Are Those Catepillars on Your Face or Crayon?
Have you ever seen women’s eyebrows? I can sum them up in one word: fucking gross.
It’s hilarious that women will do everything short of sewing a giant, fuck-off, red A for “Attention Whore” on the clothing of women who get their breasts enhanced, but women can’t stop fucking with their eyebrows. It’s the same thing.
Oh wait it’s not. It’s the same thing except one is gross and one is gorgeous.
Of all the stupid, time-wasting, bullshit, masturbatory exercises women engage in for the sake of Cosmetique, eyebrow art is by far the stupidest and most masturbatory. Who are women gardening their eyebrows for anyway? Men? Do any men subscribe to Hot Eyebrows Monthly? I’ve never even heard of that publication and I’ve heard of a lot of them; so I doubt it.
How about women then? No I’m pretty sure it isn’t women either. Women don’t look other women in the face in the first place.
That’s not common knowledge either, that women don’t look other women in the eye when they’re speaking to each other, but it is true. See, women always bitch about how men constantly stare at their chests while completely dominating them in any conversation, but women are exactly the same. It’s a species thing. It’s got nothing to do with sex.
It’s the same way artists and advertisers utilize white space to manipulate the eye. There are certain things the human gaze is simply drawn to — magnetically. White space on the one hand and in the other, boobs. Don’t let women make you feel bad for being a human being.
It must be caterpillars then. Women shave their eyebrows to make sure caterpillars don’t try to have sex with their faces while they’re sleeping.
I guess that’s crazy isn’t it! Well, moisturizer and anti wrinkle creams don’t do shit and women still use them. Is that less crazy than plucking your eyebrows due to a caterpillar narcofornophobia? That means a fear of caterpillars having sex with your eyebrows in your sleep, or as women prefer to call it: date rape.
Women are all beautiful and special things — each one like a beautiful summer day or a classic Cadillac convertible — and they just don’t realize it. Women and their natural bodies and eyebrows disgust them. That’s why they do stupid shit like pencil them in and are extremely uptight all the time about walking around the house in a bra.
What is the big fucking deal about that anyway? It’s called a compromise.
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just because you see one person wtih drawn on eyebrows doesn’t mean they all draw them on!!
you base your opinions off of a small percentage of women.
to dick,
woman will always come to this site,
we will all find you and kill you one day too.
=)
An example of a hot woman: Amanda Peet. No eyebrow plucking there.
I’ve told them to quit shaving their eyebrows. They all have “beauty consultants” who make them think they should be doing this.
Dick said -”Women are all beautiful and special things — each one like a beautiful summer day or a classic Cadillac convertible — and they just don’t realize it.”
That is the sweetest thing I ever heard on this site.
See, Dick dose’nt hate women, he just understands how stupid you can(always are)be. Women are beautiful. take of the mask off and act reasonably and maybe we wouldnt have so much to say against you.Then again Im drunk.
obviously he does hate woman look how he talks about them, he will never agree with what a woman says even if she is right.
dumbass,
How old are you, J? I’m guessing preschooler here.
- Fragma - Just Like A Teardrop
No, you do it for social acceptance among your backstabbing female friends.
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I completely agree with this rant. Women look idiotic with drawn on, perpetually-surprised-looking eyebrows that melt on any day over eighty-degrees.
Why don’t you, as men, speak up and change this. After all, we women do it because we perceive men find it attractive! Isn’t that just a kick in the ass?!?
Sorry, I can explain that for the rest of you, but I’m sure you’ll need your crayons.
Dick…there’s two magic words in your comment you can use for yourself. They’re right after “and” and right before “my.”
This was absolutely the most well placed, well put and absolute perfect comment I have ever seen. The context and timing was that of instant legend.
Praise you, Mr. Matherson
Geez, I’m sorry that I ruined ‘it’ for you, on the other hand, literally, my sigh was that of relief…
*sigh*
Only a woman could ruin the humor in a fart/shit joke.
(P)oops!
Well at least taking matters into my own hands was more ‘intriguing’ this time…
It was just a joke. Sheeesh!
I don’t think they got the joke, but it was a good one. Sweet!
There’s a reason why I didn’t finish the ‘quote’ and that was because I didn’t mean ‘God-Dialogue’ per se, and was instead mis[s]-using the ’saying’ to illustrate the ‘first principle’ form of oral communication, i mean verbal, verbal communication…
Now if as in ‘God’s Ears’, Sonyad was referring to some other appendage and/or orifice, I am [again admittedly] intrigued…
I don’t think they got the joke, but it was a good one. Sweet!
Nope, no contradiction, no back-peddling…just a woman acknowledging the importance of being earnest, literally.
You called me on my bitchy-ness and I responded by attempting to qualify my comments so as to be less ‘inadvertent’.
After ‘your’ subsequent entries I allowed the…wisdom [for lack of a better, less complimentary word] to sink in and [cor-]responded accordingly with an honest declaration of respect, etc. for this young woman’s wherewith all.
Sometimes a cigar…
It appears like English but I cannot make any sense out of it.
All I saw of your post above was a poor attempt at sarcasm directed at sandra, it was a condesending little worm of a post designed not to encourage but to put-down. I called you up on that because I did not like it, your written tone was mocking and I didn’t see how sandra deserved that.
Even in this part of your post you continue to mock but seem to not realize that you are doing it:
Now it appears that you are contradicting yourself and back-peddling. Fine. Given that sometimes your posts are very hard to read and follow, it is also possible that I misunderstood.
Women, shut the fuck up and fuck off my site.
-Dick