Anorexia? Manorexia

Anorexia Nervosa has been a big problem for women for decades. It should be about ten times bigger than it is though. What good is a woman who isn’t at least trying to be skinny as fuck?

Granted all men’s tastes are different and of equal value, but it’s obvious to me as a man the natural inclination for women is squewed toward big fat fuck — and that I have a problem with. So what do women do? Stop eating?

No. Women can’t even do that right.

Anorexia is such a bunch of overblown horseshit. There’s absolutely no problem with not eating anything — especially not eating Frappacinos, cupcakes, and pies. Women just fuck it all up like they fuck everything up.

‘I’ll show men,’ they say. ‘Men want me to be skinny? I’ll starve myself to death.’

Brilliant fucking move, ladies.

You know some men in the army are trained not to eat for like a week. That’s true. For all you know I have many friends in the armed services and I also heard something about it on a commercial.

Anorexia is not a problem for men because when men do it, it takes the form of something I call Manorexia. That’s when a man opts to not eat a second lunch or skips breakfast because he’s too busy kicking ass at work to fuck around with a bunch of eggs and bacon — even though that’s one of the manliest meats there is. Manorexia is also when you’re stationed somewhere with your squadron and you have enough supplies for 5 days, but you’ve been there 11 days to get the fucking job done. That’s what the army commercial I was talking about said, and goddamn if it doesn’t get me hard every time I see it.

Does everyone flip out about that shit? Are there any after school specials about skipping breakfast and how it gives you slightly bad breath until lunch time? No. Are there any organizations set out to spread awareness of drinking until you throw up the bag of Cheetos you ate for dinner? No. That’s Man-bulimia and no one gives a fuck about it.

Women have problems with their self-image. So the fuck what. If we made a list of all the problems women have with all the things in the world, it would look like Santa’s and half of it would contradict the other half.

‘I have problems with my self-image!’
‘Also I hate how men always stare at my hot body!’
‘Why is it that halter tops cost more than T-shirts! There’s less shirt!’

It’s hard to contradict yourself twice, but there you have it. The female trinity of wrongness.

Besides, men have always had problems with their self-image as well. Bullshit! I’m totally joking! No man has ever given a shit about what he looks like. That’s why we wear flannel and grow beards and moustaches and have since the beginning of time. Because we know all that counts is what’s on the inside.

Women are just superficial bitches who think they can solve problems by flushing them down the toilet.

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  1. son of the suns Says:

    diamatik said:

    I’m not saying he is some stellar example of manhood, it’s just that I do not consider him to be cuckold.

    Boomers are cuckolds by definition.

  2. P Coderch Says:

    sonyad said:

    Perfectly right on your other point, tho’. He’s the first who should be held accountable for allowing his… spouse to run after the ape.

    - Korn - Falling Away From Me

    Shut up, you retarded circumcised Jew bastard. You are single-handedly the most useless cunt in here. Fuck off from this board, ok? And take that chivalrous boy-mistreating faggot, Wolfe, with you. You belong in the dumpster of feministing.org together with your balls and foreskin that were cut off a long time ago and not here posting with real men.

    P Coderch

  3. Hiro Says:

    P Coderch said:

    sonyad said:

    Perfectly right on your other point, tho’. He’s the first who should be held accountable for allowing his… spouse to run after the ape.

    - Korn - Falling Away From Me

    Shut up, you retarded circumcised Jew bastard. You are single-handedly the most useless cunt in here. Fuck off from this board, ok? And take that chivalrous boy-mistreating faggot, Wolfe, with you. You belong in the dumpster of feministing.org together with your balls and foreskin that were cut off a long time ago and not here posting with real men.

    P Coderch

  4. Hiro Says:

    well I failed. Anyway, what I meant to say with the above post was “What’s with the hostility?” But, that didn’t work out too well.

  5. Rose Says:

    you’re a fucking jackass.

  6. Sy Says:

    Your a fucking dumb ass!

    You dont know a thing about anorexia 1 in 10 men suffer from it

    Google Male anorexia or go to http://www.boyanorexia.com and you might just learn a thing then write about it

  7. mike5150 Says:

    Women have mistaken men staying in shape as anorexia. They think if your within 30 pounds of your ideal weight, you suffer from it.

  8. Sarah Says:

    In defense of Dick here, he said on national TV that he has no problems with his mother. Besides, how could someone who created this site (thus, is obviously a man, therefore intelligent), be so stupid as to hate his mother?

    And in response to this article, anorexia IS bullshit. Women are so superficial, it makes me sick.

  9. manorexia rules Says:

    Okay first of all let me just say that everyone got off the subject! And about the guy saying that since the beging of time men have not cared about their immage well also since the begining of time men have been walking everywhere and hunting animals to feed the family… that doesnt mean you are doing it right? People that say they dont care how they look are just trying to justify their lazyness and discomfot with themselfs. and by the way manorexia is a problem but it can also be seen as a life style think about it. and shave!

  10. Billy Says:

    Sarah said:

    In defense of Dick here, he said on national TV that he has no problems with his mother. Besides, how could someone who created this site (thus, is obviously a man, therefore intelligent), be so stupid as to hate his mother?

    And in response to this article, anorexia IS bullshit. Women are so superficial, it makes me sick.

    Here is one reason some would hate their Moms.

    Link
    Moms aren’t perfect… And in fact they abuse children more than men. Get the Facts

  11. Hilary Says:

    Men and women can take equal pain, whether it be emotional or physical.

  12. Zardoz Says:

    Hilary said:

    Men and women can take equal pain, whether it be emotional or physical.

    Nonsense. When it comes to physical pain, most women will freak out over a broken fingernail because it stings. A man building a shed can get distracted by something and splat his thumb with a hammer then emit a flurry of cuss words and its over. Then he considers the fact he actually HAS to get medical treatment the biggest hassle he’s not married to. After all, he still has to finish the man-job he was doing, the hassle he has every day of his life expected it finished 20 minutes after he began.
    As for emotional pain, women seem to love it. Its why they watch tear-jerk “chick flicks” where the main character dies from some pestilent disease or sink to the bottom of the ocean or whatever the plot scenario might be. Its a feeling, and women thrive on them, good or bad. In fact, judging from many of the women I’ve had relationships with, they seem to thrive more on the emotional pain than happiness. Make them happy and they get bored, show them to a waiting taxi and they call you 4 times a day when not sitting in a room full of their BFF’s sharing their misery at what an arsehole you are.
    Men have no time for emotional pain, we’d rather get our thumb splattered so we can sport a fancy new scar.

  13. alen Says:

    .

    Hilary said:

    Men and women can take equal pain, whether it be emotional or physical.

    Actually, men have higher pain thresholds than women. Women, do have better immune systems than men, though.

    So when you and your boyfriend have the same cold and he’s complaining more… it’s actually because he feels worse than you.

  14. Hilary Says:

    He wouldn’t be complaining then because men can take pain better, right?

  15. Doubt Fish Says:

    Actually, I’m not sure about the immune systems part - I stay outside all day long and I haven’t gotten sick. On the other hand, a girly-girl seems to instantly catch whatever’s floating around. I think that life expectancy stuff is all due to the fact that men expect to live less - I smoke and I have yet to get sick!
    Really, I think it’s all physical constitution that judges your survivability, just as it is personality and character which sets your tolerability.
    Now, would the entitlement whores and girly-girls please kindly fuck off? Thank you, you can go work on those reasons why I shouldn’t be the one handing you the life raft but rather the one pushing you off the side of the boat so that I don’t end up on a top 10 list. You know, because you ungrateful cunts are too fucking stupid to appreciate it even when a man gives his fucking life for you - really, bitch, fuck off.

  16. Wallflower. Says:

    Once again, there is no evidence to back up your fabricated claims. Just because you have no concept of variety and only cavort with trashbag friends who wallow in their own self pity, drowning out their problems with a pitcher of beer, doesn’t mean that everyone in the world is exactly like you and your pathetic friends.
    http://www.swedauk.org/disorders/dissertation.htm

    I know males who suffer from Anorexia and this website is an insult to their disorders.

  17. Doubt Says:

    Ha ha. No.

  18. Wallflower. Says:

    Oh wow, you’ve won me over with your intelligence and wit. Congratulations! You are a narrow minded, pathetic cunt.

    http://www.anred.com/males.html
    Shove that up your arse.

  19. Doubt Says:

    Ha ha. No.

    The numbers seem to be increasing. Twenty years ago it was thought that for every 10-15 women with anorexia or bulimia, there was one man. Today researchers find that for every four females with anorexia, there is one male, and for every 8-11 females with bulimia, there is one male. (American Journal of Psychiatry, 2001: 158: 570-574)

    You didn’t even read the thing.

  20. Doubt Says:

    This is my favorite quote thus far:

    Researchers (Thompson & Sherman 1993; Andersen et al, 2000; Anderson & Bulik, 2003; Anred, 2003a; Engel, 2003; Ogden, 2003) often suggest males with eating disorders may tend to use excessive exercise rather than strict dieting or other weight loss methods such as diuretics, diet pills or laxatives. As a result, it may be more difficult for a male to recognise that he actually has an eating disorder (Thompson & Sherman, 1993). Mangweth and colleagues (2001), cited by Anderson and colleagues (2000), stated that the function of excessive exercise in males is primarily to increase weight rather than reduce it (Muscle Dysmorphia).

    - http://www.swedauk.org/disorders/dissertation.htm
    So what have you accomplished here?

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