Ask Dick: My Girlfriend is Needy
I was sent this question by Max.
Dick, I’ve met this woman who obviously likes me, but she keeps her guard up as far as dating goes. She even told me thats why she got her dog a few years ago. Because the dog will always love her no matter what. What should I do?
I would have thought a man who shared his name with one of the manliest men in cinema, Mad Max, would know a thing or two about seeing through women and their endless bullshit.
Grab a sword and a piece of paper, Max. You and your shitty girlfriend are about to enter the Thunderdome.
Women are obsessed with control. That’s why they hate things like sports, midgets, and penises. Those things can never be controlled. And that’s exactly what women do when they put their “guard” up. They control what cannot be controlled.
The Penis.
Women have no reason to be afraid of anything. Imagine that you could say whatever you wanted without getting punched in the mouth. Imagine you could have a millionaire pay for your entire life with the right combination of make-up and shut-up. Imagine you were born with the unlimited line of credit that is a vagina. It doesn’t even have to be well maintained!
Why the fuck would you keep your guard up if you had nothing to be afraid of?
Man Lesson #1: Do not get a girlfriend.
Getting a girlfriend is like getting a running start before you jump off a cliff. No matter how fast you’re going, it’s still a step in the wrong direction.
Men Lesson #2: Fuck women’s dogs.
It takes a dog to love a woman. Any creature who can feed itself has little use for a permanently wound up Bitch-in-the-Box, ready to spring out at the spill of a soda.
Women need dogs the way men need brains, blood, and beer. Women need the concept of “unconditional love”. It pumps through their veins instead of blood and it nourishes their every waking moment. Unconditional love, which is stupid and insane, is the Sports of woman-kind.
Sports are an eternal test of skill and wits for the sole purpose of honing them both. It is very manly. Unconditional love can be used to describe the actions of mental patients and psychotics.
Man Lesson #3: Do not get a girlfriend.
We’ve all seen a cartoon donkey with a carrot hanging off of a stick just inches away from its face. Well that’s exactly what having a girlfriend will do to you, except instead of a carrot hanging in front of your face, it’ll be a big red STOP sign and a shitload of complaining. What needy girlfriends never seem to need is a reason to bitch and complain. If she’s complaining so much, why not give her a reason to be doing it. Hide all her pants or underwear or something.
There are few men who’ve gotten rich by listening to a bunch of fucking complaining all day. Usually, those men become priests.
The real question here, Max, is not what your girlfriend is keeping her guard up to keep out, it’s what she’s keeping her guard up to keep in. Control.
And also she’s probably a foul-mouthed sex maniac. All women are.
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All that matters about this article is one question: is Dick right? Yes!
That’s all that matters.
Once any man nowadays gets a girlfriend she has really “got” him to an extent. Look, the man should always be in control no matter what, if she is withholding anything that means she is not trusting the man she’s with, and women if you do not trust the man, then he should not be with you, and these women need to grow the fuck up, alright, men can’t do everything for you in life you women have to actually make a fucking effort to grow up and learn what it really means to be a feminine woman not a new-age, modern, closet-lesbian.
Long live all the men!
There’s nothing wrong with a woman being needy as long as they’re obedient and know when to keep quiet.
I thnk people need to reassess what it means for a woman to be feminine. Submission and obedience have somehow become lost along the way, even though what evidence we have would suggest that it is the natural neurobiologic mode of behaviour for women.
People’s ideas of what it means for a girl to be “girly” have become distorted and masculinised, which may be responsible for some of the confusion in the comments below.
If you weren’t a complete moron, and decided to do a little reading before you started bitching and complaining on this site, you would know that Dick doesn’t hate women. Far from it, and as a matter of fact, he steered me from Misogyny. I can’t thank him enough, because I learned that I was in fact a Chauvanist.
A. Sounds better.
B. Not facist.
C. It’s reality.
I’ll just assume your a troll or just a moron who has been raised on feminist propoganda to believe that women fart fairy dust and men are all wife beaters and rapists.
Rock on, this man absolutly must keep sending these thoughts out. Ladies every pin prick of truth in these infuriates you and get over it for the frustration train is already full of your “best friends” , “coffee buddies” and “funny guys” …………… STFU
Dick is such a retard. I feel sorry for a man who feels this way about women. Sure some of it is true, and I’ll agree, but I’m not going to hate ALL women outright. Where will I go in life with that mentality. Man up, you fucking moron.
She’s even more retarded than the usual and drooled like a punched spastic onto a keyboard some bile meant to call Dick “Pottyhead” ,or something.
Who the fuck would know and who the fuck really care what some woman spasming on a Man Only site is gibbering about?
Unless you are a women, but who the fuck cares about them?
Haha she called dick a pothead
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ok i just read the whole of this and i swear there are some really offensive things said about women.
i can admit yes we do control things occasionally but if you got close enough to one you’d understand we’ed quite like just a little support. i just broke up with my boyfriend. he gave a me a reason and i said well if its that bad help me with it. so n all fairness if you get close enough and can actually talk you’d understand men and women are in the same boat but becasue most women are scared of getting hurt they control things to avoid it at all costs.
1. Your spelling is disgusting.
2. Dump her, dumbfuck.
my gf say she so tuff but is reely 1 drama btch so needy all the time wash she would leave me alone
dumb article, if thats the case maybe you should stay single all your life or get a boyfriend. Pointless.
We have another harasser.
Christ, I wanted to believe that girls were good and pure - I wanted to, but then I realized that all they wanted was for me to fear them. Girly-girls are so emotionally immature - look at this, she’s devolved to immature name-calling. I notice more and more that many, many of the screwed aspects of society can be traced back to emotional bitching.
I mean, look at how a corrupt, stupid politician thinks - he spews out whatever the hell the vocal majority is screaming about womyn’s bathrooms or whatever and then he ends up getting one fuck-up too many when he promotes his head hooker to a position. Dumb-fuck confuses a teary, sobby cock-mongling with actual pragmatic ability. That’s a bitch way to think.
All of the people posting here need a life!
Whatever!
To Aaron, Stacy and Shawnie: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ME A BEER!!!!
If you all hate this site so fucking much then why do you support it by posting comments? GET OUT NOW and leave us to our Constitutional opinions!!!!
My response to the original question: My girlfriend is needy: Get rid of the whore!!! If she is needy now, how the fuck do you think she will be in one year, five years or 10 years?????
If I had to take a guess, you probably married the bitch and are stuck because you have kids now? Sorry bastard!!!!!
Aaron, FUCK OFF!!! If you are SUCH a stand up guy, then go work for the suicide hotline or your local animal rescue league!!! Maybe that will make you man up???? Somehow I doubt it you pussy, GO HOME TO MOMMA!!!!
Stacy you have just single handedly proven why this site is so successful!! THANKS you stupid bitch!!!! Give women enough rope and they WILL eventually hang themselves!!!!
Shawnie, how old are you? 13? I don’t want to scar you anymore than your family already has, so I will simply say SHUT UP!!!! (and)……
Wolfe wrote in a previous post that women give birth and teach their children to be poor. That’s absolutely true!!!!
Shawnie, what was the name of the first street you lived on and what was the name of your first pet? THAT will be the name that you should use when you finally decide that crackhead prostitute is not for you and you become a stripper.
And PLEASE, I BEG you, DON’T have any kids!!!!!
Taking no prisoners……
You are not a man!!!! A man takes care of his woman, not kick her to the curb!!!!!
SHURT THE F*** UP, DICK!!!! THIS SITE IS CRUDE, RUSE, AND ABSOLOUTE S***!!!! HOW COULD YOU HATE WOMEN??? HONESTLY!!!!! WHAT KIND OF POT-HEAD MAKES A SITE ABOUT THIS???? WOMEN ARE NICE, SWEET, KIND, AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!! GIRLS, DON’T LISTEN TO THIS S*******!!!!!! HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! DICK, SHUT THIS SITE DOWN!!!!!!
It is sad that you do not follow what you preach. Why, like the numerous women on this site, reply then? Are you a troll?
Facism.
Why dont you tell the feminists the exact same thing? Oh wait. You’re a woman and a hypocrite.
I can’t believe “Mr. Dick” actually wastes time on this shit. If YOU don’t like women then that’s your loss. It’s sad you spend so much time in this life of yours to bash women. There are a BUNCH of stereotypes that I can come up with about men but why waste my time. There are just as many, (maybe more) cheating, lazy, alcoholic, wife beating, child molesting, welfare collecting men out there as there are women who take adavantage. If bashing women brings satisfaction to your life then you most be one of the most miserable men out there, there’s so much more to life and women than what you choose to see.
As far as the men out there you agree with your beliefs, Fuckem!!! That’s their loss too!!
I can say, I’m not a cheater but I’ve been cheated on!! Go figure, does that make all men cheaters? (not) I work full-time and don’t spend anyone’s money but my own. I’m educated and am chosing to do positives things with my time, unlike yourself! I don’t need to call you names and stoop to your level because I think we all already know what you are! You’re entitled to your opinion but like the saying goes “Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one”
I apologize for the errors:
Well, then, what are you stooping[sic] to his level with your vituperativeness and invective comments?
Some are in[sic] MENSA, some have Phds, some have degrees, others hold top jobs in numerous fields.
You are lambasting Dick for being a “prick”, right? Well, then, what are you standing down to his level with your vituperativeness and invective comments? You hate Dick for his stereotypes but arent you stereotyping him? What a fool.
A ton of educated men actually agree and support Dick. Read the forums and this site before you think off your head and comment. Numerous intelligent men form the backbone of the MABTW.com. Some are on MENSA, some have Phds, some have degrees, others hold top jobs in numerous fields. Please, dont be a fool. If you are a man, you know fucking deep down that women SUCK as workers.
You are a woman eh? “Pig”? Dick doesnt censor comments like they do at the feminist websites. He isnt a facist. Infact, he encourages women like yourself to be living testimonies of whatever he has said. Emotional, angry and man-hating. That sums it up in 3 words.
Before you post your reply, just ask yourself what has the feminized media done to men. Why is it alright to portray men as weak, helpless and inapt and women as strong and capable? Yeah, I thought so. Because you too are a fucking sexist for your gender. If you want to condemn men, head straight into another feminist forum. That is where, they hide under the guise of philosphical language, the manhate they hold for each and every fucking man on the planet.
We are not afraid of being politically incorrect. In this day and age, it seems that you can only say “women are better than men” but never the other way around. This site is a fine payback to all that bullshit that men have suffered for 5 fucking decades since the feminist revolution. This is PAYBACK and PAYBACKS a BITCH!
You”Mr. Dick Head” are a fucking retard. Who do you think you are? You have NO CLASS, you are a pedophile, a hypocrite and I am positive the reason you down women are that…hmmmm…lets see-you”ve never had a date in your life. For one thing you a pussy for not showing your face on the Dr. Phil show. What are you afraid of? What woman would want you? The answer to that is NONE! I am positive that you won’t even post this because you are afraid of the truth. Believe me your not so great and no one in this world could possibly agree with a mindless fuck like you. Who are you to tell that lady in the audience to go work out on a treadmill. Why don’t you go get your bald head a labotomy? I think you have already had one RETARD. You make me sick. I am sure you won’t post this because you can’t face the truth. You must not work to have the time for all this nonsence. I am sure you must be on disability for being mentally challenged. I am not saying anything bad about that believe me. Some people deserve it but not you. You deserve a swift kick in the ASS! For your comment for ending up in jail for being with a 17 year old. You wouldn’t last a minute in jail. The inmates would eat you for breakfast.PIG
Fuck it. Judge everyone, that is why men created kick-ass fucking BMG .50 caliber rifles to kill people from very long distances.
War baby. I won’t judge you until right before I nuke you.
Does anyone know where the gun is?
I’m far far FAR from mature. But I am mature enough to know certain things. Such as not to judge other people that I haven’t met based on people I have met.
I did that because I was referring to a quote of yours thus I use the inverted commas. You are wondering why it has become a sort of a repetition? Well, ask yourself why you keep repeating that you are matured then…
Self praise is no praise.
I never denied there are men in the work place. Why would I? I said there was. Everyone is drawing on personal experience. If I did the same thing, that would be the result. Except I don’t.
What is with you always saying “matured” in inverted commas? And when did I mention your maturity in that post?
Wow, you are evading the issue at hand again.
*applause*
Frustruated? That is because you are a fucking moron who is rehashing bullshit. I called you out on your lies and deceit by pointing out to you… that men are indeed in the workplace working and you responded with some other bullshit. You failed your english classes? I am an Asian but I can comprehend way better than you … Heck, a kid would probably be smarter than yourself.
Yadyaydayay. Boofucking hoo. “I am matured” again eh Clair? Well, guess what? Fuck off. No one thinks so. At least, not us. Maybe your boyfriend who is the guest of honour at your pants doesnt “think” so but who am I to comment? Lmao.
*sigh* MansVoice…God you frustrate me. Ok, virtually everyone here draws on personal experience. I’m just saying, if I did the same thing that’s the conclusion I would be drawn to, not only that but I would have to say that all men are horny, sex crazed animals that think nothing of others emotions.
But thankfully, I am mature enough to realise there is a world beyond my own, with people that i have not met and I there-fore can not make a judgment on. Further more, the few boys/men that I have met that do not fall into the above mentioned criteria (which I know that there must be many all though I have only met a few), do not deserved to be labeled the same as the men who do.
Oh… I get it. Insulting my intelligence is how you respond to being a hypocrite. Well, when you can’t win…
Are you fucking kidding me? Most of the men in the ‘real world’ arent in offices working? Which part of the fucking planet do you live in? “Femland”? That is fucking hilarious.
The number of men at managerial positions in countries around the world are roughly 70 odd percent. In singapore, it is roughly 77% so what bullshit are you trying to pull? Show us some stats instead of using your bullshit “life story” as some kind of “reality”.
You sound a little spiteful there mike. Ok there are laborers that make more then office workers, there are office workers that make more then laborers. Like it or not, the two profession count on each other. They need each other. So guess what? Neither is better, otherwise one could easily do with out the other.
Clair laborers in many places make more than people with office jobs. Women often hire others to fill office positions. They only hire other women and gays.
Eliza it’s not apt enough to repeat at all. I’m just glad you can read.
Where I live the vast majority of nail technicians are women , and they may not earn as much as a plumber. But they are vastly Asian immigrants, I’ve only heard of one that isn’t, but I haven’t seen any. I don’t think that’s fair of you to make fun of them, they’re starting a new life in a new country for what ever reason, and however small you think their contribution is, the fact remains it is a contribution which is warmly welcomed and appreciated.
Ok sw and MansVoice, explain to me why most of the men in the ‘real world’ in my area are laborers while the women have office jobs (and no, they are not all sectary’s to men.) There is actually a minority of men in any academic job. So my point still stands. If I were to have your mentality I would think women are smarter then men, in school and out of school, but guess what? I don’t think like you. It just so happens that men and womens ’smarts’ are in different areas, and neither is better then the other. They actually compliment each other.
Mike, that was the precise meaning of my reply to you. The only problem is that you are guilty of voicing your hateful stereotypes while I am not. I was merely pointing out your hypocritical argument to make an observation. I hope you don’t think it’s an apt enough response to simply repeat what I said to you…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4183166.stm
“There were twice as many men with IQ scores of 125, for example, a level said to correspond with people getting first-class degrees.
“At scores of 155, associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman. “
You mean GIRLS, dear fellow - and you’re comparing them to BOYS who are more practical than studious, who would rather construct and design bridges, or computer networks, than be forced to write essays entitled, “How far did the Feminist Movement advance under Gloria Steinem?”.
And you do realise you’ve cheapened whatever argument you could of had by bringing in the La-La land of academia into this? Men - not boys - excel in the REAL world, where it matters, where commerce is done, deals tied, wealth GENERATED. Even scholastically underdeveloped boys often grow into skilled manual workers - and the last time I checked, a Plumber - the vast majority of whom are MEN - outearn Nail ‘Technicians’ (what a laugh!!), the vast majority of whom are - rightly - a bunch of cunts.
I dont give a shit about you or your life story. Girls like to be complete nerds in schools and yet achieve jackshit in real life. Guess what, top honours like Valedictorian which I was honoured with recognises holistic individuals.
Women suck at leadership and basically.. competency in the real world.
I have never said you were 40. I just think you are a worthless individual whom I dont give a shit about. Equal, my ass. If women were capable, they would push to say “Women are better”… but they suck balls and can only try to pretend that we are “equal” to make themselves feel better.
I will give you an analogy through two atheletes. One is a champion athelete while the other is only mediocre. The champion wins every tournament he participates in…achieving numerous accolades. What does the loser mediocre athelete say? “Oh we are all competing in the name of the game itself so we are all ‘equal’”. Yeah, fucking right. You only push for equality when you are weak . Women will never be able to beat men in a real competition faceout between both genders.
Umm, ok. It sounds like you think that I was talking about this…
When I was talking about this…
That’s an joke. You say it when someone says a statistic that you don’t believe.
Anyway, if I thought the way you do, and judged like you do, I would have to say women are smarter then men. After all there hasn’t been a male dux at my school for a while (yes, I’m the same age as you, for some reason at one point you thought I was 40 something. Where you got that from I’ve no idea) . All the girls get statistically higher grades then boys despite the same education for both and believe it or not our two best sports people are a girls and a boy (and know they can’t compete against each other, the is an athlete in all areas swimming, running ect the boy is a soccer champ).
But guess what, I don’t think like you. I know that men and women are different but equal, and deserve to be treated as such. Neither is better then the other.
I dont give a shit. I have worked with women whom are amazing and capable yet are only slight better than the average man. There are the exceptions whom are brilliant, yes. But that is common as Doubt said in the natural demographics of things. I have done a careful evaluation and I stick to my guns - Men are better than women.
Ok then. Just in case you didn’t get it though or heard it before, that statistics thing is a joke.
Sorry, I misintepreted your comment. I thought I saw that as being “anything other than men”.
Apologies.
Anyhow, you can believe what you want and I shall believe what I want.
…what? Where the hell did you get that??
Didnt you profess yourself to be a feminist who by definition goes for “equality”? See the fembot express her true desires - hegemony over men. I am not surprised.
Yep. 99% of qualified people for anything being males. The list does indeed go on.
Yeah - rape claims, women being domestically abused, women not having equal pay for the SAME job, women being as capable as men. The list is indeed endless.
Did you know 79% of statistics are made up?
Yeah, 99% is enough. Men are better than women.
Ok. You really are delusional, because not each and every qualified person for anything is not a man. Sorry to break the news to you. I’ll understand if you don’t reply to this post, as you may need some time to recover…
Yes, these qualified people all happen to be men. I am fine with letting women taking charge occasionately. Sure, do it their way but just remember, kings will always return to take power.
I don’t like to take leadership positions all the time. I’m quite happy following orders from qualified people.
I am a man but you are no woman. Shut the fuck up and learn your place. This is a site for men and by men. If you arent happy, leave.
Of course you are happ that the mentality isnt surfacing in your side of town. You just wish for beta males to submit to you. Dont lie. You want weaklings? You have them then.
Why dont you WAKE up to the fact that men are better than women? Lmao.
What following? A couple of frequent posters?
That mentality isn’t resurfacing where I am. Thank god for that.
You can say women suck all you want, but it doesn’t make it true. Sally may suck, Jean may suck, but women don’t. Get over. Wake up and be a man.
No, I am not kidding and take it how you want it, this is what this site is about. Women SUCK as leaders, SUCK at making decisions and SUCK at competance.
Who cares if the mentality is old? It is now resurfacing and look at what a following it has racked up. In time to come, men will awakened to the viles of feminism.
Ha. You’re kidding right? You’re only saying it for shock value, right? If not how do you get to school, by chariot? Thats how old that mentality is.
Eliza you could have posted that same thing on any of the million male bashing sites out there. You don’t want to be stereotyped, then don’t do it to men.
I am sorry. You missed the point. These are inherent only in men.
Those don’t sound like the good qualities of a man, they sound like the good qualities of any person.
Holistic wise- Rational, calm, intelligence, leadership and natural ability which are all parts of being men. Women may be good, as Wolfe said, but men are way better. Yes, I am a protective and sweet guy at heart as I believe is the same for most of the men here.
You know, you had me until the whole men are better then women thing. You sounded quite protective and sweet. Then you scraped it with the whole men are better then women. What is your definition of better?
If there is, I will personally call out these men and punish them. Men have a code of honour as can be seen from the fact that rapists arent given a nice time in prisons. But still, men are better than women. That is fact.
Ok then, that’s your choice. I just hope you realise that there are cases of sexism that would make you sick to your stomach.
You choose what you wish to believe then. I call bullshit on alot of things the feminists are raving about.
Forget banning the site, how about banning her IP address, Dick? I know you’ve said her comments just prove everything you say but this shit for brains scutter, after almost 1000 posts, just bores me to fuck.
Either that or can we have an ignore button for this section of the site? I would have her on iggy instantly.
The “hyberbole” you are referring to. I’m assuming you mean hyperbole. (Correct me if I’m wrong). I know some cases are exaggerated, but keep in mind, alot of them aren’t. They just seem so because you can’t believe it.
This site is about continuing generic stereotypes… Its FUNDAMENTAL purpose is to degrade ALL women based on ignorant circular logic. The very nature of this site is to insult based on the less desirable traits of a few… Please don’t demean someone else for typecasting your personality and making a few VERY reasonable assumptions about the type of person you are.
I dont get what you are referring at but basically, you will have my answer. Just know I disagree if it is in reference to my above post. That is the best way to answer a fem-bot like yourself.
Is it happening to men to?
I give every human being an ounce of respect, even women. However, numerous women have lost this respect which was so freely given. There are still women whom I respect, real and virtuous women.
Even then, I may not respect women but I do love and protect them. I can assure you that it is not as bad as it sounds. Aside from the hyberbole, many women live wonderful lives with their husbands for generations. The feminists just like to harp on a few extreme issues and blow up the matter to make it seem that this is commonplace in all parts of Asian society.
You know what, I found a site that was similar to this where it was being mean towards men. It was a womans site. And I think all but three comments were positive, the rest were all women saying how awfully sexist and untrue the stuff said was.
How does this site promote rape? Some people here might feel that way. That’s the opinion I’m sure of a few. Do you take that out on everyone? This is really about shutting down a forum for male opinion.
If you want to be realistic those female sites you probably go to, spew just as much venom towards us. Will they ever be banned? Hell no.
Promoting murder is pretty horrific to. So go get NOW banned.
The only dissapearance will be of your corpse.
I’m not saying that a man should agree to that. Thats just sick. I’m just saying if a wife wants to wait up for her husband to come home and waits till then to eat with him, I thinks it’s sweet.
Any man that would agree to his partner not eating until he did is not a man but a dicktator. Countdown to the disappearance is on it’s way boys, maybe that’ll teach you to behave.
Why does that sadden you? You have said, and I quote “@ Clair: Women do not deserve respect. Period.”
I think it’s sweet that these women love their men this much, but these men that take advantage of it like this do not deserve these women AT ALL. These women deserve SO SO much more. The thing is, I think that these men are able to abuse the women so easily because the women don’t have any sense of self-worth. Which is an injustice.
Female, I think it’s sweet if she chooses to do it. But it’s sickening if she’s expected to.
If she got pregnant that’s a different story, then thats just plain STUPID and dangerous, and I’m completely against it.
I think you got the wrong idea. I think somethings sweet when someone does something nice for another person because they want to make them happy. To because they are expected to, or when they’re brainwashed into it.
If the sole purpose is to give birth to men and they complied, there would be no girl babies and then no babies. you are too funny
Female, just to set your little girly-girl mind straight - murder is far worse than rape. Rape is not akin to murder, rape is not a matter of control. It’s simply a matter of sex. There’s a reason dancers get ‘raped’ 46 times a year - 19 of wh