Antidepressants Are Depressing Me
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Of all the women I know who are on antidepressants, 100% of them have told me.
When it comes to women and their stupid mental problems that I don’t give a fuck about, I wish patients had to respect the doctor/client confidentiality agreement as well. That would not only make my life a lot less whiny, but it would also make every first date happening in Utah on any given Friday night about two awkward silences smoother.
If you weren’t aware, Utah has the highest per capita female usage of prescription antidepressants in the world. No one knows why, but it’s probably because Utah is extremely religious, and we all know women take to religion about as well as they take to using whiskey as a lubricant. It stings you for a minute, it stings her for a lifetime.
Men are better than women.
Men do not air our dirty laundry all over the place like we’re doing the world a favor.
First of all, men have an infinite number of classifications for “used” before we get to “dirty”. That’s how we stay attracted to women — no matter how many kids they have. Used does not equal dirty. Just because a pair of jeans are in the washing machine, doesn’t mean they’re dirty. Maybe you just sat on a Gummi Bear. It’s not like you shit yourself.
Secondly, men are better than women at taking prescription antidepressants.
I have known a friend of mine for two and a half years. Just this weekend, I found out he had a kid. I am manlighted to say that at this rate, I won’t know about his Xanax addiction until a woman is sitting in the Oval Office — which will be never.
Women can’t shut their mouths about what they shove down their throats. Zoloft, Lustral, Effexor, Wellbutrin, Zyban, Cymbalta, Lexapro, Paxil, Aropax, Cutting, Anorexia; to women those are all just another word for attention.
Why else would the depression rate for women be double that of men? It’s not like any woman ever got rich as shit in her 30’s and then realized she married way under their league. Do they have a drug for that?
Medicare should cover divorces.
Since all women were born with an unlimited debtors account at the Bank of Vagina Fargo, I see absolutely no reason why they should ever be depressed. Other than the reason that they fucking love being depressed.
For women, depression is a time machine into a world of being a good for fuck teenager, who doesn’t know shit about shit except that the refrigerator is magic, the day starts at 2PM, and money is something Republicans invented because George Bush hates black people.
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August 5th, 2007 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9dd959d6f4d3b
Let me start by saying thank God you are a minority. It is good to know that most men are not like you. I will also save the “gay jerk” comments, because it is obvious you’ve heard that a time or two.
Most women are on anti-depressants due to the men in their lives. Their fathers, boyfriends, husbands, or sons. However, I will agree with you on 1 point, women do put way to much about their personal lives out there. Get over it.
On that note, let me tell you that if you were dealing with a strong women you wouldn’t have these problems. Then again….it sounds like only simple minded women will deal with you. You need to deal with a women that has her shit together. Maybe try dating someone your own age and stay away from the young dumb blondes with her brains in her tits.
This is in regard to several of your postings. First, I love calamari. Not all women are afraid to try new things. In fact 98 % of the women I know are more than willing to broaden their horizons. Using Disney characters as role models for girls is obserd. Who wants to wait on a fantasy that will never happen. Make your own future. Little boys should have better role model than Rowdy Roddy Piper and Indian Jones. How about Dr. Martin Luther King, JFK, or Malcolm X. Find someone that has actually accomplished something.
You are way off in your views on women. I love men, but I don’t need one to complete me. I have a job, where I make a lot more than minimum wage. I have worked very hard to get where I am at and have managed to keep my morals intact. I have been and will continue to take care of myself.
Get a grip and take the time to deal with real women!
August 5th, 2007 at 6:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: fc79c683fa180
Wrong. Most women are on anti-depressants due to feminism telling them it’s no ok to be women. We’re all supposed to try to be better men than men, and men aren’t supposed to be manly at all. We live in an insane culture. It’s no wonder so many of us are depressed.
August 5th, 2007 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: fc79c683fa180
I heard that, too.
*Makes a note to self to do some experimentation*
August 5th, 2007 at 7:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: acdc9f5be4a69
Every time a women talks about male role models for kids its always some dumbfuck list of leftwinged cocksuckers.
Where the fuck is the list for Alexander the Great or Ronald Reagan.
August 5th, 2007 at 8:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: be93bbbcaf7e0
How is that “saving” the gay jerk comments?
-Dick
August 5th, 2007 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Real women? strong women? i dont need a men to complete me?
women are on antidepressant because of men?
This bitch has feminist written all over her and I bet that she is one miserable harpy.
August 5th, 2007 at 8:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51f86d6005c2d
No need to tell us.
August 5th, 2007 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
This is the tell-tale speech of a very serious personality disorder.
Ang, you give yourself away anytime you speak - you can’t help it. You are unattractive, do not get along with anyone, live alone, probably suicidal but too narcissistic to do anything about it, and are very sexually inhibited and don’t even know why. You will never see yourself as others see you, and you will never understand why everyone you meet comes to hate you.
You will also probably reply in anger with “Ha, none of that is true, Ralohcs!”, which proves the point.
Is that Dick playing the piano on the audio cast?
August 5th, 2007 at 10:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
What’s wrong with the Submit button? My comment is not appearing.
August 6th, 2007 at 2:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Too many urls in the post. Got intercepted by the spamguard.
Stick to 1 per post.
August 6th, 2007 at 7:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 576202da90258
Standing ovation to you.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 42c969685cd0a
If only the same could be said for you
Kellymac, mantastic analysis. 100 man points for you.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 42c969685cd0a
Written with permanent marker on her face and holding a sign saying it.
August 6th, 2007 at 1:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
I am a man, you dipshit. My point is that this board is always pointing out the obvious fact that men are physically and intellectually superior to women, but that this superiority is pointless because it is women who decide whether men get laid or not. I’m a young guy and I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve seen men who are otherwise controlled, mature, intelligent ,dignified and rational accepting all kinds of abuse and mistreatment from women as long as they give even the slightest hint of hope that they may spread their legs and allow him to stick his penis inside her vagina. So, the tragedy of men is that they’re vastly superior to women in every way, but they still have to bow down to women because they decide whether men have sex or not. Period.
P Coderch
August 6th, 2007 at 9:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Oh, but SOS, didn’t you once criticize me for admiring Alexander the Great because he was a “steroidal cock sucker”. Well, the guy was a cock sucker, so I don’t understand why you feel he would be a great role model for kids since you don’t believe that cock suckers make good role models.
P Coderch
August 6th, 2007 at 10:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
I have nothing but respect and admiration for Alexander.
And I agree absolutely with you on the virus Christianity.
Look at my newest forum post in for proof.
Straight as I am, I’ll fight with and go to hell with homosexuals before straights if they’re christ-crazed-cuckolds. Atleast the fake God of the Arabs is a warrior and a unashamed male.
New age Christiandom is a religion for pussies and passive women worshipping “men” that has been nuetered and castrated for the capitalist masses.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Register a name in the forums so we can correspond privately.
August 7th, 2007 at 2:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 42c969685cd0a
You both should read my article on religion. It focuses on Christianity as the example.
August 7th, 2007 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
This is such a ludicrous and pathetic denial of personal responsibility. This is why men are better than women.
As someone noted above, this is certainly a sign of Borderline Personality Disorder.
Such hatred, contempt, and envy for other women.
That I have no difficulty believing.
Little boys should have better role model than Rowdy Roddy Piper and Indian Jones.
Indian Jones?
While Dr. King was a great man, he had a large number of personal failings including being promiscuous. JFK was a pill-popping drug-addict who screwed everything that moved. Also a great man, but then I repeat myself.
Malcolm X? Fantastic sense of fashion, like any man, but filled with hate. Said he was glad of JFK’s assassination. Also a socialist.
The men you choose to hold up as role models are very revealing of yourself.
Like written a book?
How truly sad for you.
Materialism is so sad, and so ugly.
-wolfe
August 7th, 2007 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4744343c68742
In the end, Malcom X retracted everything he did. Blacks forget that. Malcolm X admitted he was a sheep following the herd.