Anorexia? Manorexia
Anorexia Nervosa has been a big problem for women for decades. It should be about ten times bigger than it is though. What good is a woman who isn’t at least trying to be skinny as fuck?
Granted all men’s tastes are different and of equal value, but it’s obvious to me as a man the natural inclination for women is squewed toward big fat fuck — and that I have a problem with. So what do women do? Stop eating?
No. Women can’t even do that right.
Anorexia is such a bunch of overblown horseshit. There’s absolutely no problem with not eating anything — especially not eating Frappacinos, cupcakes, and pies. Women just fuck it all up like they fuck everything up.
‘I’ll show men,’ they say. ‘Men want me to be skinny? I’ll starve myself to death.’
Brilliant fucking move, ladies.
You know some men in the army are trained not to eat for like a week. That’s true. For all you know I have many friends in the armed services and I also heard something about it on a commercial.
Anorexia is not a problem for men because when men do it, it takes the form of something I call Manorexia. That’s when a man opts to not eat a second lunch or skips breakfast because he’s too busy kicking ass at work to fuck around with a bunch of eggs and bacon — even though that’s one of the manliest meats there is. Manorexia is also when you’re stationed somewhere with your squadron and you have enough supplies for 5 days, but you’ve been there 11 days to get the fucking job done. That’s what the army commercial I was talking about said, and goddamn if it doesn’t get me hard every time I see it.
Does everyone flip out about that shit? Are there any after school specials about skipping breakfast and how it gives you slightly bad breath until lunch time? No. Are there any organizations set out to spread awareness of drinking until you throw up the bag of Cheetos you ate for dinner? No. That’s Man-bulimia and no one gives a fuck about it.
Women have problems with their self-image. So the fuck what. If we made a list of all the problems women have with all the things in the world, it would look like Santa’s and half of it would contradict the other half.
‘I have problems with my self-image!’
‘Also I hate how men always stare at my hot body!’
‘Why is it that halter tops cost more than T-shirts! There’s less shirt!’
It’s hard to contradict yourself twice, but there you have it. The female trinity of wrongness.
Besides, men have always had problems with their self-image as well. Bullshit! I’m totally joking! No man has ever given a shit about what he looks like. That’s why we wear flannel and grow beards and moustaches and have since the beginning of time. Because we know all that counts is what’s on the inside.
Women are just superficial bitches who think they can solve problems by flushing them down the toilet.
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April 16th, 2007 at 3:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
No. It’s just P Coderc, Himmler and women that are the only ones queer around here.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
- Horny United - Your Eyes (Jim Toniques Mix A1)
April 16th, 2007 at 3:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Gawdammit, sonyad. You’ve just stirred up the hornets’ nest. I hope you lose a few man-points for that fokkup.
April 16th, 2007 at 4:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Sowy boss but penance is too harsh!
Can I just poke fun at Alex’ cheeky brazen ass instead?
Can I, can I?
- Horny United - Your Eyes (Jim Toniques Mix A1)
April 16th, 2007 at 4:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I bet if she sits down both cheeks at once some small island in the Pacific will go under the waves.
- Horny United - Your Eyes (Jim Toniques Mix A1)
April 16th, 2007 at 5:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Bush is a fucking moron.
He says Virginia Tech is a “sanctuary”. A sanctuary for whores and drunks under the guise of “education” perhaps. Of course he should know full well. His daughters are young drunks of college age. Harlotry and decadence is a Boomer tradition and the un-castrated Arabs must bow to the honor of American sluthood.
This is only the beginning. The longer the Republic holds sins up as high ethics.. the faster and more powerful the darkness grows and the more deadly the people who use it become. My generation is tired of whores and moron cuckolds like Bush and Clinton running things. If the boomers don’t change, they will be destroyed.
April 16th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4d6b974abe89b
Dude, did you just call Bill Clinton a cuckold?
April 16th, 2007 at 6:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Off topic this abit, but what the hell is with using Dude recently? You sound like an ageing hipster. No offence.
April 16th, 2007 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7c1de32f2fdd7
THIS COMING FROM THE JEW FAGGOT WHO TAKES IT UP THE ASS FROM “WOLFE” ON A DAILY BASIS. THE ONLY QUESTION I HAVE IS THIS: DO YOU ANAL QUEENS TAKE TURNS STOKING EACH OTHER’S PROSTATES, OR IS “WOLFE” ALWAYS THE TOP? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AH AHA AH HA!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
April 16th, 2007 at 10:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7c1de32f2fdd7
You fucking idiot retard. Thanks fro stating the obvious. I’m not talking from an evolutionary perspective, but rather from an individualistic, utilitarian one, men’s bodies are genetically superior. I’d rather have a lean, muscular physique that doesen’t bleed every month over one that does and carries loads of fat and has no strengh or stamina. What is so hard for you to understand, Professor Dumbass?!
P Coderch
April 16th, 2007 at 10:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7c1de32f2fdd7
sigh
April 16th, 2007 at 10:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4d6b974abe89b
noted.
April 17th, 2007 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 9412dd9e94d45
Wow. Just wow. How can you hate women, one gave you life. Sure the “man” helped with DNA, but who went through 9 monthes of anguish and hurt, then birthed you, losing so much blood and in so much pain. And she did this all so you could hate her? You really need to find a hobby or some type of crappy activity, put down the beer, and get off your “manly” ass.
April 17th, 2007 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
I dont hate women at all. Can’t speak for the others though.
April 17th, 2007 at 8:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Where do these women get the idea that we hate women? We never say or imply that we do hate women. Women’s inability to comprehend writing is the reason why they are banned from this site.
April 17th, 2007 at 10:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Billy Joel’s ‘Piano Man’ has always been able to move me to tears.
God bless that Jew. 10x to Z for reminding me of the guy.
Fuck you, Coderch, you sore ass idiot. And fuck your liken gallery.
@ Diamatik
Coderch and company. That’s where they get it from.
- Billy Joel - Piano Man
April 17th, 2007 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Maybe that would also help us stop looking like a cult.
April 17th, 2007 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2b2d1e495d30e
Diamatik: Clinton is letting his wife be president and fucked some fat whale on the side. You act is if he’s some stellar example of independant manhood because he cheats on his dyke wife with women even more repugnant than her. You’re wrong.
April 17th, 2007 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I’m not saying he is some stellar example of manhood, it’s just that I do not consider him to be cuckold.
April 17th, 2007 at 2:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
The man must like pork chops. So what?
- Korn - Falling Away From Me
April 17th, 2007 at 2:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Perfectly right on your other point, tho’. He’s the first who should be held accountable for allowing his… spouse to run after the ape.
- Korn - Falling Away From Me