All Women Are Whores Part II

“It’s okay for men to sleep around, but when women do it, they’re called sluts!”

Man do I hate talking to women.

Talking to women is like prancing around in the backyard of someone who has five Dalmatians. First of all, you’re prancing and you shouldn’t be doing that, but more importantly have you seen what five Dalmatians can do to a backyard?

You shouldn’t even open the backdoor unless you’re wearing galoshes. And that’s exactly what you need to wade through women and their endless mouth shit.

Take this fucking gem.

“It’s okay for men to sleep around but women are sluts! That’s a double standard.”

No, sweetheart, that tank top is a double standard. A double standard of sexy.

I’m joking, but that’s all it takes to get that pre-rage, five-seconds-to-meltdown shrew to abandon her principles and taxi right back into the landing zone. Women are rock-solid reliable that way. I think I read something about how Jesus was deterred several times by a little harmless flirting.

Oh wait, no I didn’t. Because Jesus was a man.

Women have absolutely no clue what a “double standard” is. For every woman who’s ever said the words, there’re six who wish they would have and twenty who don’t know what the fuck anyone is talking about but are pretty sure they agree. Women think like seagulls. If they see anything that looks like bread (attention) they pounce on it like a flock of ravenous savages.

But what am I talking about?

The statement “It’s okay for men to sleep around but when women do it, they’re sluts” is complete bullshit. To women, it’s not okay at all for men to sleep around. No woman on Earth thinks that’s okay. They do, however, love it.

Women love a man-whore like they love oxygen. I’m not talking about oxygen for breathing either. I’m talking about oxygen for cleaning their pores — which more of them should do more often.

And men? Men don’t give ten shits if anyone’s a whore — except their daughters, sisters, and mothers; obviously, but that’s only because that manner of female philandery reflects poorly on a man.

Women think men think “it’s not okay for women to be whores” because women will believe anything we tell them. And we can tell them whatever we want. That’s one of the many prerogatives of being a man — doing and saying whatever you want, whenever you want. Nature knows that you as a man will use this responsibly, that’s why she gave you all the brains and muscle and not the fat ass.

I love you.
I have no idea what that is.
I totally respect you. For real.

Don’t make me laugh. Respect is earned. No woman has ever earned anything in her life.

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Comment by Jamie
2008-07-14 11:45:20

typo: ”aren’t inferior to men” thats the 1rst 5 lines that are at the end

 
Comment by Jamie
2008-07-14 11:39:21

For any man here who thinks every single woman on this earth in every country is a useless slut, who wants to agree with this stereotypical article is the scum of the earth because you guys are just saying that your mother, sister, aunt , grandmother or any female in your entire bloodline including ancestry is a slut. Not all women are the same. For men who agree with this article just think…. You were once an innocent little embryo in your mother’s womb just like every one else. She could have aborted u like SOME sluts do to their un-wanted children….. BUT SHE DIDN’T she gave birth to you. I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MEN LIKE THIS CAN BREATH LIFE AND SAY ALL FEMALES ARE NOTHING BUT USELESS WHORES? DID U TRAVEL AROUND THE DAMN GLOBE? THERE IS MORE THAN JUST 100 TO 500 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, THERE IS MORE THAN 1 TO 5 COUNTRIES. YOU ARE JUST ACTING LIKE AN UN-EDUCATED IGNORANT SCUM WHO TAKES BAD EXPERIENCES WITH PEOPLE AND BASE IT ON AN ENTIRE GROUP. SO IF YOU’RE THINKING THAT WOMEN ARE DUMB SLUTS WHO ARE INFERIOR TO MEN JUST THINK HOW U GOT ON THIS EARTH. YES I AGREE THAT SOME FEMALES ACT LIKE WHAT THIS ARTICLE IS SAYING BUT NOT ALL ALRIGHT. THIS ARTICLE IS BASING AN OPINION ON A GROUP OF PEOPLE NOT A FACT. A FACT IS SOMETHING THAT CAN BE PROVED I’M SURE YOU LEARNED THAT IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!

 
Comment by Jimmy
2008-07-14 10:14:35

i agree.
they’re all deseased money seeking egocentric f++king c++ts.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-25 08:33:44

Desu Chan said:

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Seriously, I see some fail.

Dude must be retarded or something. Or can’t get laid.

Or he’s gay.

We see a lot of fail.

 
Comment by Desu Chan
2008-06-25 08:23:58

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Seriously, I see some fail.

Dude must be retarded or something. Or can’t get laid.

Or he’s gay.

 
Comment by Kevin B
2008-06-10 15:45:53

Dick, you are so hilarious & speak the truth. This is definitely the BEST SITE on the web. Everyday I tell @ least 2 MEN about it. And so far they all love it! Because they all know what you say is true.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-03-30 21:37:12

In that case, have a new link to it? CNN took it down, apparently.

.

 
2008-03-30 20:11:15

Billy said:

Check out this whore. She gets the UPS killed and will get a short prison sentence. Her husband got the shaft. Wymmin are worthless.

A false rape story gets her lover killed.

I remember that story. What a text book whore.

 
Comment by sean
2008-03-04 22:41:03

if it wasn’t for their pussies and the fact that we need them to propagate our species, we’d probably hunt them for sport

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-02-27 22:28:08

No, it doesn’t. Men cannot be whores, because men cannot rely on their anatomy to get by in life. Even a serial murderer will have something to bank on, some knowledge that people died by his hands. A girly will live all her life repressing the knowledge that she has ruined lives, and met the very providers of her wasteful lifestyle with nothing but lies, hypocrisy, spite, and hate.

 
Comment by Yeah
2008-02-27 22:02:14

Women are whores, just in the past month I slept with a married woman and a engaged woman. I mean, obviously that means I am a whore too, but at least I am not a lying cheating whore like all women.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2008-02-10 01:45:34

You are a moron.

 
Comment by I DontAgree
2008-02-10 00:27:45

I don’t agree with this article. I think women are sluty when they sleep around. I wouldn’t want myself or anyone else to think mother, daughter, sister or WIFE is a slut. This article is B.S. and all women today are slutty. That’s why 50 percent of marriages end and our morals are gone. You might as well just keep sleeping around everybody, nobody cares.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-26 10:28:11

SICKOS, you’re nothin.

 
Comment by eh
2007-11-27 21:05:24

just a couple of random ideas within the sea of female hypocrisy. so tell me girls, what happens when your on a date and the MAN doesn’t PAY for YOUR dinner and what were YOU for halloween this year? if your answers were “screw that guy, i’m not going on a date with him again” and “i was something sexy” you have NO right to judge US on YOUR chauvinism. but you will, the need for your gums to go flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap is much greater, dare i even say it, protecting the ENVIRONMENT. like, OMG!

 
Comment by eh
2007-11-27 17:05:46

A said:

Women are all fucking cunts………fuck them in the ass and emotionally destroy them. They deserve it…………..try it, its fun to see them get what they deserve.

the problem with that is that they actually like that.

 
Comment by eh
2007-11-27 16:48:18

“It’s okay for men to sleep around, but when women do it, they’re called sluts!” this statement is absolutely true. for a man to achieve this it takes considerable skill. any female sack of poato can get anything they want, anytime they want, regardless of intelligence and looks. and yes, you are a whore, because you fall for these ingenious men 100% of the time. good girl, now keep cheating, keep posting; you’re proving over and over again that you truly are all whore sluts. it’s impossible for this statement to be NOT true. women are in control if sex happens 100% of the time. keep lying and cheating. females are the TRUE chauvinists.

 
Comment by Dutch269
2007-10-25 15:46:41

Another thing I find funny, is how females talk about IT work and use the word women, all in the same sentence.

Every MAN knows, the percentage of females working IT is less than 10% for the entire country. They dont like actual work, it is just too much for them.

If you ask that cunt Kim Gandy over at NOW, she will try and convince you it is all mens fault. Funny shit!

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-10-25 06:53:58

MansVoice said:

If women lost the pussy power, we wont really be needing them around… would we?

So true. They lose that PP by 25 anyway, so it’s no biggie. Besides, there’s plenty of competition around, particularly in the duty free section of the store.

In any case, they have no power over Men who can see through their crap. It’s what women hate…Men they can’t wield totalitarian control over. That’s why MABTW is so offensive to them…their control is zero, and they are unable to maintain any pretence of rational dialogue because it is an ability they simply don’t possess.

Essentially it’s the same reason women make lousy bosses…they’re fascist, self-centred bastions of obnoxiousness…and can prove it. They embrace bitchiness, and hate even each other. Catty, jealous, vindictive and hateful…these are all words which aptly describe women who lack the totalitarian control they crave.

MABTW et al is changing the face of modern women’s fascist behaviour,and they don’t like it. Well that’s just too bad.

Words out baby! Tell a friend.

 
Comment by Sammadie
2007-10-25 00:35:58

Bitches are Bitches ! Every single one the same. Enough said.

 
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