All Women Are Whores Part II
“It’s okay for men to sleep around, but when women do it, they’re called sluts!”
Man do I hate talking to women.
Talking to women is like prancing around in the backyard of someone who has five Dalmatians. First of all, you’re prancing and you shouldn’t be doing that, but more importantly have you seen what five Dalmatians can do to a backyard?
You shouldn’t even open the backdoor unless you’re wearing galoshes. And that’s exactly what you need to wade through women and their endless mouth shit.
Take this fucking gem.
“It’s okay for men to sleep around but women are sluts! That’s a double standard.”
No, sweetheart, that tank top is a double standard. A double standard of sexy.
I’m joking, but that’s all it takes to get that pre-rage, five-seconds-to-meltdown shrew to abandon her principles and taxi right back into the landing zone. Women are rock-solid reliable that way. I think I read something about how Jesus was deterred several times by a little harmless flirting.
Oh wait, no I didn’t. Because Jesus was a man.
Women have absolutely no clue what a “double standard” is. For every woman who’s ever said the words, there’re six who wish they would have and twenty who don’t know what the fuck anyone is talking about but are pretty sure they agree. Women think like seagulls. If they see anything that looks like bread (attention) they pounce on it like a flock of ravenous savages.
But what am I talking about?
The statement “It’s okay for men to sleep around but when women do it, they’re sluts” is complete bullshit. To women, it’s not okay at all for men to sleep around. No woman on Earth thinks that’s okay. They do, however, love it.
Women love a man-whore like they love oxygen. I’m not talking about oxygen for breathing either. I’m talking about oxygen for cleaning their pores — which more of them should do more often.
And men? Men don’t give ten shits if anyone’s a whore — except their daughters, sisters, and mothers; obviously, but that’s only because that manner of female philandery reflects poorly on a man.
Women think men think “it’s not okay for women to be whores” because women will believe anything we tell them. And we can tell them whatever we want. That’s one of the many prerogatives of being a man — doing and saying whatever you want, whenever you want. Nature knows that you as a man will use this responsibly, that’s why she gave you all the brains and muscle and not the fat ass.
I love you.
I have no idea what that is.
I totally respect you. For real.
Don’t make me laugh. Respect is earned. No woman has ever earned anything in her life.
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February 21st, 2007 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Heres my two cents about whores. I went to highschool in Illinois,tennessee,missouri,nebraska,and new mexico. I saw that women controlled sex very well. The average girl would sleep with familiar or random guys to the extent of 20-30 guys (labeled whores). I see a guys average to 1-10 sometimes 15. See when women say that men are cheating too thats true they do. Reasons for cheating from both sides are irrelevant but the fact is average guys dont get as much sex as average girls. Girls the reason this is absolutely true is if i was at a club and I said to you “hey sexy wanna screw” the majority of you would be disgusted and angered possibly hit me. Now the reverse if a woman said “hey sexy wanna screw” I would not refuse you EVER. No man would refuse, it goes against his instincts. You are labeled whores not because your gender by majority has sex as much as males. YOUR CALLED WHORES BECAUSE YOU OUT DO OUR GENDER BY ALOT.
I love respectable women and i hold doors open for women. Im a man that will sometimes get shit on with women because I try to be a gentleman. Im not complaining about getting any either I can get a trashy peice off ass like a bum can get a trashy peice of shit out of a dumpster. I just resent how women justify their behavior nomatter what they do. If your gender is incapable of blame just tell us now.
Another thing is why should Dick stop writing a damn thing? How bout you start writing on your feminist womens forums about them shutting the hell up too? You hypocrites.
March 22nd, 2007 at 9:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 005813e6fd5ad
Wow, I absolutely love this blog, in fact, if you don’t mind I’m going to quote it a couple times in a speech I prepared for my useless, lousy girlfriend who believes that having emotional affairs with other men is “harmless fun”.
Hit the road bitch! All women really are filthy, despicable, lying whores!
March 23rd, 2007 at 5:56 am - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
Dude, if you’ve got a girlfriend who thinks emotional entanglements with other men are harmless fun, show her to the curb. She may have lots of good things going for her, but that attitude is a big ol’ red flag waving frantically enough that anyone can see it.
Don’t ignore red flags like that one. Show her the curb and avoid a whole lot of future heartache.
March 23rd, 2007 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: ec4099494ceba
I know what you mean.
March 23rd, 2007 at 1:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: b3f21de6c0998
Um… it might not be right to mention this on your site.. but men have controlled women for thousands of years - millions if you count evolution. The ’servants’ reflect the attitudes of their ‘masters,’ thus representing the behavior of the male. So doesn’t that mean that all men are… well, women?
March 23rd, 2007 at 2:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Let us know how that goes, Trisomy21.
-Dick
March 23rd, 2007 at 3:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: cdf951e8caf59
So doesn’t that mean that all men are… well, women?
March 23rd, 2007 at 3:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: cdf951e8caf59
My bad, the text that’s quoted is actually what I just typed. I meant to quote the question.
March 23rd, 2007 at 8:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec4099494ceba
No not really. It’s not us controlling them (And I don’t know what you implied but I doubt Dick’s site is encouraging slavery). We have not been controlling them recently with all the whores and cheating wifes who only marry because the husbands rich and a cockolded idiot. Also, false rape.
And maybe, just maybe, how abotu this. If they want to be equal, THEN THEY SHOULD FUCKING WORK FOR IT LIKE WE DID INSTEAD OF MOANING AND WHINING UNTIL WE GIVE IN!!!
March 24th, 2007 at 6:56 am - IP Man-Hash: b3f21de6c0998
Maybe I should remind you of the quotations I used around the words ‘master’ and ’servant.’ But anyway, this site has repeatedly said that all women are whores and cheaters. Isn’t this caused by their childhood years? And aren’t male-run companies shoving sexist things in their faces that stick with them throughout life? Barbies, the Easy-Bake Oven, makeup kits and whatnot. These companies have deliberately taken advantage of natural human childhood interest, and used it to make money. When those children grow up, they’ll keep the morals they were taught from their products, thus becoming the women you constantly complain about. You are your own poison, but I bet it tastes wonderful. Without the outside influence of these companies, women would thrive in a positive way. It’s simple; you’re causing your anger. But are young boys pushed to grow up when they’re still four years old? No - hence the phrase ‘boys will be boys.’
March 24th, 2007 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: ec4099494ceba
Feminist rubbish. However, I will agree that things like barbies and dolls which actually piss will not exactly help the younger generation along. Yes, even action men.
March 24th, 2007 at 8:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
It’s an interesting point you bring up, though i don’t see the relevance to the topic. Care to elaborate?
March 24th, 2007 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
This is not interesting though. This is literally retarded, and far-fetched.
I’m not even going to explain why that is.
March 24th, 2007 at 9:36 am - IP Man-Hash: b3f21de6c0998
“This is not interesting though. This is literally retarded, and far-fetched.
I’m not even going to explain why that is.”
But doesn’t one of your ‘why men are better than women’ listings say that men are illiterate? Then why would you care? *smiles*
“It’s an interesting point you bring up, though i don’t see the relevance to the topic. Care to elaborate?”
Plenty of women become ‘whores’ due to their experiences as kids, and the hardships of life. It’s unfortunate, but true. This article makes accusations without asking actual women their reasons for being whores, or why they became them. Again, you’re focusing on the problem rather than the solution.
March 24th, 2007 at 9:50 am - IP Man-Hash: cdf951e8caf59
That’s a bunch of crap. A little girl’s “experience” as a kid doesn’t turn her into a whore. Girls make the choice for attention and money. MySpace is a perfect example of where little girls whore it out for strangers. You can already tell by the time they reach 5th grade, girls are thinking about anything but their education. They’re already carrying their little purses are wearing their makeup and talking about grown men they wish they could fuck.
You’re trying to justify that it is improper for men to not ask women why, or how they became whores. That’s an oxymoronic statement if I ever saw one. There is no excuse for a prostitute.
March 24th, 2007 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Stop talking like you were a fucking prophet, it does’nt give you any more respect.
If you want to convince me that you have an appearent solution to this problem, then you’d have to do a lot better. How does Barbie and Ken, make-up sets, and small baby doll toys make women whores?
Boys and girls alike don’t get these toys by parental decision. They choose according to their gender. Throw a bunch of 1-year olds in a room, and the boys would choose the tanks, the girls would choose the dolls.
Just because you raise a girl like a boy, it would’nt turn them into men. It would at most turn them into an amazon warrior. We are different.
March 24th, 2007 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: b9f779a6d51d8
“Easy-Bake Oven” is pretty funny because women can’t cook. As for girls and boys growing up, I believe boys have a harsher time growing up. Parents pamper their daughters and the phrase “daddy pays” is quite common. Women don’t grow past 12 and quite frankly no one ever demands them to.
March 24th, 2007 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: a730319341049
Feminism.
Problem solved.
March 24th, 2007 at 12:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 303ca22ccb20f
Women become whores because when Christianity went liberal to fit in with it’s new capitalist masters the destruction of European peoples was written in stone.
Without threat of death, a creature with the lack of intelligence and dignity of a woman remaining faithful is like a fat fucking pig with a ball disease that makes its balls swell turning it’s balls into wings and flying.
Islam is the cure.
March 24th, 2007 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
What’s really twisted is a doll which actually pisses and then you get to wipe between her legs.
My gods. Thank god my parents had the sense to buy me only a few action men toys. Probably they’ll come out with an action man who actually jerks off.