American MANdol (Idol)

I’ve never watched American Idol. I don’t eat Soy based anything for the same reason. I’m afraid of putting too much estrogen in my system.

For the record, however, men are better than women at American Idol.

Winners

Taylor Hicks and whatever that other fat guy’s name is are worth two Kelly Clarkson’s. I don’t even know who the fuck Fantasia Barrino is. I had to look up her name up on the internet and then I immediately cleared my internet browsing history because she sounds like a fucking stripper.

How can you win a mega-million dollar contest like American Idol and then waste away into obscurity? Be a woman, that’s how. Clay Aiken didn’t even win and he’s so famous I call a friend of mine Clay Aiken just to piss him off.

Simon

Simon Cowell is hilarious. He told a retarded person that they weren’t a very good singer. Women wish they could be that compassionate, but wishing doesn’t make duck shit a dog does it? If Simon Cowell is men than Paula Abdul sure is women.

Paula is a drunk who embarrasses herself in greater severity each and every season. How hard is it to sit around for an hour and give your opinion. She’s got every woman’s dream job. Alas, women are never happy and Paula Abdul is proof of that. She takes one step forward and television decency takes two steps back.

Success

Anytime something is successful, a man was behind it. A man was probably in front of it too, getting knocked off the top of the heap by something bigger, better, and more manlier. Oprah and Harry Potter were fucking flukes. Look up some interviews and you’ll see for yourself. Neither of those women thought they would be as successful as they are.

“I didn’t know it would be so successful!”
“I never dreamt I would be this rich!”

Simon Fuller has never said anything so stupid and womanly.

Tonight, I predict victory for men.

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Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-06-05 06:42:29

MansVoice said:

Dirty Bitch Society said:

Nope, it’s survival of the fittest. But when it comes down to it, I stand alone and will say what needs to be said. I speak the truth, at whatever cost. That does not always make me popular. But I sleep well at night. Know what I mean?

what the fuck are you commenting for then? You agree yet disagree? Fuck, this site is all about the truth, men are better than women. Sure, 0.1% is the exception and since you like to think of yourself as that 0.1%, go fucking ahead but please, just accept the reality check and that men still pwn women.

as for standing toe to toe with a man and beating him down? you have been watching too much charlie angels. try that in real life with a decent guy who has been through the army… you get raped… serious.

Excuse me, is it a plausible concept that I am/was Military? Is a plausible concept that I have already stood toe to toe with many men? Yes and you must be prepared to die by this Bitch, if you think you’ll fuck with me. Charlie’s Angels was a fucking joke. I do not believe men are better and I don’t know where you’d come up w/that ruse from anything I’ve said or commented on. I think you all are a fucking joke with your false bravado. It is true that each and every one of us is better at one thing or another but men as a whole are not better nor are they better under fire. That is a psychological fact, dear sir. The difference between us, myself and other women is that men do not scare me. Where there are physical differences, I will equalize the situation. Then what? I am also willing to go the distance to make my point. So, I take it, you are asexual?

 
Comment by Necrosword
2007-06-05 02:29:37

Dirty Bitch Society said:

Nope, it’s survival of the fittest. But when it comes down to it, I stand alone and will say what needs to be said. I speak the truth, at whatever cost. That does not always make me popular. But I sleep well at night. Know what I mean?

I do. So how about you fuck off out of here and let us do what you just described mmkay?

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-06-04 20:55:31

Dirty Bitch Society said:

Nope, it’s survival of the fittest. But when it comes down to it, I stand alone and will say what needs to be said. I speak the truth, at whatever cost. That does not always make me popular. But I sleep well at night. Know what I mean?

what the fuck are you commenting for then? You agree yet disagree? Fuck, this site is all about the truth, men are better than women. Sure, 0.1% is the exception and since you like to think of yourself as that 0.1%, go fucking ahead but please, just accept the reality check and that men still pwn women.

as for standing toe to toe with a man and beating him down? you have been watching too much charlie angels. try that in real life with a decent guy who has been through the army… you get raped… serious.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2007-06-04 18:29:11

Vagina Dentata said:

Only cunts moderated comments.
Yankee cunts with low self esteem and substantial rectile disfunction.

Rectal dysfunction?

-Dick

 
Comment by Vagina Dentata
2007-06-04 18:14:56

Oh and no sense of humour either.

 
Comment by Vagina Dentata
2007-06-04 18:14:29

Only cunts moderated comments.
Yankee cunts with low self esteem and substantial rectile disfunction.

 
Comment by Vagina Dentata
2007-06-04 18:12:29

If you eat red meat produced in North America you are necessarily ingesting copius quantities of Oestrogens my friend. If you drink any beer product from the major pseudo-brewers in North America you are also ingesting Oestrogens. American males have breasts. This is why. American males have the lowest sperm counts amoung all the major nations, this is why.
Be careful. Soya product has no oestrogen, it has a chemical that will ease the symptoms of female menopause phytooestrogen but has no negative effect on males, even North American males.that soya consumption may decrease androgenic activity slightly in men without adverse effect on sperm quality. Will reduce the probability of prostate cancer my friend.

 
Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-06-01 16:02:31

Nope, it’s survival of the fittest. But when it comes down to it, I stand alone and will say what needs to be said. I speak the truth, at whatever cost. That does not always make me popular. But I sleep well at night. Know what I mean?

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-06-01 09:53:49

Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you all were supposed to look out after your sisters.
Tsk. Offense? You’re talking about offense?
Well, it’s good you admit that a few of girl’s privilages need to be phased out. Perhaps there is hope for western society after all.

 
Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-06-01 05:26:11

Doubt, first, please, please, please tell me, where I’ve lied about anything. I am many things but liar is not one of them and I never write checks, my fat ass can’t cash.
Secondly, I think it is evil for women to use the law in a deviant manner. Yes, they are disgusting whores, especially when they cry rape and it never happened. I wrote this, on my advice column; http://goauntb.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-just-cant-stand-no-stand-up-woma n.html
They ruin mens lives, when they purposely get pregnant and I am woman enough to say so. But I think you are lumping us all in together. I am not like all those bimbo’s and do not deserve, the nasty comments. I work three jobs, always have worked and never fooled around on my husband. There are many worthless, conniving, gold digging women out there but we are not all like that. I do believe this is why I take offense.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-05-31 19:56:03

No, you’re just a stupid whore who thinks having a vagina makes her a fucking God who is free to judge from her little pedistool.
And what you say carries absolutely no weight. You have lied and lied again, you are nothing more than a screeching harpy. You are nothing more than a lying, stupid whore, just like every other angry little girl. You just spew shit out of your mouth - and as for the rape point…
So many definitions of rape are so abstract. Legalizing rape would be far better than the system we have now where we castrate anyone suspected of being a rapist. Therefore, let’s go back to the basics, shall we? No more one-witness testimonies, we phase out girl’s privilages to the point where they are equal or lesser than male rights, and we eliminate the double-standard. Thusly, the world is a better place and whores actually have some motivation to better their stupid, slutty selves. Even if they have an incomplete mind and body.

 
Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-05-31 10:52:58

mike said:

Only a worthless woman has the spare time to spam as much as you.

Is that so Mike? Boy, that really hurt, you put me in my place, huh? Pot calling the kettle black, you and you tired ass boyfriends. I wouldn’t bother calling you faggots because faggots are much better people. No, you are all lower than maggots, you’d make one gag and that’s your problem, you are detestable, therefore, you THINK, you can take it out on women. Sad case of Dickheadism.

 
Comment by mike
2007-05-31 09:22:58

Only a worthless woman has the spare time to spam as much as you.

 
Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-05-31 09:09:42

son of the suns said:

It means you’re a useless little cunt on the internet. That’s about it.

If I knew where your flat was I’d burn it down with your dyke girlfriend and your cats inside.

If you knew who I was, you’d tuck your little dick and run. You ain’t squashing a grape at a fruit fight bitch. You’ll wish you could be half the woman I am. Now, go play with yourself before I have to spank your ass.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2007-05-31 09:06:51

It means you’re a useless little cunt on the internet. That’s about it.

If I knew where your flat was I’d burn it down with your dyke girlfriend and your cats inside.

 
Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-05-31 08:53:04

Dick Masterson said:

Dirty Bitch Society said:

I guarantee Mr.Masterson, I am one woman that could, would and should stand toe to toe and put you on your ass. Not all women are frilly lil things and I always know how to equalize a situation. One on one, we’d see if men are better.

Such violence.

How womanly.

-Dick
See Dick, you have it all fucked up. I am all woman but a Dirty Bitch. What does that mean? It means I can win against fucktards like you. You may have physical stature on me but I am willing to go the distance to make a point. Do you know what that means? That means, I will always survive because I equalize the situation and am willing to do what it takes to win. Now, it’d be nice if you apologized before your feelings get hurt. Last chance!

 
Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-05-31 08:49:37

CHICKS AINT GOT DICKS said:

CORN KERNEL AND RAPE-OOZE CACA

Not the sharpest peanut in the turd, huh?

 
Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-05-31 07:26:51

CHICKS AINT GOT DICKS said:

KAKA

Is that the best you can do? I don’t want or need a dick but I would take certain pleasure in fucking you in the ass.

 
Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-05-31 07:08:49

I’d love to see you try. I shot the last one. Give me your best shot, you sick fuck! You’ll never live to tell.

 
Comment by Dirty Bitch Society
2007-05-31 06:20:10

Sam Adams said:

I see the SCUM contingent are present, and practicing their usual double standard. We men would not go to chicksarebetter.com (or some similar abode of neo-feminist idiocy) and post with such virulence and antagonistic language, especially when they’re not explicitly not welcome. Obviously the man-haters have no such qualm.

Men, just let them spray hate for a while. They’ll leave when they’ve exhausted themselves. We’ll clean up the mess when they’re gone — you know you can’t expect a woman to clean up after herself.

Of course you wouldn’t go to a chicksarebetter.com site. I wouldn’t either. But the fact remains that your dear butt buddy, Dick masterson came to my site and made a lame ass comment. He started this and will not have the balls to admit it. Now, go lay down next to your dish and lick your balls. be a good boy.

 
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