All Women Are Whores Part III
In the building phase, I tentatively called this article, “Men Are Better Than Women At Being Nerds.” That’s true on its own, but what I’m going to talk about here is so much bigger and more bombastic I’ve decided to up the ante.
All women are whores. I know it and you know it, and now nerds do too.
What is a nerd first of all? I’m a man so naturally I have all the answers.
Nerds are a lot like obscenities. You know them when you see them and no amount of man-talking out your man-ass is going to make that any simpler (manpler). For the sake of this article, let’s just say a nerd is certainly anyone who goes to a Star Wars convention and participates in or enjoys dressing up like Star Wars characters. That’s a generous definition as it could easily be argued to be anyone reading about Star Wars conventions and sending me fucking links about Star Wars conventions, but let’s just leave it for the time being.
According to the article at the bottom of this very one you’re reading, the new trend sweeping the world of dressing up like Star Wars characters at Star Wars conventions is women dressing up in slutty versions of said characters. I don’t know what offends my man sensibilities more in this case: the flagrant display of sexuality where it is completely inappropriate, or the lame contrived way women choose to shit all over cherish childhood memories and the formation of new ones.
The last thing I want to see is Darth Vader with a nice rack and fucking slits cut out of that super suit of his so he can show off a little thigh. What in the fuck! Bravo, ladies. You put boobs on a Stormtrooper uniform.
Men are better than women at being nerds because men understand what it is to be a nerd. It means being interested and committed to an idea or a set of ideas in a way some might consider fanatical. Does that sound familiar? You’ve probably heard it before. That’s right, it’s called fucking democracy.
Democracy was founded by a bunch of nerds who were nerdy for your civil liberties — and boy were they fucking nerdy. They drafted little nerd memos to each other called Bills of Rights and wrote secret nerd journals about fantasies of voting and free trade and other things a woman with a PhD in economics still couldn’t wrap her fucking head around. That’s what a man nerd is capable of.
A woman nerd is capable of trouncing around in a cute outfit and getting attention she has no business getting. First of all, that’s dangerous to women. The last thing women need to experience is a life they can never have. Women don’t have the metaphysical grappling strength of men. They can’t haul themselves out of a shithole if that’s where they were born like you and I can. If a woman has a lazy-eye, she’s fucked. Sammy Davis Jr. didn’t even have a fucking eye and look at what he accomplished. That’s called being a man.
Women’s only skill — and I use that term loosely — is dressing sexy. Not subtly sexy either. Think of Yoda ears on a girl in a bikini or something dumb like that. I don’t know because I didn’t read the article I’m about to link to and I certainly didn’t try to find any additional pictures.
Women are whores.
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September 6th, 2006 at 1:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
@Dakota Thanks. Interesting. I disagree on most counts. My brief reasoning: a group of people being robbed is far more threatened (and endangered) by a gun than by a screwdriver (or a hammer). I’ll grant you, one on one or even one on two, dead is dead. All that said, I therefore see robbery with guns as being in a category greater than robbery with a screwdriver. Possibly greater than robbery with a knife.
As for the violent felon; he’s fallen from the category of citizen to predator. I’ve no real worries about seeing him disarmed, though I’d be willing to support a process of expiation by which he could regain that right.
Finally, on careless use/discharge of a firearm, yes. Just as I believe there should be laws against careless driving (which is also a ’self-correcting’ problem).
Obviously those are my views, based upon somewhat less libertarian axioms. I certainly shan’t claim your axioms are wrong, and your reasoning follows, logically as always.
@Al and Billy on swords. I concur. Someone (Al?) linked that sword quote before as well I think. Here’s a related one I stumbled across when reading up on one of my favorite rollicking authors:
( http://armsandthelaw.com/archives/2006/09/self_defense_en.php )
Indeed, the blog itself looks kind of interesting, if you’re interested in the subject of “arms and the law”.
-wolfe
National Fist Association Sympathizer
June 24th, 2007 at 5:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f53389d479ea
Whores should be stoned to death not role models for kids.
June 24th, 2007 at 6:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 527bc954ca82b
Antigua is in Germany?
June 25th, 2007 at 9:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 72dadca35debd
…. most likely picks any bar stool he wants.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 18c7a28f6040f
Fuck off DakotaSmith. What a typical women; tries to make something serious( or in this case, stupid) into something funny. I was talking with a woman yesterday( yes my IQ dropped in the process), this woman tried to make a joke about why we are in Iraq. She said it was because all the soldiers wanted great tans. WHAT THE HELL?
Generally has meat for dinner.
:D
June 25th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
“Fuck off DakotaSmith”
Uh oh.
June 25th, 2007 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 10266849fae3b
What a typical cunt joke, Howard.
Btw, Dakota is a man.
June 27th, 2007 at 11:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I’ve never heard of Antiguan Satanists before in my life.
June 27th, 2007 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
“I wonder who is in charge of these TV companies?”.
Diaspora Jews and goy frontmen.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42b63875866e
Satanists are all overated pussies.
I don’t know what ingrate Christians fear in a bunch of self destructive drug addicted sexually broken failures. They’re a problem that fixes itself via overdoses and AIDS.
June 27th, 2007 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: d1723b3f1b50f
Hey what about compulsory military training for men in Germany, isnt that very unfair for men? When they finish high school they have to join the army or do social services for at least one year, where as women can enjoy a life of freedom and go to the university and then do jobs, where men have to fall one year behind of everything that a woman can do in their lives, isn’t that unfair or what.
June 27th, 2007 at 6:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f60175f45b3d
Well, I’m certainly glad that I went to the wrong parties.
June 27th, 2007 at 7:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0fd1420567085
KKK is where the action is. Not that I’m one myself but they certainly aren’t pussies.
October 4th, 2007 at 9:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: a281a32be3004
My god…..How do you ALL know this ONE chick?!
October 7th, 2007 at 9:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
None of the above is true and I have asked the blog to have it all removed concerning Gail.
October 8th, 2007 at 1:30 am - IP Man-Hash: a281a32be3004
How do you know? And why did you write it then?
October 8th, 2007 at 9:33 am - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
All the above comments about Gail McKenna are untrue and I apologise for any distress caused. I have requested Dick to remove them and so far he has not agreed to.
John Clarkson
October 8th, 2007 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Shut the fuck up.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:17 am - IP Man-Hash: a281a32be3004
Son of the suns, who are you telling to shut up? Do you know this gail chick to? How does everyone know her?? I have never ever ever ever heard of her…and why is that “Fucking whores” and “Fucking whores” dude that says it not true? Hmmmmm…
October 9th, 2007 at 3:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
He has now removed the offending comments.