Antidepressants Are Depressing Me
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Of all the women I know who are on antidepressants, 100% of them have told me.
When it comes to women and their stupid mental problems that I don’t give a fuck about, I wish patients had to respect the doctor/client confidentiality agreement as well. That would not only make my life a lot less whiny, but it would also make every first date happening in Utah on any given Friday night about two awkward silences smoother.
If you weren’t aware, Utah has the highest per capita female usage of prescription antidepressants in the world. No one knows why, but it’s probably because Utah is extremely religious, and we all know women take to religion about as well as they take to using whiskey as a lubricant. It stings you for a minute, it stings her for a lifetime.
Men are better than women.
Men do not air our dirty laundry all over the place like we’re doing the world a favor.
First of all, men have an infinite number of classifications for “used” before we get to “dirty”. That’s how we stay attracted to women — no matter how many kids they have. Used does not equal dirty. Just because a pair of jeans are in the washing machine, doesn’t mean they’re dirty. Maybe you just sat on a Gummi Bear. It’s not like you shit yourself.
Secondly, men are better than women at taking prescription antidepressants.
I have known a friend of mine for two and a half years. Just this weekend, I found out he had a kid. I am manlighted to say that at this rate, I won’t know about his Xanax addiction until a woman is sitting in the Oval Office — which will be never.
Women can’t shut their mouths about what they shove down their throats. Zoloft, Lustral, Effexor, Wellbutrin, Zyban, Cymbalta, Lexapro, Paxil, Aropax, Cutting, Anorexia; to women those are all just another word for attention.
Why else would the depression rate for women be double that of men? It’s not like any woman ever got rich as shit in her 30’s and then realized she married way under their league. Do they have a drug for that?
Medicare should cover divorces.
Since all women were born with an unlimited debtors account at the Bank of Vagina Fargo, I see absolutely no reason why they should ever be depressed. Other than the reason that they fucking love being depressed.
For women, depression is a time machine into a world of being a good for fuck teenager, who doesn’t know shit about shit except that the refrigerator is magic, the day starts at 2PM, and money is something Republicans invented because George Bush hates black people.
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August 16th, 2007 at 11:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
Um…okay.
Couple of things - first of all, I don’t treat him well in order that he’ll treat me well. I treat him well because I love him. His treating me well is gravy.
Second, it is absurdly easy to keep a man happy. Love him, respect him, make sure he has a peaceful home, cook a good Sunday breakfast, sex him up regularly. That’s about it. With a small amount of sincere effort, women could turn this world around. A contented man is a man who can channel his energies into doing great things.
You’re gonna have to try a little harder to bait me, Mr. Coderch.
August 16th, 2007 at 11:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Kelly sounds like something Robert A. Heinlein said. And I don’t disagree.
-wolfe
August 17th, 2007 at 12:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Yawn…why would I want to bait you? You’re just some anonymous incognita on an internet board - a board where you’re not welcoem, by the way.
And you reveal your arrogance when you say that it’s very simple to keep a man happy. You’re obviously infering that it is harder to keep a wopman happy. Why would be that case if man are far more intellectually and emotionally complex than woman?
Men are so intellectually complex that they device theories about how the Universe works, they postulate the workings of the DNA and create macines capable of reaching new planets. Compare this to the achievements of women. As Aristotle said, girls and women are only intellectually capable of social chit-chat - which essentially means talking about other people’s lives behind their backs
Men are also more emotionally complex than women: most of the great poets, writers and artists have beem male. Show me a single woman who can write with the emotion of Goethe, or paint like Michaelangelo, or sculpt like Fidias. You can’t. Women’s emotions are superficial at best, and revolve around whether people like them or not. Compare that to the emotions of men, who are capable of creating large movements to make the World better,. For instance, an even though I disagree with Marxism, all the intellectuals who conceptualized scientific socialism were males. Women don’t give a damn about social justice as long as they have the good life.
So why do you assume that it’s easier to keep a man happy than it is to keep a woman happy? All you have to do to keep a woman happy is give her shoes and flash something shiny in front of her every once in a while. Women are shallow, vain and stupid. Men have the true emotional depth.
P Coderch
August 17th, 2007 at 1:56 am - IP Man-Hash: a7a16be1327f0
The problem with a great deal of the women posting on this site, as stated by a guy nicked Alexander on another topic, is that women take everything at face value. When Dick says “Women are whores”, your first instinct is to go “NOOOO, there are exceptions, mother theresa….” and you go on a mindless drone. What you should do after reading any of Dick’s articles or any other man is to evaluate it… Why was there such a generalisation? A poor way or arguing is simply to point extreme exceptions when it is apparently commonplace that Dick articles do hold truth in them. Think why more and more men are attracted to this site? Because we are all simply retarded? Gay? Attacked by women? No, its because there is truth in what he says and where theres truth and honor, there are men.
Fair enough, I agree with you here. Women can choose to look for jobs but lets look at it on an economics standpoint. Comparative Advantage. Women excel (at least, in my opinion) are better at parenting than men. Play to your strengths. Modern women dont. Lets face it. Men are better workers than women can ever be. The numerous examples posted by P Coderch is evident in itself.
Well, in my opinion, a man has to make the decisions. Yes, there should be respect, mutual agreement etc but there are just times when a man has to put his hands down. Take the eg of the UN. Its fair, countries all have a say but the big powers like the US etc have the veto power which they use only in emergencies. Men should have that card because the decisions they make are usually rational unlike women who base their decisions on emotions. An example would be in any war… say WW2.. there were times when proportions of the US populace just wanted to pull out of the war even though doing so would be disasterous… guess which gender advocated that? Yes, women.
Yes, I respect their maternal instincts of love and care but rationality should take over in the form of cold, cool-headed ruthlessness.
August 17th, 2007 at 2:47 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Mother Theresa was one of the most vile scum to leave the Earth.
-Dick
August 17th, 2007 at 5:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 94b3b6aecd2aa
LOL!! I just want to hate you, Dick. Why won’t you let me?
August 17th, 2007 at 5:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 94b3b6aecd2aa
KellyMac, instead, maybe you should try treating people well because it’s the right thing to do. I have the feeling your monkeysphere is about the size of a golfball, so you’re not exactly straining yourself with this “treating people well because you love them”.
August 17th, 2007 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
@ P Coderch: I’m not arguing with you. Those things are true. Yet it is still easy to please men. Women are never satisfied. Sad, but true. Why else would there be the institutionalized whining known as feminism?
In general, men are more merciful and fair than women. I would far rather have a man in power than a woman. Any day.
@ Catherine: My monkeysphere is far smaller than 150 people. I don’t even know that many people that I will willingly talk to other than social necessities. You say that like it’s a bad thing.
August 17th, 2007 at 8:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 94b3b6aecd2aa
@KellyMac Well no - because 150 people wouldn’t fit in a golf ball. Especially if they’re fat - which I’m sure all your loser friends are.
The other night I was lying in bed with my boyfriend on a very hot night. The fan in the window was blowing out, which had the unhelpful effect of pulling hot air in from other parts of the house.
“Hun,” I said, “Can you turn the fan around?”
“YOU turn the fan around,” my boyfriend said sweetly.
“You never do anything for me,” I said, smiling pretty, and flashing a boob.
“I let you live!” he claimed.
“Lot’s of men let me live,” I pouted.
“Not the way I do,” he stated.
I burst out laughing, and no one turned the fan around and we had hot sweaty sex.
Ok, fine, I turned the fan around and we kissed good night, and we didn’t have sex.
But, my point is, I wouldn’t have turned the fan around if he hadn’t made me laugh.
I bet you didn’t think that was going to be my point, did you?
What does any of this have to do with you? Perhaps nothing, except for the fact that whatever else can be said about you - you are definitely NOT FUNNY. Not even your zombie/catholic sex joke.
August 17th, 2007 at 8:54 am - IP Man-Hash: a7a16be1327f0
Same. A male boss may be more demanding, harsher in his words etc but he isnt capricious or unfair. Women leaders usually suck. Take for example a recent project work group that I was involved in. It was previously under the charge of women till I got pissed at the lack of work done, took charge and the project is now cruising fine.
Women leaders/bosses etc tend to drone on about “ideals”, what they “hope” to achieve and “great goals” and “people’s happiness”. They dont take the world for what it is. Men recognise that the world is harsh, uncomprising and in business, its a dog eats dog’s world and you got to be ruthless to survive. Thats why male leaders own.
August 17th, 2007 at 8:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 94b3b6aecd2aa
MansVoice, I’m sorrier and sorrier all the time that I called you a rooster.
August 17th, 2007 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 369bfee4084ad
@Catherine: I’m sure glad you like you. Wouldn’t want you to get lonely.
August 17th, 2007 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 94b3b6aecd2aa
Time’s they are a-changing, though. I know I could change your mind. And there are more women like me all the time.
Transitions are difficult. Some of us may need a little more time to be a leader in what has traditionally been a man’s world. Be patient with us.
August 17th, 2007 at 9:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 94b3b6aecd2aa
That’s better, KM. :) Closer to funny than anything else I’ve heard you say.
I did go to your blog, btw.
August 17th, 2007 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ab60015f6eb6
Sarcasm?
You do realize that doesnt say much, do you? On the contrary, if women were becoming more like you, the world would be going to the dogs. Sorry to put it so bluntly but you seem the kind of person who forcefully implants your notion of a perfect world upon us.
It was a man’s world. It will continue to be a man’s world. I dont have to be patient nor do I really have to care. I know I will never submit well and proper to women’s leadership. Thats why I told the Americans to go on strike, the army to revolt if hiliary gets voted into office. I wont stand for my gender losing its exclusive patriachy rights to the weaker sex.
August 17th, 2007 at 9:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 94b3b6aecd2aa
Nope.
To arms then! And you’re in for a surprise, because this is a battle of wits, not brawn, and you are severely underestimating the “enemy”.
August 17th, 2007 at 9:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 82017df8ad3f0
We shall see then who shall emerge victorious. Men have conquered space, science and the secrets of life. Our next conquest would perhaps be women since you so desire it.
August 17th, 2007 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
What IS the secret of life? I happened to be in it up to my elbows when men conquered space and science, but they didn’t disclose the secret of life to me. Do tell.
August 17th, 2007 at 11:27 am - IP Man-Hash: cfb78268d537a
I was using it as a metaphorical sense about how men discovered everything there was which aided in the development of life itself.
But then again, men probably figured out about sex first so they did learn the secret of life giving. Heh.
August 17th, 2007 at 12:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
Ah. Thanks.