Comments on: Ask Dick: How Manly Was The Apollo 11 Mission?

By: Mysanthrope

Mysanthrope — Thu, 14 May 2009 18:40:14 +0000

“I don’t know if all of you men know this, but no women were involved in the planning or execution of the Apollo 11 mission to the moon.”

Ofcourse we fuckin knew it, Dick. We’re men! That’s like asking if we knew that women weren’t involved in the creation of the Universe or Heavy Metal. They’re both too awesome to have been bred through fuck-uppery. If there is any loss of Man-Points for stating the obvious, then you’ve lost them. You’re slipping, man. You’re slipping.

By: where'smystash

where'smystash — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:47:50 +0000

it’s funny how men hate women that exhibit stupid qualities but only like these women because they are usually bimbos, but its funny that men try to insult women when they are similar to them… like me, however i really only run into this problem with older men and young guys that can’t get any so i guess its ok because who wants to fuck them anyway. can’t we all just get along and chillout

female, 18, hot, likes beer, videogames, metal and guys who know how to use their dick

By: Prospero

Prospero — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:07:32 +0000

do YOU have any evidence of how you’re “the better half”? other than the fact that you can spawn, of course.

any animal can reproduce. it was us men who separated us from animalkind with our mighty inventions and ideas.

by the way, my woman can attest you and your obviously sex-deprived self that us chauvanists DO know how to please a lady.

no doubt better than any of the submissive, pansy-assed “men” you are looking for.

By: John Watson

John Watson — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:22:30 +0000

Dick,

While I agree that the whole NASA program is basically men-only, there were women involved in at least one aspect of the Apollo Lunar flights. Women worked for a pantyhose company (winners of the bid to make the spacesuits) and they stitched and sewed the spacesuits worn by every man to walk on the moon. I have no doubt they were supervised by men.

By: bola

bola — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:19:36 +0000

john said:
Alice said: If men would not have invented all these "incredible" things we might not be having the problem of the earth being destroyed.
If men hadn't found these incredible things, we would all be animals and the womenfolk would be being raped EVERY DAY!

That's why they're unhappy. They're missing out on that.

By: john

john — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:01:53 +0000

Alice said: If men would not have invented all these "incredible" things we might not be having the problem of the earth being destroyed.

If men hadn't found these incredible things, we would all be animals and the womenfolk would be being raped EVERY DAY! You have it good thanks to us, yet you continue to complain.

By: Trey3rdeee

Trey3rdeee — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:48:48 +0000

Alice said: sorry to have to be the one to tell you that men need woman to survive... you can do anything other then pointless things that no one really cares about but other men (gay).. you can not give birth soooo the human kind would not exist if the better half (women) were not around.. If men would not have invented all these "incredible" things we might not be having the problem of the earth being destroyed... and we do not hate sex we just hate it with you cause it takes real men to pleasure a woman not someone... well like you. I do feel sorry for you're stupidity and hope you will grow up sometime soon.

So are you attempting to make an argument that women could procreate on their own? I know for a fact that women can't, but I sure as fuck know that men came up with the technology to clone human beings and that we don't need women to further our species.

By: Dibbler

Dibbler — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:52:07 +0000

Alice said: sorry to have to be the one to tell you that men need woman to survive... you can do anything other then pointless things that no one really cares about but other men (gay).. you can not give birth soooo the human kind would not exist if the better half (women) were not around.. If men would not have invented all these "incredible" things we might not be having the problem of the earth being destroyed... and we do not hate sex we just hate it with you cause it takes real men to pleasure a woman not someone... well like you. I do feel sorry for you're stupidity and hope you will grow up sometime soon.

Would you be surprised to hear that we've heard it all before? If we didn't have an entire race full of nagging women we would get even more things done. Furthermore, I'm sure we'd be able to invent something capable of creating life. As for us 'creating our own destruction', the only thing that keeps me happy is knowing that if we're in trouble, then you are absolutely, positively, undoubtedly, fucked beyond belief. I'm sure women will try their best to stop the destruction, however I'm sorry to say that there's no bitching your way out of the end of the world.

By: Alice

Alice — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:14:16 +0000

sorry to have to be the one to tell you that men need woman to survive… you can do anything other then pointless things that no one really cares about but other men (gay).. you can not give birth soooo the human kind would not exist if the better half (women) were not around.. If men would not have invented all these “incredible” things we might not be having the problem of the earth being destroyed… and we do not hate sex we just hate it with you cause it takes real men to pleasure a woman not someone… well like you. I do feel sorry for you’re stupidity and hope you will grow up sometime soon.

By: Stan The Man

Stan The Man — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:54:32 +0000

Google

“We Never Went To The Moon.”

By: John

John — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:20:06 +0000

Interesting how “female” and “sandra” make pointless comments about an offhand reference to a movie, while totally side stepping the main point of the article:
Men invented and advanced math, physics, biology, medicine, engineering, agriculture, literature, morality, and every other aspect of humanity that separates us from animals. The only way that women have participated in any of this is by fetching the scientists another cup of coffee. Does female or sandra have anything to say about this? Of course not. You can’t argue with facts, although women often try.

By: sandra

sandra — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 23:37:08 +0000

that movie pissed me off (how it ended). did those asswipes even get their honey or whatever it was? ugh.

By: Cassius

Cassius — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 23:39:36 +0000

You sure did

By: son of the suns

son of the suns — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:10:49 +0000

Female’s fucking mouth will run when she’s dead and her jaw will be it’s own separate corpreal being. Never stopping it’s flapping bullshit.

By: Billy

Billy — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:41:47 +0000

CJ the bitch never leaves. She camps out here in hopes of getting Dick.

By: Billy

Billy — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:39:45 +0000

Female said: What? Guessing about what? Your comment makes no sense.

The comment would make sense but only if you had sense enough to think logically. But if you did you wouldn't be here wasting our time.

By: Female

Female — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:14:30 +0000

Let me guess CJ, you’ve actually invoked and misused “parental alienation syndrome” against an ex in a child custody dispute? It does seem that fathers rights groups do like to use this “clinical” diagnosis to justify their rants against women.

By: Christianj

Christianj — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:05:38 +0000

Don’t tell me the bitch is back !!

By: Female

Female — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:02:07 +0000

What? Guessing about what? Your comment makes no sense.

By: Billy

Billy — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:25:58 +0000

Female said: The Wicker Man depicts women so stupidly that it is laugh-out-loud-comedic. Nicholas Cage is of course again depicted as the all round-good-guy "saint", being Hollywood's cooler version of Tom Hanks. The movie oh so subtlely warns that very bad things will happen if you let wymmen take control because women are completely insane. Watch out for the scene where Cage is looking for the missing girl and busts into a house, runs into the bedroom and lifts the corner of the mattress to see if she is under it. Gold.

Sounds true to life. Your insanity is what brings you here. It appears your guessing again in your last comment. I could guess also and being a man I'm sure I would get closer to the real reason. Fuel - Prove