that they felt the need to escape from.
I personally think cheaters (and blame) can be divided into two different types. Cheaters who are playboys or playgirls through and through. These types should never married and the blame here can definately be individually assigned. Then you have the cheaters who are in dysfunctional relationships, who fall out of love with their partner and in love with someone else. In these cases, I think the problems within the relationship that push the “cheater” or “cheaters” towards a third party must be considered, and, blame or responsibility distributed. So when you say that women who cheat blame men for influencing them to cheat, there is probably some truth in what they are saying.
I also agree with you that women shouldn’t simply blame a man for cheating without looking at the effects their own behaviour may have had, for the cehating to occur. But you should consider that Popular culture has always taught us to believe that men simply can’t help themselves and that extramarital affairs are typically the domain of men (I know, not anymore); that this type of behaviour is somewhat “normal” for men, and therefore to be expected. So, perhaps you should consider making allowances for women who have bought the popular myth, and who then react as if conditioned by it, when they blame the cheating on the man individually. Cause it’s in him, isn’t it?
February 26th, 2006 at 2:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Men brought up under active fathers (and even many not) know that cheating on a marriage is not “normal” as you put it.
Not remotely.
Allowances? In him? Yeah…. Not.
-wolfe
February 26th, 2006 at 3:08 am - IP Man-Hash: a9be2716ae33b
I am not saying it is normal (you’re either tired or mad and have misread me), I am saying that pop culture has depicted it as normal, or a better word might be, traditionally something that men do and women don’t, or traditionaly, don’t do as often as men (I know, I know, that’s all changed now). And dick’s rewriting popular culture as we know it.
Allowances? In him? Yeah…Not.
Yes wolfe, I agree with you, or to be more accurate, you agree with what I said (that allowances aren’t made for him), yet I think you’re tired because you haven’t realised that that is what I was saying. Maybe because you missed the sarcasm in my last sentence.
February 26th, 2006 at 4:28 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Dick has already explained this.
“Women handling sarcasm is like a viking charging into battle with a giant salami. Dumb and embarassing.”
“Women can’t be sarcastic because they don’t think anything they say is true anyway.”
-Big Al
February 26th, 2006 at 7:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 5630214f5d8bf
This is a feminist myth.
I’m not aware of any pop-culture examples in which it has been portrayed that men cheating on their wives or girlfriends is either standard practice or acceptable. Please feel free to provide examples of such pop culture.
I am aware of pop culture which has portrayed men as cheating. It does not, however, portray it as normal or accpeptable.
Dakota Smith
February 26th, 2006 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
Well said, Dakota.
Female, I am not mad or riled up. And your rationalization of cheating of any kind is ridiculous. There is never an excuse to cheat, no matter what is missing in the relationship or the extent of it’s dysfunction. That will not fix it. It’s puts another problem into the relationship. I guess I should have made my point more clearly. Cheating is never acceptable, period. If you are in a committed relationship, and there is a problem, the way to solve it is to discuss the problem and come to a resolution. If you can’t come to a resolution, leave. Cheating is, in my opinion, the most disrespectful, hurtful thing, one person can do to another. Even with all the crap my ex did to me, I never thought of cheating. That would not have solved the problem with us. But she refused to address the problems in an adult fashion, a discussion where both people listen to the other’s point/view/perspective and try to come to a resolution. So I left. Are you saying that I should have cheated on her in a childish attempt to get her attention? So then I would have to address the cheating and the other issues would get swept under the carpet and never resolved.
Your reasoning is beyond stupidity.
February 26th, 2006 at 10:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 340da95569b9b
Female you’re very misguided. Men cheating is acceptable? Give me a break. People actually think that Clara Harris should be set free for killing her husband just because he cheated on her. That’a pretty good example of how awful some people look at male cheating.
But women cheating, well, that’s a bit different. They play that it’s the mans fault, even you’re doing this, female.
February 26th, 2006 at 1:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 527da1e4b605d
You need to shut the fuck up you ball juggling ass clown. Before a man puts you in your place.
February 26th, 2006 at 2:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8e69957d9934e
I’m so scared HelpWanted. Why don’t you get a job fuckface? Want my address? I’d love to beat the crap out of you. I’d cut off your one inch cock and make you eat it. I’m looking forward to you coming over faggot. You’ll take it in the ass homo.