All Women Are Whores Part II
“It’s okay for men to sleep around, but when women do it, they’re called sluts!”
Man do I hate talking to women.
Talking to women is like prancing around in the backyard of someone who has five Dalmatians. First of all, you’re prancing and you shouldn’t be doing that, but more importantly have you seen what five Dalmatians can do to a backyard?
You shouldn’t even open the backdoor unless you’re wearing galoshes. And that’s exactly what you need to wade through women and their endless mouth shit.
Take this fucking gem.
“It’s okay for men to sleep around but women are sluts! That’s a double standard.”
No, sweetheart, that tank top is a double standard. A double standard of sexy.
I’m joking, but that’s all it takes to get that pre-rage, five-seconds-to-meltdown shrew to abandon her principles and taxi right back into the landing zone. Women are rock-solid reliable that way. I think I read something about how Jesus was deterred several times by a little harmless flirting.
Oh wait, no I didn’t. Because Jesus was a man.
Women have absolutely no clue what a “double standard” is. For every woman who’s ever said the words, there’re six who wish they would have and twenty who don’t know what the fuck anyone is talking about but are pretty sure they agree. Women think like seagulls. If they see anything that looks like bread (attention) they pounce on it like a flock of ravenous savages.
But what am I talking about?
The statement “It’s okay for men to sleep around but when women do it, they’re sluts” is complete bullshit. To women, it’s not okay at all for men to sleep around. No woman on Earth thinks that’s okay. They do, however, love it.
Women love a man-whore like they love oxygen. I’m not talking about oxygen for breathing either. I’m talking about oxygen for cleaning their pores — which more of them should do more often.
And men? Men don’t give ten shits if anyone’s a whore — except their daughters, sisters, and mothers; obviously, but that’s only because that manner of female philandery reflects poorly on a man.
Women think men think “it’s not okay for women to be whores” because women will believe anything we tell them. And we can tell them whatever we want. That’s one of the many prerogatives of being a man — doing and saying whatever you want, whenever you want. Nature knows that you as a man will use this responsibly, that’s why she gave you all the brains and muscle and not the fat ass.
I love you.
I have no idea what that is.
I totally respect you. For real.
Don’t make me laugh. Respect is earned. No woman has ever earned anything in her life.
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February 15th, 2007 at 7:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
u old rat
gabby u badly off
i thought u were on my side
lol lol
February 15th, 2007 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
So, Necroswordsman… You work on the site, don’t you? You upload stuff on it ?
February 15th, 2007 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
I had to look very hard to find a document on the subject that “two girls” could understand. Since this one was co-authored by a woman, hopefully it will be comprehensible to women:
http://rfc.sunsite.dk/rfc/rfc1180.html
Once you’ve read this memo, assuming you know what a hashing function is, you should have no problems understanding the concept of the manhash.
-wolfe
February 15th, 2007 at 9:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
Oh, and if you’re going to link some good music, try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JssQsWarEYg
Much better than some annoying women proving the point of MABTW.com.
-wolfe
February 16th, 2007 at 3:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Damn good selection there, Wolfe. Your wide array of knowledge on, well, everything never ceases to amaze me. That video brought back very fond memories of 2004 for me.
February 16th, 2007 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
two girls� could understand. Since this one was co-authored by a woman, hopefully it will be comprehensible to women:
February 16th, 2007 at 6:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
Wolfe. lol. Man hash is faulty. lol. It should b, by username and not router. Cause now I can’t track back what I wrote last night.
February 16th, 2007 at 6:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
diamatik in case you dont know a woman sing that song u sent me and women are playing the steel pans as well
so come again
February 16th, 2007 at 7:53 am - IP Man-Hash: a730319341049
That would render the entire thing obsolete.
February 16th, 2007 at 7:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
Well, at least it would work better for users.
Cause the random dick, takes forever for you to find your own posts
February 16th, 2007 at 8:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
http://www.toronto-lime.com/music/new_music.htm
February 16th, 2007 at 8:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Well, she can’t overtly maintain that the whole thing should be done away with, as per her true aim. So she does what she can. Offer helpful womanly advice towards improving upon the status quo.
So helpful, in fact, that implementing it would completely annihilate the purpose. Again, nothing out of the pinkish usual.
Good job, Gabby. You get a cookie.
Don’t despair. Someone else might see you and your cookie and be inclined to raise you more.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
better be a girl scout cookie. lol
February 16th, 2007 at 8:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Destra Garcia is a woman? Wow! I had no idea that her hit song ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ was sung by a woman. Thanks for pointing that out to me.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
The random dick? Wow, you’re completely unabashed about it, aren’t you?
How about using the search function(hint: the one with the big button that says search, upper righthand column, just bellow the random dicks) or the last post link, on the card decal, then proceeding through inverse chronological order.
Just bellow the greeting card are links to both the previous and the following entries in the blog, respectively.
There. All better now.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
the search function doesn’t work.
Every time i type in the heading of an article that I want, it never comes up.
duh!
Why else would i use the random dick.
This site need re-formatting.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
You use random dicks because you are a slut.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I rest my case.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 1639a16872831
what do you get out of calling women a slut? another POWER issue.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
More like the women who visit it.