Ask Dick: My Girlfriend is Needy
I was sent this question by Max.
Dick, I’ve met this woman who obviously likes me, but she keeps her guard up as far as dating goes. She even told me thats why she got her dog a few years ago. Because the dog will always love her no matter what. What should I do?
I would have thought a man who shared his name with one of the manliest men in cinema, Mad Max, would know a thing or two about seeing through women and their endless bullshit.
Grab a sword and a piece of paper, Max. You and your shitty girlfriend are about to enter the Thunderdome.
Women are obsessed with control. That’s why they hate things like sports, midgets, and penises. Those things can never be controlled. And that’s exactly what women do when they put their “guard” up. They control what cannot be controlled.
The Penis.
Women have no reason to be afraid of anything. Imagine that you could say whatever you wanted without getting punched in the mouth. Imagine you could have a millionaire pay for your entire life with the right combination of make-up and shut-up. Imagine you were born with the unlimited line of credit that is a vagina. It doesn’t even have to be well maintained!
Why the fuck would you keep your guard up if you had nothing to be afraid of?
Man Lesson #1: Do not get a girlfriend.
Getting a girlfriend is like getting a running start before you jump off a cliff. No matter how fast you’re going, it’s still a step in the wrong direction.
Men Lesson #2: Fuck women’s dogs.
It takes a dog to love a woman. Any creature who can feed itself has little use for a permanently wound up Bitch-in-the-Box, ready to spring out at the spill of a soda.
Women need dogs the way men need brains, blood, and beer. Women need the concept of “unconditional love”. It pumps through their veins instead of blood and it nourishes their every waking moment. Unconditional love, which is stupid and insane, is the Sports of woman-kind.
Sports are an eternal test of skill and wits for the sole purpose of honing them both. It is very manly. Unconditional love can be used to describe the actions of mental patients and psychotics.
Man Lesson #3: Do not get a girlfriend.
We’ve all seen a cartoon donkey with a carrot hanging off of a stick just inches away from its face. Well that’s exactly what having a girlfriend will do to you, except instead of a carrot hanging in front of your face, it’ll be a big red STOP sign and a shitload of complaining. What needy girlfriends never seem to need is a reason to bitch and complain. If she’s complaining so much, why not give her a reason to be doing it. Hide all her pants or underwear or something.
There are few men who’ve gotten rich by listening to a bunch of fucking complaining all day. Usually, those men become priests.
The real question here, Max, is not what your girlfriend is keeping her guard up to keep out, it’s what she’s keeping her guard up to keep in. Control.
And also she’s probably a foul-mouthed sex maniac. All women are.
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You know, you had me until the whole men are better then women thing. You sounded quite protective and sweet. Then you scraped it with the whole men are better then women. What is your definition of better?
If there is, I will personally call out these men and punish them. Men have a code of honour as can be seen from the fact that rapists arent given a nice time in prisons. But still, men are better than women. That is fact.
Ok then, that’s your choice. I just hope you realise that there are cases of sexism that would make you sick to your stomach.
You choose what you wish to believe then. I call bullshit on alot of things the feminists are raving about.
Forget banning the site, how about banning her IP address, Dick? I know you’ve said her comments just prove everything you say but this shit for brains scutter, after almost 1000 posts, just bores me to fuck.
Either that or can we have an ignore button for this section of the site? I would have her on iggy instantly.
The “hyberbole” you are referring to. I’m assuming you mean hyperbole. (Correct me if I’m wrong). I know some cases are exaggerated, but keep in mind, alot of them aren’t. They just seem so because you can’t believe it.
This site is about continuing generic stereotypes… Its FUNDAMENTAL purpose is to degrade ALL women based on ignorant circular logic. The very nature of this site is to insult based on the less desirable traits of a few… Please don’t demean someone else for typecasting your personality and making a few VERY reasonable assumptions about the type of person you are.
I dont get what you are referring at but basically, you will have my answer. Just know I disagree if it is in reference to my above post. That is the best way to answer a fem-bot like yourself.
Is it happening to men to?
I give every human being an ounce of respect, even women. However, numerous women have lost this respect which was so freely given. There are still women whom I respect, real and virtuous women.
Even then, I may not respect women but I do love and protect them. I can assure you that it is not as bad as it sounds. Aside from the hyberbole, many women live wonderful lives with their husbands for generations. The feminists just like to harp on a few extreme issues and blow up the matter to make it seem that this is commonplace in all parts of Asian society.
You know what, I found a site that was similar to this where it was being mean towards men. It was a womans site. And I think all but three comments were positive, the rest were all women saying how awfully sexist and untrue the stuff said was.
How does this site promote rape? Some people here might feel that way. That’s the opinion I’m sure of a few. Do you take that out on everyone? This is really about shutting down a forum for male opinion.
If you want to be realistic those female sites you probably go to, spew just as much venom towards us. Will they ever be banned? Hell no.
Promoting murder is pretty horrific to. So go get NOW banned.
The only dissapearance will be of your corpse.
I’m not saying that a man should agree to that. Thats just sick. I’m just saying if a wife wants to wait up for her husband to come home and waits till then to eat with him, I thinks it’s sweet.
Any man that would agree to his partner not eating until he did is not a man but a dicktator. Countdown to the disappearance is on it’s way boys, maybe that’ll teach you to behave.
Why does that sadden you? You have said, and I quote “@ Clair: Women do not deserve respect. Period.”
I think it’s sweet that these women love their men this much, but these men that take advantage of it like this do not deserve these women AT ALL. These women deserve SO SO much more. The thing is, I think that these men are able to abuse the women so easily because the women don’t have any sense of self-worth. Which is an injustice.
Female, I think it’s sweet if she chooses to do it. But it’s sickening if she’s expected to.
If she got pregnant that’s a different story, then thats just plain STUPID and dangerous, and I’m completely against it.
I think you got the wrong idea. I think somethings sweet when someone does something nice for another person because they want to make them happy. To because they are expected to, or when they’re brainwashed into it.
If the sole purpose is to give birth to men and they complied, there would be no girl babies and then no babies. you are too funny
Female, just to set your little girly-girl mind straight - murder is far worse than rape. Rape is not akin to murder, rape is not a matter of control. It’s simply a matter of sex. There’s a reason dancers get ‘raped’ 46 times a year - 19 of which are by her pimp. It’s just a strategy to get back at those big mean men who keep pushing her down by giving her money for the one purpose she advocates. Men will always want sex, and girls like you will always give it.
That’s just the way life is. It may not be fair, little girl, but then again it isn’t really fair that a little whore can get ahead by exploiting her gender and be hailed as empowered. You really don’t know what rape is, whore. Rape is being sent to a male-only prison for the mandatory waiting period to experience what you are about to subject someone else to.
You’re a girl, just kick them in the balls! You can kill all of those inferior, stupid men!
This site isn’t going to be banned. You cunts tried that once - it didn’t work, slut.
See, there are those little bitches trying to get their way again. Honey, if you’re only good for fucking - which you keep reminding us with your ‘good luck getting laid’ comments - rape should apparently be a compliment to your purpose. It would be like an emotionally mature human getting a raise or promotion for an honest day’s work - if a whorish secretary gets raped in an alleyway drunk off her wits, apparently she was asking for it just by advertising her pussy.
Rape claims are just a little girl’s cry for help - you cunts glorify man-rape all the time because you just can’t stop thinking about it. Ah, the joy of being able to un-fuck anyone you made the mistake of fucking - and getting all that attention!
Oh, attention is everything for you cunts, isn’t it?
Now run along, slut. It’s time for man-talk, and if you bitch to the provider after you are unable to counter our logic with your speculation, it will start right back up.
There are numerous men here who run servers/hosting programs who have made it clear that the second that a little miss gets this site shut down, it will be right back up again.
You can’t fight us, female. You’ll never win.