American MANdol (Idol)
I’ve never watched American Idol. I don’t eat Soy based anything for the same reason. I’m afraid of putting too much estrogen in my system.
For the record, however, men are better than women at American Idol.
Winners
Taylor Hicks and whatever that other fat guy’s name is are worth two Kelly Clarkson’s. I don’t even know who the fuck Fantasia Barrino is. I had to look up her name up on the internet and then I immediately cleared my internet browsing history because she sounds like a fucking stripper.
How can you win a mega-million dollar contest like American Idol and then waste away into obscurity? Be a woman, that’s how. Clay Aiken didn’t even win and he’s so famous I call a friend of mine Clay Aiken just to piss him off.
Simon
Simon Cowell is hilarious. He told a retarded person that they weren’t a very good singer. Women wish they could be that compassionate, but wishing doesn’t make duck shit a dog does it? If Simon Cowell is men than Paula Abdul sure is women.
Paula is a drunk who embarrasses herself in greater severity each and every season. How hard is it to sit around for an hour and give your opinion. She’s got every woman’s dream job. Alas, women are never happy and Paula Abdul is proof of that. She takes one step forward and television decency takes two steps back.
Success
Anytime something is successful, a man was behind it. A man was probably in front of it too, getting knocked off the top of the heap by something bigger, better, and more manlier. Oprah and Harry Potter were fucking flukes. Look up some interviews and you’ll see for yourself. Neither of those women thought they would be as successful as they are.
“I didn’t know it would be so successful!”
“I never dreamt I would be this rich!”
Simon Fuller has never said anything so stupid and womanly.
Tonight, I predict victory for men.
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Anything is possible.
But possibility doesn’t indicate much of anything significant.
Put the pedal to the metal…and shut it.
@Dirty Bitch Society: Dont make empty threats and run away. I like to see you beat me down. I dont care how muscular you think you are. Any real man can kick your sorry ass to hell. A “one on one”? Why not a gangbang since you want to be raped that badly.
…and so the true nature of this woman emerges. Put your hands over your ears, children!!!
Such violence.
How womanly.
-Dick
See Dick, you have it all fucked up. I am all woman but a Dirty Bitch. What does that mean? It means I can win against fucktards like you. You may have physical stature on me but I am willing to go the distance to make a point. Do you know what that means? That means, I will always survive because I equalize the situation and am willing to do what it takes to win. Now, it’d be nice if you apologized before your feelings get hurt. Last chance!
Bitch just face it, men are and have ALWAYS been better in kicking the others ass. Now turn of that “Donna Summers I Will Survive” bullshit attitude and go fuck yourself. Dick is a damn genious just face it, could you prove a point about men? Of course you can’t, because women dont make any fucking sense. By the way why the fuck are you on this site? If i was a black man i wouldnt bother commenting on a KKK Clan website. Now fuck off.
I wuz so wastid!!!
Yeah, that’s fuck-tastic, you little whore. It must be nice to know that you and all of the other wasteful, spiteful, ignorant girly-girls are going straight to heaven cuz God loves ya!
Or maybe there’s a reason you have fat-sacks hanging off your chest and have to subject yourself to short-skirts and never, ever being taken seriously by anyone of importance save a token figure. Even then, society is beginning to revert back to efficiency and pragmatic factual nature.
Hope your ass isn’t slapped by someone labeled in the out crowd in the rip-tide.
On another note, I love tricking whores like you into thinking I whore myself out just like you do. It’s fucking fun to get dates and act all cool - and then they realize I’m no drunk, muddle-minded dumb-ass jock. I actually have a brain and I use it to get what I want - and don’t fake respect either.
After I take a few cigarettes, drinks, and fucks off them, of course.
I didn’t feel intimidated.. I felt sorry for her hiding behind her boobs and keyboard.
100 bucks says she has a myspace page full of “I wuz sooo wastid!!!” pics of her kissing her girlfriends.
Lol, you’re a teenage slut, your whole life is a big joke. Every 1-night stand, every time you make out with your sister, it’s all a big joke - you’re laughing it up!
I wonder if that makes any difference to God, though. No matter how prudish you are, God still can’t be intimidated or even pretend to be intimidated like all men are in the movies. G’bye now.
Toodles!
;) Bye bye now x
Get thee away woman.
What I don’t understand is, Women are whores? All women? Even your own mothers? Which by the way they must be VERY proud. lol. Women are evil? Very confusing……..Well its been fun, enjoy your little hate campaign!
And perhaps take an anti-depressant for christs sake! LOL
LOL is this serious???! Wow, lol, so this is where all the lonely men go….. interesting. No seriously, this is entertaining. keep it up. lol Everyone needs a laugh.
If an american man has breasts it’s because he’s fat. Soya products on the other hand has a testosterone decreasing effect.
If Camel comes out with Fiber enriched smokes.. I will start smoking immediately.
You’re a fucking airhead.
I eat redmeat almost daily and have as much breasts as a skeleton. My sperm count probly isn’t massive because I smoke, but I have no one in mind to knock up anyway.
What Americans of all sexes mainly lack is sufficient fiber.
Wisps, perhaps?
That’s some dirty shit Dick, changing my comment and repeating his. Whoops are you afraid to actually put my comment up? hmmmm?
You’re right, it’s a woman with a handgun, huh?
A woman with a handgun a man does not make.
what the fuck are you commenting for then? You agree yet disagree? Fuck, this site is all about the truth, men are better than women. Sure, 0.1% is the exception and since you like to think of yourself as that 0.1%, go fucking ahead but please, just accept the reality check and that men still pwn women.
as for standing toe to toe with a man and beating him down? you have been watching too much charlie angels. try that in real life with a decent guy who has been through the army… you get raped… serious.
You are simply a joke, if you think physical difference is your only attribute.