Anorexia? Manorexia

Anorexia Nervosa has been a big problem for women for decades. It should be about ten times bigger than it is though. What good is a woman who isn’t at least trying to be skinny as fuck?

Granted all men’s tastes are different and of equal value, but it’s obvious to me as a man the natural inclination for women is squewed toward big fat fuck — and that I have a problem with. So what do women do? Stop eating?

No. Women can’t even do that right.

Anorexia is such a bunch of overblown horseshit. There’s absolutely no problem with not eating anything — especially not eating Frappacinos, cupcakes, and pies. Women just fuck it all up like they fuck everything up.

‘I’ll show men,’ they say. ‘Men want me to be skinny? I’ll starve myself to death.’

Brilliant fucking move, ladies.

You know some men in the army are trained not to eat for like a week. That’s true. For all you know I have many friends in the armed services and I also heard something about it on a commercial.

Anorexia is not a problem for men because when men do it, it takes the form of something I call Manorexia. That’s when a man opts to not eat a second lunch or skips breakfast because he’s too busy kicking ass at work to fuck around with a bunch of eggs and bacon — even though that’s one of the manliest meats there is. Manorexia is also when you’re stationed somewhere with your squadron and you have enough supplies for 5 days, but you’ve been there 11 days to get the fucking job done. That’s what the army commercial I was talking about said, and goddamn if it doesn’t get me hard every time I see it.

Does everyone flip out about that shit? Are there any after school specials about skipping breakfast and how it gives you slightly bad breath until lunch time? No. Are there any organizations set out to spread awareness of drinking until you throw up the bag of Cheetos you ate for dinner? No. That’s Man-bulimia and no one gives a fuck about it.

Women have problems with their self-image. So the fuck what. If we made a list of all the problems women have with all the things in the world, it would look like Santa’s and half of it would contradict the other half.

‘I have problems with my self-image!’
‘Also I hate how men always stare at my hot body!’
‘Why is it that halter tops cost more than T-shirts! There’s less shirt!’

It’s hard to contradict yourself twice, but there you have it. The female trinity of wrongness.

Besides, men have always had problems with their self-image as well. Bullshit! I’m totally joking! No man has ever given a shit about what he looks like. That’s why we wear flannel and grow beards and moustaches and have since the beginning of time. Because we know all that counts is what’s on the inside.

Women are just superficial bitches who think they can solve problems by flushing them down the toilet.

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  1. mike Says:

    If men did not exist, there would be no reason for women to stay slim or stay on eternal diets. That is a no brainer.

    Yes, Some people skip breakfast. What’s your point?

    Are you seriously suggesting that women never get drunk and make themselves ill? That’s laughable.

    Large breasts are good for breastfeeding babies. Again, a no brainer and not even slightly superficial.

    I didn’t read the rest of your wall of text, it started to make my eyes bleed. Maybe someone else will….

  2. Oldone Says:

    Brooke you are wrong, women get anorexia because they are weak. That is why men do not get anorexia, becaue men are not weak.

    - Oldone

  3. Dick Masterson Says:

    Brooke said:

    O.k listen you stuck up mother fuckin jack ass. first of all get over yourself. Women have eating problems not to make men like them, but to feel good about themselves.

    To women, that’s the same thing.

    -Dick

  4. Female Says:

    Oldone said:

    Brooke you are wrong, women get anorexia because they are weak. That is why men do not get anorexia, becaue men are not weak.

    - Oldone

    Ahem. Men do suffer from anorexia nervosa also. You can google. So, are men now weak because they do so?

  5. Oldone Says:

    Female You are wrong. Anorexia if suffered by a man occurs late in life and with greatly over weight men as a type of crash diet.

    Most women suffer from Anorexia due to mental not physical problems so men attempt to be more manly and women are nuts.

    So men are strong women are weak, just as I said.

  6. Female Says:

    For gods sake, men also suffer from it. A one second google could have advised you of that, but you’re right, don’t listen to anyone else but yourself.

    http://www.anred.com/males.html

  7. diamatik Says:

    Brooke, you should learn the art of shutting your trap. You’re so fucking stupid that even a buyist woman like Female won’t even respond to your bullshit. (and yes, I spelled biased incorrectly for fun. I saw it misspelled elsewhere a few months ago bye … a woman).

  8. gwallan Says:

    Female said:

    Ahem. Men do suffer from anorexia nervosa also. You can google. So, are men now weak because they do so?

    @Oldone
    Female is correct here.
    I’m generalising here but anorexia is a consequence of self neglect and can extend to self mutilation(in the extreme cases). It’s often associated with an individual’s experience of abuse. Women are more inclined to anorexia because they internalise those personal issues more than men. The male response to abuse issues is often more overt and can take the form of aggression or hostility toward others rather than to themselves.
    It shouldn’t be confused with bulimia which has a different basis even though many think it’s the same thing.

  9. mean_jake Says:

    who fucking cares, why dont you stupid split tails realize this is a mans site for men and your opinions will matter when we men allow you to have them,if you were smart you would have your own genderbased/biased website and you would stay thier and spew your verbal diarhea out where some other feminstic lesbian might actually care, but since you brought your s kinny ass here why dont you make your self usefull and get down on your knees I’ll feed you some sausage and we can cure your anorexia.

  10. Female Says:

    Thanks gwallan.

  11. Leo Says:

    1) Someone said big breasts are better for feeding babies. Untrue, scientists have proven smaller breasts provide better and more milk. Why? Because there’s more room for the breast to expand and give more milk.
    2) Men get anorexia. And Manorexia? Did you even move your fat lazy ass to look that up and find out what it actually means? It’s men are really self conscious and want to be skinny but toned. So they go to the gym, but watch their weight and make sure they don’t bulk up. You idiot, do your research first.
    3) If women were to make their own gender-biased site, they’d have a bunch of men having a go at them, and it’d probably end up as a big issue across the Internet. The reason this site isn’t is because no one listens to a sexist male who doesn’t even do his research first.
    4) Women may have their opinion on what they want. Men do not tell them when and what that can be. Why not get some sense before you mouth off.
    5) Here you are saying women have big mouths? Well, women haven’t made a site like this or posted this much crap about men. Therefore by posting here men are showing they have the biggest mouths, and not just that, they are also showing that they can’t even get their facts straight before they open their big mouths.
    6) Guess what? I don’t care if a man looks at my “hot body” as you put it, because I’m confident in my looks and in myself generally. The thing that I refuse to allow is some thirty five year old drunken pervert hitting on me. And yes I know they’re a pervert when there’s more than a 15 year gap there.
    7) I have many friends in the army and am in the Combined Cadet Forces myself. And being economical with the food you have on a mission is not called being Manorexic. Also, not only men are in the army these days.
    8) You bang on about Africa. But has one of you done a single bit of work for charity. Has any one of you run a race to collect money. Has any one of you stood on a cold street with a charity box to raise money? Do any of you work weekly at a charity shop? And for doing all this get nothing in return, but the warm feeling you get when you help someone else.
    9) It’s true that more women are anorexic than men, but there isn’t a manorexic woman. How superficial does that make men, they have to be both now.
    10) You say all women want is a tall, funny and rich man. Quite untrue, I don’t want that. For all I care he can be short, serious and poor. All I ask is that he isn’t some sexist pig like the men on this site.
    11) I hope numbering my points helped you to understand this post. And maybe the facts in this post will make their way through your thick skulls.
    12) I have to point this out, one of you said that women spell badly. The same man that said that spelt by wrong. He spelt it bye, after just saying a female had spelt biased wrongly. I must also ask, what relevance did that have to this topic? None whatsoever.

  12. son of the suns Says:

    2. Any man with aneroxia is not a man.
    4. No one gives a fuck about women’s opinions. Or yours.
    5. Women have big mouths for running it and sucking cock, and there’s a million feminist sites like this. And judging by the laws of Western society, they’re accepted by elites as truth.
    7. The modern Army who’s getting their ass kicked by a small impoverished nation of stone age savages is hardly an example to use as “Women in the Army is great!!”
    8. I don’t give a fuck what happens to Africa or the Mid East. Females want to enslave Africans for their blood diamonds. I’m better.
    10. No one cares where your sexual interests lie. If you want something besides a tall rich man, it only means you’re not a materialist, but a “free female”. That is you want a bad boy who treats you like dirt and makes you feel like the beast you are. The modern military would be a wise choice for a whore like you.

    11. Shut the fuck up.

  13. one voice Says:

    what a load of asolute bullshit

  14. Dick Masterson Says:

    Leo said:

    10) You say all women want is a tall, funny and rich man. Quite untrue, I don’t want that. For all I care he can be short, serious and poor. All I ask is that he isn’t some sexist pig like the men on this site.

    What the fuck kind of name is Leo for a woman? Fuck off my website, Leo.

    -Dick

  15. Leo Says:

    Well, son of the suns, did you know? 1 comes before 2, and there actually is a 1. Or did you forget that when you came to your little rant. You’re quite pathetic. By the way, you also missed out 6 and 9. So why on Earth should I listen to someone that doesn’t even know how to count? Because he can stand up to pee? Wow, got something over on us there. And if you didn’t get that, it was sarcasm. Or do you need to look that up?
    And how exactly are the army having their “ass kicked by a small impoverished nation of stone age savages”? What small impoverished nation of the stone age savages is this? Or are you just typing a load of crap on the Internet. The last bit was a statement if you didn’t get that.
    And I was replying to the topic, not to you. I don’t care if you don’t care about Africa, your selfish opinion on that is none of my business.
    This shows exactly how pathetic you are. You’re arguing over the Internet with a sixteen year old girl, bet you feel oh so big and powerful now. A sixteen year old girl that has better punctuation, grammar and vocabulary than most of you do at that. How totally and remarkably pathetic of you. Men like you give all the others a bad name.
    And one voice, I must say I agree with that comment, this whole site is a load of bullshit.

  16. son of the suns Says:

    Fuck off the site and do your homework.

  17. Leo Says:

    Block me then? Does it look like I care. And Leo? Are you attempting to make fun of my name, Dick? What type of name is Dick, is your last name Head by any chance?
    And are you scared that I’m right? Because you haven’t told Female to “fuck off your website”, am I some kind of threat you pathetic bastard?
    Leo is short for Leonora. Maybe you should look that one up, you might get a kick out of it. If you can understand where I’m coming from.
    Exactly how much time do you have on your hands Dick? Is that because you can’t get a girl? Or are you just some asexual man that likes to be “self employed” when it comes to the bedroom department.

  18. sonyad Says:

    Leo said:

    [...]
    8) You bang on about Africa. But has one of you done a single bit of work for charity. Has any one of you run a race to collect money. Has any one of you stood on a cold street with a charity box to raise money? Do any of you work weekly at a charity shop? And for doing all this get nothing in return, but the warm feeling you get when you help someone else.
    [...]

    I’ve done none of the things you cited. I only strive to give somewhat whenever I encounter a homeless person begging in the street. Not flamboyant but rather sustainable amounts, usually no more than equivalent of a dollar or two, in local currency. But money is worth differently here and that alone is enough for that person to perhaps have a warm meal for the day, if a day alone.

    I do not say this to boast but because I’d like lots more people, both men and women, to find it within their heart to help, however little, whenever they meet someone scraping a living in dire need for money.

    I notice very few do. Some are terribly embarrassed to even be approached by a beggar, and shy away. Even when riding in their cars, and some pauper comes to their window with an outstretched hand, they either raise the glass or don’t even wait for them to speak, they just shift into gear and move as much forward as they can, like they’d rather run into the car in front than exhibit humanness to a pauper.

    I reason they’d really wish to give, but that it’s perhaps some preposterous notion that they’re denigrated in the eyes of everyone by association with a beggar. I don’t think anyone is really that stingy, because they willfully help people in other situations, relations in need of money, a friend from work in need for some cash, etc. But helping a pauper or a perfect stranger, that seems to carry some sort of stigma, like you’re a sentimentalist fool being willingly duped or smth.

    Or perhaps they dislike such poignant reminder that no one is ever safe from descending to such basic living. So, instead of alleviating the burden of some who really is in the situation, they chose to ignore reality.

    I have no such silly notions of pride, though I do dread ever descending to such austere living conditions and each time I see someone in that situation awareness sets sharply back in, but neither do I give to pride myself.

    More true is that, perhaps, I give in the hope that, should I ever find myself in a similar situation, someone will find it within their heart to help me out too. Yes, not the selfless, nobly altruistic motivation I’d have liked, but perhaps that’s the only real reason anyone ever has.

    - Morcheeba – World Looking In

  19. sonyad Says:

    Another thing I notice, is the better to do they appear, the more reluctant to give anything they are. Or, perhaps it’s some subconscious fear of leaving the flock, seeing as no one else gives and they do. Who the hell knows.

  20. Dick Masterson Says:

    Leo said:

    Is that because you can’t get a girl? Or are you just some asexual man that likes to be “self employed” when it comes to the bedroom department.

    Sex doesn’t always have to involve employment.

    -Dick

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