All Women Hate Guns
Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is.
I take that back. The manliest thing there is would be a hot car or some kind of super motorcycle with guns attached to it. In that case, it’s a case of chicken and egg. Is the car manlier because of the guns or are the guns manlier because of the car? What about a tank? Where does it play into this manly game?
Wherever the fuck it wants. It’s a tank.
All men like guns and think they’re the greatest thing that has ever happened to man-humanity. Did you know that without guns 99% of people would be slaves? Guns ended slavery and that’s 100% true.
Before the invention of the gun, mankind lived in a feudal society. I have seen the film Braveheart many times and I become more and more certain each time I see it that feudal life was fucked. You can thank guns for the end of that dicketry.
As a man, it is only natural you thank things for what they’ve done for you. If you were a woman, you would have to figure out some way to have sex with the invention of the gun. That’s the only way women show their gratitude: lackluster sex.
Oh wait, I’m just kidding because all women hate guns and would never thank them.
Like most everything that’s good for them, women hate guns. It could be because they’re loud. Women hate loud things don’t they? Things like fun parties, and football games, and little yappy, worthless dogs that give them an excuse to refer to themselves as “mommy” about six years too soon. No, that can’t be it. Maybe women hate guns because they’re complicated — guns mind you. Not women. Women are as simple broken vending machines. No matter what you put into them, you don’t get anything you want.
Guns have moving parts and require care-taking. Recently, I heard a female comedian say vaginas are complicated though, so that’s probably not the reason. I could hear her saying it crystal clear too because no one was laughing.
The truth is that women enjoy being in danger. That’s why they hate guns. Guns are safe so women hate them. It’s logic. Without guns you, me, and everyone in the world would be on constant alert for the Hun Alarm that would jolt us out of bed in the middle of the night and let us eloquently know our whole town was about to get burned to the goddamn ground.
Thank guns and thank your man military that doesn’t happen.
That’s also why women love safety belts so much. Safety belts are dangerous just like guns aren’t. They make women drive like chimpanzees on speed with absolutely no regard for anyone’s personal safety. Have you ever seen a woman drive without a safety belt? No. And you’ve never seen a woman drive worth a shit.
I rest my case.
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December 29th, 2007 at 8:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 892377e7b2cd6
You are all so pathetic! Your worse then trekkies. Have you ever even had sex? With a woman?
December 29th, 2007 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
Fuck off woman.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b2d081a727d6
In my country only military personnel can have weapons. It’s all goof, really. Why? Because I can beat up women and they can’t do anything about it. The only way for a woman to defedn herself against a man like me is with a gun, but they don’t have any, so I can rape and beat them and they can’t do anything about it.
P Coderch
December 31st, 2007 at 2:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
What is wrong with you? Has it ever occurred to you that you are speaking the exact same type of hatred and filth that so many feminists speak? I mean, you really sound like a classroom bully with a superiority complex, who feels he’s above everyone else and can treat them as he pleases. Of course, God forbid that somebody even try to challenge him to a fair fight or do unto him. No, he’s above being fair and reasonable. He reasons with emotions and shallow urges.
Really, do you think it would be right if it were legal for a thug to beat you senseless and then rob you just because he could? Your logic is so self-servant and juvenile, it’s the same egocentric rhetoric that ‘i’ was using earlier this week. You know that nobody will agree with you if they have nothing to gain from it - just as you would. Christ, learn to think past your stupid little emotional whims, fool - and shut the fuck up about the death threats. Don’t talk like that unless you are ready for someone to slit your throat while you sleep and claim it a fair pre-emptive victory.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b5e7b8bea94f
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS FAGGOT. GO TO FEMINISTING.ORG OR SOME OTHER WEBSITE THAT CATTERS TO YOUR FEMALE EQUALITY BULLSHIT. AS FOR THE DEATH THREATS, I HAVE ACTUALLY ALREADY STABBED A GUY IN A FIGHT AT A NIGHT CLUB ONCE, SO I ASSURE YOU THAT THE ONLY THING THAT’S SAVING YOU IS INTERNET ANONIMITY. I WOULD HURT YOU VERY BADLY IF I FOUND YOU, DUDE. I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND WOULDN’T MISS YOU ONE BIT.
NOW BEND OVER FOR…
P Coderch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 14th, 2008 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
So I’m going to be raped by a cunt who is trying to get this site shut down. Such emotion, such anger - I never knew someone could really be dedicated to something that is so apparently stupid, hypocritical, and wrong. Shut the fuck up and stay on the short bus, retard. It really is where vanilla pasty girly-girls like you belong - aside from a male prison.
January 15th, 2008 at 6:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 7bc1dcbf72119
I dont beleive all men love guns actually
this is one of the only things I am not certain on
I hate guns
I’m scared of guns
They might be manly but I’m no man
I’m just a sexist prick who gets a kick out of this site because I’m a loser with nothing to do all day
GUNS SUCK
January 15th, 2008 at 6:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Hehehe, when such attacks of character become personally targeted upon me I can only be flattered that I have 1) made an impact, and 2) argue my points with such logic and fact that no other means of countering them is available beyond insults and mockery. :)
IP man-hash is obviously a concept Dick thought out carefully, and which a certain female has been unable to wrap her brain around as yet.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b5e7b8bea94f
HEY FAGGOT, I’M A MAN AND I’M NOT TRYING TO HAVE THE WEBSITE SHUT DOWN YOU FUCKING “SPECIAL STUDENT”. IF YOU WANT TO SAY ANY OF THAT SHIT TO MY FACE, LET’S MEET SOMEWHERE AND I’LL GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY.
P Coderch
January 18th, 2008 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
You mean when I knock you down and pull you back up by your tits? Ooh, the pasty little white girly-girl has an attitude - why are you so frightened of being exposed for a transsexual wannabee guy that you have to resort to death threats? I sincerely believe that you are a short, annoying, bitchy cunt in the same way that I sincerely believe evolution exists.
You know what? I’m sorry. You’re right, you’re really badass. In fact, I’ve seen your myspace and I know you’re straight-up G, making gang signs with your black fingernails with a halter-top on and keeping your lips tight so that no one can see your braces. I mean, listen to this bitch. How could you not be afraid of her golden pussy disease?
January 18th, 2008 at 4:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Doubt he is the same person that admitted to making out with another guy.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
Women don’t hate guns.
January 28th, 2008 at 9:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: a31609c500c3c
You know what im a 17 years old male and none of you make since, your fighting over who loves guns! fighting over whos smarter men or women. the truth is we are all equal. its like comparing a retard to another retard their both dumb but they might be stronger in other subjects. Woman also dont hate sex they want control because they have been controlled their whole life. The gun thing is just how you were raised, if you lived in the country or your dad had one are you love shooting targets between your spous to see whos better. we are all trying to compete if you really think about it enough said.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
My gun makes me unequally the most awesomest.
After all, the lesser beings bitch about them but don’t carry one.
Yes, I can tell your 17 year old African Spider Monkey, and speak like one.
Women don’t hate guns, that is why so many want to be president and stop “mean wars”, which happen to be with big fucking guns. Small ones too.
Go get another 10 years, then your piehole will be squeaking a different Man-Tune there, Sparky.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:57 am - IP Man-Hash: d4bccff602147
17 year old male with a name called HOney? hahahaha. Yeah, right.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Lying about your sex:
One lifetime sentence of shut-the-fuck-up, whore.
Stupid fucking girly-girl, really thought that we would let her get away with that bullshit. What a subhuman, pasty, pathetic, washed-up defective overpriced fuckbox.
Looks like I still feel numb to that ‘burning desire’ for a real woman who will divorce me and take my children from me. Oh, wait, that whole ‘true love-partnership’ dogma was created specifically for the self-centered greed of our fat American hogs.
Jesus Christ, at least foreign girly-girls are not embarrassed about their sex. Of course, a majority of them will also not see a man beat to death before admitting to one simple, apparent lapse in judgment - as opposed to a cock-sucking minority. You bitches can fuck off if you don’t like Western men, go fuck off all of the way to China, or better yet - create some swanky lesbian colony where you can do all of the pole-dancing and strip-teasing you want. Who gives a shit? There’s eager pussy all over the place, and there are places where you can give a bitch what she’s asking for without being jailed or killed for your masculinity.
Have a nice die-in-the-streets-choking-on-a-string-of-cum, whore.
January 29th, 2008 at 9:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Please stop calling this troll a ‘he.’ You’re encouraging the pasty, vanilla little bitch. Eventually she’ll have no choice but to back out, just like that ‘National Dean’s List’ slut. Seriously, some bitch came here and was bragging about falling for a scam.
Sluts are so subhumanly stupid - hell, they don’t even have the basics right. Little girls, food goes into the mouth, not out of the mouth. When you can learn to eat, drink, and breathe right perhaps you may be well on your way to becoming an independent, productive member of society. I mean, you’ll still be mediocre scum, but at least you will have some vacant hope that you are giving to the world, not taking from it.
January 29th, 2008 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
One thing these Trolls O’ Whine ARE good for?
Turning food into shit. And they can obviously BARELY do that (since they are fat, you know they are fucked up inside).
Since they are walking trash compactors, I invite them all to Dicks’ house so he can feed them the Hot Dog, and let them vacuum the floor with their faces……….since all they do is Suck or Blow.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 970dbae5e7d54
women are afraid of guns. there are women who have been taught to handle a gun, shoot a gun and care for a gun. they were taught by a man.
women are afraid of EVERYTHING. if women have their way they will regulate the hell out of EVERYTHING and recall anything they regulate but is still unsafe. life is unsafe. accidents happen. life is painful. every bad thing cannot be prevented with legislation and regulation.
i’m afraid of guns because i’ve never held one before.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 970dbae5e7d54
women used to have men to protect them. now women say i can protect myself but no one gets to have a gun, otherwise i can’t really protect myself very well.
women want society to be SO safe that they can walk around the streets at night without a threat or fear. it’s never going to happen and it’s not because of men. men understood the dangers of the world and the fact it would never be perfect and stepped up and protected their women and children and always tried to make things better. now women can’t appreciate it and don’t see value in it, they take it for granted. hillary clinton will be their new daddy if they get their way.