Among others.

Like many of you I trudge through the workday doing my manly duty to keep our economy going, such as it is. And shackled to my efforts are the cackles of banshees who care about as much for the idea of the Rights of Man as they care to learn how to cook a proper roast: not e-fucking-nough! Man-tip: “well-done” beef is not a “job well done,” dipshit. Whimmin have no place in the kitchen unless a man is directly giving them orders. Otherwise they end up reading Star Magazine and destroying quality food.

Whimmin are also the reason a wonderful food like pizza had to be prepackaged and delivered rather than enjoyed as the amazing culinary amalgamation it was meant to be – pizza is the Mand-Aid to cover the injury whimmin have done to food.

But let me ask you gentlemen: What explains the fall of Sumeria, Babylon, Greece, Sparta, Germania, Britannia, Gaul, Rome, and, eventually if we keep up this shit, the United States of America. You all know exactly why: entitlements to whimmin. You know it, I know it, and they know it. The only difference is that when our nation becomes extinct you and I can’t fuck the enemy or give him a hummer for preferential treatment in the new regime. We just end up executed as an obsolete mechanism of the old society.

Better to die a free man than live as a slave, though. Not so for whimmin. If one is to feel shame, He must first have dignity. Whimmin neither have a concepts of dignity, nor do they ever feel shame.

If you really look at history you’ll notice a trend. All great societies began to take a nosedive the moment they accorded whimmin equal power to men. Now, equal power is different from equal rights. As all the rational men who frequent this page know, men ought not to hate whimmin, nor should whimmin be abused. God created Man in His image, with a weakness for whimmin that we might learn mercy and love, after all.

But men were made to rule and whimmin to obey. Whimmin are simply not comfortable in a decision-making role, so when feminism forces them to wear that hat artificially they have no idea what to do and they begin to panic. This is when they invent things like “diversity”, “political correctness”, and “flex time off work”. They simply fail to recognize that the virtue of a society is measured by how many cars a Monster Truck can crush, not all that other esoteric monkey shit.

When whimmin start making actual political decisions a society is doomed. As much as I hate the Middle East, they have the most powerful empire to ever occupy the Earth running like naked fat kid dipped in bacon grease from a Jenny Craig convention just let out for appetizers. Why? They don’t let whimmin vote; we do.

The real irony is that the very whimmin terrorists would execute for having the gall to be educated are the same whimmin telling our soldiers we need to “understand the enemy.” Secretary Hillary Clinton? Really? I bet Winston Churchill is rolling over in his grave. And onto a hooker, and smoking a cigar while he does it. Churchill was one badass motherfucker, Hillary is just a fatass who’ll tell ya to go fuck your mother. Classy.

The more power given to whimmin, the weaker an empire becomes. Whimmin cannot make the tough military decisions that need to be made to keep a people free from foreign invasion.

The solution: Love your wife, your girlfriend, your mom, you sister, etc. Show love and respect. But do not let them influence what you know is the right path. Smile and nod, be nice, then remember your duty to God and Country, come back to reality, and quietly continue to make the tough decisions and vote for those who will defend this nation. Few whimmin vote anyway; they would have to get up too early.

By the way, how many women do you think are buried in Arlington National Cemetery?

That’s what I thought.

Ofcourse we fuckin knew it, Dick. We’re men! That’s like asking if we knew that women weren’t involved in the creation of the Universe or Heavy Metal. They’re both too awesome to have been bred through fuck-uppery. If there is any loss of Man-Points for stating the obvious, then you’ve lost them. You’re slipping, man. You’re slipping.

female, 18, hot, likes beer, videogames, metal and guys who know how to use their dick

any animal can reproduce. it was us men who separated us from animalkind with our mighty inventions and ideas.

by the way, my woman can attest you and your obviously sex-deprived self that us chauvanists DO know how to please a lady.

no doubt better than any of the submissive, pansy-assed “men” you are looking for.

While I agree that the whole NASA program is basically men-only, there were women involved in at least one aspect of the Apollo Lunar flights. Women worked for a pantyhose company (winners of the bid to make the spacesuits) and they stitched and sewed the spacesuits worn by every man to walk on the moon. I have no doubt they were supervised by men.

john said:

Alice said:

If men would not have invented all these “incredible” things we might not be having the problem of the earth being destroyed.

If men hadn’t found these incredible things, we would all be animals and the womenfolk would be being raped EVERY DAY!

That’s why they’re unhappy. They’re missing out on that.

Alice said:

If men would not have invented all these “incredible” things we might not be having the problem of the earth being destroyed.

If men hadn’t found these incredible things, we would all be animals and the womenfolk would be being raped EVERY DAY!
You have it good thanks to us, yet you continue to complain.

Alice said:

sorry to have to be the one to tell you that men need woman to survive… you can do anything other then pointless things that no one really cares about but other men (gay).. you can not give birth soooo the human kind would not exist if the better half (women) were not around.. If men would not have invented all these “incredible” things we might not be having the problem of the earth being destroyed… and we do not hate sex we just hate it with you cause it takes real men to pleasure a woman not someone… well like you. I do feel sorry for you’re stupidity and hope you will grow up sometime soon.

So are you attempting to make an argument that women could procreate on their own? I know for a fact that women can’t, but I sure as fuck know that men came up with the technology to clone human beings and that we don’t need women to further our species.

Alice said:

sorry to have to be the one to tell you that men need woman to survive… you can do anything other then pointless things that no one really cares about but other men (gay).. you can not give birth soooo the human kind would not exist if the better half (women) were not around.. If men would not have invented all these “incredible” things we might not be having the problem of the earth being destroyed… and we do not hate sex we just hate it with you cause it takes real men to pleasure a woman not someone… well like you. I do feel sorry for you’re stupidity and hope you will grow up sometime soon.

Would you be surprised to hear that we’ve heard it all before? If we didn’t have an entire race full of nagging women we would get even more things done. Furthermore, I’m sure we’d be able to invent something capable of creating life.
As for us ‘creating our own destruction’, the only thing that keeps me happy is knowing that if we’re in trouble, then you are absolutely, positively, undoubtedly, fucked beyond belief. I’m sure women will try their best to stop the destruction, however I’m sorry to say that there’s no bitching your way out of the end of the world.

“We Never Went To The Moon.”