All Women Hate Guns
Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is.
I take that back. The manliest thing there is would be a hot car or some kind of super motorcycle with guns attached to it. In that case, it’s a case of chicken and egg. Is the car manlier because of the guns or are the guns manlier because of the car? What about a tank? Where does it play into this manly game?
Wherever the fuck it wants. It’s a tank.
All men like guns and think they’re the greatest thing that has ever happened to man-humanity. Did you know that without guns 99% of people would be slaves? Guns ended slavery and that’s 100% true.
Before the invention of the gun, mankind lived in a feudal society. I have seen the film Braveheart many times and I become more and more certain each time I see it that feudal life was fucked. You can thank guns for the end of that dicketry.
As a man, it is only natural you thank things for what they’ve done for you. If you were a woman, you would have to figure out some way to have sex with the invention of the gun. That’s the only way women show their gratitude: lackluster sex.
Oh wait, I’m just kidding because all women hate guns and would never thank them.
Like most everything that’s good for them, women hate guns. It could be because they’re loud. Women hate loud things don’t they? Things like fun parties, and football games, and little yappy, worthless dogs that give them an excuse to refer to themselves as “mommy” about six years too soon. No, that can’t be it. Maybe women hate guns because they’re complicated — guns mind you. Not women. Women are as simple broken vending machines. No matter what you put into them, you don’t get anything you want.
Guns have moving parts and require care-taking. Recently, I heard a female comedian say vaginas are complicated though, so that’s probably not the reason. I could hear her saying it crystal clear too because no one was laughing.
The truth is that women enjoy being in danger. That’s why they hate guns. Guns are safe so women hate them. It’s logic. Without guns you, me, and everyone in the world would be on constant alert for the Hun Alarm that would jolt us out of bed in the middle of the night and let us eloquently know our whole town was about to get burned to the goddamn ground.
Thank guns and thank your man military that doesn’t happen.
That’s also why women love safety belts so much. Safety belts are dangerous just like guns aren’t. They make women drive like chimpanzees on speed with absolutely no regard for anyone’s personal safety. Have you ever seen a woman drive without a safety belt? No. And you’ve never seen a woman drive worth a shit.
I rest my case.
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Once again I’m out of this stereotype. I have a motorcycle, and I love guns. I actually collect weapons.
Stereotypes are bad, m’kay?
according to this site, i have come to the conclusion that…
1. you hate women (no shit)
2. you probably don’t like them because you cant ever get a girlfriend
most women hate firearms because they don’t like violence (except in rare occasions when they fight, and when that happens you better get the fuck out of there)
don’t you have anything better to do than to write about how better you think you are than other women? you just make yourself look like a sexist. we know that women sometimes have a non-stop mouth, hate fire-arms, and are “Cheating Whores” when actually we sometimes have the same exact feelings for other women outside of our current relationships, and a lot more than we do, because thats just how the the world fucking turned out.
so you can just keep writing pointless articles on the internet and displaying them to make yourself feel better, or you can try to get a fucking life and meet some girls which you probably haven’t seen in a million years.
everything on this sight is an exaggeration and is easily explainable, and half of this stuff men do anyway. No single gender is lesser than the other, unless you are talking about physical fitness, where science has proved that we are just naturally stronger.
Do a quick tally on everything women have done of substance and everything men have done of substance.
Get back to me when they are equal. In other words, you will never be back, and we’re glad.
By the way, you should capitalize the first word of every sentence.
“I have seen the film Braveheart many times and I become more and more certain each time I see it that feudal life was fucked. You can thank guns for the end of that dicketry.”
Hey Dick, you really should not have ended this paragraph with a man-word made from a synonym for a Penis. The structure of the sentence clearly refers to a bad behavior, and nothing involving a penis could ever be bad. Perhaps “vagetry” or “douchebaggery” would suit better?
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um well excuse me, but i am sure that ALL MEN DO NOT like guns. your blogs on this stupid half assed shit make me crack up because you’re a stereotypical worthless excuse of a man.
not all women hate guns, not all women hate sex. you’re not a fucking woman so stop generalizing, especially from your point of view of being a man and THINKING that’s how we feel. every person is different and an individual, you have your opinions and other people have theirs.
stop being so open about yours, because all yours do is make men like you look terrible. faggot, burn in hell
I’m pretty sure this is fuckyoo from an above comment.
I’m pretty sure you are vaginally impaired as well. Bad grammar, no logic, lashing out in anger without attempting to make sense. Calling Dick gay (what’s your problem with gay people anyway?) Wishing violence upon him.
It solidifies your position as being vaginally impaired.
Well, I like guns. What’s your point? I got to a shooting range every Saturday.
You really have no statistics, no data, and no opinions from women.
And that’s how we like it. Back to the kitchen sugar tits.
I like guns. and I have shot over 200 Chechens.
Only 200?
I bet you was? Someone needs a fucking grammar class. It’s dumb asses like you that are unable to carry a conversation without fucking up the first seven words. Maybe thats why women think they are better than men.
Haha this guy rules! And he is so damn right!
Women are only impressed by violent criminals and men with deep pockets.
yapp they got written all over them manly men .
Violent criminals or men with deep pockets… fuck, I didn’t realize I’m failing miserably. Ah well, no point in buying that rope, Grim Reaper is already on his way.
every man, howver, SHOULD know how to make a “shank” on a moment’s notice.
Truth. Every man needs a knife, condom, and lighter on his person at ALL times.
in the SciFi movie Zardoz, the big flying head would deliver or dump, hundreds of guns AND ammo, (already in the magazines if you can believe that!!)
so your ’screen name’ and your anit-gun stance seem to be in conflict.
i’m betting you’re either a “feminist male” or one of those…….”womyn”….
in the SciFi movie Zardoz, the big flying head would deliver or dump, hundreds of guns AND ammo, (already in the magazines if you can believe that!!)
so your ’screen name’ and your anit-gun stnace seem to be in conflict.
i’m betting you’re either a “feminist male” or one of those…….”womyn”….
this thing sounds like one of those “Girly-men”…one’s who also call themselves “Feminist males”.
please suck my dick.
you will not not fully entered into the elite society of “womyn-hood”, until you back shoot some unsuspecting guy, while you are in a fem-hell hormonal bitch-rage.
so why not just STFU.
“The Shootist” aka FT
Kris,
I currently own three ex-mil bolt guns - a Lee-Enfield No.4 Mk1/3, a Mauser Kar98k, and a Mosin-Nagant M1944. I’m currently looking for a Springfield M1903A3 and/or an M1917 Enfield rifle for my collection.
If the gun laws in Australia were different and semi-auto longarms were legal to own among recreational target shooters, I would get myself a M-1 Garand, an AR-15, an M-1A, an L1A1 Self Loading Rifle (the British Commonwealth version of the FN FAL rifle), and a semi-auto AK rifle.
Be lucky that you live in the US and fight hard against any attempts to introduce British and/or Australian-style gun laws because the gun laws in Australia and Great Britain are bullshit and they have made my homeland and Britain very unsafe.
I am replying just to let you know that I read it and you aren’t worth actually responding to. Just making sure you know.
I got lost here. A Cop on the phone? But Joe High-On-Crack is in your house NOW.
It takes less than 2 seconds for me to draw and fire. Dialing 911 could take the rest of your life.
boobs get bigger with pregnancy… an i love guns … maybe i should a new one to shoot your brains out
and SEX, i might be SHIT at it, can’t give a woman an orgasm? is that why?
and for lovin sex i am to be called a whore?
seriously… were u raped by a woman with a strap on or something?
abused as a child?
SEEK HELP
I REPEAT
S E E K H E L P
fuck you bitch. this is totally correct. no one is man enough to say it but this man sure is.
America>your gay-ass country. And “I bet you was” sucked le-cock under el table while “you were doing gay strip club.” William, you need to calm the fuck down.