American MANdol (Idol)
I’ve never watched American Idol. I don’t eat Soy based anything for the same reason. I’m afraid of putting too much estrogen in my system.
For the record, however, men are better than women at American Idol.
Winners
Taylor Hicks and whatever that other fat guy’s name is are worth two Kelly Clarkson’s. I don’t even know who the fuck Fantasia Barrino is. I had to look up her name up on the internet and then I immediately cleared my internet browsing history because she sounds like a fucking stripper.
How can you win a mega-million dollar contest like American Idol and then waste away into obscurity? Be a woman, that’s how. Clay Aiken didn’t even win and he’s so famous I call a friend of mine Clay Aiken just to piss him off.
Simon
Simon Cowell is hilarious. He told a retarded person that they weren’t a very good singer. Women wish they could be that compassionate, but wishing doesn’t make duck shit a dog does it? If Simon Cowell is men than Paula Abdul sure is women.
Paula is a drunk who embarrasses herself in greater severity each and every season. How hard is it to sit around for an hour and give your opinion. She’s got every woman’s dream job. Alas, women are never happy and Paula Abdul is proof of that. She takes one step forward and television decency takes two steps back.
Success
Anytime something is successful, a man was behind it. A man was probably in front of it too, getting knocked off the top of the heap by something bigger, better, and more manlier. Oprah and Harry Potter were fucking flukes. Look up some interviews and you’ll see for yourself. Neither of those women thought they would be as successful as they are.
“I didn’t know it would be so successful!”
“I never dreamt I would be this rich!”
Simon Fuller has never said anything so stupid and womanly.
Tonight, I predict victory for men.
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Fuck off the site already. No one is trying to “get one over on you” they just want you on a cunt site or dead. No preference.
The Almost - Southern Weather.
By your own admission, that should tell you, you’re a Dumbass, not well liked.
My insinuation was that you did not speak the truth to your goons comments about trolling and, again I quote;
“My guess is that they’re from one of these groups of people who find real life so unfulfilling that they dedicate theirs to trolling the internet looking for people to “take down a peg or two.”
I think that was your aim, to take me down a peg or two. Not today Dickwad.
The fear you feel is not ours, fool.
Afraid? Do you know how many death threats I get a day?
Sadly, most are not more correctly punctuated.
-Dick
PS Dick, tell your Pocket Pool Club the truth, or are you afraid?
Consider yourself lucky prick, that I am where I am and you and your little friends are safe and sound.
Hey Dick, why don’t you tell your buddies, how you’re the one, who trolled my blog with senseless comments. So, it must be you that is and I quote;
“one of these groups of people who find real life so unfulfilling that they dedicate theirs to trolling the internet looking for people to “take down a peg or two.”
And as far as harassment goes, You came to my blog first. You have an open comment system and short of threatening your very life (think Dick) there’s not a damn thing you can do. Now, take the comments off your blog, if you are the fruity pants, I think you are.
Now, you can apologize or shut the fuck up!
I can’t see why anyone would care if they contacted you for harrassment. I would love to hear the sounds of their coward voices.
I do. Bear with me here.
I think one or two are your run-of-the-mill Priviledged Princesses you get here from time to time. As for the rest, I doubt there’s a single female among them. My guess is that they’re from one of these groups of people who find real life so unfulfilling that they dedicate theirs to trolling the internet looking for people to “take down a peg or two.” A pretty educated guess in fact, as one of the more popular sites where these types like to congregate actually links to this one, which is how I found this place. Apparently if you object to their behaviour you have no sense of humour and take yourself and the internet way too seriously. They then feel justified in “teaching you a lesson” by trying to disable your website by hacking or spamming, tracking down your personal info (full name, home address, phone numbers, whatever they can get their hands on,) and publishing it, then encouraging people to use it to harrass you, your friends, your family, your co-workers, etc. Then once they’ve destoyed you to their satisfaction they’ll document the whole thing and post it on a website so everyone can laugh at the funny joke. Apparently this is all supposed to teach you some kind of valuable lesson about being able to laugh at yourself. I’m sure If I dedicated a good part of my life to a pursuit like that I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing at myself, but that’s neither here nor there.
I hope I’m wrong but I doubt it. Play along and when they’ve had their fun they’ll leave.
Jxbx, care to elaborate? Have you a theory as to who these squalid gashes are?
- Benassi Bros - feel alive
Friend, they don’t have the power to “squeeze” unless we let them. And we won’t let them.
But I agree, their inarticulateness is pretty funny. In the absence of a cogent argument, women just get high pitched and insulting, mostly directed at your dick and balls. (I’m not a Freudian, but it looks like penis envy to me.)
Such violence.
How womanly.
-Dick
Don’t play into it man, it’s what they want. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, they’ll leave when they’ve had their fun. Who knows, there may even be some laughs in it if they’re who I think they are. And if they are who I think they are, the more you wiggle the harder they’ll squeeze.
I see the SCUM contingent are present, and practicing their usual double standard. We men would not go to chicksarebetter.com (or some similar abode of neo-feminist idiocy) and post with such virulence and antagonistic language, especially when they’re not explicitly not welcome. Obviously the man-haters have no such qualm.
Men, just let them spray hate for a while. They’ll leave when they’ve exhausted themselves. We’ll clean up the mess when they’re gone — you know you can’t expect a woman to clean up after herself.
So do we cry now, or after we beg for mercy?
Such violence.
How womanly.
-Dick
Men are just pissed because they don’t have pussies. they have to piss and cum through one hole like an animal, so they are angry.
You came on my property first, Dickless. I’ve never watched American Idol in my life, so it sure as hell is not about that. I saw that you read my post, to you. But you don’t have the hair to come back.
What’d some bitch tell you your pee pee was too small, so you think you need to prove to the world that you are a hardass? I guarantee Mr.Masterson, I am one woman that could, would and should stand toe to toe and put you on your ass. Not all women are frilly lil things and I always know how to equalize a situation. One on one, we’d see if men are better. I would hurt your feelings dear sir. Bank on it!
yes, all men are repugnant. it’s in your dna. You are all murderous rapist niggers.
And particularly repugnant specimens at that.
So, they’re finally here. I was wondering how long it would take.