American MANdol (Idol)
I’ve never watched American Idol. I don’t eat Soy based anything for the same reason. I’m afraid of putting too much estrogen in my system.
For the record, however, men are better than women at American Idol.
Winners
Taylor Hicks and whatever that other fat guy’s name is are worth two Kelly Clarkson’s. I don’t even know who the fuck Fantasia Barrino is. I had to look up her name up on the internet and then I immediately cleared my internet browsing history because she sounds like a fucking stripper.
How can you win a mega-million dollar contest like American Idol and then waste away into obscurity? Be a woman, that’s how. Clay Aiken didn’t even win and he’s so famous I call a friend of mine Clay Aiken just to piss him off.
Simon
Simon Cowell is hilarious. He told a retarded person that they weren’t a very good singer. Women wish they could be that compassionate, but wishing doesn’t make duck shit a dog does it? If Simon Cowell is men than Paula Abdul sure is women.
Paula is a drunk who embarrasses herself in greater severity each and every season. How hard is it to sit around for an hour and give your opinion. She’s got every woman’s dream job. Alas, women are never happy and Paula Abdul is proof of that. She takes one step forward and television decency takes two steps back.
Success
Anytime something is successful, a man was behind it. A man was probably in front of it too, getting knocked off the top of the heap by something bigger, better, and more manlier. Oprah and Harry Potter were fucking flukes. Look up some interviews and you’ll see for yourself. Neither of those women thought they would be as successful as they are.
“I didn’t know it would be so successful!”
“I never dreamt I would be this rich!”
Simon Fuller has never said anything so stupid and womanly.
Tonight, I predict victory for men.
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May 28th, 2007 at 7:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e21644fa93b3
Wow, you really don’t like women do you?
Let’s be honest Dick, you know you must hate women to write this type of shit?
May 28th, 2007 at 8:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Well Dickless, it’s quite clear to me, that I must intimidate you. Of course you will deny it because you are a wannabe hard ass. Sorry but you fall way short and it’s as plain as the dick in your mouth, that you are afraid of women, thus your smear campaign. Get a life.
May 28th, 2007 at 11:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Adrian McCoy & Babs Bitchin; No Women Allowed. Go away!
May 28th, 2007 at 12:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
men rule
May 28th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
Dick, you really must have hit a nerve with this topic. Not one, but two uninvited chick posters took exception to something you wrote. I find it interesting that they don’t object to any other topic except your opinion of American Idol. Makes sense. Women know what their priorities are. Do they have opinions on women’s role in society and politics? Nah. American Idol? Absolutely.
This just shows you’re doing the lord’s work, Dick.
May 28th, 2007 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
But the average female intellect and psyche in all their opaque splendor.
- gwen stefani - the sweet escape (ft_akon)
May 28th, 2007 at 11:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
It certainly does.
-Dick
May 29th, 2007 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Why are men so irrational? I mean, they get upset at the littlest thing and will rape and kill people at the drop of a hat? How many of you have raped a kid? I’ll bet at least half. I;ll bet at least half of you have killed someone in a fit of male rage, which surpasses negro rage. Male on male crime is worse than black on black. Men are such violent criminals. why is that? are you just negroes at heart?
May 29th, 2007 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 21078d4521fdb
So, they’re finally here. I was wondering how long it would take.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
And particularly repugnant specimens at that.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
yes, all men are repugnant. it’s in your dna. You are all murderous rapist niggers.
May 29th, 2007 at 6:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
You came on my property first, Dickless. I’ve never watched American Idol in my life, so it sure as hell is not about that. I saw that you read my post, to you. But you don’t have the hair to come back.
What’d some bitch tell you your pee pee was too small, so you think you need to prove to the world that you are a hardass? I guarantee Mr.Masterson, I am one woman that could, would and should stand toe to toe and put you on your ass. Not all women are frilly lil things and I always know how to equalize a situation. One on one, we’d see if men are better. I would hurt your feelings dear sir. Bank on it!
May 29th, 2007 at 6:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Men are just pissed because they don’t have pussies. they have to piss and cum through one hole like an animal, so they are angry.
May 29th, 2007 at 6:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Such violence.
How womanly.
-Dick
May 29th, 2007 at 7:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 21078d4521fdb
So do we cry now, or after we beg for mercy?
May 29th, 2007 at 7:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
I see the SCUM contingent are present, and practicing their usual double standard. We men would not go to chicksarebetter.com (or some similar abode of neo-feminist idiocy) and post with such virulence and antagonistic language, especially when they’re not explicitly not welcome. Obviously the man-haters have no such qualm.
Men, just let them spray hate for a while. They’ll leave when they’ve exhausted themselves. We’ll clean up the mess when they’re gone — you know you can’t expect a woman to clean up after herself.
May 29th, 2007 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 21078d4521fdb
Such violence.
How womanly.
-Dick
Don’t play into it man, it’s what they want. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, they’ll leave when they’ve had their fun. Who knows, there may even be some laughs in it if they’re who I think they are. And if they are who I think they are, the more you wiggle the harder they’ll squeeze.
May 29th, 2007 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
Friend, they don’t have the power to “squeeze” unless we let them. And we won’t let them.
But I agree, their inarticulateness is pretty funny. In the absence of a cogent argument, women just get high pitched and insulting, mostly directed at your dick and balls. (I’m not a Freudian, but it looks like penis envy to me.)
May 30th, 2007 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Jxbx, care to elaborate? Have you a theory as to who these squalid gashes are?
- Benassi Bros - feel alive
May 30th, 2007 at 12:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 21078d4521fdb
I do. Bear with me here.
I think one or two are your run-of-the-mill Priviledged Princesses you get here from time to time. As for the rest, I doubt there’s a single female among them. My guess is that they’re from one of these groups of people who find real life so unfulfilling that they dedicate theirs to trolling the internet looking for people to “take down a peg or two.” A pretty educated guess in fact, as one of the more popular sites where these types like to congregate actually links to this one, which is how I found this place. Apparently if you object to their behaviour you have no sense of humour and take yourself and the internet way too seriously. They then feel justified in “teaching you a lesson” by trying to disable your website by hacking or spamming, tracking down your personal info (full name, home address, phone numbers, whatever they can get their hands on,) and publishing it, then encouraging people to use it to harrass you, your friends, your family, your co-workers, etc. Then once they’ve destoyed you to their satisfaction they’ll document the whole thing and post it on a website so everyone can laugh at the funny joke. Apparently this is all supposed to teach you some kind of valuable lesson about being able to laugh at yourself. I’m sure If I dedicated a good part of my life to a pursuit like that I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing at myself, but that’s neither here nor there.
I hope I’m wrong but I doubt it. Play along and when they’ve had their fun they’ll leave.
May 30th, 2007 at 12:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4a9c5e978078d
I can’t see why anyone would care if they contacted you for harrassment. I would love to hear the sounds of their coward voices.
May 30th, 2007 at 1:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Hey Dick, why don’t you tell your buddies, how you’re the one, who trolled my blog with senseless comments. So, it must be you that is and I quote;
“one of these groups of people who find real life so unfulfilling that they dedicate theirs to trolling the internet looking for people to “take down a peg or two.”
And as far as harassment goes, You came to my blog first. You have an open comment system and short of threatening your very life (think Dick) there’s not a damn thing you can do. Now, take the comments off your blog, if you are the fruity pants, I think you are.
Now, you can apologize or shut the fuck up!
May 30th, 2007 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Consider yourself lucky prick, that I am where I am and you and your little friends are safe and sound.
May 30th, 2007 at 1:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
PS Dick, tell your Pocket Pool Club the truth, or are you afraid?
May 30th, 2007 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Afraid? Do you know how many death threats I get a day?
Sadly, most are not more correctly punctuated.
-Dick
May 30th, 2007 at 4:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: e40baa303d892
The fear you feel is not ours, fool.
May 30th, 2007 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
By your own admission, that should tell you, you’re a Dumbass, not well liked.
My insinuation was that you did not speak the truth to your goons comments about trolling and, again I quote;
“My guess is that they’re from one of these groups of people who find real life so unfulfilling that they dedicate theirs to trolling the internet looking for people to “take down a peg or two.”
I think that was your aim, to take me down a peg or two. Not today Dickwad.
May 30th, 2007 at 8:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 645ded0281bc2
Fuck off the site already. No one is trying to “get one over on you” they just want you on a cunt site or dead. No preference.
The Almost - Southern Weather.
May 31st, 2007 at 6:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Of course you wouldn’t go to a chicksarebetter.com site. I wouldn’t either. But the fact remains that your dear butt buddy, Dick masterson came to my site and made a lame ass comment. He started this and will not have the balls to admit it. Now, go lay down next to your dish and lick your balls. be a good boy.
May 31st, 2007 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
I’d love to see you try. I shot the last one. Give me your best shot, you sick fuck! You’ll never live to tell.
May 31st, 2007 at 7:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Is that the best you can do? I don’t want or need a dick but I would take certain pleasure in fucking you in the ass.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Not the sharpest peanut in the turd, huh?
May 31st, 2007 at 8:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Such violence.
How womanly.
-Dick
See Dick, you have it all fucked up. I am all woman but a Dirty Bitch. What does that mean? It means I can win against fucktards like you. You may have physical stature on me but I am willing to go the distance to make a point. Do you know what that means? That means, I will always survive because I equalize the situation and am willing to do what it takes to win. Now, it’d be nice if you apologized before your feelings get hurt. Last chance!
May 31st, 2007 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 233ca4b294267
It means you’re a useless little cunt on the internet. That’s about it.
If I knew where your flat was I’d burn it down with your dyke girlfriend and your cats inside.
May 31st, 2007 at 9:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
If you knew who I was, you’d tuck your little dick and run. You ain’t squashing a grape at a fruit fight bitch. You’ll wish you could be half the woman I am. Now, go play with yourself before I have to spank your ass.
May 31st, 2007 at 9:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Only a worthless woman has the spare time to spam as much as you.
May 31st, 2007 at 10:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Is that so Mike? Boy, that really hurt, you put me in my place, huh? Pot calling the kettle black, you and you tired ass boyfriends. I wouldn’t bother calling you faggots because faggots are much better people. No, you are all lower than maggots, you’d make one gag and that’s your problem, you are detestable, therefore, you THINK, you can take it out on women. Sad case of Dickheadism.
May 31st, 2007 at 7:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4046784d41bcb
No, you’re just a stupid whore who thinks having a vagina makes her a fucking God who is free to judge from her little pedistool.
And what you say carries absolutely no weight. You have lied and lied again, you are nothing more than a screeching harpy. You are nothing more than a lying, stupid whore, just like every other angry little girl. You just spew shit out of your mouth - and as for the rape point…
So many definitions of rape are so abstract. Legalizing rape would be far better than the system we have now where we castrate anyone suspected of being a rapist. Therefore, let’s go back to the basics, shall we? No more one-witness testimonies, we phase out girl’s privilages to the point where they are equal or lesser than male rights, and we eliminate the double-standard. Thusly, the world is a better place and whores actually have some motivation to better their stupid, slutty selves. Even if they have an incomplete mind and body.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Doubt, first, please, please, please tell me, where I’ve lied about anything. I am many things but liar is not one of them and I never write checks, my fat ass can’t cash.
Secondly, I think it is evil for women to use the law in a deviant manner. Yes, they are disgusting whores, especially when they cry rape and it never happened. I wrote this, on my advice column; http://goauntb.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-just-cant-stand-no-stand-up-woma n.html
They ruin mens lives, when they purposely get pregnant and I am woman enough to say so. But I think you are lumping us all in together. I am not like all those bimbo’s and do not deserve, the nasty comments. I work three jobs, always have worked and never fooled around on my husband. There are many worthless, conniving, gold digging women out there but we are not all like that. I do believe this is why I take offense.
June 1st, 2007 at 9:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 26043cfe37698
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you all were supposed to look out after your sisters.
Tsk. Offense? You’re talking about offense?
Well, it’s good you admit that a few of girl’s privilages need to be phased out. Perhaps there is hope for western society after all.
June 1st, 2007 at 4:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Nope, it’s survival of the fittest. But when it comes down to it, I stand alone and will say what needs to be said. I speak the truth, at whatever cost. That does not always make me popular. But I sleep well at night. Know what I mean?
June 4th, 2007 at 6:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ee3253305d6c
If you eat red meat produced in North America you are necessarily ingesting copius quantities of Oestrogens my friend. If you drink any beer product from the major pseudo-brewers in North America you are also ingesting Oestrogens. American males have breasts. This is why. American males have the lowest sperm counts amoung all the major nations, this is why.
Be careful. Soya product has no oestrogen, it has a chemical that will ease the symptoms of female menopause phytooestrogen but has no negative effect on males, even North American males.that soya consumption may decrease androgenic activity slightly in men without adverse effect on sperm quality. Will reduce the probability of prostate cancer my friend.
June 4th, 2007 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ee3253305d6c
Only cunts moderated comments.
Yankee cunts with low self esteem and substantial rectile disfunction.
June 4th, 2007 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ee3253305d6c
Oh and no sense of humour either.
June 4th, 2007 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635ef7c31c7b0
Rectal dysfunction?
-Dick
June 4th, 2007 at 8:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: ff4893678328d
what the fuck are you commenting for then? You agree yet disagree? Fuck, this site is all about the truth, men are better than women. Sure, 0.1% is the exception and since you like to think of yourself as that 0.1%, go fucking ahead but please, just accept the reality check and that men still pwn women.
as for standing toe to toe with a man and beating him down? you have been watching too much charlie angels. try that in real life with a decent guy who has been through the army… you get raped… serious.
June 5th, 2007 at 2:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d
I do. So how about you fuck off out of here and let us do what you just described mmkay?
June 5th, 2007 at 6:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
what the fuck are you commenting for then? You agree yet disagree? Fuck, this site is all about the truth, men are better than women. Sure, 0.1% is the exception and since you like to think of yourself as that 0.1%, go fucking ahead but please, just accept the reality check and that men still pwn women.
as for standing toe to toe with a man and beating him down? you have been watching too much charlie angels. try that in real life with a decent guy who has been through the army… you get raped… serious.
Excuse me, is it a plausible concept that I am/was Military? Is a plausible concept that I have already stood toe to toe with many men? Yes and you must be prepared to die by this Bitch, if you think you’ll fuck with me. Charlie’s Angels was a fucking joke. I do not believe men are better and I don’t know where you’d come up w/that ruse from anything I’ve said or commented on. I think you all are a fucking joke with your false bravado. It is true that each and every one of us is better at one thing or another but men as a whole are not better nor are they better under fire. That is a psychological fact, dear sir. The difference between us, myself and other women is that men do not scare me. Where there are physical differences, I will equalize the situation. Then what? I am also willing to go the distance to make my point. So, I take it, you are asexual?
June 5th, 2007 at 6:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
what the fuck are you commenting for then? You agree yet disagree? Fuck, this site is all about the truth, men are better than women. Sure, 0.1% is the exception and since you like to think of yourself as that 0.1%, go fucking ahead but please, just accept the reality check and that men still pwn women.
as for standing toe to toe with a man and beating him down? you have been watching too much charlie angels. try that in real life with a decent guy who has been through the army… you get raped… serious.
You are simply a joke, if you think physical difference is your only attribute.
June 5th, 2007 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
A woman with a handgun a man does not make.
June 5th, 2007 at 11:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
You’re right, it’s a woman with a handgun, huh?
June 5th, 2007 at 11:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
That’s some dirty shit Dick, changing my comment and repeating his. Whoops are you afraid to actually put my comment up? hmmmm?
June 5th, 2007 at 12:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Wisps, perhaps?
June 5th, 2007 at 1:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fc23a42193c8
You’re a fucking airhead.
I eat redmeat almost daily and have as much breasts as a skeleton. My sperm count probly isn’t massive because I smoke, but I have no one in mind to knock up anyway.
What Americans of all sexes mainly lack is sufficient fiber.
June 6th, 2007 at 10:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
If Camel comes out with Fiber enriched smokes.. I will start smoking immediately.
June 6th, 2007 at 10:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 51f86d6005c2d
If an american man has breasts it’s because he’s fat. Soya products on the other hand has a testosterone decreasing effect.
June 12th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 619f96ee87581
LOL is this serious???! Wow, lol, so this is where all the lonely men go….. interesting. No seriously, this is entertaining. keep it up. lol Everyone needs a laugh.
June 12th, 2007 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 619f96ee87581
What I don’t understand is, Women are whores? All women? Even your own mothers? Which by the way they must be VERY proud. lol. Women are evil? Very confusing……..Well its been fun, enjoy your little hate campaign!
And perhaps take an anti-depressant for christs sake! LOL
June 12th, 2007 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
Get thee away woman.
June 12th, 2007 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 619f96ee87581
;) Bye bye now x
June 12th, 2007 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
Toodles!
June 12th, 2007 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Lol, you’re a teenage slut, your whole life is a big joke. Every 1-night stand, every time you make out with your sister, it’s all a big joke - you’re laughing it up!
I wonder if that makes any difference to God, though. No matter how prudish you are, God still can’t be intimidated or even pretend to be intimidated like all men are in the movies. G’bye now.
June 12th, 2007 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
I didn’t feel intimidated.. I felt sorry for her hiding behind her boobs and keyboard.
100 bucks says she has a myspace page full of “I wuz sooo wastid!!!” pics of her kissing her girlfriends.
June 12th, 2007 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
I wuz so wastid!!!
Yeah, that’s fuck-tastic, you little whore. It must be nice to know that you and all of the other wasteful, spiteful, ignorant girly-girls are going straight to heaven cuz God loves ya!
Or maybe there’s a reason you have fat-sacks hanging off your chest and have to subject yourself to short-skirts and never, ever being taken seriously by anyone of importance save a token figure. Even then, society is beginning to revert back to efficiency and pragmatic factual nature.
Hope your ass isn’t slapped by someone labeled in the out crowd in the rip-tide.
On another note, I love tricking whores like you into thinking I whore myself out just like you do. It’s fucking fun to get dates and act all cool - and then they realize I’m no drunk, muddle-minded dumb-ass jock. I actually have a brain and I use it to get what I want - and don’t fake respect either.
After I take a few cigarettes, drinks, and fucks off them, of course.
September 11th, 2007 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8c990b50515ba