Ask Dick: Who Can I Fuck?
This question was sent to me by Jordan:
My problem is inherently sexual. I am completely disgusted by American women. I am 22 years old, and I have spent the last three years avoiding sex because I refuse to allow these ugly American bitches to feel “pretty”, regardless of the benefit to me.
It’s driving me up the wall. I honestly feel that if I don’t get laid soon, I will kill myself. Any advice?
This Ask Dick question affected me deeply, as the loss of a man’s life is one of the biggest tragedies there is. Every time I see a bunch of women on television whining about some puppy mill that was just discovered in the trailer next door, it makes me want to throw a cinder block through the television.
Fuck puppies. Some man somewhere didn’t get laid today. That’s a tragedy.
But I’m not a woman, so I don’t let my emotions ruin my possessions or sex drive.
First of all, Jordan, no matter where you are, there are always alternatives to American women. Even in America there are Mexican women, Canadian women, even Polish women. Granted, women from all countries have massive failings that ultimately cannot be compensated for by anything other than your manly charity and pity, but it doesn’t hurt to mix up the genetic deck every once in a while.
That’s why God gave men dicks: to stir up the genetic melting pot.
It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women. A good and manly way to appreciate what you have is to deprive yourself of it. That’s one of the reasons I throw sandwiches in the street all the time. It only increases my appreciation of them.
Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed.
Australian women are so bad in bed, they don’t even know when sex is happening. The rape statistics down there are completely fucked.
Lastly, and perhaps my best piece of manvice is: lower your expectations.
Women can’t meet anything with grace. Deadlines, your parents, your expectations; no matter what, you end up with fuck ups, embarrassment, and a three-year dry spell.
Would you try to engage a child on the merits of Reaganomics? No, but you might perform a magic trick for them and send them on their way. Would you expect a man to wash your dishes after you were done eating? Would you expect a broken television to fix itself after I threw a cinderblock through it?
No.
Men are better than women. Having sex with women is basically a form bestiality; albeit a socially condoned one. And it always will be. At least until they invent a word for having sex with someone who is mildly retarded.
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September 7th, 2007 at 5:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bf10ee7e5a18
Welcome Wobbegong, and spot on with the comment.
Unfortunately it looks like our girls are already beyond being rescued from the Feminist problem.
Like spoiled children, we are just gonna have to let them fall on their face HARD…before they get the idea that maybe the Femcrap wasn’t such a good idea for them after all.
In the meantime, get friendly with Asian girls here and also go to their Countries to experience what NICE women are truly like. You won’t regret it. You’ll never bother with our (unfortunately) sour Aussie skanks again. I know, and I’m living that dream.
September 8th, 2007 at 12:00 am - IP Man-Hash: dc0655c283574
Austrailian women are not better than American women. I just came out of a Singapore forum exhausted after debating(i mean thrashing) another woman on the subject of “equality” - I was of the view that there wasnt any equality, that a man should lead the family and provoked a fight with a woman who called her “husband” her partner because the term husband sounded “domineering”.
several singaporean guys backed me up. at first i thought she was singaporean and was surprised then i realized she was probably aussie since she kept talking about her times in ‘aussie’ and how the women could do the jobs of men there. heh.
September 17th, 2007 at 6:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9e2d78ac157dd
All white women are cunts. Can I say cunt here? Cunt. Cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
There.
Death to aryan grrlz. Esp. manish over-achievers like the Canadian mentioned above. Germany has a ton of those broads, and turns out, oh, 100 babies per year in consequence.
September 17th, 2007 at 6:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 642da97c46c07
Hi crazy!! I’m suprised to see you on the internets! I thought your type spent most of thier time making lampshades out of pre-pubescent girls and killing puppies!
September 17th, 2007 at 8:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Jenn @ML Hate isn’t welcome here. No one hates women here. Racism isn’t welcome either.
-wolfe
September 26th, 2007 at 8:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 510ea78f5e3c3
Western White Girls are all stupid and hyper indulgent. I’m from Australia and i totally agree with you and i’m in school.I guess thats why 1/4 of kids in victoria(a Australian state) are foriegn born
October 7th, 2007 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d7c2c082eba9
dick’s a fag tee-hee : )
October 7th, 2007 at 6:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d7c2c082eba9
dick is a fag, OLA OLA! Why haven’t I been banned yet tee-hee faggity fag boys make me laugh like this
October 7th, 2007 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
It’s a shame that such a superior and reasonable cause as feminism has to resort to baseless insults and spamming up a forum. It almost seems as if they’re trying to censure the truth to protect their lies, and the deck of cards that feminism really is.
You sluts need to learn how to shut the fuck up, before you end up looking 60 at your shelf life of 30. You just keep flaunting your sex and watch what will continue to happen - your boss will expect you to make true on your claims.
Now shut the fuck up, slut, it’s time for man-talk and you aren’t invited.
We all know your obsession with homosexuality arises from your many ‘gay-for-pay’ ventures to finance your quota-provided education, but that sort of hate speech is not welcome here.
October 26th, 2007 at 8:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 473e0a512d5e6
Africa, now there’s a place that’s been fucked over by the sadistic nature of women. Maybe this kid in the picture would have some food if all of the women of Africa weren’t such whores and killed off every providing man with AIDS.
Or, you know, he could be a man and eat the women.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:08 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Ha. It takes two to tango buddy.
Umm…So what you’re saying is that the first person to have Aides in Africa was a woman?
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c
Absolutely spot on. Biologically and/or behaviorally, the Ameribitch has relegated herself to the status of sexual object. Until/unless she learns logic, fair-mindedness, and a sense of appreciation for all that men have done and created for her, she deserves the Leykis “pump ‘em and dump ‘em.”
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
I wouldn’t go so far as to say Africa is completely fucked, they are running some pretty good email scams for people croaking out from Aids.
I guess their shelf-life is the same as a good looking crack whore over here in the USA, measured like a fruit flies life span, days and hours….
Feminism is the outgrowth of lazy ass women who don’t want to work for a living. The sole purpose of the concept is to be better than the man that put them there, not to be equal. Equality was NEVER the question or the answer, don’t believe THAT bullshit for a second, otherwise, they wouldn’t tout running the “Golden Pussy Syndrome” so prevalent now.
I can only say that being from the US of A sucks anymore. Short of buying a whore, I am seriously considering a Russian gal, and so are a BUNCH of my friends. One guy I knew already ordered one up, got married, and hasn’t looked back since. He swears by her. No shit.
I shit you not at all.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4c0e68a03e00b
Wow… it must be exhausting to have so much hate in your hearts. I am a woman, and I can’t imagine not loving men. Life would be so lonely to hate the opposite sex. There are a lot of ridiculously horrible men who do horrible things… but my husband makes me believe that incredible men do exist. I am a proud woman with a wonderful man, and I feel very sorry that you all don’t have that same respect and love for the opposite sex. I wish you all the best… and hope you realize life is to short to be ignorant and assume all women are the same… no need to reply to this… I won’t be back here again… this hate DRAINED me already!
Good luck with your lives!
November 6th, 2007 at 10:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d3bb32787b07
You are fucktarded. We didnt say we hate women. Get over it, you emotional twat. It is saying men are better than women. It is similar to how a Ferrari is better than a bicycle. Men are that ferrari and women are … the bicycle.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Oh, shut the fuck up you fucking blind Asian! You don’t get it! Just shut your fucking little mouth, and OPEN YOUR EYES! Men are not better than women.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Hey it’s Phil.. the resident racist cuckold.
And here I thought white racists were supposed to be masculine.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Got a problem with racism? Get over it, it’s just as bad as sexism. No race or gender is better than the other.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
But apparently you can be racist while we cannot be sexist? Wow, so womanly.