Anorexia? Manorexia
Anorexia Nervosa has been a big problem for women for decades. It should be about ten times bigger than it is though. What good is a woman who isn’t at least trying to be skinny as fuck?
Granted all men’s tastes are different and of equal value, but it’s obvious to me as a man the natural inclination for women is squewed toward big fat fuck — and that I have a problem with. So what do women do? Stop eating?
No. Women can’t even do that right.
Anorexia is such a bunch of overblown horseshit. There’s absolutely no problem with not eating anything — especially not eating Frappacinos, cupcakes, and pies. Women just fuck it all up like they fuck everything up.
‘I’ll show men,’ they say. ‘Men want me to be skinny? I’ll starve myself to death.’
Brilliant fucking move, ladies.
You know some men in the army are trained not to eat for like a week. That’s true. For all you know I have many friends in the armed services and I also heard something about it on a commercial.
Anorexia is not a problem for men because when men do it, it takes the form of something I call Manorexia. That’s when a man opts to not eat a second lunch or skips breakfast because he’s too busy kicking ass at work to fuck around with a bunch of eggs and bacon — even though that’s one of the manliest meats there is. Manorexia is also when you’re stationed somewhere with your squadron and you have enough supplies for 5 days, but you’ve been there 11 days to get the fucking job done. That’s what the army commercial I was talking about said, and goddamn if it doesn’t get me hard every time I see it.
Does everyone flip out about that shit? Are there any after school specials about skipping breakfast and how it gives you slightly bad breath until lunch time? No. Are there any organizations set out to spread awareness of drinking until you throw up the bag of Cheetos you ate for dinner? No. That’s Man-bulimia and no one gives a fuck about it.
Women have problems with their self-image. So the fuck what. If we made a list of all the problems women have with all the things in the world, it would look like Santa’s and half of it would contradict the other half.
‘I have problems with my self-image!’
‘Also I hate how men always stare at my hot body!’
‘Why is it that halter tops cost more than T-shirts! There’s less shirt!’
It’s hard to contradict yourself twice, but there you have it. The female trinity of wrongness.
Besides, men have always had problems with their self-image as well. Bullshit! I’m totally joking! No man has ever given a shit about what he looks like. That’s why we wear flannel and grow beards and moustaches and have since the beginning of time. Because we know all that counts is what’s on the inside.
Women are just superficial bitches who think they can solve problems by flushing them down the toilet.
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March 29th, 2006 at 7:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
lol@female
Boy, aren’t you uber-defensive. Cool your jets!
I did say that I wasn’t completely serious, after all. There are some who are amused by you, yes, but - well, come on - even Dick says that you are a joke. You hardly need my help.
March 29th, 2006 at 10:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
I for one enjoy most of Grump’s posts. Frequent rationality and logic is refreshing to see in a woman (I enjoy it when I see it from you, but that’s rare at the moment), and I’ve never hidden that view beneath a bushel, or cowered behind anyone’s skirts.
-wolfe
March 29th, 2006 at 1:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4ea5b60c84502
Female Said: “And what man would that be? Why doesn’t he speak up rather than cower behind your skirt?”
I am not cowering behind anything. I am most often at work or working somewhere as is every man. Not all of us have time for your senseless dribble Female.
March 29th, 2006 at 9:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a6fc22fe5d7a
Indeed, my time at this site is about to end for awhile. To be quite honest summers in Alaska are extremely busy, imagine trying to pack about six months of work into about 3 1/2. After this month I seriously doubt that I will be on here that much at all. Its going to be balls to the wall this year since there is a serious labor shortage here. However, if anyone is willing to work hard to earn some serious money, and has construction skills, come to Alaska in the summers. Its Bacon-Davis wage for most of the jobs around here.
March 30th, 2006 at 10:54 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Really? I had never heard that about Alaska. Why is the labour running dry?
-Dick
March 30th, 2006 at 12:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Miserable climate; construction work only 6 months of the year; expensive to relocate to, and staggering (as yet uncompensated for) oil-based growth.
It’s the last that’s making most such places a labor challenge. In Fort McMurray (AB) they’re paying untrained people $18/hour to work in McDonald’s.
-wolfe
March 30th, 2006 at 3:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 384d100c643c8
This is a ridiculous website. I am going to shut it down. F*cky’all.
March 30th, 2006 at 5:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 01228f36b58fb
Does anyone actually read what she says?
Shhh, quiet. Go back to the kiddy table; the men are talking now.
-Serin
March 30th, 2006 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7777a90eed988
Dick Masterson said:
Really? I had never heard that about Alaska. Why is the labour running dry?
-Dick
There is a serious shortage in both skilled and unskilled labor here in Alaska and Wolfe pointed out several of the reasons why. However I still contend that Alaska is one of the most manliest places around. Here you have to SURVIVE to live, as nature intended it there aren’t that many free rides. It’s not for everyone however. There is a lot of independence here, we are free from a lot of government intrusion, sadly however(but not surprisingly) the educational system is severely lacking. I am a rarity in the state of Alaska, someone that can both read and write and do it in a sensible way. I attribute that to my own interests in reading and philosophy.
March 31st, 2006 at 8:52 am - IP Man-Hash: a659aedfb537f
Anexoric women are useless self hating wastes of life ! FACT…
March 31st, 2006 at 9:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Same could be said for bulimics, what a waste of good food. Think of all the 3rd world mouths that could feed.
Women next time you’re having a good ‘ole chuck down the toilet, stick your head in a just little further, then flush.
March 31st, 2006 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: f096a25776b6f
In the words of George Carlin “Fuck the cunts let em starve”. Seriously though, in a country that consumes and produces massive amounts of food, why in the hell would you want to starve yourself? It just goes to show how fucked up civilization is, when people HAVE food and refuse to eat it. Here is my point, western society is extremely extreme. On one side you have a severe problem with morbid obesity, on the other you have anorexics and bulimics, both paths are extremely wasteful however one has to wonder how this all came about.
March 31st, 2006 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: a659aedfb537f
I say send em to Africa ! They’d be right at home :)
March 31st, 2006 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e41d3737296f
Emerged from your bunker UGP? You add such an intellectual tour de force to mabtw, I think I would be right in saying that Dick would be interested in hearing more of your views and seeing you post more. Quite a lot more :)
Have a good weekend y’all.
April 2nd, 2006 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Well put.
How are the killer pandas and suicide dolphins these days, Fem?
And how’s your regime of murdering everyone who disagrees with you going?
We’ve waited centuries for a female Voltaire, and now you’re here. You intellectual tour de force, you.
-Big Al
April 3rd, 2006 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee94550bfe94c
I save my intellect for those who appreciate it, Big Al, and this certainly isn’t the site for it. Ergo, take the piss out of me/women and I will respond in kind. Ask me to post rationally, but simply continue to take the piss or attack me when I do, then don’t be suprised when I discontinue rationality.
April 4th, 2006 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
I’d prefer you to post rationally, and I will respect you more so when you do.
-wolfe
April 5th, 2006 at 12:49 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
No man is surprised when a woman discontinues rationality.
-Big Al
April 5th, 2006 at 5:59 am - IP Man-Hash: abe1c3587d46b
Well said Al.
October 18th, 2006 at 7:39 am - IP Man-Hash: f034fb2e76cbe
O.k listen you stuck up mother fuckin jack ass. first of all get over yourself. Women have eating problems not to make men like them, but to feel good about themselves. And it is serious and they do have seminars for men not eating breakfast and getting so fucking drunk you through up doritos. And not all women have a problem with men staring at there bodies, and if they do who the fuck are you to tell them what we can and cant wear. And, given SOME women are superficial, but alot like a guy for there personality, ive liken some ugly guys, you really need to get out of this horrible reality about women u sexist superficial dick. And YES meen do care, that why the do there hair and worry about what girls think og them and if size does matter… WHICH IT DOES… Well that sounded superficial, but hey guys like big boobs (which makes you superficial to) So if your wearing flannel and growing beards than obviously you aint gettin none you dont pay for so that would explain why your so pissed of about wome, but you said you just want a girl who takes care of yourself and so do women so because we want the same as you were superficial? You hypocrite. I dont care if its spelt wrong. Sexist guys like you really piss me off because there are sooo many good guys out tgere and you just make your whole gender look like shit.