Anorexia? Manorexia

Anorexia Nervosa has been a big problem for women for decades. It should be about ten times bigger than it is though. What good is a woman who isn’t at least trying to be skinny as fuck?

Granted all men’s tastes are different and of equal value, but it’s obvious to me as a man the natural inclination for women is squewed toward big fat fuck — and that I have a problem with. So what do women do? Stop eating?

No. Women can’t even do that right.

Anorexia is such a bunch of overblown horseshit. There’s absolutely no problem with not eating anything — especially not eating Frappacinos, cupcakes, and pies. Women just fuck it all up like they fuck everything up.

‘I’ll show men,’ they say. ‘Men want me to be skinny? I’ll starve myself to death.’

Brilliant fucking move, ladies.

You know some men in the army are trained not to eat for like a week. That’s true. For all you know I have many friends in the armed services and I also heard something about it on a commercial.

Anorexia is not a problem for men because when men do it, it takes the form of something I call Manorexia. That’s when a man opts to not eat a second lunch or skips breakfast because he’s too busy kicking ass at work to fuck around with a bunch of eggs and bacon — even though that’s one of the manliest meats there is. Manorexia is also when you’re stationed somewhere with your squadron and you have enough supplies for 5 days, but you’ve been there 11 days to get the fucking job done. That’s what the army commercial I was talking about said, and goddamn if it doesn’t get me hard every time I see it.

Does everyone flip out about that shit? Are there any after school specials about skipping breakfast and how it gives you slightly bad breath until lunch time? No. Are there any organizations set out to spread awareness of drinking until you throw up the bag of Cheetos you ate for dinner? No. That’s Man-bulimia and no one gives a fuck about it.

Women have problems with their self-image. So the fuck what. If we made a list of all the problems women have with all the things in the world, it would look like Santa’s and half of it would contradict the other half.

‘I have problems with my self-image!’
‘Also I hate how men always stare at my hot body!’
‘Why is it that halter tops cost more than T-shirts! There’s less shirt!’

It’s hard to contradict yourself twice, but there you have it. The female trinity of wrongness.

Besides, men have always had problems with their self-image as well. Bullshit! I’m totally joking! No man has ever given a shit about what he looks like. That’s why we wear flannel and grow beards and moustaches and have since the beginning of time. Because we know all that counts is what’s on the inside.

Women are just superficial bitches who think they can solve problems by flushing them down the toilet.

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Comment by Noortje
2009-11-19 08:55:00 - IP Man-Hash: b85390307f37f

YOU ARE AN ASS!!!
Don’t talk about something you know absolutly nothing about!

Comment by Harry
2009-11-19 10:35:25 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

If you ’suffer’ from anorexia, or indeed anyone that does. Instead of people showing you or any other form of self harmer the attention they seek. Perhaps a trip to Africa or anywhere else is hard. Preferably where children are dying because they don’t have enough to eat or drink. Take a reality check and stop playing the victim ffs.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-11-19 10:53:19 - IP Man-Hash: 377b5a9de4994

Let’s take a guess what she menat – ” I am a total ass or asshole” she meant.

 
 
Comment by Blueish
2009-11-17 10:50:03 - IP Man-Hash: 8040090d000a1

The author is funny as hell. ‘No man has ever given a shit about what he looks like’ prove it. Rate of men to women suffering from eating disorders is 1:6, actually. Google it. And we don’t do it for men, for God’s sake, we do it for ourselves.

I love men. Men are more passionate, impulsive and emotional (yes, I mean it) than women. Almost all talanted writers, painters, scientists etc. were/are men. That we need to do as females is to help men to achive their goals and feel strong and powerful, whilst being independent.

I want to see a bright and strong man beside me (not a complaining about women imperfectness one). Only if he is a real man, who is capable of being manful in all aspects of life including taking care of a woman, or of a family if it is a family we are talking about, I will be happy to dedicate my life to him. After all, we have to complete each other, haven’t we?

Comment by Harry
2009-11-17 11:05:26 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

” I will be happy to dedicate my life to him. After all, we have to complete each other, haven’t we? ”

All I see is parasite.

As to ‘men’ with eating disorders, there are some born with penis’ that aren’t men. Or later become more than a little feminised. What a shock, as men are constantly encouraged to become so. As my post yesterday also hinted at, even plastic appears to help. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1228095/Toxins-plastics-femini se-boys-play-like-little-girls-say-scientists.html

 
 
Comment by dctrtuba
2009-10-29 19:46:51 - IP Man-Hash: 50042d3f1441d

I’m a Marine, and my wife is dying of anorexia. I’d really like to hear the writer of this bullshit article say anything about either this horrible disease or the military — to my face. I’d kick his ass into next week. What a BITCH — is this guy GAY or something? I gave my back, defending the freedom of punk-asses like this. That makes me sick!

Comment by Harry
2009-10-29 20:09:22 - IP Man-Hash: 7e922a00473bb

I think you’ll find Dick is pro military. I hope your wife gets well. You’ve called it a disease. you may be a soldier (accepting your post as real) but you have been brainwashed into todays minset in thinking such things as alcholism, anorexia etc are diseases. I worked with some people (women) from Africa a few years back. They found the consept of self harm ( the work was in a hostel) as completely mind boggling and they were being polite.

 
 
Comment by curt robinson
2009-10-25 15:49:02 - IP Man-Hash: cfa625c3d786f

Sounds to me by your posts, you better stick with man ass and dick! It’s obvious you hate women and for some unknown childhood reason you have this resentment toward them. You think you’re a man? A real man is someone who not only respects women, but also reveres them. Women are the bearers of life. If it wasn’t for a woman, you wouldn’t be here (maybe we’d all be better off) scratch that analogy…. we’d definitely be better off. Without women, this world wouldn’t exist. Somehow you became jaded? Several times? Maybe you need to take a look at yourself. I don’t think your problem is women… I think your problem is you!!! Maybe your women in your life hate sex because you suck at it? My wife loves sex…. we’ve been married 12 years and have sex 4-5 times a week. All this after 3 kids. The problem is within you. Looser!

Comment by Harry
2009-10-29 20:17:43 - IP Man-Hash: 7e922a00473bb

curt: Show her your post, you might get an extra as a reward. Good luck on your likely future divorce. Wave bye bye to galf (at least) of your belongings, or did she actually pay for half?

 
 
Comment by littlelotr
2009-10-23 20:25:38 - IP Man-Hash: 59e106ff65959

Really? You have GOT to be kidding me. If you think for one fucking minute that eating disorders are because women want to please you, you are out of your fucking mind. They have nothing to do with you. Obviously you’re a fucking moron. Eating disorders are not to lose weight for YOU, they are to cope. So grow the fuck up and suck your own dick ’cause clearly you don’t need a woman for that, sweetheart.

 
Comment by sperm dump user
2009-10-21 06:09:56 - IP Man-Hash: 68c58fbda6b68

you speak for us all hetrosexual women used dominant males, good on ya, from oz

 
Comment by Harry
2009-10-19 01:42:05 - IP Man-Hash: a046bffb7ff15

Finally read this article.

Dick said: ‘Women are just superficial bitches’

Enough said, got it it one.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-10-19 00:59:01 - IP Man-Hash: a046bffb7ff15

Aylah: Final add to my comments. Where were your parents at the time? None of my girls were raped (to my knowledge). Why? Because as much as any man can protect their children in these ever more permissive (dumb an ignorant as fuck, so guess what genders viewpoint it follows) times, I tried to protect my girls from situations that might prove dangerous for them. If you want to point the finger of blame for a girl of 12 being raped, you must also point the finger at the parents. Was your father present in your home? Did he have much say in your upbringing? Did mum let you do what ever the fuck you wanted?

 
Comment by Aylah
2009-09-17 04:54:25 - IP Man-Hash: 52b7eb49474c7

oh and GUYS IF YOU HATE WOMEN SO FUCKING MUCH WHY DON’T YOU JUST TURN GAY? BUM EACH OTHER AND FUCK EACH OTHERS ARSEHOLES TIL THEY ARE RED RAW AND BLEEDING? WOULD THAT NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER SINCE YOU LOVE THE MALE FORM SO MUCH??? *HANDS YOU ALL SOME LUBE* NOW FUCK EACH OTHERS NICE TIGHT ANAL PASSAGES YOU FUCKING DICK HEADS

Comment by studioline
2009-09-17 05:09:09 - IP Man-Hash: 117a4f6a5bbd9

More men turn gay less cocks for you, asshead.

Comment by Aylah
2009-09-17 19:53:50 - IP Man-Hash: 52b7eb49474c7

I don’t want cock you wanker…cocks are vieny disgusting pieces of flesh that do nothing for people like me….I am a dyke…duh

Comment by studioline
2009-09-17 22:45:39 - IP Man-Hash: 117a4f6a5bbd9

And we don’t want you vagina, fuck off.

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Comment by Captain
2009-09-17 06:20:00 - IP Man-Hash: 893a747a6c175

Not another bleeding cunt regurgitating the same crap again.
We get tired of hearing the same shit.
Fuck off.

 
 
Comment by Aylah
2009-09-17 04:51:50 - IP Man-Hash: 52b7eb49474c7

I am absolutely astounded by the fact that ‘Dick’ could be such an arsehole about anorexia. During my teens I suffered anorexia for years. I ended up in hospital and was fed through fucking tubes down my nose. I was so thin I could not fucking walk. WHY did I choose to do this to myself? because a useless piece of shit MAN molested me when I was fucking 12. WHY would a cunt sucking mother fucking MALE strip the innocent virginity of a child? HRMM I don’t know maybe because all men are fucked in the head and are selfish and oh yeah…they think with that useless piece of shit muscle they call a dick. WELL GUESS WHAT YOU ARESEHOLE MEN? women don’t fucking need you either. Infact the day I became a dyke was the best thing I ever did in my life. WE HAVE SEX TOYS THAT ARE 100 TIMES BETTER THAN THAT USELESS PIECE OF SHIT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AT LEAST NOW WE ARE GUARANTEED A FUCKING ORGASM INSTEAD OF PUTTING UP WITH YOUR USELESS FUCKING THRUSTING THAT DOES NOT GET US OFF ANYWAY. SO you know what? fuck you all…I am going to go start up a fucking dyke dult and we are going to drain all the semen out of your fucking balls and then freeze it. Then slaughter all you fucking men and have a world brimming with gorgeous beautiful women. Slaughter every fucking male that come into the wombs of those chicks too…rid the world of you fucking parasites and then live in absoulte fucking blis *shoves her rude finger up at you* fuck you all
WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN

Comment by studioline
2009-09-17 05:07:46 - IP Man-Hash: 117a4f6a5bbd9

That’s where anorexia is comeing from. A perfect example.

 
Comment by Captain
2009-09-17 06:21:31 - IP Man-Hash: 893a747a6c175

Nyehnyehnyeh Y nt trn 2 a lesbian thn? nyehnyehnyeh.

Please. Fuck. Off.

 
Comment by usemenonly
2009-09-17 06:52:10 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

The pain and suffering of this poor woman -I have compassion for her. For a 12 year old girl to have to go through that is a horrible thing to deal with. I hope that man was jailed.

Comment by Skandal
2009-09-18 00:12:27 - IP Man-Hash: 301ff38ad88b9

Aylah, bitch fuck you. Just because you had your 12 year old experience, you turn dyke and blame all men(saying we’re fucked in the heads). No bitch you’re the one who is fucked off in the brains. But, go ahead and continue licking pussy and shoving toys up your ass. We don’t fucking care, because (guess what?) the heterosexual community doesn’t want/need your ass either.

 
 
Comment by No name
2009-10-17 00:49:38 - IP Man-Hash: d59bcce03961e

First of all, I’m sorry to hear you got raped. I hate guys who do that, they are fucking loosers. And he hope he’s in jail. But don’t blame this on us. Don’t dress like a whore and make yourself pretty. It’s stupid of you being 12 alone with a guy, what were you thinking!

You can’t even make yourself look unactractive. Instead of making yourself skinny, you should have made yourself obese like a 1000lb whale. But you can’t even do that right.

2nd, you just suck at picking good guys if you think sex is better with toys. But that’s probably how you got raped because you cannot pick good guys. It’s best if you turn lesbian because you are not intellectually capable of telling the difference between a rapist, a lousy lover and a real man given your past.

I’m not a women hater, I love my women alot. But you just suck and I’m sorry if a good guy ends up with damaged goods like yourself.

Comment by fucku
2009-10-18 20:49:37 - IP Man-Hash: def078d6f0002

you lot have contradicted yourselfs like a million times on this joke of a website you cunts-you are nothing but some scum and guess what baby-you wont get women to come near enough to you to rape them so you’ll never loose your virginity-and I would’t try prostitutes if I were you because the minute the women opened the door to the likes of you she’d pay YOU to leave-you fucking bitter psycotic cunt-I have never encountered a woman who’d be dumb enough to fuck with you-if she exists I’d like to meet the bitch and check she’s not made of latex-so if we’re all stupid that’s to your detriment-sorry do you know what that word means?Someone explain it to these dumb cunts please,I’m bored and now leaving this shit website

Comment by Harry
2009-10-19 00:02:14 - IP Man-Hash: a046bffb7ff15

I can only assume you don’t understand the meaning of contradiction.

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Comment by Harry
2009-10-19 00:41:36 - IP Man-Hash: a046bffb7ff15

Aylah: I hope you find some balance in your life.

This is why paedophiles need to be put down, simple.

Comment by Harry
2009-10-19 00:48:34 - IP Man-Hash: a046bffb7ff15

I’ll add, the taxes spent sex offenders should be spent on their victims, to help them achieve some balance. The what and the why’s that made the offences possible should be asked after the healing process has begun as part of their education to help the victims protect themselves.

 
 
 
Comment by Bob
2009-05-31 15:56:14 - IP Man-Hash: 7eb006656bef8

anorexic women don’t eat because they think they’re fat, then they become as skinny and weak as fuck and still think they’re fat. That’s just fucking retarded. Anyone who has anorexia, man or woman, is just stupid IMO. That’s not how you lose weight. You lose weight by exercising and working out.
I don’t even consider anorexia a disease; it’s just people being retarded. They can easily just eat but they don’t because of stupidity. It’s completely their fault, you can’t blame it on a “disease”

Comment by sarah
2009-06-22 03:30:43 - IP Man-Hash: c7ca1bf65fb30

well when you are skinny and you physically see a fat person in the mirror you can call that a mental diseas. Also anorexics have alot of will power, you have any idea the determination it takes not to eat at all. So much wasted self control
anyway dick Ive know a few guys that have done stupid things like not eat for almost two weeks and only drink cranberry juice and nearly die from dehydration after thier female friens have advised them other wise, live on a diet of asprin at the concern of thier gilfriends yes a group of guys I knew lived on a diet of pharmisuitcal painkillers so they could fit into thier skinny jeans, live off protien powder and put on wieght. Lets not forget that men pump steriods into thier asses so they can look like a piece of grisle with a head.

 
Comment by Aylah
2009-09-17 04:56:58 - IP Man-Hash: 52b7eb49474c7

no you are fucking retarded you stupid fuck. ANOREXIA IS A MENTAL ILLNESS…GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS RIGHT. OH AND I HOPE YOUR UGLY WHORE SELF GETS FUCKING DEPRESSION AND HANGS YOURSELF BECAUSE HRMMM I GUESS DEPRESSION IS NOT A FUCKING ILLNESS/DISEASE EITHER RIGHT???NEITHER IS PSYCHOTIC EPISODES OR SCHITZOPHRENIA??? GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID

 
 
Comment by Mechrobioticon
2009-03-19 17:58:43 - IP Man-Hash: a214c738513c2

I eat carrots, spinach, and grilled fish like a motherbitch, y’all. You don’t even know.

I can’t remember the last time I ate a french fry. Know why?

Because I’m a douche bag.

I want you to the think of the healthiest, most-disciplined, fit guy you know, and tell me he’s not a jackass.

Tell me working out and eating right isn’t directly proportional to douchebagginess.

I bet you would leave me stranded at a bar to go have sex with a woman we were both hitting on, Dick Masterson. That’s just cold.

 
Comment by ManlyManMan
2009-02-12 22:04:19 - IP Man-Hash: 80863d1fdb0a3

Here is something that you fat fucks don’t know or bother to look at, anorexia is more common in men. More men die from it than women…and it’s not because we’re out there fasting because we’re too tough to eat; it’s because of self image problems. My girlfriend isn’t fat, but she’s not a twig either because she works out at least three times a week. She does it to be healthy, and she can probably outlast me in gym session.

Comment by DallyWama
2009-02-12 22:39:08 - IP Man-Hash: 6fb00d2d6e0ae

Nice try you piece of shit. However, your name gives you away. Anyone who has to call themselves “ManlyManMan” probably has big man boobs. I know you’re just regurgitating what Dr. Susan Syphilis taught you in sociology 101, but do a little research before you post such aberrant information.

“Most of those with anorexia are girls and women–approximately 90-95% (American Psychiatric Association, 1994). It is reported that 40% of newly identified cases of anorexia are in girls 15-19 years old. (National Eating Disorders Association, 2006b) But over the past forty years, incidence in young women has tripled, while incidence in teenagers has remained unchanged (University of Maryland Medical Center, 2004).”

Whores and gentlemen, these are the type of people that are a byproduct of our failed educational institutions. They assume that if Professor Susan Syphilis gives a lecture on such nonsense, it must be true. Thus, critical thinking is obsolete.

Guys, I wouldn’t waste my time in a 4-year college if I were you. Here’s what I’d do (depending on your state’s rules). Go get an Associates degree (which is easy). Next, get some law school prep books and study your ass off. Finally, take the “baby bar” and go to law school. Then you don’t have to listen to Professor Cunt tell you anorexia and breast cancer affect men and women equally.

“My girlfriend isn’t fat, but she’s not a twig either” is basically politically correct speech for: she’s a fucking hog. I understand, you’ve been trained to talk that way.

 
 
Comment by Lanie
2009-02-04 00:13:23 - IP Man-Hash: 1ab03e1ca9539

Why would any women risk the chance of dying from an eating disorder to feel more ‘worthy of the gift of man.’ ?
Bullshit.
If you like skinny people so much, become a fucking anorexic piece of shit yourself.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-02-04 01:02:13 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

The numbers of women that die from anorexia are GREATLY exaggerated. I saw stats on it the other day and was amazed at how much women, and feminists, blow these numbers all out of proportion. But then I realized, fuck, we’re dealing with women. So I came back to my senses and was no longer surprised. The number from a couple years ago was about 30 something. So that blows one part of this myth. That women are DYING from an eating disorder.

Now let’s blow the other part, that they are doing it to feel more worthy of the gift of man. Women do not do these things to please men at all. They do it to get attention. There are three ways that women get attention in our modern world:

1. Sex. This is still number one on the list, which is amazing because it’s actually positive attention. Way to go ladies! You’ve got one thing right about yourselves.

2. Bitching. This is generally for feminists. Feminist is a word with French roots meaning “Fat, ugly harpy that won’t shut the fuck up ever. She’ll even complain about useless shit, like the color of a computer.” Women that fail at #1 because of their looks, will resort to this option for attention. It works amazingly well, but more and more men are just ignoring women of this sort, so her options are becoming ever more limited.

3. Feeling sorry for herself, and getting others to do the same. Those that are too pretty for #2, but too lazy for #1 will often fall by default into this category. The number of ways a woman can get people to feel sorry for her are sickening. They range from complaining about how hard her job of sharpening pencils is, to poisoning her child slowly, to refusing to eat or vomiting, to talking about her fucking cat that died when she was god damned 12 fucking years old. TWELVE years old the fucking thing died for Christ sake. That was 15 years ago, time to give FUCKING a try.

So when a woman becomes anorexic, it is NEVER about being worthy. Rather it is about being selfish. An example of how selfish women are is right in Lanie’s post. Here, she is complaining about how BAD anorexia is, but then wishing it on another. She is a typical female genderphile. Bad if it is done to women (BY them no less) but OK to wish upon a man, MERELY because she disagrees with him.

 
 
Comment by Manda
2009-01-13 04:59:37 - IP Man-Hash: 239d7b15aa55b

You guys are joking about this article right? I had a closed friend of mine who almost died because one of her ex-boyfriends dumped her for being fat (which she wasn’t!) So she fasted for days and over-exercised like there was no tomorrow and that’s when she almost died of malnutrition. I really hope you guys understand anorexia nervosa is a serious issue.

Comment by Lulz
2009-01-28 01:41:34 - IP Man-Hash: af8b29c993497

Almost died?

Too bad she didn’t.

If one of _my_ friends had Anorexia Nervosa, I’d slap her and jam a big piece of steak into her open maw, then clamp her mouth shut so she has a choice between choking to death or eating.

Then I’d do it a few more times.

Oh, and maybe tell her that she’s an idiot.

Comment by Lala
2009-02-13 07:46:18 - IP Man-Hash: 5861702e0ce6f

You disgust me. How could you write something like this? Anorexia is a serious disorder; and men and womens suffer both from it.
Get some proud in youre appereance, you living trash. never read something more bullshitty… i am male, and whilst i am reading this i feel like “holy shit, all those emancipated womens are right when they are declaring men as dump and stupid…”

Comment by Solomon
2009-02-13 08:22:33 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Eat something and settle the fuck down.

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Comment by Muzalon
2009-02-13 09:33:36 - IP Man-Hash: dc1ce585d20f0

Solomon

Don’t humour this cunt, she’s illiterate.

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Comment by Solomon
2009-02-13 09:59:51 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Sorry, just figured some calmness might keep her from mashing the keypad.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-02-13 10:57:03 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Solomon, once she claimed that men have Anorexia, you know there is no calming her down. When men don’t eat, it is called showing some fucking restraint.

 
Comment by Solomon
2009-02-13 11:22:53 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Yep, on a strict diet myself. Lots of discipline involved. When a woman goes on a diet it is out emotion with just a bunch of frantic non-eating. Does nothing but make you die quicker, but not before garnering a mountain of sympathy for 10-20 years.

 
Comment by theException
2009-02-27 15:27:17 - IP Man-Hash: db5914d9400cb

But you see, you are countering the opinions of your precious Dick by not dying before women. Nice job. This site interested me through a few comments, but I’m already finished with it at this point. It disgusts me that there are this many ignorant hypocrites in this world. Genocide anyone?

Gender is irrelevant.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Aterg
2008-12-18 00:01:55 - IP Man-Hash: 20ca4e4dc729b

“squewed”
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Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-29 15:08:51 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

I understand the desire to be attractive. However women had made too huge of a deal about “physical beauty” being the end all be all amongst their own kind.

For example my first ex was sweet, witty, funny, forgiving, and just a bit large. I loved her intensely and the only cause of our break up was a distance issue. She stayed my friend even when I was a jerk over her calling it off and she became one of my best friends. To this day I’d do anything for that classy raven haired voluptuous Australian goddess! She also had a great bubble butt and the biggest, firmest, and bounciest tits ever! I could fuck her 15 times and still want more!

Now I bring up my second example. I call her a “loose friend” but she pisses me off all the fucking time. She is skinny and blond, the embodiment of what is supposed to be “hawt” in every way. Problem is “she” knows it. She has used her looks to get weed, get stuff, and use men for whatever agenda she had at the time. She’s constantly cried on my shoulder about how lousy her boy friends were and yet she chose all of them over me every time. Of those men one was a really nice guy. He was a struggling musician I got along with and he’d give his shirt off his back for anyone. Of course “he” was the one she most hurt . The more he tried to make wrongs right the more like shit she treated him.

Secondly even though she leads men astray and spreads her legs for the most nefarious sorts imaginable she still rants about hating “pornography”, not being able to stand it when people stare at her “exposed body”, and how she wants to be treated with love and respect.

Obviously she doesn’t really want love and respect based on her decisions but hey, arguing with her about it is tedious and pointless.

You know what she does when I give her “sage advice?”. She says I’m right yet does the exact opposite of what I suggested her to.

If a brainless wall could have a cunt with an insatiable love for weed, money, and wife beater cock it would be named after her!

Comment by Chris
2008-10-29 15:47:30 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Let a woman in your life?
And your serenity is through…..

She’ll redecorate your home
From the cellar to the Dome
Then go on to the enthralling
fun of overhauling YOU.

Let a woman in your life?
And you’re up against a wall….

Make a plan and you will find
She has something else in mind,
And so rather than to either
You do something else that NEITHER likes at all.

Let a woman in your life?
And you invite eternal strife…..

Let the others of my sex,
“Tie the knot” – around their necks
I’d be equally as willing
For a dentist to be DRILLING
Than to ever let a woman in my life.

Let a woman in your life?
And patience hasn’t got a chance…

She will BEG for your advice,
Your reply will be concise,
And she’ll listen VERY nicely
Then go out and do PRECISELY what she wants.

Let a woman in your life?
And you sabatical is through…..

In a line that never ends
Come an ARMY of her friends,
Come to jabber and to chatter
And to tell her what the matter is with YOU.

Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-29 19:20:47 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

Chris that is so awesome! Oh and by the way for any woman that thinks “looking good” on its’ own can keep a good man think again! “The blond” I mentioned would be the last person I would want to be in a relationship with.

By me just being her friend she’s comfortable enough to expose how her mind works. It is an ugly killing machine that grinds men in its’ gears keeping oiled by their blood.

She has toyed with men many times just to sate her ego and get off on their confusion + she only usually fucks the ones that are criminals, addicts, or completely narcissistic and psychotic.

On top of that she dresses to show off as much of her body as possible yet chastises guys for staring at her.

She is jaded, neurotic, and stupid with more double standards than the two faced goddess Janis herself!

Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-29 19:25:17 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

PS: Lousy bitch could at least “pay me”. I am her neutered dog and therapist after all. There is only one reason why I think psychologist should get paid. They have to listen to women whine about the stupidest shit imaginable. “The reality pimp slap’ should be added to every ph’s hand book!

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Comment by Chris
2008-10-29 20:46:51 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

—–”On top of that she dresses to show off as much of her body as possible yet chastises guys for staring at her.”—-

This is a classic female symptom of the disease known as “womanhood”.

I was once at a bar – was actually the BARTENDER (many years ago) – and this girl was working EVERYthing she had.

Boobs pushed up to the moon….. glitter ever-so-slightly & lightly brushed across her cleavage….. LOW LOW LOW sequin top…. and would have guessed $5000 for those boobs — for SURE.

Clueles bitch says she THINKS she’ll have a “Sex on the Beach – WHAT’S IN THAT????”. Good Lord – who orders a drink with no clue what the hell is in it.

While she’s fumbling about in her purse for $6.25 in exact change….. hoping some sucker nearby will speed up the line of people 5-DEEP and pay for it FOR her……

This well-dressed young professional guy is staring at her boobs holding a Crown Royal on the rocks says: “Nice Tits.”

“Jesus Christ” she says. “Can’t you pigs think of ANYTHING else to say. Like HELLO… or GOOD EVENING…. or anything a little less disgusting??????”

HE: “Oh sorry. Nice breasts.”

And I couldn’t stop laughing.
I remember it like it was yesterday.

The moral of the story…..
NEVER GIVE A WOMAN THE VALIDATION SHE WORKS DAY AND NIGHT TO SEEK.

Ever.

So she flips her her and PRETENDS to be genuinely offended with such hatred in her bra, I simply had to applaud …. and so I bought he and his friends a free round of doubles on the house.

MAN did THAT ever PISS HER OFF.

All that work on those boobs / hair / cuntitude and it couldn’t even get her a free drink.

If she was at all ‘well put -together’, she would have just said THANKS. And if she was at all a WOMAN, she would have smiled when she recognized the compliment.

Instead of spending 45 minutes straightening her hair,
she would have been more rewarded to straighten out the MESS that’s inside, instead.

Girls are always “offended” when you give them the validation they are so desperate for.

SO DON’T.

That will piss her off even MORE. And at least it will force her to think it’s HER problem and not yours. She will also be very intrigued as to WHY you are the only guy not gushing over her.

•••

I dated a “drop dead gorgeous” ex-model recently and NEVER complimented her looks. After a period of time she actually came out and asked me WHY.

“Because attractive women CAN’T HELP being attractive, any more than UNATTRACTIVE women can’t help being vile. It’s not your fault you’re nice to look at. But I will CERTAINLY compliment you on your skills, abilities and efforts.”

SHE: “But you haven’ complimented me on anything!”

ME: “And now you know why.”

I’d be more likely to “drop dead” if she asked me if there is anything at all SHE can do for ME — like boil water without BURNING it.

It’s important to let ‘drop-dead gorgeous’ women everywhere know that you won’t ever drop dead just because she’s hot. It confuses the fuck out of them.

I’m completely convinced that’s ‘Victoria’s Secret’.
Poor Victoria…. she doesn’t stand a chance.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by RB
2008-10-30 01:48:31 - IP Man-Hash: 6089ec5253d00

You know Chris, I think you should think about co-writing Men are better than women part 2 with Dick.You’re right on the money as always.Great post!

 
Comment by Muzalon
2009-03-20 02:12:27 - IP Man-Hash: 898ecb4d31b93

It is bizarre how women use every personal resource for sexual barter, then get offended when this is acted upon.

Women are absurd and completely inconsistent. It’s true: only morons no longer despise women. Misogyny is liberal, intelligent and progressive.

 
 
 
Comment by women enjoy sex too
2009-03-19 23:18:29 - IP Man-Hash: 5a68dfbde3dec

Ohhhh My Fair Lady. Good choice, asshole. Too bad he realized he needed her later on in the movie. Because he was useless without her. And he wasn’t even getting sex.

idiot.

 
 
Comment by Mean_jake
2008-12-15 08:02:29 - IP Man-Hash: 1d1fbe99777f9

Dude I think I dated that slut…she stole all my weed.

 
 
Comment by Lena
2008-10-29 04:28:01 - IP Man-Hash: 0c6502214d432

Well…hmm. Heres a thought. I know plenty of huys that have issues with how they look and I have had to hear them bitch about it quite alot, they dont wear flannel, they dont have beards but they do have dicks so as far as im concerned they are still men. They care about being strong strong enough, theyre worried about not being “manly”enough, not being man enough in bed and all that shit.
Thesis discredited. dude. Men DO care…but not in the same way.

Comment by Solomon
2008-10-29 08:30:34 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Any issues a man may have about how he looks come from women. Ironically women who also have these issues have women to blame for it as well. Fortunately money can make any man look attractive to any woman.

Comment by Chris
2008-10-29 12:12:12 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

…. and fortunately looks have NOTHING to do with it.

Guys OFTEN think they can’t get the “hottest” girls because they are “not good looking enough”. But it’s complete bullshit.

A guy can have perfect arms, abs, face, be 6″tall, make a shit load of money , drive a great car and wear the best shoes — and be a complete FAILURE with women.

On the other hand…..

A guy can be a pot-smoking, greasy, tatoo-ridden, unemployed, drop-out, “musician” on a stolen motor bike (or he can look like George from Seinfeld) and be a LORD OF THE DANCE.

True Female attraction does NOT depend on “looks” – or money — EVER.

Believing it DOES …. is a TRAGIC mistake many guys make.

In fact, many guys think they need BOTH!

But the most important thing to remember is –>> If a guy thinks he needs looks and money to get a girl . . . then he his working WAY TOO HARD to try and give women what THEY SAY they want.

… which NEVER goes hand in hand with what they ACTUALLY want. Just ask guys with looks AND money AND everything else. The only thing women want with guys like that…. is to TAKE IT WAY FROM THEM.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by Solomon
2008-10-29 12:29:12 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Might I slightly amend my previous post, Chris. I agree with you 100%. Women are only attracted to men who NEVER give them anything they want. Deep down inside women know they are useless users and selfish takers. The only way they can live with this parasitic instinct is to find a man that eliminates the possiblilty they will ever achieve their wants or desires.

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Comment by Chris
2008-10-29 12:51:33 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

No need to ammend your post when WE understand each other (and women) PERFECTLY.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Garrett
2008-10-09 14:47:12 - IP Man-Hash: 7e7a805be674d

okay. you hate it when women contridict themselves, yet you just did it. Aren’t you the one that said, “no fat chicks”?

 
Comment by Victoriaa
2008-08-13 12:30:46 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

This is just so sad, I mean, to attack a disease like this. You were obviously mis-informed when you learned about anorexia. Anorexia is a COPING MECHANISM, a CONTROL ISSUE, an OBSESSIVE COMPULSION. It doesn’t always stem from poor self-image. You seriously crossed the line here. Go learn about anorexia before you ignorantly attack it. Oh, but wait, isn’t that how you make a living? By writing a book about pure ignorance, and your just cashing in on it? Congrats bud.

 

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