Anorexia? Manorexia
Anorexia Nervosa has been a big problem for women for decades. It should be about ten times bigger than it is though. What good is a woman who isn’t at least trying to be skinny as fuck?
Granted all men’s tastes are different and of equal value, but it’s obvious to me as a man the natural inclination for women is squewed toward big fat fuck — and that I have a problem with. So what do women do? Stop eating?
No. Women can’t even do that right.
Anorexia is such a bunch of overblown horseshit. There’s absolutely no problem with not eating anything — especially not eating Frappacinos, cupcakes, and pies. Women just fuck it all up like they fuck everything up.
‘I’ll show men,’ they say. ‘Men want me to be skinny? I’ll starve myself to death.’
Brilliant fucking move, ladies.
You know some men in the army are trained not to eat for like a week. That’s true. For all you know I have many friends in the armed services and I also heard something about it on a commercial.
Anorexia is not a problem for men because when men do it, it takes the form of something I call Manorexia. That’s when a man opts to not eat a second lunch or skips breakfast because he’s too busy kicking ass at work to fuck around with a bunch of eggs and bacon — even though that’s one of the manliest meats there is. Manorexia is also when you’re stationed somewhere with your squadron and you have enough supplies for 5 days, but you’ve been there 11 days to get the fucking job done. That’s what the army commercial I was talking about said, and goddamn if it doesn’t get me hard every time I see it.
Does everyone flip out about that shit? Are there any after school specials about skipping breakfast and how it gives you slightly bad breath until lunch time? No. Are there any organizations set out to spread awareness of drinking until you throw up the bag of Cheetos you ate for dinner? No. That’s Man-bulimia and no one gives a fuck about it.
Women have problems with their self-image. So the fuck what. If we made a list of all the problems women have with all the things in the world, it would look like Santa’s and half of it would contradict the other half.
‘I have problems with my self-image!’
‘Also I hate how men always stare at my hot body!’
‘Why is it that halter tops cost more than T-shirts! There’s less shirt!’
It’s hard to contradict yourself twice, but there you have it. The female trinity of wrongness.
Besides, men have always had problems with their self-image as well. Bullshit! I’m totally joking! No man has ever given a shit about what he looks like. That’s why we wear flannel and grow beards and moustaches and have since the beginning of time. Because we know all that counts is what’s on the inside.
Women are just superficial bitches who think they can solve problems by flushing them down the toilet.
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March 28th, 2006 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 5950bb08d3016
Besides, men have always had problems with their self-image as well. *Bullshit! I’m totally joking! No man has ever given a shit about what he looks like. That’s why we wear flannel and grow beards and moustaches and have since the beginning of time. Because we know all that counts is what’s on the inside*
You’re spot on here, women are WAY more superficial than men. THey all want a man that has to be TALL, rich and funny.
Men want an agreeable women that looks decent and takes caer of herself, we are not even close to as superficial as women, LOL
March 28th, 2006 at 11:42 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Tall, rich, funny, and has to have the confidence of a woman — which means none.
Women are total bullshit.
-Dick
March 28th, 2006 at 4:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Full agreement Lukasz on women’s superficiality.
My comments on anorexia, and men’s desire for a trimmer female figure follow.
In most of Western society, there’s been enough surplus productivity for many generations to ensure that there’s plenty of food — indeed a huge surplus — for all.
Also, sugar and calorie-packed food is cheap to produce, and tempting, given our evolutionary heritage of feast or famine.
Being fat is no longer a sign of wealth as it was in the middle ages. It’s a sign of poor impulse control and a lack of self discipline.
Now in the case of a man, he’s expected to earn, to produce. If a man does that, then he’s obviously got enough control and discipline to be useful. Doesn’t matter if he has a taste for the all-you-can-eat shrimp seafood buffet at Howard Johnson’s; that’s irrelevant. He’s a producing man.
Women themselves expect to consume. Notwithstanding feminism (some would say because of it!), the expectation is of consumption. So how do you define a worthwhile woman in terms of consumption in the west? By her self-discipline in denying herself consumption at some of the many opportunities.
So, you tell a good man by what he produces. You tell a good woman by her self-discipline in consumption. If she’s fat, she clearly has poor impulse control (or is genetically unfortunate or more likely both).
How do women respond? Instead of mastering a modicum of self-discipline, they binge and purge. Awesome. Great one, ladies.
Take the most irrational and dangerous choice, and rush at it like pigs to the trough.
Sad.
-wolfe
March 28th, 2006 at 5:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Manorexia is the latest “in” thing in men’s styling. Now that is what I call sad.
Don’t believe me? See Vice magazine.
March 28th, 2006 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Don’t believe you? No one gives a shit. Fuck off, Fem.
-Dick
March 28th, 2006 at 5:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Weird, Female. Weird. I open up your Vice magazine site, and what do I see but: this lovely link.
You don’t find that just a bit creepy? This magazine is creepy hunter porn. I don’t think any self-respecting hunter would read that kind of stuff at length, but that’s just me.
I think Big Al is right; you do seem to have a thing for guns.
-wolfe
March 28th, 2006 at 5:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: efdd3fa2b7d08
Dick Im sure the women that look at this website have no chance of relating to Manorexia, since I can completely gaurantee that they are all obese. How do I know this? Because I am a man. Just like I know that all of the women who read your brilliant website are completely afraid to comment. And no, Fem doesnt count because I dont even read her nonsense. Why is it that all of these obese women that read your website daily refuse to comment? I know. Because they are afraid they’ll like the abuse. Just like the anorexic women enjoy starving themselves. It gives them something to bitch about.
March 28th, 2006 at 5:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
I don’t have a thing for guns, it’s just that they are everywhere!!! and so are American’s. Dubya may need to do a bit more work on securing the old homeland because like rat’s jumping shipt, they’re all arriving on my shores!
March 28th, 2006 at 6:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Vice is not usually creepy hunting pr0n. You’re looking at the food issue.
Do’s and Don’ts are recommended.
March 28th, 2006 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
I’m surprised Fem doesn’t have a stereotype on hand for anyone who refers to the president of the US as ‘Dubya’.
Oh wait. No I’m not.
jeff, that was pure brilliance.
-Dick
March 28th, 2006 at 7:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
“Just like I know that all of the women who read your brilliant website are completely afraid to comment.”
I’m not afraid to comment. I’m here for the pleasure of a man who finds my little arguments with female amusing.
March 28th, 2006 at 7:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
Okay, I’m not being serious, not completely, anyways.
March 28th, 2006 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
And what man would that be? Why doesn’t he speak up rather than cower behind your skirt?
March 29th, 2006 at 3:04 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
You’re lucky, wolfe. First thing I saw was the whackos eating some woman’s placenta.
Christ on a stick! Fem has some very strange ideas about the latest “in” things in men’s styling, as she so quaintly puts it.
No wonder she bangs on about abortion all the time. At least there’s a square meal in it for her.
-Big Al