American MANdol (Idol)
I’ve never watched American Idol. I don’t eat Soy based anything for the same reason. I’m afraid of putting too much estrogen in my system.
For the record, however, men are better than women at American Idol.
Winners
Taylor Hicks and whatever that other fat guy’s name is are worth two Kelly Clarkson’s. I don’t even know who the fuck Fantasia Barrino is. I had to look up her name up on the internet and then I immediately cleared my internet browsing history because she sounds like a fucking stripper.
How can you win a mega-million dollar contest like American Idol and then waste away into obscurity? Be a woman, that’s how. Clay Aiken didn’t even win and he’s so famous I call a friend of mine Clay Aiken just to piss him off.
Simon
Simon Cowell is hilarious. He told a retarded person that they weren’t a very good singer. Women wish they could be that compassionate, but wishing doesn’t make duck shit a dog does it? If Simon Cowell is men than Paula Abdul sure is women.
Paula is a drunk who embarrasses herself in greater severity each and every season. How hard is it to sit around for an hour and give your opinion. She’s got every woman’s dream job. Alas, women are never happy and Paula Abdul is proof of that. She takes one step forward and television decency takes two steps back.
Success
Anytime something is successful, a man was behind it. A man was probably in front of it too, getting knocked off the top of the heap by something bigger, better, and more manlier. Oprah and Harry Potter were fucking flukes. Look up some interviews and you’ll see for yourself. Neither of those women thought they would be as successful as they are.
“I didn’t know it would be so successful!”
“I never dreamt I would be this rich!”
Simon Fuller has never said anything so stupid and womanly.
Tonight, I predict victory for men.
Related Articles:
May 28th, 2007 at 7:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e21644fa93b3
Wow, you really don’t like women do you?
Let’s be honest Dick, you know you must hate women to write this type of shit?
May 28th, 2007 at 8:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 2eadea77df06e
Well Dickless, it’s quite clear to me, that I must intimidate you. Of course you will deny it because you are a wannabe hard ass. Sorry but you fall way short and it’s as plain as the dick in your mouth, that you are afraid of women, thus your smear campaign. Get a life.
May 28th, 2007 at 11:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Adrian McCoy & Babs Bitchin; No Women Allowed. Go away!
May 28th, 2007 at 12:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
men rule
May 28th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
Dick, you really must have hit a nerve with this topic. Not one, but two uninvited chick posters took exception to something you wrote. I find it interesting that they don’t object to any other topic except your opinion of American Idol. Makes sense. Women know what their priorities are. Do they have opinions on women’s role in society and politics? Nah. American Idol? Absolutely.
This just shows you’re doing the lord’s work, Dick.
May 28th, 2007 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
But the average female intellect and psyche in all their opaque splendor.
- gwen stefani - the sweet escape (ft_akon)
May 28th, 2007 at 11:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
It certainly does.
-Dick
May 29th, 2007 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Why are men so irrational? I mean, they get upset at the littlest thing and will rape and kill people at the drop of a hat? How many of you have raped a kid? I’ll bet at least half. I;ll bet at least half of you have killed someone in a fit of male rage, which surpasses negro rage. Male on male crime is worse than black on black. Men are such violent criminals. why is that? are you just negroes at heart?