All Women Hate Guns
Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is.
I take that back. The manliest thing there is would be a hot car or some kind of super motorcycle with guns attached to it. In that case, it’s a case of chicken and egg. Is the car manlier because of the guns or are the guns manlier because of the car? What about a tank? Where does it play into this manly game?
Wherever the fuck it wants. It’s a tank.
All men like guns and think they’re the greatest thing that has ever happened to man-humanity. Did you know that without guns 99% of people would be slaves? Guns ended slavery and that’s 100% true.
Before the invention of the gun, mankind lived in a feudal society. I have seen the film Braveheart many times and I become more and more certain each time I see it that feudal life was fucked. You can thank guns for the end of that dicketry.
As a man, it is only natural you thank things for what they’ve done for you. If you were a woman, you would have to figure out some way to have sex with the invention of the gun. That’s the only way women show their gratitude: lackluster sex.
Oh wait, I’m just kidding because all women hate guns and would never thank them.
Like most everything that’s good for them, women hate guns. It could be because they’re loud. Women hate loud things don’t they? Things like fun parties, and football games, and little yappy, worthless dogs that give them an excuse to refer to themselves as “mommy” about six years too soon. No, that can’t be it. Maybe women hate guns because they’re complicated — guns mind you. Not women. Women are as simple broken vending machines. No matter what you put into them, you don’t get anything you want.
Guns have moving parts and require care-taking. Recently, I heard a female comedian say vaginas are complicated though, so that’s probably not the reason. I could hear her saying it crystal clear too because no one was laughing.
The truth is that women enjoy being in danger. That’s why they hate guns. Guns are safe so women hate them. It’s logic. Without guns you, me, and everyone in the world would be on constant alert for the Hun Alarm that would jolt us out of bed in the middle of the night and let us eloquently know our whole town was about to get burned to the goddamn ground.
Thank guns and thank your man military that doesn’t happen.
That’s also why women love safety belts so much. Safety belts are dangerous just like guns aren’t. They make women drive like chimpanzees on speed with absolutely no regard for anyone’s personal safety. Have you ever seen a woman drive without a safety belt? No. And you’ve never seen a woman drive worth a shit.
I rest my case.
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Delinquent children most of you are. This guy is a sexist monstrosity that should exist. I am male and from what I have read, this all sounds absolutely pathetic.
I came on this site just because it was on one of my search criterions, and so far from what I have read, its an absolute abomination.
This is the 21st Century. Grow up simpletons, seriously. By the way, this only applies to Dick and the other weak minded idiots on here that started talking out their backsides.
No such ‘pardon’ should even exist anymore.
Women have this idea that we’re all safer if we’re helpless. Yeah! When Joe High-On-Crack is breaking through your locked bedroom door to kill you, rape your kids, and steal your valuables to sell for that ever-important next hit of crack, you’ll be real relieved to have a cop on the phone.
A person would think that a woman would give a shit about protecting her family. Oh no! Just lock the door and hope for the best.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you’ve told her twice already.
Um, I’m a woman, and I don’t hate guns…..I was in the army, and its kinda hard to be in the army if you hate guns….they make you sleep with it for Christ’s sake. I lugged my rifle around with me everywhere, and if I didn’t have a rifle then I had a pistol, or a machine gun. My favourite part of training was going to the range…..so women don’t hate guns…
I’ve seen a women driving without safety belt, I’ve drove without safety belt and I’m a woman!! I love guns, I love shooting and I’m good at it and I’m still a woman! How can u say things like that?? It’ bullshit!! Maybe some women hate guns and uses safety belt everytime they drive but not everyone!!
Well I’m a chick and I carry a fucking gun. I learned how to shoot when I was nine. I also have knives. And I know plenty of chicks who do. So don’t fucking generalize and base your facts on movies like “Braveheart” because you only make yourself look like an idiot.
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Demolition Man
go watch that movie you pathetic girly faggot
hey man great site my missus loves gones we regulerly field strip them just for kicks i think shes a rare breed lol kinda like sarah conner in terminater…..perfect
I prefer the hands on approach and whip a girl in to shape. Maybe using a bullwhip or a quirt. And if that doesn’t help a few swings with a claymore usually do the trick.
Rock on!
I looooove guns and i have one, uhm so this is bulllll******* btw i have boobs.
Fucking American fagot, I bet you was raped under the shower by your army friends while you were doing service and now you are writing away your traumas, you cannot be called a man!!!!
Man this guy is a fucking pathetic fagot. Horrible, go stick your shotgun up your ass and blow yourself away
“Guns are safe.”
Hahahahahahaha.
That’s fucking brilliant.
Good point, Proud.
And remember that a so-called “safe” place is generally patrolled……..by soldiers. A strong presence of someone, police, soldiers, whatever may do the job, but don’t forget that by doing that, you are fencing yourself in.
People are bad about letting someone else like the Govt. do the work so they won’t have to, and to pay for it, they give up quite a bit of power to get it done.
Don’t every look to someone else to get the job done. Look to yourself and happen to pack a snub-nosed .50 cal, THAT will make it safe enough.
When you trust someone else with your rights, you always regret it.
When you won’t do it yourself, it won’t get done.
Sooo… What you are basically saying sounds to me a little bit like this kind of mindset:
There will always be hungry children in the world who do not get enough food, so why bother trying to make things better, and aim for no more hungry children in the world?
There will always be rapists who hurt people, so why try to prevent them from hurting those people?
Aiming for a safe place is ALWAYS a good goal, even though it may never happen. Men (and women) shouldnt make things like that better just because the oppisite sex said so, they should do it because it is the right thing to do.
women used to have men to protect them. now women say i can protect myself but no one gets to have a gun, otherwise i can’t really protect myself very well.
women want society to be SO safe that they can walk around the streets at night without a threat or fear. it’s never going to happen and it’s not because of men. men understood the dangers of the world and the fact it would never be perfect and stepped up and protected their women and children and always tried to make things better. now women can’t appreciate it and don’t see value in it, they take it for granted. hillary clinton will be their new daddy if they get their way.
women are afraid of guns. there are women who have been taught to handle a gun, shoot a gun and care for a gun. they were taught by a man.
women are afraid of EVERYTHING. if women have their way they will regulate the hell out of EVERYTHING and recall anything they regulate but is still unsafe. life is unsafe. accidents happen. life is painful. every bad thing cannot be prevented with legislation and regulation.
i’m afraid of guns because i’ve never held one before.