Ask Dick: Who Can I Fuck?
This question was sent to me by Jordan:
My problem is inherently sexual. I am completely disgusted by American women. I am 22 years old, and I have spent the last three years avoiding sex because I refuse to allow these ugly American bitches to feel “pretty”, regardless of the benefit to me.
It’s driving me up the wall. I honestly feel that if I don’t get laid soon, I will kill myself. Any advice?
This Ask Dick question affected me deeply, as the loss of a man’s life is one of the biggest tragedies there is. Every time I see a bunch of women on television whining about some puppy mill that was just discovered in the trailer next door, it makes me want to throw a cinder block through the television.
Fuck puppies. Some man somewhere didn’t get laid today. That’s a tragedy.
But I’m not a woman, so I don’t let my emotions ruin my possessions or sex drive.
First of all, Jordan, no matter where you are, there are always alternatives to American women. Even in America there are Mexican women, Canadian women, even Polish women. Granted, women from all countries have massive failings that ultimately cannot be compensated for by anything other than your manly charity and pity, but it doesn’t hurt to mix up the genetic deck every once in a while.
That’s why God gave men dicks: to stir up the genetic melting pot.
It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women. A good and manly way to appreciate what you have is to deprive yourself of it. That’s one of the reasons I throw sandwiches in the street all the time. It only increases my appreciation of them.
Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed.
Australian women are so bad in bed, they don’t even know when sex is happening. The rape statistics down there are completely fucked.
Lastly, and perhaps my best piece of manvice is: lower your expectations.
Women can’t meet anything with grace. Deadlines, your parents, your expectations; no matter what, you end up with fuck ups, embarrassment, and a three-year dry spell.
Would you try to engage a child on the merits of Reaganomics? No, but you might perform a magic trick for them and send them on their way. Would you expect a man to wash your dishes after you were done eating? Would you expect a broken television to fix itself after I threw a cinderblock through it?
No.
Men are better than women. Having sex with women is basically a form bestiality; albeit a socially condoned one. And it always will be. At least until they invent a word for having sex with someone who is mildly retarded.
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August 25th, 2007 at 8:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 21b56e0c46781
Thanks, wolfe. I saw this episode of South Park where they were making fun of anime themesongs, and the chorus was “Let’s fighting love.”
Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
August 25th, 2007 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Im sort of an anime buff, I suppose. And in my experience, unless Walt Disney did not make the english anime characters, then they’re apsolutely crap and bad examples.
August 29th, 2007 at 11:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4a00c998cec56
Is it that you are missing out too much. dont worry we women will go easy on the little men
August 30th, 2007 at 12:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 82017df8ad3f0
On topic: Check this site out http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/555526/posts
It basically explains and talks about why white men (or men in general) prefer Asian women. I find the article most appealing and I can relate well to you being Singaporean.
Alot of asian women are brought up to respect their man, to dont burst his ego and thats what appeals to a ton of men. Basically, they got what we call “EQ” which feminists seem to lack. Instead, these women are feminine. They know where to let loose and when to control … of course there are the notable exceptions but I blame the western media for that… that and singaore is … zionised(is there such a word?)
August 30th, 2007 at 12:01 am - IP Man-Hash: b6f97ac8a94a7
dumb typos: “relate well to IT”
August 30th, 2007 at 2:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 92c53c9e8acc1
“It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women.”
As an Australian male, I say, bravo.
August 30th, 2007 at 3:16 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Excellent article, Mansvoice. It largely ignores the physical reasons for this, but I think the mental reasons are much, much more important.
From the article:
This holds with my observations. A great many young women these days are indeed aggressively truculent. “Hungover ferrets” is an apt expression.
I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here.
-wolfe
August 30th, 2007 at 7:15 am - IP Man-Hash: a7a16be1327f0
I basically mean American-nized if there is such a word. But hehe, glad to share.
September 4th, 2007 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
The article says: “Note that the espousal of hostile obnoxiousness as a guiding philosophy appears to be an almost uniquely American horror. It certainly isn´t requisite to independence or self-respect. I recently met a quite attractive blonde who, among other things, was smart, a long-haul motorcyclist, a student of the martial arts out of sheer athletic enjoyment of it, and an excellent marksman. She was also heterosexual, feminine, delightful company, and had no trace of “the chip.” I was astonished. How was this possible, I wondered?
She was Canadian.”
This is an exception to the rule, believe me.
September 4th, 2007 at 11:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
Excuse me, as a woman my cause isn’t puppies. Its global. I hate Americans & peoples of other rich countries who sit on their fat asses & eat till their sick, while there are people starving across the globe. Its fucked up. I fucking hate dogs. SHOCKER.
& as for Jordan, I’m sure its pretty parallel, women don’t want to fuck you much either.
September 5th, 2007 at 3:27 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Riddle me this, catgirl. Why are those ‘rich’ countries you complain about overwhelmingly the #1 food and financial aid donors and huge food exporters?
Even Canada, which is built on glaciers or something (and I don’t need to look that up because I’m a man) is probably the worlds #2 or #2 exporter of wheat.
But, you’re right, none of us like fat women that sit on their rears all day either.
Yeah, irrational and stupid people usually hate dogs and wolves. Whether or not you’re one of their number, only time will tell.
Scientific research shows that people who answer (c) are ten times more likely to have an IQ in excess of 150 than people who answer (a).
-wolfe
September 5th, 2007 at 4:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Evil-Wolfe, it is clear to me that you’re trying to get me fired. Now the whole office is looking at me and trying to figure out why I blurted out loud just now.
September 5th, 2007 at 6:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
@meow: “I hate Americans & peoples of other rich countries who sit on their fat asses & eat till their sick, while there are people starving across the globe.”
As a broad, such comments are not surprising - full of bluster and ignorance.
I can tell you the bulk of foreign aid goes to local “executing agencies” who use the funds on salaries, consultancy fees, travel, entertainment, etc. Very little of it actually goes to “poverty reduction.”
I’ve seen this time and time again and almost got rolled in Egypt when I questioned the wisdom of the expenditures of an Egyptian non-governmental organization that was being funded by the group that I worked for. Making matters worse, I was later pressed by the governor of an Egyptian province for additional funds, and had to watch others come up with clever ways of telling this corrupt Saddam look-alike that he had to make due with what was already allocated.
But, of course, most women wouldn’t know this (or acknowledge it even if they did) because all the world’s problems are caused by evil white guys. Plain and simple. Right?
September 5th, 2007 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: d6d5ba1b07107
Meow is a whores name.
September 5th, 2007 at 9:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I believe she meant something like… I don’t know… maybe giving some of it away?
Isn’t much of American private agricultural entrepreneurship state subsidised (horrors of horrors!) anyhow?
Maybe instead of not growing stuff, they could give it away as charity abroad?
Or do you presume that would hurt current exports to the penniless immuring masses of Africa and elsewhere?
Just a thought. Course, I’m just a pinko commie librul pro-life sentimentalist who believes how you treat the least of us I how we treat our saviour.
What do I know?
- Booka Shade - Frantic
September 5th, 2007 at 9:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Pardon. didn’t read that carefully.
Maybe the most of very little is even less?
September 5th, 2007 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Too bad a valid point is occasionally conveyed by a lascivious twit twat.
She probably parroted something of moral fibre she heard a man say.
- Booka Shade - Something physical
September 5th, 2007 at 11:45 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Sony if you want a serious discussion of the issue — I was just pointing out a first-order error to the woman who posted — here goes.
Yes and no. Five crops get about 80%+ of all the subsidies. The Europeans started it (with the exception of sugar beet subsidies). Not that that’s much excuse.
I’ve discussed the matter on my blog, so won’t replicate that discussion here. Suffice to say I oppose government subsidies for large agribusinesses, even if the Europeans persist.
US subsidies of corn are particularly screwed up, since it results in highly processed food that’s very bad for you being over-produced, and conversion of lots of farmland to such a purpose.
That’s what we rather naively did in the 1980’s. It was a disaster. It destroyed local farmers’ markets, discouraging production, and was used as a weapon by (mostly) communistic governments in places like Ethiopia.
Paradoxically, the best way is to help countries that are semi-rational (i.e. not Zimbabwe) and at least semi-free is by giving more local NGO’s the money to buy food.
Shipping food in only makes sense if a country is chronically unable to feed itself. This is not generally the case in Africa, but is generally the case with highly socialistic countries (e.g. North Korea).
-wolfe
September 5th, 2007 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
Australian TV is very Americanised now, hence the creeping illness of Feminism affecting Oz women.
It’s nauseating to see the rampant hatred of males routinely promoted in sitcoms, ads and talkshows with those agenda driven female hosts. The man hate Laws in Australia are keeping pace with this phenomenon.
The tragedy of it is that the current generation of Oz females are obliviously lapping this all up like sweet poison.
Australian women have betrayed themselves for a cheap thrill ride on the rollercoaster of Feminism. The Men now seek better quality merchandise from overseas retailers.
Words out…baby. It didn’t HAVE to be this way.
September 7th, 2007 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 15e808b2532c8
Australian women > American women. Not by much and i can compare the two.
Most US guys I’ve met here in oz would much rather live here than the US. The laws not being as effed up as they are in the US but we are catching up. The only ones that don’t like living here are ones married to aussie princesses
Yours is a great site Dick!!!!