Ask Dick: My Girlfriend is Needy
I was sent this question by Max.
Dick, I’ve met this woman who obviously likes me, but she keeps her guard up as far as dating goes. She even told me thats why she got her dog a few years ago. Because the dog will always love her no matter what. What should I do?
I would have thought a man who shared his name with one of the manliest men in cinema, Mad Max, would know a thing or two about seeing through women and their endless bullshit.
Grab a sword and a piece of paper, Max. You and your shitty girlfriend are about to enter the Thunderdome.
Women are obsessed with control. That’s why they hate things like sports, midgets, and penises. Those things can never be controlled. And that’s exactly what women do when they put their “guard” up. They control what cannot be controlled.
The Penis.
Women have no reason to be afraid of anything. Imagine that you could say whatever you wanted without getting punched in the mouth. Imagine you could have a millionaire pay for your entire life with the right combination of make-up and shut-up. Imagine you were born with the unlimited line of credit that is a vagina. It doesn’t even have to be well maintained!
Why the fuck would you keep your guard up if you had nothing to be afraid of?
Man Lesson #1: Do not get a girlfriend.
Getting a girlfriend is like getting a running start before you jump off a cliff. No matter how fast you’re going, it’s still a step in the wrong direction.
Men Lesson #2: Fuck women’s dogs.
It takes a dog to love a woman. Any creature who can feed itself has little use for a permanently wound up Bitch-in-the-Box, ready to spring out at the spill of a soda.
Women need dogs the way men need brains, blood, and beer. Women need the concept of “unconditional love”. It pumps through their veins instead of blood and it nourishes their every waking moment. Unconditional love, which is stupid and insane, is the Sports of woman-kind.
Sports are an eternal test of skill and wits for the sole purpose of honing them both. It is very manly. Unconditional love can be used to describe the actions of mental patients and psychotics.
Man Lesson #3: Do not get a girlfriend.
We’ve all seen a cartoon donkey with a carrot hanging off of a stick just inches away from its face. Well that’s exactly what having a girlfriend will do to you, except instead of a carrot hanging in front of your face, it’ll be a big red STOP sign and a shitload of complaining. What needy girlfriends never seem to need is a reason to bitch and complain. If she’s complaining so much, why not give her a reason to be doing it. Hide all her pants or underwear or something.
There are few men who’ve gotten rich by listening to a bunch of fucking complaining all day. Usually, those men become priests.
The real question here, Max, is not what your girlfriend is keeping her guard up to keep out, it’s what she’s keeping her guard up to keep in. Control.
And also she’s probably a foul-mouthed sex maniac. All women are.
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October 18th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: a15e50dc03aef
That had to be some of the most real shit ever said….ever, women are control freaks, every last fucking one of them, if you do not believe it, you are a fucking moron, very misguided, or a woman.
Its funny when girls say they have their guard up. Everybody knows that women are attracted to “assholes” or “bad guys” and dont feel attraction to nice guys who just want to give them the world and the greatest reward to them is just knowing the bitch is happy. So realistaclly, women put themselves into these situations where they get “mistreated” and “emotionally hurt”.
Then when these guys, who they already knew were assholes to begin with, treat them “bad” these bitches some how never seen it comming.
Thats the equivalent to a criminal who is a lose-cannon storming into your store with a gun pointed at you, and you think he is just there to buy something and greet you with a warm and friendly smile. Your stupid to believe it, or you were raised by Ned Flanders.
Women actually do 2 main things to nice guys.
1) Put them in the friends zone, but still use their money
2) Lead them on, to think the women is actually interested, ultimatly just to break their hearts after the women has milked whatever she could outta the poor bastard, then tell her girlfriends how he some how wasnt the nice guy everybody thinks he is, just so she doesnt go walking away looking like a bitch…when the nice guy finds this out, this is his snapping point, where he learns to be an “asshole”.
Just remember don’t believe everything these cunts tell you. Most of it (if not all) are lies.
October 18th, 2007 at 11:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
Damn straight and damn true! *applauds*.
October 19th, 2007 at 12:04 am - IP Man-Hash: a15e50dc03aef
Damn right its true, its gonna be funny to see how many stupid bitches have something to say about that (even though THEY SHOULDNT EVEN FUCKING BE ON THIS SITE). “Oh thats generalizing, blah blah blah, so i guess if we say all men are like this or that than that means all of them are, blah blah blah”.
SHUT UP, fuck off the site, you will be verbally bitch slapped, any insult or “points”/LIES you cunts throw at us we will be able to call you out on and serve your ass real proper.
Want to discuss how unhappy you are being a stupid woman who oppresses herself, go to a feminist website and form your lies with the rest of those bitter, fascist, self-loathing cunts there.
October 19th, 2007 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Listen to the cunts here. They bitch and moan and complain about the ‘things men have done to them.’ Hey, sweetie, those men still got a piece of dat ass! I really don’t feel inclined to give ‘unconditional love’ to a complete slut - you got a vagina, whoopie! Holy fucking shit, I may not ‘get any from you anytime soon’ because you hallucinated me looking at your cleavage without looking ‘asshole’ enough to be entitled to do so. Well, fucker-me-timbers, I’ll just move on to the next sorority slut, then, it really isn’t like you have anything they don’t.
Let’s see, what do men want from girls that makes them entitled to attention whoring and an idiot pass? Oh, ass and titties. What do all girls have? There you go, and if everybody thought like that in this happy, healthy first world-of-a-shithole we got going on here, there wouldn’t be any stalkers or harassers!
Hell, Virginia Tech wouldn’t even happen - he’d just need to drive off to the Tex-Mex border and fuck a few ‘empowered’ 14-year-old girls peddling their virginity for tit implants. Perhaps if he absolutely had to kill someone he could drop three or four of their platform-heel-clad selves as opposed to 32 students. I know they’re empowered young girls and all, with pussies and titties to play with, but then they’re still whores and they really aren’t good people.
In all seriousness, our society would fix 5 decades of destruction in about, say, 1 or 2 years tops if prostitution was legalized - with the inclusion of heavy government taxation, mandatory disease inspections, and most importantly: government-enforced price ceilings.
On that note, the perfect strip club would be one where there was absolutely no entrance fee (drinks, food, and cigarettes could therefore be sold at inflated prices), the girls were required to fulfill a sex quota to maintain employment, background checks would be conducted to ensure the sluts had not filed any charges of any type against anyone (or a blacklist, granted such a system becomes universal), and - back to the sex quota - the girls would not be allowed to request or charge anything beforehand, the men they would have sex with would be chosen at random using a lottery system, and they could only accept tips as a form of payment, if any.
And who would seek employment under such oppressing conditions? A street hooker, of course - after all, it’s not like they choose to become cunt-lickers, so we might as well exploit them without breaking style. We all know how important style is, don’t we?
October 19th, 2007 at 12:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
http://cruelbeauty.com/
Ah, and a shrine to all pussy-worshiping ‘faggots (according to this little miss, a man is always a faggot*, no matter how gay or straight he is).’ The site became closed to comments, coincidentally soon after I posted no more than three comments directed at her audience. Perhaps there was one where I acknowledged what anyone with a GED-level education (de facto, not de jure, cunt-spitters) was that her homophobia, literally referring to herself as a god and the weak men who bought her things off her amazon.com wishlist, including a gaming computer - though usually heels and cosplay costumes were her disciples.
Oh, and my first comment was on something titled ‘My plants are dying.’ It’s about how she was starving her plants of light and water in a closet ‘as an experiment.’ She went on to talk about how she ‘wondered how fast they would bounce back to life in [her embrace, something, basically sees how fast they would recover from deprivation of basic life-sustaining substance].’ Wow, deep. She really must be a God. I also told her to look up Marc Lepine if she was curious about the powers of femininity over men.
I replied to her reply to my comment basically calling her out on her bullshit in front of her worshipers, and how I was not, in fact, a victim of pussy envy if not having a vagina meant I would have a better chance at becoming a productive member of society who contributes to, not takes from, the world. I went on to comment on her post about how ‘[She] knows her site is successful when pussy-envious misogynistic pigs go ape-shit on her site.’ I explained that she was just a little whore who was exploiting her sexuality, the men on this site were absolute fools for contributing to her self-destructive lifestyle, and proceeded to offer a brief list of sites for men to discover how to embrace their sexuality. Oh, and I called her a camwhore. I suppose that’s too much for her to handle, as she pretty much redirected her site to a new ‘tribute/sacrifice/money-required’ location and to find it one would have to buy something off her amazon.com wishlist or send her cash.
And people do send her money, too. As in she had a picture of a wad of hundreds she got in the mail. I suppose a little constructive criticism is ‘too much for her to be exposed to,’ which makes sense if your livelihood depends on exploiting the ignorance and naivety of others.
What struck me the most was how she posted about tearing down her boathouse to build a personal spa. I wonder how many blood diamonds that cunt keeps tucked in her pussy when she jogs.
http://cruelbeauty.com/
*Wish she hadn’t taken the article down - in summary, it was about a hooker who had posted some rich guy’s cross-dressing photos on the internet or used them against him or something. She believes that ‘if [the hooker] had an ounce of goddess in her, she would have used the [evidence, photos, etc.] to [paraphrased - gain control over this man's life through blackmail and then release them anyway]‘
Great article, by the way, DM. I hope this wasn’t too off-topic.
And it’s great to see you, Atlas. I look forward to any future posts.
October 19th, 2007 at 2:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
No, you are never off-topic. You are a man. Good to have you back, Doubt.
October 19th, 2007 at 3:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 847744ee267eb
This Man speaks Veritas.
[drunken rant]
I agree wholeheartedly. Women are allowed sexual freedom, however Men aren’t allowed to buy into it I suppose. I have advocated Legalized Prostitution for many a year. Women I think are the originators of this piece of legislation, (however long it has occured) it reduces their power. Check my law in the Laws of Women.
-Strength and Honor-
October 19th, 2007 at 4:42 am - IP Man-Hash: d6d5c032fedf3
I just made the unfortunate mistake of taking a peak at that Cruel Beauty website. What a load of shit. Its unfortunate that she has convinced herself that what her almond sized brain concocted is true, and its even more unfortunate (a damn shame) that she has convinced many a misguided soul that her shit is worth money. I really feel sorry for all involved.
*D3C*
October 19th, 2007 at 7:38 am - IP Man-Hash: eda2fe8a3f0ef
“Getting a girlfriend is like getting a running start before you jump off a cliff. No matter how fast you’re going, it’s still a step in the wrong direction.”
Brilliant!