Ask Dick: Who Can I Fuck?

This question was sent to me by Jordan:

My problem is inherently sexual. I am completely disgusted by American women. I am 22 years old, and I have spent the last three years avoiding sex because I refuse to allow these ugly American bitches to feel “pretty”, regardless of the benefit to me.

It’s driving me up the wall. I honestly feel that if I don’t get laid soon, I will kill myself. Any advice?

This Ask Dick question affected me deeply, as the loss of a man’s life is one of the biggest tragedies there is. Every time I see a bunch of women on television whining about some puppy mill that was just discovered in the trailer next door, it makes me want to throw a cinder block through the television.

Fuck puppies. Some man somewhere didn’t get laid today. That’s a tragedy.

But I’m not a woman, so I don’t let my emotions ruin my possessions or sex drive.

First of all, Jordan, no matter where you are, there are always alternatives to American women. Even in America there are Mexican women, Canadian women, even Polish women. Granted, women from all countries have massive failings that ultimately cannot be compensated for by anything other than your manly charity and pity, but it doesn’t hurt to mix up the genetic deck every once in a while.

That’s why God gave men dicks: to stir up the genetic melting pot.

It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women. A good and manly way to appreciate what you have is to deprive yourself of it. That’s one of the reasons I throw sandwiches in the street all the time. It only increases my appreciation of them.

Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed.

Australian women are so bad in bed, they don’t even know when sex is happening. The rape statistics down there are completely fucked.

Lastly, and perhaps my best piece of manvice is: lower your expectations.

Women can’t meet anything with grace. Deadlines, your parents, your expectations; no matter what, you end up with fuck ups, embarrassment, and a three-year dry spell.

Would you try to engage a child on the merits of Reaganomics? No, but you might perform a magic trick for them and send them on their way. Would you expect a man to wash your dishes after you were done eating? Would you expect a broken television to fix itself after I threw a cinderblock through it?

No.

Men are better than women. Having sex with women is basically a form bestiality; albeit a socially condoned one. And it always will be. At least until they invent a word for having sex with someone who is mildly retarded.

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Comment by LivanaKristinM
2008-07-30 12:04:09

Probably nobody… It is his need to be seen as attractive, important and etc…. His superiority crisis might get in the way of his attractiveness, ego has always been a major turn off for men and women…

 
Comment by LivianaMari
2008-07-30 12:02:00

Probably nobody… It is his need to be seen as attractive, important and etc…. His superiority crisis might get in the way of his attractiveness, ego has always been a major turn off for men and women…

Comment by LivanaKristinM
2008-07-30 12:05:01

Duplicator… ;)

Comment by Hans
2008-07-30 14:17:33

What part of “No Woman Allowed” is it that you don´t get?

Get your hen-party fucking off this site

Comment by Demi
2008-07-30 14:23:14

We’re just hoping some men might actually have a brain rather than worshipping the Dickless-wonder

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Comment by Hans
2008-07-30 14:35:45

The fact that you can read and respond to this using devices and mathematical concepts invented by M E N should give you a slight clue on man-brainpower.

Although I´m a realist and don´t expect nothing but cluelessness, because “NO WOMAN ALLOWED” just doesn´t sink in, does it?

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-08-04 23:23:40

Well we are just standing up for ourselves. We’re not gonna leave just because Dick-wad said so. He cannot legally make women stay off of this site, and it’s a free country. Even for us women, yes, who deserve it very much.

 
Comment by Hans
2008-08-05 03:40:38

You deserve fuck-all. You got all kinds of right granted by men and all you do is still piss and moan AND destroy western civilisation by refusing to have enough children, abolishing stable families through rampant divorce rates and permanent whorish behavior well through your most fertile and beautiful years. Women fucked up their best chance in all known human history to prove they´re at least equal.
You done fucked up.
Get the fuck off this site!

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by LivianaMari
2008-07-30 11:59:05

http://tribes.tribe.net/bebopdeluxeaxevictim/thread/b7149540-3bec-400d -bc44-193efac7cf9b

or you can spend eternity with Jesus here…haha

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3EPswCbgFJE

Should I care about what this insecure man thinks? Maybe if he’d grow up he’d stop worrying about his lack of ‘attractiveness’ is it because women do not want him? I can see where his personality might affect the way women see him. Also perhaps it is a cover up for the fact that his ego and need for superiority is most likely the cause…

Comment by Lucy
2008-07-31 15:55:26

Lol AMEN LivianaMari!

 
 
Comment by Amber
2008-07-29 19:55:18

umm hii i just wanted to say that you all are right about us women. lol. we sooo try to be lesbians to get your attention! like totally! and OH EHM GEE! im such a whore. like seriously. thanks for setting me straight Deck!

Comment by Hans
2008-07-30 14:14:39

Newsflash: It´s irony only when it´s NOT true.
Now FUCK OFF this site.

 
 
Comment by Lucy
2008-07-29 03:55:16

Wow. You are major ass holes. Women go through more than men do physically, like child birth. I guess you’re just trying to make yourselves look like victims. Most women are strong and smart. The pictures you have of women on here make us look like stupid whores. Most of us are NOT like that and you’re just comparing us to trash to make yourselves feel righteous. And some of us are not lazy asses who expect men to do everything for us. Also, we don’t always try to look our best just for men, I personally like to feel nice about how I look and I really don’t give a fuck what men think about it. So if you’re upset about certain women, DON’T BLAME ALL OF US. I could say that all men are perverted assholes like yourselves but I don’t do that because I know men aren’t all the same.

Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-29 08:15:27

See, that’s it, the strong and smart women know that Dick isn’t talking about them. They know that we aren’t talking about them. In fact, the strong and smart women know what Dick’s getting at and agree and/or don’t care. The fact that you have to defend yourself, means you must think we’re talking about you when we say whore. That’s your problem not ours.

Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-29 08:18:33

Besides, the draft, slavery/ and hard labor is much more work then pregnancy. Hell, even a woman in a coma can have a child, it’s not that hard. Stop acting like it’s the most hardest thing EVARZ.

Comment by Demi
2008-07-30 14:27:46

you should try pushing a watermelon through your nostril then you can say it doesn’t hurt and isn’t a lot of work.

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Comment by studioline
2008-08-05 00:26:05

For the reference Demi, you push a watermelon in and a baby out.

 
 
Comment by chacha
2008-07-31 14:34:23

mmhm ok then try to birth a child through your small dick

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Comment by Arbalest
2008-08-05 00:13:37

You can tell me that when women stop being in porn involving stuffing beer bottles, large watermelons, and things much much bigger than a baby up their vaginas.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-08-05 00:15:43

Besides, any female can give birth. Rats can give birth. It takes a real adult to plan out a pregnancy and a child’s wellbeing. You girls are so wrapped up in the small amount of pain and suffering you forget what it’s for. Kinda selfish, really.

 
 
 
Comment by Lucy
2008-07-31 14:44:30

Mmhm yeah you don’t talk about us?? Then whats all of this crap about women being “mildly retarted” and “whores”? Yeah get your shit straight.

 
 
Comment by Hans
2008-07-30 14:24:35

We KNOW most of the times woman always tries to look best for the competition(OTHER WOMEN).
As this gives status and status is the ONLY thing every woman craves. Attracting men is only a fringe benefit AND annoyance in case the man dares to be of lower status.

Comment by Lucy
2008-08-01 03:43:03

Actually, no. You’re wrong. It’s not always for competition. I don’t want to walk by a mirror and feel gross about how I look. AND we’re not always chasing after men. Women have much more important things to focus on like a career, God, and our own personal issues that we have to deal with. Also, status isn’t the ONLY thing women crave. I sure as hell don’t crave status, and I’m a woman. You men on this site don’t know what it’s like to be a woman, and you sure as hell don’t know what’s going on in our minds. You just act like you know about everything and you think you’re right just because you have a freaking PENIS. This website is very degrading towards women and I don’t think it’s fair how the only pictures of women (other than the one of the woman on dr. phil) are of whores. That’s less than one sixth of us. The only reason you think all women are whores is because the only women that are ever around you are women that are in desperate need of quick cash.

 
 
 
Comment by God
2008-07-27 04:35:48

I MADE ALL BITCHES SO MEN CAN RECEIVE PLEASURE FROM FUCKING THEM AT A WHIM. I HOPE I HAVE PLEASED THE MALE SPECIES. MAY BITCHES SLOB YOUR KNOB WELL, AND TAKE YOUR CREAMPIES WITH ENTHUSIASM, FOR I HAVE CREATED BITCHES FOR YOUR SOLE PLEASURE. IT IS ALSO IN MY JUDGEMENT THAT IF A WHORE VIOLATES MY 10 COMMANDMENTS THAT WHORE SHALL BE SLAPPED BEYOND KINGDOM COME AND INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL:

10. IF AN UNHOLY SKANK TOUCH THY MANS POSSESSIONS, THOU HAS PERMISSION TO SLAP THAT WHORE WITH THE MIGHT OF A HUNDRED IKE TURNERS

9. THOU SHALL IMPREGNATE AS MANY WHORES AS HE SEEMS FIT

8. THOU HAS NO OBLIGATION OR DUTY TO CARE FOR A WHORE

7. IN SACRED LEARNING INSTITUTIONS A MAN SHALL NEVER LET A WHORE BENEFIT FROM THE KNOWLEDGE HE POSSESSES

6. THOU SHALL NEVER BE SEEN IN PUBLIC TAKING ORDERS FROM A FILTHY CARPET LICKING LESBIAN

5. IF THY WHORES FRIEND IS BETTER LOOKING THEN THYS OWN WHORE, IT IS THY MANLY DUTY TO IMPREGNATE THY WHORE AND HER FRIEND AND WATCH THEM FIGHT

4. NEVER MONETARILY REWARD THY WHORE, TREAT THEM AS SLAVE AND THY BEING MASTER

3. BE MINDFUL OF THY WHORES WEIGHT, AND IF IT INCREASES LIKE THE WAVES OF ATLANTIS…MAN THE HARPOONS!

2. ALWAYS REMIND THESE SLUTS WHO IS SUPERIOR TO THEM…FARM ANIMALS, INSECTS, VEGETATION, AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE MADE

1. IMPREGNATE AS MANY WHORES AS YOU CAN WITH YOUR CELESTIAL SEEDS OF GODLINESS BEFORE PASSING ON AND SHOW NO INTENT TO STAY WITH ONE WHORE FOR LONGER THAN A ONE NIGHT STAND

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-14 21:53:44

HAVING SEX WITH WOMAN IS LIKE BESTIALITY? WHAT THE FUCK????

we are people not animals. REALIZE this. GET YOUR EGO OUT OF YOUR ASS. your bunch of cock loving faggots.GROW THE FUCK UP

your feminists who hate woman. YOUR SAME EXACT THING AS FEMINISM EXCEPT YOU HATE WOMAN.
and dont tell me you dont hate woman. you do, the way you talk about them and treat them shows alot of hate.
YOUR THE HATEFUL SEXIST ONES. not woman.
LYING HYPOCRITES.
PIECES OF SHIT.
fuck you all.

 
Comment by Dustin
2008-06-29 21:13:41

“…having sex with someone who is mildly retarded.”

Mildly?

 
Comment by manns
2008-06-21 05:41:27

Kyle said:

“It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women.”

As an Australian man, all I can say is. Holy shit aint that the truth!

agreed

 
Comment by Tommy
2008-06-01 17:34:10

Tom said:

Further, Dick knows nothing about Australia, or for that matter australian women.

Having lived in Australia for over 20 years I can safely say that Australian women are filthy, lying whores. Though I don’t see them as any worse than any other country. I see people in other countries discuss the exact same problems in women with the exact same frequency.

 
Comment by Oldone
2008-06-01 08:45:46

@ FCKULSRS

Yes of course you are right, I can see it now. You were held down in the terrible and vile chains of chivalry. How dare men support women financially, only the blackest of hearts would be so evil as to hold open doors, pull out chairs, defend, and bow on bended knee; all while placing women on pedestals. Why, not even the Jews at Auschwitz suffered so much tyranny.

Tell me, you self-centered, egomaniacal, whore, what is it you do for society other than steal oxygen from those much more deserving?

With All Due Respect,
Oldone

 
Comment by Kyle
2008-06-01 08:17:39

“It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women.”

As an Australian man, all I can say is. Holy shit aint that the truth!

Comment by Muzalon
2008-07-29 08:27:19

All Anglo-Saxon women are cunts, friend.

 
 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-05-25 20:02:18

Karu said:

Dear FCKULSRS,

If you ever read this, thank you so much for the hearty laugh you gave me.

“Love” (but not really),
Karu

Signed and seconed. It’s amazing how the women who come to insult Dick make him look like a saint.

 
Comment by ...
2008-05-25 19:49:02

FCKULSRS said:

I think everyone of you manfucks leaving comments here, especially the child molester doubt and the pathetic 400lb manvoice are just running scared. scared to death. and rightly so. women were held down by men for so long because you all know that it is women that are better than men. and we fought our way out of your chains - we were the most oppressed group of people on the planet and now we have a woman running for president. HA! MF’s! she might not be the first woman president but you can bet your pimply fat asses that someday a SHE will rule this country! then you all can get the fuck out of the best country in the world and go continue your search for the virgin child. the “pure one” to stick your laughable appendage into. only she, with no life experience or ability to compare would allow such a disgusting thing. You idiotic fucks. i can see you now. sitting at your computer, in the dark. ALONE. naked, bulging, hideously gross. And Looking for the next uneducated “concubine” to stick your pathetic dick in. I can almost smell you and it makes me gag. All your fucking penis can do is spit. You cannot even carry on your worthless genepool without a woman. WHO has the ABILITY TO CREATE LIFE? Your genitals are sad and disgusting and hang their pathetic heads in shame. Go on and continue thinking men are better than women. shout it to the rooftops! And the next generation (if a woman even cares to look at your hideous cheese-filled fat rolls long enough to allow conception) of men will be the ones cooking meals, raising the children, and kissing MY ASS!

A-FUCKING-(not)MEN!

Comment by Lucy
2008-08-01 04:03:11

FCKULSRS: I totally 100% agree with you on everything you said.

Comment by Hans
2008-08-01 04:30:26

Really? Who whudda thunkit?
It´s totally clear that you´re just another card carrying feminist lesbo cunt thoroughly brainwashed by this ridiculous retarded offshoot of communist ideology.

Now get the fuck off this site.

(ability to create life? *chuckle* creating a red stripe and uber attitude once a month, that´s more likely)

 
 
 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-23 09:32:26

Is that why the Israelis plan to disband female combat units?

It’s been done a thousand times. You come here with a male name talking about male things with half truths and half propaganda and think you’re clever. You can’t alter the radical hate here with your pathetic wordsmything. Go get a job for a political campaign wordsmything and ‘relieving tensions’ via handjobs. You’ll need practice for when the mass rapes arrive.

Stick a gun in your mouth immediately you pathetic vaginal scumvoid.

 
Comment by Tom
2008-04-23 09:21:28

Further, Dick knows nothing about Australia, or for that matter australian women. He bases everything he knows on stereotypes.

So what is a steretype? It’s the brains way of not processing individuals, but rather, processing archetypes to reduce strain on its self. Hence, Dick’s brain NEEDS to use stereotypes in order to think in any way about women, a subject he has little comprehension of.

Therefore, He fails to understand or comprehend, resulting in sub standard writing

 
Comment by Tom
2008-04-23 09:19:02

Sgt. Reyes said:

FCKULSRS said:

Actually Geeza, your pathetic attempt at making me feel like a mad angry “militant” woman could not have been more useless. And my husband is very happy. I attend to his needs and he attends to mine. Not that I owe you any sort of explanation but the only man-hating I am doing (or have ever done for that matter) is on this stupid website. Its you ignorant “men” that has provoked me, and as a matter of fact, the only use I see for this website is to ignite the flames of another feminist movement. Good Job guys. Get in the kitchen. Ill take my chocolate chip cookies with extra nuts.

Your husband is happy? Poor, poor Mangina if in fact you truly are married. Bitch don’t make me laugh. You women couldn’t handle a military if your lives depended on it and anything else for that matter. Proof is in the pudding.

… and you’re the proof that Menarebetterthanwomen.

- Sgt. Reyes

Mate, I’ve done crosstraining in Israel and Switzerland, and believe me, women there are fighters of equal calibre to the men

Comment by John
2008-07-27 04:51:49

“Equal calibre” apart from the poor battlefield situational awareness, vastly restrictive combat/physical endurance, and a whole bag load of many seemingly-trivial psychological idiosyncracies which simply do not make them suited for armed units.

The historical evidence for women in active combat military roles does *not* portray them in any way positively, despite the inordinate amount of sophistry on this issue by feminists and feminist-influenced commentators.

 
 
Comment by Karu
2008-04-15 05:23:59

Dear FCKULSRS,

If you ever read this, thank you so much for the hearty laugh you gave me.

“Love” (but not really),
Karu

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-01-18 18:37:49

FCKULSRS said:

Actually Geeza, your pathetic attempt at making me feel like a mad angry “militant” woman could not have been more useless. And my husband is very happy. I attend to his needs and he attends to mine. Not that I owe you any sort of explanation but the only man-hating I am doing (or have ever done for that matter) is on this stupid website. Its you ignorant “men” that has provoked me, and as a matter of fact, the only use I see for this website is to ignite the flames of another feminist movement. Good Job guys. Get in the kitchen. Ill take my chocolate chip cookies with extra nuts.

Your husband is happy? Poor, poor Mangina if in fact you truly are married. Bitch don’t make me laugh. You women couldn’t handle a military if your lives depended on it and anything else for that matter. Proof is in the pudding.

… and you’re the proof that Menarebetterthanwomen.

- Sgt. Reyes

 
Comment by Matt
2008-01-18 18:22:22

Ok and heres where Matt steps in and lays a manly sized bitch slap down on this scandelous fat dyke.

Listen up you mullet-havin, hairy cunted, minge eatin dyke of a whore, YOU do not create life, YOU dont wake up in the morning and suddenly say, “I think im gona be god and create some life today”, if you had that ability you’d of used it when you were 12 to be popular and sport the kid around like a handbag until he starts talking, then just magically *poof* up another one.

That isnt how it works, especially for lesbians like you.. See, you NEED men to create life as much as we NEED you to do it, but hey if your happy with a clone baby so you can see just how fucked up you can make yourself truley be if you had a good head start, go right ahead

I am sick and tired of this, “All you men can fuck off out the country” “if there was no men thered be no rape or crime” blah blah BULLSHIT, if there was no men there would be no more children bein born, there life as you know it would sease, no one would shave there legs, you’d all sit on your fat asses eatin candy until you die of a heart attack. No one would be making batteries or new vibrators for you, no one would be boxing up chocolates, no one would be supplying power to your TV so you dont have to move, and your not gona get up and do any of that, why should you? its easier to sit on the couch and bitch and complain about “Why hasnt a man fixed this yet” why? Cause you fuckin wished em all into oblivion!!

But the best part… the BEST part, if men vanished tommarow.. thered be nobody about to PAY YOU to sit on your ass all day and contribute NOTHING WHAT-SO-EVER to society, not to mention in 30 years youd all be dead from having killed each other over the last pair of heels in your size for fucks sake.

You do not create life. You recieve sperm, thats it… and you dont even get to choose when you get to make life, My boys are always about and at any time i can bust a fat nut and guess what, they’ll do there job, they’ll swim thru your barren desert of a uterous looking for an egg that just aint there. You on the other hand have a certain ammount of time each month you can get pregnant, thats your window, if you dont get a baby daddy by then, your ass has to get a job, and we know that wont happen.

In summary (sorry bout the length) Your a cum bucket that can only do a half assed job, and then dont even do that right.

FCKULSRS said:

I think everyone of you manfucks leaving comments here, especially the child molester doubt and the pathetic 400lb manvoice are just running scared. scared to death. and rightly so. women were held down by men for so long because you all know that it is women that are better than men. and we fought our way out of your chains - we were the most oppressed group of people on the planet and now we have a woman running for president. HA! MF’s! she might not be the first woman president but you can bet your pimply fat asses that someday a SHE will rule this country! then you all can get the fuck out of the best country in the world and go continue your search for the virgin child. the “pure one” to stick your laughable appendage into. only she, with no life experience or ability to compare would allow such a disgusting thing. You idiotic fucks. i can see you now. sitting at your computer, in the dark. ALONE. naked, bulging, hideously gross. And Looking for the next uneducated “concubine” to stick your pathetic dick in. I can almost smell you and it makes me gag. All your fucking penis can do is spit. You cannot even carry on your worthless genepool without a woman. WHO has the ABILITY TO CREATE LIFE? Your genitals are sad and disgusting and hang their pathetic heads in shame. Go on and continue thinking men are better than women. shout it to the rooftops! And the next generation (if a woman even cares to look at your hideous cheese-filled fat rolls long enough to allow conception) of men will be the ones cooking meals, raising the children, and kissing MY ASS!

 
Comment by Zardoz
2007-12-24 04:21:36

FCKULSRS said:Ill take my chocolate chip cookies with extra nuts.

You’re already fat enough. No cookies for YOU!

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-12-24 04:14:37

*Yawns*, I love to see how you are going to get me in the kitchen or start another feminist movement, sweetheart. Rest assured, the next time the drums of wars are sounded, men will be marching. Words. Are. Out. Blow me bitch.

 
Comment by FCKULSRS
2007-11-12 19:47:20

Actually Geeza, your pathetic attempt at making me feel like a mad angry “militant” woman could not have been more useless. And my husband is very happy. I attend to his needs and he attends to mine. Not that I owe you any sort of explanation but the only man-hating I am doing (or have ever done for that matter) is on this stupid website. Its you ignorant “men” that has provoked me, and as a matter of fact, the only use I see for this website is to ignite the flames of another feminist movement. Good Job guys. Get in the kitchen. Ill take my chocolate chip cookies with extra nuts.

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-12 19:03:05

FCKULSRS said:
Whinge whinge moan moan number 1

I’ve seen enough whingeing and moaning posts from women here to know that your initial rant from beginning to end screams ‘Hello? I’m an angry, militant, man hating, frustrated, lesbian feminist!”.

If you’re married (which I doubt very much), then you must make one hell of a miserable couple.

 
Comment by FCKULSRS
2007-11-12 18:28:41

Billy, your comment makes me feel even further that I was correct about my mental image of you, except this time I added beer gut and taped up glasses to your pathetic posture….I would never ask you permission for a damn thing, Id rather Bobbett your dick off than ask your freaking permission. I am my only master. Get over it. As for the lesbian comment? I find it absolutely hilarious that you said that Geeza. All over this site are comments from women calling your stupid asses gay, and the first thing you can say is how pathetically stereotypical they are for saying it. So I guess you are acting like a woman now, huh? Do you need a tampon bitch? Why dont you go bleed somewhere else? Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, you can say will EVER make sense to me. Nor will it ever make me question who I am. BB&MB? Why dont you get fucked? Peice of shit! I would NEVER allow my husband to hit me, talk down to me, order me around etc…. Hed be gone and I would have his shit. Thats just the way it is. And yes, Im married and my husband has got to be the coolest Manly-man I have ever known. But hed be a dead mother fucker if he ever hit me. As far as domestic abuse, The way you all talk about women, it has GOT TO BE your g/f’s or wives (but u prob dont have either of those two do you? I cant see how.) that are getting the shit beat out of them by you shitheads. I hope they slice you in your sleep. By the way, Ill bring you a beer…………loaded with arsenic. Suck on that and sleep shitface!

 
Comment by Beer, beer and more beer!!
2007-11-12 16:56:34

FCKULSRS, SHUT THE FUCK UP you stupid bitch!!! Did it EVER occur inside that little, tiny thing between your ears that YOU are supporting this site by clicking on it and posting a comment? Dr. Phil says that you put out what you feel you truly deserve, well then, I bet your in an abusive relationship? God knows you deserve to be!!! Suck on that for a while!!!

Go get me a fucking beer!!!

And GOD FUCKING help the USA if Hillary is appointed President!!!!

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-12 15:27:03

We have an incoming lesbian lunatic at 12:00. Shes carrying a heavy load of emotional rants and several rounds of pathetic insults…….Request permission to laugh my head off……over!

 
Comment by Billy
2007-11-12 15:25:05

FCKULSRS said:

I think everyone of you manfucks leaving comments here, especially the child molester doubt and the pathetic 400lb manvoice are just running scared. scared to death. and rightly so. women were held down by men for so long because you all know that it is women that are better than men. and we fought our way out of your chains - we were the most oppressed group of people on the planet and now we have a woman running for president. HA! MF’s! she might not be the first woman president but you can bet your pimply fat asses that someday a SHE will rule this country! then you all can get the fuck out of the best country in the world and go continue your search for the virgin child. the “pure one” to stick your laughable appendage into. only she, with no life experience or ability to compare would allow such a disgusting thing. You idiotic fucks. i can see you now. sitting at your computer, in the dark. ALONE. naked, bulging, hideously gross. And Looking for the next uneducated “concubine” to stick your pathetic dick in. I can almost smell you and it makes me gag. All your fucking penis can do is spit. You cannot even carry on your worthless genepool without a woman. WHO has the ABILITY TO CREATE LIFE? Your genitals are sad and disgusting and hang their pathetic heads in shame. Go on and continue thinking men are better than women. shout it to the rooftops! And the next generation (if a woman even cares to look at your hideous cheese-filled fat rolls long enough to allow conception) of men will be the ones cooking meals, raising the children, and kissing MY ASS!

A women can do nothign without a mens approval.
Nope no woman president unless the male elite say so, and it would be just for shits and giggles. Women were never held down from nothing.
Only men had the knowlege to make a life for people. Women wouldn’t be here without men. Women are worthless and incapable of achieving the things men do. Women have had 40+ years to prove otherwise but can’t.

Women don’t create life, you’re just like an oven that the baker uses to make the bread. You women are too stupid to see how feminism is using you and you go right along with the social destruction filled with lies.

Women suck as people.

 
Comment by FCKULSRS
2007-11-12 13:46:40

I think everyone of you manfucks leaving comments here, especially the child molester doubt and the pathetic 400lb manvoice are just running scared. scared to death. and rightly so. women were held down by men for so long because you all know that it is women that are better than men. and we fought our way out of your chains - we were the most oppressed group of people on the planet and now we have a woman running for president. HA! MF’s! she might not be the first woman president but you can bet your pimply fat asses that someday a SHE will rule this country! then you all can get the fuck out of the best country in the world and go continue your search for the virgin child. the “pure one” to stick your laughable appendage into. only she, with no life experience or ability to compare would allow such a disgusting thing. You idiotic fucks. i can see you now. sitting at your computer, in the dark. ALONE. naked, bulging, hideously gross. And Looking for the next uneducated “concubine” to stick your pathetic dick in. I can almost smell you and it makes me gag. All your fucking penis can do is spit. You cannot even carry on your worthless genepool without a woman. WHO has the ABILITY TO CREATE LIFE? Your genitals are sad and disgusting and hang their pathetic heads in shame. Go on and continue thinking men are better than women. shout it to the rooftops! And the next generation (if a woman even cares to look at your hideous cheese-filled fat rolls long enough to allow conception) of men will be the ones cooking meals, raising the children, and kissing MY ASS!

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-10 19:38:30

And anyway the whole incest thing, your the one that reckons your “concubines” call you daddy….

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-10 19:37:08

You’re the one that said you were a spectator…so what else are you doing besides fapping?

if I smelled like shit and was morbidly obese I probably wouldn’t have to worry about that

Haha, are you trying to say I’m fat and smell like shit? try and make half decent assumptions.

I’d fuck you if I knew you, but again that would be far more trouble and money than it would be worth. There is superior, cleaner, and cheaper pussy - I really don’t give a shit if I miss out on the penis jokes and alimony.

I wouldn’t let you near me. Plain and simple. Oh and miss out on the penis jokes? Gee buddy, way to talk yourself up…

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-10 00:09:12

stop fapping

There we go with those little speculations running around your little head again. Your sex jokes aren’t funny, they’re just dull and inappropriate - they get you attention, but then if I smelled like shit and was morbidly obese I probably wouldn’t have to worry about that.
Run along now, honey. You’re too ungrateful for my liking. I’d fuck you if I knew you, but again that would be far more trouble and money than it would be worth. There is superior, cleaner, and cheaper pussy - I really don’t give a shit if I miss out on the penis jokes and alimony.

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-09 16:47:25

Doubt said:

Incest is gross.

Yes, honey. Yes it is, and I am sorry that you rubbed your tits against your sister’s and then posted the videos on YouTube. I’m not sure what I would be sorry for, but I know I had some invisible hand in the process.
I like twins and all, but you have to be a very sick person to actually sodomize your own sibling. Very, very disgusting - for you, not for me. I’m just the spectator here.

stop fapping

 
Comment by Beer, beer and more beer!!
2007-11-09 15:38:50

I LOVE this site!!! It’s the funniest shit I’ve read in awhile, and alot of it is true!!!

I have a good job, I’m smart, I’m good lookin, I’m funny and I take care of MY fucking business!!

I HATE whine-tits, stupid people, bad drivers, clingy needy twats, people that are so fucking full of themselves they don’t even know we are at war!! I hate people that are driving down a fucking highway with mile markers posted at every mile and have no fucking idea where they are when they break down!!!! FUCKING WOMEN!!!! Women should NOT drive those big ass SUV’s, UNLESS they have been taught by a MAN!!!

I love beer, and sex and football, motorcycle racing!!!

I FUCKING hate those stupid chain emails!!!! And the emails that YOU bitches think are so cute and fuzzy and hope I have a good day!!!! Just send me the jokes that make you bust out laughing, the dirty ones, and the NEED to know political ones!!! Don’t send me the one’s about how a man is breaking into cars in my area and the things I should do to protect myself, if a man tries to break into my car I’ll just blow his fucking head off. End of story!!!!

How come you never see a man on tv talking about his son that got killed, and trying to cry soooo fucking hard that you think he might hurt himself? This stupid bitch on tv last night did just that!! Seriously, no tears AT ALL!!!!! I thought she was going to keel over dead from the effort she put forth TRYING to cry!!! Stupid bitch!!!

To me, it goes like this: Women give sex to get love and men give love to get sex!! PERIOD!!!

Shut your fucking whining, spewing pie hole!!! NO ONE gives a fuck that you can’t wait to go to the mall and shop!!! I only shop when I need beer, or my pants wont stay together anymore and people are offended by them!!! And NO ONE give a FUCK that your “bff’s” boyfriend cheated on her b/c she wouldn’t suck his dick!!! Just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

If you have something to say, just fucking say it, then SHUT UP!!!!! And get me a beer!!!!

I also DO NOT give a fuck that Jack fucked Suzie on Friday night then Jill on Saturday night!! Good for all 3 of them!!! Atleast someone is getting LAID!!!!

A great man once said to a woman “Just the facts ma’am”, and that about sums it up!!!

As far as who you can fuck? You can fuck anyone you want to fuck. Just add a little alcohol (it’s makes blow jobs better!!), and it reduces inhibitions, then you’ll really have a good time!!

Your 22 fucking years old, you should be fucking everything and anything that will let you!!! Don’t get into a serious relationship, your too fucking young. Plus all that will do is wreck your fucking head!!! And don’t overlook fat chicks, sometimes they are better in bed because they are more appreciative just to have some company and the chance to get laid!!! Hot chicks sometimes just lay there because they are hot, and they know it so they feel like the don’t have to do anything.

And trust me brother, STAY as far AWAY as you can from chicks that say they’ve been molested, they are fucking broken and can’t be fixed, EVER!!!!!

Fuck, I guess I had alot to say, but I’m bored now so I’m gonna get a beer and watch some football, I have the Dallas/Philly game on my DVR!!!

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-08 00:16:13

Incest is gross.

Yes, honey. Yes it is, and I am sorry that you rubbed your tits against your sister’s and then posted the videos on YouTube. I’m not sure what I would be sorry for, but I know I had some invisible hand in the process.
I like twins and all, but you have to be a very sick person to actually sodomize your own sibling. Very, very disgusting - for you, not for me. I’m just the spectator here.

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-08 00:08:10

There not concubines then are they?

-Okay. I’m a virgin and am willing to get myself tested for STDs.
Good. If you give me shit, though, I’ll have you back on this curb. Don’t push your luck.
-Yes, daddy.

Incest is gross.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-08 00:03:24

Clair said:

Concubines? Are they even legal even more? Where do you live??

So I can’t have a girl live with me? We’re two consenting adults, what we do in my house is our business alone, sweets. See, the good thing about actual consent is that the person does not have to sign a contract every second of every day.
Ever heard of the playboy mansion? There’s thousands of them - entrepreneurs, inventors, writers - anybody who does not have time to put up with the bullshit you girls think you deserve just tosses the system in the trash.
It goes like this:
You’re poor because you are too stupid to hold a job. If you live with me, I’ll give you a place to live and a stable lifestyle.
-Okay. I’m a virgin and am willing to get myself tested for STDs.
Good. If you give me shit, though, I’ll have you back on this curb. Don’t push your luck.
-Yes, daddy.

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-07 23:44:44

Concubines? Are they even legal even more? Where do you live??

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-07 23:36:48

Maddox said:

I am a man.


Yeah, bitchy cunts really, really aren’t my thing. How stupid…? How stupid are feminists?
So many different levels of stupidity build up - and yet they think their cunt makes them unique.
The betas can tear into you fat-ass bitches. I’ll be okay with my loyal concubines, but then I’m just stupid like that - I write coherently and do not lie regularly nor poorly.

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-07 20:46:57

I love Maddox.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2007-11-07 15:24:56

Maddox is a friend of mine.

You, madam, are no Maddox.

-Dick

 
Comment by Maddox
2007-11-07 15:20:53

I am a man. I wrote a book known as “The Alphabet of Manliness.” But….. I mean come on. I hate how some women are, and I often muse about how flaky and ignorant they are but to take it to a level such as you have done is trully pitiful. Visit my website http://www.maddox.xmission.com

 
Comment by Debora
2007-11-07 11:32:56

I have never seen a more clear example of womens superiority over men than this website. You make all men seem like stupid morons, and granted, many are, but you, Dick, and anyone who thinks like you, are truly some small penis having jerks.

 
Comment by Terry
2007-11-07 11:24:46

You men dont need woman for sex-y’all already know that; y’all have alternatives.

1. Become a down-low brother (men having secret sex with men). There are so many in the world, I dont know why you are having trouble finding one.

2. Abuse little children like so many of you men do. Child molesters, sexual predators, child rapists, I am sure have y’all have little secret clubs that yall get together to discuss this.

3. Become gay (if you are not already). you’re an ass already so you might as well take it up the ass!!!

4. If you have daughters (incest), go fuck them or any other female in your family. We women really dont want your ass no how. You aint no real man

white women are cunts. Can I say cunt here? Cunt. Cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.

There.

Death to aryan grrlz. Esp. manish over-achievers like the Canadian mentioned above. Germany has a ton of those broads, and turns out, oh, 100 babies per year in consequence.

 
Comment by Terry
2007-11-07 11:20:19

You men dont need woman for sex-y’all already know that; y’all have alternatives.

1. Become a down-low brother. There are so many in the world, I dont know why you are having trouble finding one.

2. a

ML said:

All white women are cunts. Can I say cunt here? Cunt. Cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.

There.

Death to aryan grrlz. Esp. manish over-achievers like the Canadian mentioned above. Germany has a ton of those broads, and turns out, oh, 100 babies per year in consequence.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-06 23:09:27

Phil said:

Yes. Do you have a problem with that?

Oh, the little victim feminist is acting tough on the internet! We’d better run for our lives before she actually works up the courage to ‘attack our manliness.’
Oh, God, where do girls come up with that original and meaningful shit that spews out of their mouths? I suppose it has something to do with not filtering out the excessive ’stupid’ before you do something.
Takes a good broken nose to fix that up if you never get around to growing out of the whole entitlement phase. I personally grew out of it at 8 or 9, but then I was expected to support the superior sex.

 
Comment by Phil
2007-11-06 22:58:49

Yes. Do you have a problem with that?

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-11-06 22:50:13

But apparently you can be racist while we cannot be sexist? Wow, so womanly.

 
Comment by Phil
2007-11-06 22:43:03

Got a problem with racism? Get over it, it’s just as bad as sexism. No race or gender is better than the other.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2007-11-06 22:40:57

Hey it’s Phil.. the resident racist cuckold.

And here I thought white racists were supposed to be masculine.

 
Comment by Phil
2007-11-06 22:26:48

Oh, shut the fuck up you fucking blind Asian! You don’t get it! Just shut your fucking little mouth, and OPEN YOUR EYES! Men are not better than women.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-11-06 22:20:39

You are fucktarded. We didnt say we hate women. Get over it, you emotional twat. It is saying men are better than women. It is similar to how a Ferrari is better than a bicycle. Men are that ferrari and women are … the bicycle.

 
Comment by Sara
2007-11-06 22:09:28

Wow… it must be exhausting to have so much hate in your hearts. I am a woman, and I can’t imagine not loving men. Life would be so lonely to hate the opposite sex. There are a lot of ridiculously horrible men who do horrible things… but my husband makes me believe that incredible men do exist. I am a proud woman with a wonderful man, and I feel very sorry that you all don’t have that same respect and love for the opposite sex. I wish you all the best… and hope you realize life is to short to be ignorant and assume all women are the same… no need to reply to this… I won’t be back here again… this hate DRAINED me already!

Good luck with your lives!

 
Comment by King Wang
2007-11-02 02:14:45

I wouldn’t go so far as to say Africa is completely fucked, they are running some pretty good email scams for people croaking out from Aids.

I guess their shelf-life is the same as a good looking crack whore over here in the USA, measured like a fruit flies life span, days and hours….

Feminism is the outgrowth of lazy ass women who don’t want to work for a living. The sole purpose of the concept is to be better than the man that put them there, not to be equal. Equality was NEVER the question or the answer, don’t believe THAT bullshit for a second, otherwise, they wouldn’t tout running the “Golden Pussy Syndrome” so prevalent now.

I can only say that being from the US of A sucks anymore. Short of buying a whore, I am seriously considering a Russian gal, and so are a BUNCH of my friends. One guy I knew already ordered one up, got married, and hasn’t looked back since. He swears by her. No shit.

I shit you not at all.

 
Comment by Benignbullet
2007-11-02 02:09:05

Benignbullet said:

Savant said:

@Ralohcs… I am a Leykis101 graduate, and a son of two fathers.

To speak realistically, I find it very depressing. I was raised by my mom and dad to beleive that you could be the President, people would treat you how you treated them, falling in love & romance was the best thing ever, and “the right girl is out there, you just have to find her.” Absolutely spot on. Western women, behaviorally and/or biologically, are relegated to the status of sex object. Until/unless they somehow become logical, reasonable, and appreciative of all that men have created and done for them, they deserve the Leykis “pump ‘em and dump ‘em.”

1. You won’t be the president. You won’t be the Vice-president either. You may not even be the manager at Starbucks. Career advancement requires work… unless you can “work” the system. …cough… vagina..

2. MEN will treat you with respect. Walk up to any normal white, black, mexican… any guy and strike up a conversation. Men of every color, creed, religion can find common ground. Women, on the other hand, can’t even talk to their own spe